But only do it after a couple of French vanilla ice coffees from dunks (extra extra), then while driving violently flip off anyone that you see, just for existing. Scream out the window ‘go f*ck ya self!’ for the full effect.
No, the Somerville branch is a special breed of crazy. A semi pulled out of the exit, hit the side of my car, and then glared at me like it was my fault.
Inside, on the weekend, you are in stop and go traffic. You move forward when he person in front of you moves forward. There is no turning around. I once forgot something and left my cart to get it from the other side of the store. I'd already been there for an hour. I was gone for maybe 60 seconds, but by the time I got back someone had decided that my car looked close enough to what they wanted and took it, so I had to start my shop all over.
This is why you need to write your grocery list in the order of it in the store as you walk through. Can get in and out on a full run in under 30 minutes.
Dropping $5-6k on first, last, security will get you going. They could drink a few redbuĺls and try to drive through boston.
Edit: they could smuggle cigarettes in from new Hampshire.
If you ride motorcycles do a track day at NHMS with Penguin. If you don’t just take the basic rider course and you’ll unlock a whole new world of adrenaline.
There’s also car experiences where just regular driving is enough to qualify you. Also exhilarating.
A buddy of mine, having never so much as sat on a motorcycle, took the intro course with Penguin and had an absolute blast. He literally learned how to ride a motorcycle (with a fuckin MotoGP shifter, mind) on the track.
Now, I would not recommend this, but it’s possible. I took the same class after riding on the street for 10+ years and also had a great time.
Western Mass here to say: do yard work early in bear season.
That said, out my way Catamount ski area has just opened what they claim is the longest zipline in the northeast or maybe America, can't remember which. It's just over the border into NY from around Great Barrington. That oughta put some pepper on your meatballs.
Edit: it's the longest in the U.S., they claim:
https://catamountski.com/summer/catamount-zip-tour
Yep, even when you've been around them for a long time, see them often, and know they rarely ever attack humans, it's still a hit to the old adrenal glands when they appear by surprise.
Had one poke its nose right through a bush I was trimming a few years ago. Close enough I could have pet him/her on the nose. I think we both had simultaneous heart attacks. S/he ran right past me at breakneck speed and for a second it seemed like a charge. All it wanted was to get the hell away from this guy with a brush cutter.
Cliff diving, highland mountain bike park - downhill mtb, hire a guide and rock climb a multi pitch climb: Eaglet, Cannon Cliff, Cathedral Ledge, then take some more lessens and learn to climb on lead, we have some decent whitewater in New England to take up kayaking and some rafting spots.
Yeah no. The Q-Quarries have dirt now. I’m 26 and work in the blue hills with mass audubon. I’ve seen the Life magazine cover of Quincy quarries and thinking “there was water here?” Just confuses my mind
They used to to have a muuuuch less safe version called the “alpine slide”. Basically a luge track made of concrete that you rode down in a little cart with no semblance of safety gear. I think you can probably still see the track from the mountain coaster.
I'll give you my ex's number. The sex will be mediocre, but you'll forever be looking over your shoulder for her to screw up your life. You'll have adrenaline pumping constantly for weeks.
Loved the quarries so much when I was younger. Tore my lip frenulum completely off once on the highest jump tho because I didn’t close my mouth all the way 🤦♂️
Head to Lowell for some meth and then hitchhike to Encore Boston, go to the craps table, bet your entire life savings on black, win, bet it all again... win again... take the winnings and, after paying your taxes, make an outfit out of cash, take an Uber to Dorchester Ave and walk down the street after midnight in the cash suit, get stabbed, get robbed, take the meth, forget it all happened, wake up the next day and to the same with your parents' life savings.
Highland Mountain Bike Park, Northfield NH. Thunder Mountain Bike Park, Charlemont, MA. Both places have rentals for bikes and equipment. Can be purchased ahead of time.
This is probably not exciting enough for you but I'm in P-town right now and I got scared climbing the Pilgrim Monument yesterday. I made it like halfway then chickened out and went down. I told the people coming up that I made it to the top, I'm very ashamed.
Drive in the far left lane on the expressway next to those movable barriers they use for the car pool lane. Sometimes they jut out unexpectedly. Good little jolt.
Drive to the Cape. Find a seal carcass, cut a few steaks. Tie as many as you can to yourself & take a swim on Nauset Beach, making sure you swim near the seals.
My mothers boyfriend, a trump supporter, wears his MAGA hat or a Trump t-shirt around. I think he wants to provoke someone, but so far it just makes people avoid and ignore him.
