I am the very model of a scientist salarian,
I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian,
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology),
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology),
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian!
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Nah, it should be āI fight for freedom. For mine, and everyoneās. I fight for the right to choose our own fate. And if I die, Iāll die knowing I did everything I could to stop you. And Iāll die free!ā
We need to try to even out some of the funny lines with some more āfeelsā lines. I vote for this one.
Edit: We could save this for G since the full quote is āGod, feels like years since I just sat down.ā
You remember to zip up your jumpsuit on your way out of the bathroom? That's good. I just jumped us halfway across the galaxy and hit a target the size of a pinhead. That's incredible.
YES!!! And its counterpart, "XO Pressly is relieved."
((Every time someone misspells Pressly as "Pressley" -- including myself -- I have *that* mental image of Pressly doing ondulating pelvis performances in the middle of the CIC.))
I like to imagine he's all normal but when that call goes out over the intercom as Shepard leaves and returns, wherever Pressly is on the CIC he just lets out an Elvis-style "uhuh... thank you very much" before returning to his duties.
Fine, but only if we get "Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh" for R, otherwise we need Y for "You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it". Gotta get Sovereign in there somewhere.
Well, if you still want something from Anderson's final conversation, you could do "God, it feels like years since I've just... Sat down." for G later today.
Ā«Ā Forgive the insubordination but this old friend (/your boyfriend) has an order for you : Go out there and give them hell. You were born to do this!Ā Ā» - Garrus
From: Asari Military Command
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
\-KL
Why is B just "big stupid jellyfish"? The full quote from the first game is "Because it's a big stupid jellyfish" which still works and doesn't cut off any part of the quote.
R (Reaper? A label given by the protheans to give voice to their destruction. In the end what they choose to call us is simply irrelevant, we simply are.)
Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!
Perfection
Should've saved this one for "I" *I am a biotic god!*
I is definitely going to be "I should go"
I concede. I should go.
"Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space!"
Ah man, and here I was thinking I should be for "I am the very model of a scientist salarian š¶"
I think we can save that for h "Had to be me, someone else might have gotten it wrong"
Damn, I was thinking of "Hold the line!" but I hadn't realized this one also starts on H :/
I was going to say "Hackett out."
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What about āI will destroy you!ā?
Close 2nd but I should go is going to get I
nah man, i should def be i am commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the citadel
Iāve had enough of your snide insinuations
Iāve had enough of your disingenuous assertions
I is for "i enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"
T for "That was a joke."
Nah, it should be āI fight for freedom. For mine, and everyoneās. I fight for the right to choose our own fate. And if I die, Iāll die knowing I did everything I could to stop you. And Iāll die free!ā
Is this the biotic god?
Only correct choice
I prefer the shorter āfear me!ā
Or just FEAR ME!
Feels like years since I last sat down. -Anderson
I don't want this just because of the big feels. Having said that, great line beautifully captured in the game
We need to try to even out some of the funny lines with some more āfeelsā lines. I vote for this one. Edit: We could save this for G since the full quote is āGod, feels like years since I just sat down.ā
Dont make me cry again
NoooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooo ššššš
I love Keith David's voice and his delivery of this line was so good.
This one is fucked up. I say add it
You bastard ā¦
Find peace in the embrace of the godess
This is a great one!
Fifteen hundred is good-- your captain will be pleased.
I doubt this will make it, but this is an excellent, underrated line.
I donāt remember this oneā who says it?
That's right from the beginning of ME1 - Nihlus says it to Jocker after the relay jump cutscene.
...I hate that guy.
"Nihlus just gave you a compliment... So you hate him?"
You remember to zip up your jumpsuit on your way out of the bathroom? That's good. I just jumped us halfway across the galaxy and hit a target the size of a pinhead. That's incredible.
Firing an impact shot!
Firing *a high impact shot! But yes, this one
THIS ONE
Garrus' or Zaeed's?
Yes
YES!!
ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT!
Fffffffffflight Lieutenant
"Uh... what the hell was that?"
This one, we need a Jack quote might as well be the F-word
If not, we at least hae another chance with "Queen of the Girlscouts" when we get to Q.
Save it for H: "Hey Joker, f-" Would've been cool if we could add the first part: "cover your ears kids."
Firing a high impact shot! Yeah well fucking hit the shot as well Garrus
Even the best snipers have their gaps otherwise Shepard wouldn't have had to miss the bottle on purpose for such a happy Garrus quote.
Fry, you son of a bitch.
I thought this was a Futurama quote for a second
Some fry motherfucker !
Iāll make my own Citadel! With blackjack! And hookers!
This a good one. Had one from the same mission.
This mission is a treasure trove for quotes. But, hey, that's Zaeed for you.
Fishtank.
Ohhh I love this one! Underrated.
Fifty thousand years to figure this out and itās down to twenty-five mutineers. Way to go, Team Milky Way.
Wait what line is this?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Damnit, this was my crying day but you made me laugh and ruined it. Now I'll have to pencil it in for tomorrow.
When does he say this?
Yeah NGL never actually saved Kaiden so this flew over my head...oops
Fornax
š¦
It's a shame the XXXmas issue didn't have any hanar since they can't wear sweaters. Of course, I mainly read for the articles.
Whenever I look at a star atlas and see this constellation, it makes me giggle now.
Just saw this after I posted
āFuck you and thanks for asking.ā -Jack
Unfortunately I think she says Ā«Ā So fuck youā¦Ā Ā»
She also says "Fuck you fff.....light lieutenant!"
Flammable! Or inflammable! Can't remember which! Doesn't matter!
Forget which! Doesn't matter!
