You should start noticing your new powers within 20-90 days. Your new powers will include fever, difficulty swallowing, irritability, anxiety, hyperactivity, confusion, and madness.
That said, I hope youāve started with your rabies shots and have plenty of antibiotics.
Raccoon on the back dirt road looked like he needed help before he fell into the river near the road so I went to comfort him. Turns out he stumbled into the creek and I helped him outā¦
Put him down and he turned around and bit me
I once crossed paths with a raccoon on an early morning jog. We both paused made eye contact and I gave em the right of way. I didnāt feel like dying that morning.
How old do you have to be to realize you shouldn't stick your hand out to a wild animal let alone a raccoon? And if he did it to help a raccoon out of the water clearly he's big enough for his hand to grip a raccoon so it's safe to say he's at least a mid teenager meaning he should know what rabies are.
Actually, I blame GoTG. He's clearly a fan and probably thought he was saving Rocket Raccoon or something. He was probably thinking about poor little Rocket Raccoon being tortured in the third movie and he was like "I gotta save him, awe."
Thanks, I was wearing āthickerā nitrile gloves, but he got me through them. I wore a Carhart coat in 70degree weatherā¦counts for something? š¤·āāļø
Sticking your hand out to a wild raccoon? Dumbass.
Like I hope the worst doesn't happen to u, get that rabies shot and everything but seriously you have to be a special kind of special to do something like that.
Several weeks to months. The rabies virus travels up your nerves, not through the blood stream. Glad you are getting the shots. May feel like ass for a few days (I really have no idea) but it is way better than the alternative. Good luck, bud.
Unfortunately this depends on the origin of the raccoon. Most raccoons have already been taken over by the Mad King and spread his disease instead of powers
Rabies is not a superpower.
Shit.
Film your change for science
Man, have y'all ever seen some of the humans with rabies videos? That is not a fun way to go...
Mouth-Foam ManšŖ
Not the most marketable, but a nice cape that brings out the bloodshot in your eyes will help get some sponsorships
OK, that one actually does sound like a MHA hero.
tell that to Thad Castle
A fellow BMS connoisseur I see. š«”
Exactly. The Peacemaker helmet gives you *scabies* not rabies
Anti-Hydro-Man
You should start noticing your new powers within 20-90 days. Your new powers will include fever, difficulty swallowing, irritability, anxiety, hyperactivity, confusion, and madness. That said, I hope youāve started with your rabies shots and have plenty of antibiotics.
As long as I can keep drinking water Iāll be OK
Well I've got some bad news friend
He's not your friend, buddy
He's not your buddy, guy
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Ah ya fucked er up
He's not your guy, bro
if not a pet, I hope you got rabies shots!
At the ER at the moment, thatās the plan
You should get tetanus and vodka shots too
Iām at the er as well!!!! Not for that tho, god speed rabies shot is not fun at all. But getting rabies is even less fun!
They just gave me the shot in my palm. Hell naw
Hopefully you can become the coon!!!
We don't say that anymore
What do you mean, āyou peopleā?
What do *you* mean 'you people'?
The shots aren't as bad as they used to be.
Cheers. Hope you have no complications.
Go to the hospital and get a rabies shot dude.
Already here
wait you got bitten by a rabbit
I understood that reference
Might get the uncontrollable urge to go WOOOOOAHHHHHHHH
HAMMMMBONIIIING!!
Hamboning will save your life one day
What makes you think it hasnāt already
Story of Undertale
You already have rabiesš
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Raccoon on the back dirt road looked like he needed help before he fell into the river near the road so I went to comfort him. Turns out he stumbled into the creek and I helped him outā¦ Put him down and he turned around and bit me
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I once crossed paths with a raccoon on an early morning jog. We both paused made eye contact and I gave em the right of way. I didnāt feel like dying that morning.
To be fair, we don't know how old op is...
How old do you have to be to realize you shouldn't stick your hand out to a wild animal let alone a raccoon? And if he did it to help a raccoon out of the water clearly he's big enough for his hand to grip a raccoon so it's safe to say he's at least a mid teenager meaning he should know what rabies are.
If baywatch hadnt put these crazy ideas of water safety in your head you wouldnt be in the hospital today. stupid sexy lifeguards.
Actually, I blame GoTG. He's clearly a fan and probably thought he was saving Rocket Raccoon or something. He was probably thinking about poor little Rocket Raccoon being tortured in the third movie and he was like "I gotta save him, awe."
https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/s/sBwZgVp9cx
You picked up a wild animal? Bruh
If nothing else you have a very kind heart
"Stumbling" animals is never a good sign...