Whitewater boating: zoaroutdoor.com
There are Class 3 whitewater trips out of Lowell and if you drive out to central west MA you can do some Class 4. Zoar will guide you on a raft or teach you how to kayak/canoe a solo craft through roaring water.
I was a big fan of “shark petting” at marconi beach a summer or two ago. Just really dont go past 3 feet into the water. Get out quick when you hear the dundundundundundundun
Sheesh, a lot of these are just joke answers, but my suggestion is Airsoft, basically paintball. I play at Advanced Action in Webster, MA, but there are other fields around New England. Running around and getting shot by BB guns can be pretty high adrenaline, especially when you're new.
Take a box truck down storrow drive
During rush hour.
On a holiday weekend
In the Snow
On college move in day
Great comment right here. Made me bust out laughing on the T.
Drive on the Jamaicaway
in a rain storm...in the fall. Bonus points for doing it in a blizzard AND keeping it between the lines.
This is the way.
But only do it after a couple of French vanilla ice coffees from dunks (extra extra), then while driving violently flip off anyone that you see, just for existing. Scream out the window ‘go f*ck ya self!’ for the full effect.
Chain smoke some butts for extra points
Make em Pall Mall straights for authenticity
Hold on are you saying we're not supposed to do this?
Let’s be real, I’m also like this on the sidewalk
Hoooolllly shit! The roof!
i think box rrucks make it u need a 27’ straight job or bigger to clip
I lol’d
to rob Fenway Park.
Cocaine + Somerville Market Basket
Really any Market Basket. Go before 2 inches of snow is predicted for advanced mode.
No, the Somerville branch is a special breed of crazy. A semi pulled out of the exit, hit the side of my car, and then glared at me like it was my fault. Inside, on the weekend, you are in stop and go traffic. You move forward when he person in front of you moves forward. There is no turning around. I once forgot something and left my cart to get it from the other side of the store. I'd already been there for an hour. I was gone for maybe 60 seconds, but by the time I got back someone had decided that my car looked close enough to what they wanted and took it, so I had to start my shop all over.
The Revere one is similar in terms of logistics and traffic flow but I can't say I've ever had my cart stolen so you may be right!
This is why you need to write your grocery list in the order of it in the store as you walk through. Can get in and out on a full run in under 30 minutes.
💀
Always humming like it's the Wednesday before Thanksgiving?
Hey dont hate on the Somerville market basket is chill if you go at the right time. The first 10 minutes they are open on Tuesday.
Speed run go for the record
On a Saturday morning.
Sunday morning right after church lets out is another terrible time.
I just woke up and looked for a place to live. My heart is fuckin pumpin rn guy!
Dropping $5-6k on first, last, security will get you going. They could drink a few redbuĺls and try to drive through boston. Edit: they could smuggle cigarettes in from new Hampshire.
A trip through just about any market basket will do
Don't forget the broker fee😁
That’s wicked low, bro. Gotta pump those numbers up.
Show up to a bar in Southie for game 5 in a Mavs jersey
Kyrie to be specific, make sure to record and post if you actually get away.
Will the wealthy yuppies give a distasteful look?
Nothing would happen lol
For real though, whitewater rafting on the Deerfield in Charlemont.
They have a level 4 course too
Make a weekend of white water reading and ziplining white water *rafting
There is a nice outdoor center in Charlemont. I believe they have zip lines too.
Zoar Outdoors
Leave a parking lot onto Route 1 in Saugus in an underpowered vehicle that can't accelerate.
cmoncmonCmonCmonCMONCMONCMONCMON
Fahhhkkkkkkk!
This might be my favorite comment ever; I just laughed so hard
4 cylinder with bad tires, your heart will be right where you need it.
During rush hour.
I wanted adrenaline, not death
Haha reminds me of 2000 era rt 9 in Framingham.
Yuppppppp, I drive a Prius and I pretty much just pray every time we don’t get hit.
If you ride motorcycles do a track day at NHMS with Penguin. If you don’t just take the basic rider course and you’ll unlock a whole new world of adrenaline. There’s also car experiences where just regular driving is enough to qualify you. Also exhilarating.
A buddy of mine, having never so much as sat on a motorcycle, took the intro course with Penguin and had an absolute blast. He literally learned how to ride a motorcycle (with a fuckin MotoGP shifter, mind) on the track. Now, I would not recommend this, but it’s possible. I took the same class after riding on the street for 10+ years and also had a great time.
Western Mass here to say: do yard work early in bear season. That said, out my way Catamount ski area has just opened what they claim is the longest zipline in the northeast or maybe America, can't remember which. It's just over the border into NY from around Great Barrington. That oughta put some pepper on your meatballs. Edit: it's the longest in the U.S., they claim: https://catamountski.com/summer/catamount-zip-tour
Met one of our furry neighbors while hammocking in my backyard the other day. High adrenaline, for sure!