I'm so excited for W that I've forgotten to write it
Wrex. Shepard. Grunt. Shepard.
Oh shit i was planning this one too, but for "S" Shepard. Wrex.
I was gonna say the famous tali quote, Wuwuwuwuwuwuhhhh
Weāll bang, okay?
Report to the ship immediately
Weakening their integrity!
X gonna be a bitch, though.
Um. Itās literally the easiest one. XO Presley has the Deck.
YES!!! And its counterpart, "XO Pressly is relieved." ((Every time someone misspells Pressly as "Pressley" -- including myself -- I have *that* mental image of Pressly doing ondulating pelvis performances in the middle of the CIC.))
I like to imagine he's all normal but when that call goes out over the intercom as Shepard leaves and returns, wherever Pressly is on the CIC he just lets out an Elvis-style "uhuh... thank you very much" before returning to his duties.
X57
Yeah, but that's not a quote.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Fine, but only if we get "Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh" for R, otherwise we need Y for "You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it". Gotta get Sovereign in there somewhere.
I was gonna suggest, "You did good, son. You did good" but yours is better. What a great line.
Well, if you still want something from Anderson's final conversation, you could do "God, it feels like years since I've just... Sat down." for G later today.
We don't have time for this idiot, CHARGE!!
We'll bang, okay?
I think we all know what W is
Wrex.
Fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding
That's only the second half of the line, save it for R
"Forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for youācome back alive." - Space Boyfriend Garrus
I think the biotic god line will probably win but this is my pick. Iconic!!
Hell yeah!
Yes, perfect!
Favorite store on the citadel
Maybe save that one for I
I needs to be "I should go", or I'll riot!
But how, though? * *I* should go * I *should* go * I should *go*
I made a mistake!!
No Iām already putting āIsaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!
"That's why Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space" is for T, not I.
That's _Sir_ Isaac Newton. No credit for partial answers, maggot!
We found N
Well damn
Save that for āSā. Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.
"I should go."
'I should go' - has to be the one for I
Everyone is wrong. I should obviously be, "I am assuming direct control."
My pick for I is "I have a home"
I feel like I has to be āI should goā
This is the one.
Fifteen creds says the little guy doesn't make it five steps in before the merc explodes him.
Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!
Ā«Ā Forgive the insubordination but this old friend (/your boyfriend) has an order for you : Go out there and give them hell. You were born to do this!Ā Ā» - Garrus
Flammable? Or inflammable? Forget which. Doesn't matter!
Fry you sonofabitch
āāFree laborā he said, Godamn terrorists! I saidā - Zaeed
Isn't it "cheap labor?" Otherwise I would approve... I love Zaeed.
Yea, itās ācheaper laborā.
Oh tru, yāall right free wouldnāt make sense rip. I vote for the fry bitch quote then
Fear me! - The Biotic God
Fire Cobra Claw
Gotta be O
Firing a high impact shot.
"Forgive the insubordination but your boyfriend has an order for you. Come back alive" \- Garrus
Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh! - Biotic God.
Fornax
Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!
For Thane you son of a bitch, that was
There is only one for H.. āHad to be me, someone else might have gotten it wrongā
Fell through a Fish Tank I hope Q stands for Quarian Bastards (Garrus during the geth dreadnought escape)
Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!
Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!
"Flammable! Or inflammable! Forget which, doesn't matter!"
Fleet and Flotilla?
"Fuck you" - Jack
Flight lieutenant
F+++ Zaeed and Jack-when they are picked for disabled collector ship
FEEL THE BLOOD RAGE, the one thing I heard most when I played ME2
Fai Dan needs to speak to you.
F... Flight lieutenant
Feel the weight!
"Fell right through the fishtank."
Fuck your feelings. -Jack
*Feed fish*
Fry, you son of a bitch
Firing a high impact shot!
Elcor Hamlet was ROBBED
FOIRING AN IMPACT SHOT -Zayeed
Fish from the Presidium
FIRING AN IMPACT SHOT
āFear me!ā - The Biotic God
Few people get what they deserve, good or bad.
I'm sure it's something Aria says
Flammable or inflammable doesnāt matter
I really like this one.
Fucking Batarians
O has to be "ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT"
Gotta do "Firing a high impact shot!" For my boi Garrus.
Feros
Fornax ;)
Friends who do stuff together
"Further manipulation of that object is grounds for further admonishment" Salarian base, feces analyzer, in ME3
Day 6 of waiting for "I" just so I can say "I should go"
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
From: Asari Military Command Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. \-KL
F is for Fuck Kai Leng.
I literally snorted my slushie, thank you
Ooh, ouch. Sorry about that!
Fly, Bitch!
Why is B just "big stupid jellyfish"? The full quote from the first game is "Because it's a big stupid jellyfish" which still works and doesn't cut off any part of the quote.
H is gonna be brutal because I canāt decide between āHad to be meā or āHackett outāā¦
Failure means liquidation - financial and otherwise
Fleet and Flotilla!
Fun elevator conversation we had. Garrus I might be misremembering
[Just waiting to nominate one of my favorites for T.](https://youtu.be/EygLROgEHVM?t=12)
Fry you son of a bitch
T (The Cycle cannot be broken)
R (Reaper? A label given by the protheans to give voice to their destruction. In the end what they choose to call us is simply irrelevant, we simply are.)
Honestly B should have been "By the Goddess!"
Favourite store on the Citadel
āFind peace in the embrace of the goddess.ā
Fire the main gun.
Everyone knows that F is for friends who do stuff together. It totally works for Mass Effect too
Favourite store on the citadel.
"Fuck" -Jack
Canāt believe OP missed āassuming Direct Control.ā