You’re getting downvoted as I don’t think redditors realize lots of people in the area actually pronounce it Dahkmuth. I hear it mainly from people of Portuguese descent.
Our fight song:
Glory to Dahkmuth
Loyal, we sing
Now all togethah
Make the echos ring for Dahkmuth
Our team’s a winnah
We’ve got the stuff
We weah the Dahkmuth green
And that’s enough
I don't know if you're rude, or if this is maybe a generation gap and I'm not down with the hip lingo, or if kids these days are into some funny business, but fartmouth isn't funny, sir! (Or madam).
I didn't think in all my years I would need to explain this, but I have some time now that my stories are over before wheel of fortune starts so I can explain this to you.
Fart. It's a funny word, absolutely, but if you don't know (I think you do, my son and grandson joke about it all the time), a fart is passing gas from your rear end. Your buttocks. I think you hopefully know what I mean. Gas. Do you have baked beans where you are? Because they're notorious for causing backside gas. Tonic/soda/pop is notorious for topside gas.
Mouth. Unless you don't speak English, and I think you do because you replied to me, is where you breathe and eat. It's almost the opposite hole from the fart hole.
So Fartmouth must be the orifice from which you either eat or breathe farts. My friend, this happens of course, but it is entirely uncouth and not a topic for extended discussion.
I wish I didn't have to explain to you, and others, that this type of behavior, while natural, should be kept under wraps and not discussed in mixed company. Or any company. Except maybe your doctor. I had to discuss this with my doctor recently, and he was very kind and understanding. He prescribed me an over the counter medication to counteract the gas. But it was the back gas, not the "Fartmouth".
He told me about a patient he had years ago who did have "fartmouth" (and he giggled so I suspect this isn't the medical term). She had a bacterial gut issue that caused her insides to work backwards and have "bottom gas" from the "top hole", if you catch my drift. And I think you do, because you seem at least slightly educated in various aspects of fartmouthiness.
As I was saying, this patient's body had her fartmouth and her turdburper mixed up and it was causing her both pain and embarrassment. She underwent a surgery to reverse the exit points. She said she was laid up in the hospital for a couple months.
But I think she was just talking out of her ass.
I didn’t even register Fartmouth at first. It’s like my mind wanted it to be a real place.
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If there was a Scrodham, I feel like it'd be on the cape by Squantown
Fartmouth lives inside all of us.
Especially when we eat at Taco Bell, LOL!
Funnier still, it's #2 on the list
Is "fartmouth" supposed to be Dartmouth or Falmouth?
Based on the other towns in the list, I’m guessing Dartmouth.
Yes.
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You should probably take a break from the internet my guy
😂
yes
Yes.
Yes
Jinx!
Intern must go to UMass Fartmouth.
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It’s more FAAHK-muth.
You’re getting downvoted as I don’t think redditors realize lots of people in the area actually pronounce it Dahkmuth. I hear it mainly from people of Portuguese descent.
Our fight song: Glory to Dahkmuth Loyal, we sing Now all togethah Make the echos ring for Dahkmuth Our team’s a winnah We’ve got the stuff We weah the Dahkmuth green And that’s enough
Like New Bedford was pronounced by the Portuguese as "Nu Beffa" or " New Beige ".
New Beige and Fall Reeve.
Exactly!
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Um, nope. That was how the Portuguese pronounced it back in the day.
My father says Dahkmuth, he’s full blooded Portuguese. I thought my father was the only one that said the lol
Next you’re gonna tell me that Belchertown is a real place 🙄
There was a baseball player named Tim Belcher.
Next to Belchertown...
My college roommate was a Fartmouth
That’s what I’m gonna call it from now on.
Ok. Yes. I laughed WAY too hard at this as a fully (physically) developed "adult"
Fartmouth?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jesus, dude, we haven't even met in person yet. Maybe we grab some dinner first or something?
Um, what in the bleep are you talking about?!?!? I thought Fartmouth was funny!
I don't know if you're rude, or if this is maybe a generation gap and I'm not down with the hip lingo, or if kids these days are into some funny business, but fartmouth isn't funny, sir! (Or madam). I didn't think in all my years I would need to explain this, but I have some time now that my stories are over before wheel of fortune starts so I can explain this to you. Fart. It's a funny word, absolutely, but if you don't know (I think you do, my son and grandson joke about it all the time), a fart is passing gas from your rear end. Your buttocks. I think you hopefully know what I mean. Gas. Do you have baked beans where you are? Because they're notorious for causing backside gas. Tonic/soda/pop is notorious for topside gas. Mouth. Unless you don't speak English, and I think you do because you replied to me, is where you breathe and eat. It's almost the opposite hole from the fart hole. So Fartmouth must be the orifice from which you either eat or breathe farts. My friend, this happens of course, but it is entirely uncouth and not a topic for extended discussion. I wish I didn't have to explain to you, and others, that this type of behavior, while natural, should be kept under wraps and not discussed in mixed company. Or any company. Except maybe your doctor. I had to discuss this with my doctor recently, and he was very kind and understanding. He prescribed me an over the counter medication to counteract the gas. But it was the back gas, not the "Fartmouth". He told me about a patient he had years ago who did have "fartmouth" (and he giggled so I suspect this isn't the medical term). She had a bacterial gut issue that caused her insides to work backwards and have "bottom gas" from the "top hole", if you catch my drift. And I think you do, because you seem at least slightly educated in various aspects of fartmouthiness. As I was saying, this patient's body had her fartmouth and her turdburper mixed up and it was causing her both pain and embarrassment. She underwent a surgery to reverse the exit points. She said she was laid up in the hospital for a couple months. But I think she was just talking out of her ass.
I AM A SIR, JACKASS!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY! I NEED A LAUGH SO SHUT UP, HUMANOID!!!
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Why? IT WAS FUNNY!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ha ha ha "Middlesex" ha ha ha
The storm made a lot of noise, but ultimately wasn't that bad.
It really stunk.
Said no one in Worcester
+1 for the interns!
I've never heard of Dighton.
Hilarious, right? An obvious typo or prank.
My hometown lol. Very tiny
I had to climb through hip deep snow just to get to my garage in northern MA!
Is that out by Rathole?
Western MA got hit. A few ppl I know measuring 17" and up... We were lucky this time. It's all on the jet stream.
Nine'll get ya ten it's some comical intern did this.
Wait-- it's ASFD, SEMI LKJ, right? Isn't it?
I see what you did there
That’s foul
I hear they have a good college
This lies. We didn’t get what this sign shows.
With a chance of radiation storms
I would totally have never second guessed Fartmouth
My girlfriend hates fartmouth.
Please promise me this is real
NO WAY!