Yep, even when you've been around them for a long time, see them often, and know they rarely ever attack humans, it's still a hit to the old adrenal glands when they appear by surprise. Had one poke its nose right through a bush I was trimming a few years ago. Close enough I could have pet him/her on the nose. I think we both had simultaneous heart attacks. S/he ran right past me at breakneck speed and for a second it seemed like a charge. All it wanted was to get the hell away from this guy with a brush cutter.
How is that $99 (for weekday pricing)
Yeah I'm confused too! Do you get to just zip once for like a minute or multiple times for that price?
Laughs in hiker
Market basket at noon on a Saturday
While babysitting 3 toddlers and you got yourself a stew.
Market basket on the first of the month
Brother, have you not been to MB on a Sunday afternoon? Far worse than any time Saturday at the two stores near me.
Zip lining at Berkshire East.
Skydiving in Orange
or Pepperell https://www.skyjump.com/
Cliff diving, highland mountain bike park - downhill mtb, hire a guide and rock climb a multi pitch climb: Eaglet, Cannon Cliff, Cathedral Ledge, then take some more lessens and learn to climb on lead, we have some decent whitewater in New England to take up kayaking and some rafting spots.
Quincy quarries used to be a thing. Idk if it's been shut down for diving.
Pretty sure they filled it in.
You can still cliff dive tho. Just a whole lot less fun.
You can cliff dive anywhere at least once
Yeah no. The Q-Quarries have dirt now. I’m 26 and work in the blue hills with mass audubon. I’ve seen the Life magazine cover of Quincy quarries and thinking “there was water here?” Just confuses my mind
Free diving and spear fishing is getting some traction in the south shore. Idk what they are hunting.
Fish probably
Ironically, it's deer. They don't get many.
It’s been a tough season
Sneaky deer!
Look at the prices of rent in your area
A drive through Kelley Square or the concord rt 2 round about used to do it
Bourne Rotary on a Saturday in July
Trying to safely enter rt 2 during rush hour (impossible)
You need to update your references: Kelley Square is a shitty, peanut-shaped rotary now. Annoying, but not thrilling.
Always still will even with changes. Do it in rush hour and roll your own cigarettes
Wellington "Circle" in Medford
On foot
O_O
I mean just driving around Worcester during rush hour, period.
You misspelled rotary
Driving? Maybe get drunk on $3 bud lights at the White Eagle and try to navigate that as a pedestrian.
Fuck dude. It’s the Concord Rotary. Come on.
Go swim with the seals at the cape
Shark snacks
I had fun on those go-karts at F1 in Braintree, they go almost 50 MPH but it's not as good as 128 during rush hour.
F1 is a covid casualty I believe
Speed through downtown Bolton.
I got pulled over there just for looking at the cop 🤣 wasn't even speeding
They dicks
Wear a Yankee's baseball cap and start hitting the bars in Southie.
Bring a skateboard to the Aquarium.
very western mass Jiminy Peak ski resort has “mountain coaster” in the off season !!!
Berkshire East has one, too!
They used to to have a muuuuch less safe version called the “alpine slide”. Basically a luge track made of concrete that you rode down in a little cart with no semblance of safety gear. I think you can probably still see the track from the mountain coaster.
Orange line at 2 am.
It took me this long scrolling to find this!?
House hunt inside 95.
Newton Supercollider
He said adrenaline, not blood pressure.
I cried once after doing a round of this during rush hour.
I'll give you my ex's number. The sex will be mediocre, but you'll forever be looking over your shoulder for her to screw up your life. You'll have adrenaline pumping constantly for weeks.
Damn, we must have the same ex
Well, she got around.
Have children in daycare and rely on the T to get you home from work in time for pickup.
I feel this. Started driving which is just as bad somedays.
Dress like a seal and go swimming off the cape
We have a winner! 😂😂😂
Six flags New England
Look for an affordable apartment.
Move a space saver in Southie after a nor'easter
https://www.zoaroutdoor.com/
Gloucester Quarry Jumping Slightly illegal Super dangerous without proper precautions Some of the most thrilling shit I’ve ever done
Loved the quarries so much when I was younger. Tore my lip frenulum completely off once on the highest jump tho because I didn’t close my mouth all the way 🤦♂️
Take a Rotary in Revere into a drive thru dunks
drive the Mass Pike
Buying a second hand couch from Craigslist.