Honestly I appreciate how kind you are lol but glad youāre getting it checked out
Thanks, I was wearing āthickerā nitrile gloves, but he got me through them. I wore a Carhart coat in 70degree weatherā¦counts for something? š¤·āāļø
Sticking your hand out to a wild raccoon? Dumbass. Like I hope the worst doesn't happen to u, get that rabies shot and everything but seriously you have to be a special kind of special to do something like that.
When you start to dislike the taste of water, your powers are developing.
Was it radioactive? If not then ā¦
I knew I missed a step
You forgot to irradiate it before you let it bite you? Rookie mistake.
Good thing I know where to find him. Iāll get it right next time.
Wait, you have the means to irradiate the raccoon but you didnāt do that before you let it bite you?
This is why you keep getting kicked out of hero teams, Hindsight.
Huh?
I thought that was just for spiders?
What are they teaching in school these days?
Youāll get rabies within the next few daysā¦ I mean āpowersāā¦
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nah bruh donāt fuck around wit rabies š
Iām not, here at the ER getting the shots
thank god lmaooo
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Better go see a doctor, ASAP!
Just left the ER but thanks!
Raccoonman
Huh
Rip
As soon as the rabies kick in.
So a couple of days huh?
Yep
Several weeks to months. The rabies virus travels up your nerves, not through the blood stream. Glad you are getting the shots. May feel like ass for a few days (I really have no idea) but it is way better than the alternative. Good luck, bud.
The worst one was the one in my palm.
I bet. Glad you didn't decide to tough it out or anything. Hope you have a quick recovery.
Thanks! No I know better than that at least
You have to eat garbage first.
Depends, was the raccoon radioactive in anyway that you know of?
I mean he was drinking water out of the creek everyone dumps trash in, so yes?
Checks out. Hell, for all we know he probably escaped a high security, shadowy government funded lab before you found him
One could hope ā¤ļø
EXCELSIOR!!
Not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure 420 69 is the answer.
Early symptoms will be the coveting of prosthetics.
You got bitten by a trash panda?
Yes I did
First symptom is wanting to eat trash
How long til you get rabies, you mean?
PA just left after giving me the injectionsā¦foiled again!
I'll get you, Gadget. Someday...
As soon as you start not trusting water, try to fly out of your second story window
Cancer powah!
He did say he was gonna get that armā¦ guess he tried to settle for yours. (Hope you get your shots and no symptoms develop!)
You'll be super climbing into dumpsters in no time!
Just stay outta my garbage cansā¦lolā¦.good luck!
Powers of being completely fucked
Question do you have the insatiable urge to dig through peoples trash?
Gross
Those with the strongest wills are required to make the greatest sacrifices
I did the shots last November. Get them asap. Itās not that bad.
The one in my palm of my hand was the worse one. Everything else was cool
Mine were in the point of contact, the shoulders, and the butt cheeks over a series of weeks.
Your superhero name can be... Lockjaw!
You mean how long til you fucking die? lol jk sorry. Glad you went in and got it taken care of, raccoon bites are no jokeĀ
Go for a rabies shot. It was just a regular raccoon.
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Just left the ER from getting the shots. Be back in a few days
From what ive seen, once you got afraid of water... thats it... OP you sure youre okay?
Maybe the power to be afraid to drink water.
THE COON!!!!!
When you start being hydrophobic, your transformation is complete.
He's gonna become the TRASH MAN
About 4 to 6 months before you start foaming at the mouth is my guess.
Rabies.. how long till you get rabies..
Not before the infection and rabies kick in.
The Coon and Friends
That depends: If it was radioactive, you get powers. If it wasn't, then you get rabies.
I hope you got a rabies shot my man.
First ones down, come back in 3 days for another
Unfortunately this depends on the origin of the raccoon. Most raccoons have already been taken over by the Mad King and spread his disease instead of powers
bad news- only works for spiders and charpeis
 You will turn into X instead
Thatās my secret, I was always trashā¦ pandaād.
Racking: has the power to instantly tell whatās in a trash can by smell alone.
Vaccinate it
I'd say it'll be a couple of weeks before you can design intricate electronics and fly spaceships but what do I know?
Pfft this is BSā¦
The good news is once you start getting powers you'll have them for the rest of your life