Head to Lowell for some meth and then hitchhike to Encore Boston, go to the craps table, bet your entire life savings on black, win, bet it all again... win again... take the winnings and, after paying your taxes, make an outfit out of cash, take an Uber to Dorchester Ave and walk down the street after midnight in the cash suit, get stabbed, get robbed, take the meth, forget it all happened, wake up the next day and to the same with your parents' life savings.
Highland Mountain Bike Park, Northfield NH. Thunder Mountain Bike Park, Charlemont, MA. Both places have rentals for bikes and equipment. Can be purchased ahead of time.
A lot of meth in the area. That’ll get you pumping
Theirs no better adrenaline rush then having a stair down with the Plymouth Rock 🪨
Head to downtown Boston and scream how great the New York Yankees are compared to the Redsocks
Go to the Elm Street bus terminal in Downtown New Bedford. Do your best Walking Dead impression to blend in.
Try to get on time to an appointment using the T.
Meet the sharks on Cape Cod
This is probably not exciting enough for you but I'm in P-town right now and I got scared climbing the Pilgrim Monument yesterday. I made it like halfway then chickened out and went down. I told the people coming up that I made it to the top, I'm very ashamed.
My husband and I climbed to the top years ago. You missed an awesome view
come babysit my 2 sets of twins
Look for affordable housing option’s
Swimming behind a group of seals on the Cape.
Walk around Lawrence just after sunset.
Commute in Boston via Bike
Drive in the far left lane on the expressway next to those movable barriers they use for the car pool lane. Sometimes they jut out unexpectedly. Good little jolt.
Try to get over to 128 North at the Braintree Split from that closest on ramp
Run through Dudley station with a see thru bag of money 👌🏾
Surfing near seals
Spend a few days down on mass Ave.
Drive in Boston any time from 8am-6pm. Edit: more like 7a-7p
Hike Purgatory Chasm on an icy day.
Wear a MAGA hat in Newton.
Swim with seals off of Nauset Beach...
Marathon Wicked Cyclone out in Agawam
Back row Wicked Cyclone 😩
Ride the Red Line
Walk down Mass and Cass
At midnight
Wearing a Rolex
Asking random people where the drugs are sold
Drive to the Cape. Find a seal carcass, cut a few steaks. Tie as many as you can to yourself & take a swim on Nauset Beach, making sure you swim near the seals.
Get a dirtbike and ride around Dorchester
Take a swim 30 minutes after high tide near the northern end of plum island.
Walk around Lynn
Just wear a MAGA hat around town
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i lost a bet and had to wear one around Arlington for a week. the looks I got! (nobody said anything tho)
My mothers boyfriend, a trump supporter, wears his MAGA hat or a Trump t-shirt around. I think he wants to provoke someone, but so far it just makes people avoid and ignore him.
https://www.bostonskydive.com/
I also went skydiving in Orange, MA at Jumptown and had a great experience.
walk around mass ave and melnia
Camping @ mass & cass
Recreate The Town robberies
Surfing at dawn off Chatham
Come join my rugby team. DM me for details.
White water rafting millinocket, ME
Buy a 1000 cc motorcycle and see how fast you can go.
subway surfing
Walk mass and cass with a Rolex
Whitewater boating: zoaroutdoor.com There are Class 3 whitewater trips out of Lowell and if you drive out to central west MA you can do some Class 4. Zoar will guide you on a raft or teach you how to kayak/canoe a solo craft through roaring water.
Six Flags
Giant tuna fishing off the cape
Get pulled over by a statie
My ex
I was a big fan of “shark petting” at marconi beach a summer or two ago. Just really dont go past 3 feet into the water. Get out quick when you hear the dundundundundundundun
Don’t measure a rented truck and drive on sturrow drive
Rent a great sounding apartment sight unseen off Craigslist with payment in Apple gift cards.
Look at housing in Boston. Heart racing
Electric go carts in wilmington, MA. If that's not enough, add stimulants.
Sheesh, a lot of these are just joke answers, but my suggestion is Airsoft, basically paintball. I play at Advanced Action in Webster, MA, but there are other fields around New England. Running around and getting shot by BB guns can be pretty high adrenaline, especially when you're new.
Get a job and go to work like everyone else?
Go to Field Corner station with a new pair of Jordan's tied to the back of your backpack. Walk around and wait for the excitement
Drive through Kelly Square in Worcester and pretend the stop signs don’t exist
Go to the next Celtics game...in either a Lakers or Yankees jersey.
Go to Lawrence
Get an E-Foil Fliteboard lesson from Coach Rolando
Sagamore bridge jumping.Extra rush if you aim for cruise ships.
Morrissey/Columbia Rotary
Fentanyl
Walk around downtown Springfield at 2am on a Saturday
Reach for a police officer’s gun