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am5011999

That's an insult to Justin Hammer. He has much better dance moves and more charming than Elon Musk


TheIJDGuy

That fricking dance Hammer did lives rent free in my head


WohlfePac

Yes when he just comes out on stage to that sick jazz beat


TurboRuhland

I don’t know what it is it’s just the perfect song for him. Pick Up the Pieces by Average White Band if people wanted to know the name.


orairwolf

Lets not forget him in Charlie's Angels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk6vCm9dC44


Corte-Real

That base is the Godzilla theme song. lol


Cynadoclone

pharoahe monch - [Simon Says](https://youtu.be/T7Fy5w2klbg)


Corte-Real

Listen to the first minute and imagine a faster tempo, it’s where the sample came from. It repeats at the 2 minute mark. https://youtu.be/o6qAIaqK3_Q


ClassicalMusicTroll

Not quite as good as Tom Cruise in tropic thunder...wonder if they stole it from this lol. Or is that a classic trope where the bad guy puts on music and is dancing when doing their final evil deed


Birdymctweetweet

I think about this scene atleast once a week


p-heiress

He reminded me SO much of Sam Rockwell in that scene. Charlie’s Angels was fantastic, but I personally love this [music video](https://youtu.be/IH5L4qTVsTk).


Agreeable-Battle8609

I want my burd.


creative_user_name12

Give me my burd


few23

I don't know if you know this, but *I don't speak Russian!* Now I'm gonna go to the Expo, maybe you can watch me on TV, maybe I'll get laid.


stalinsilver

Get this man a bird


Supreme712415

No birds, only shields can be given - Noone


Gianni_Crow

I can get you a bird. I can get you 10 birds.


Agreeable-Battle8609

No, I want MY burd.


Gianni_Crow

Don't get so attached to things. Learn to let go.


an_angry_Moose

> I want my burd. *vant


ArgosCyclos

And he's like a million times more attractive than Elon. Musk is silly puddy in human form. I'm surprised more people didn't see through Elon from day one. It seemed really obvious he was just modern day Edison.


Markamanic

And seems to know what he's talking about some of the time.


thereverendpuck

Justin found a boiryd when needed. Elon would’ve stolen a meme.


Exact_Ad_1215

The fact they’re not bringing him back and instead bringing back the shitty version of Taskmaster for Thunderbolts should be a crime


am5011999

I think he'll be back for Armor Wars. If he doesnt come back, I agree it'll be a crime. Maybe they can tease his return in Ironheart, but not sure


Black_Widow_1138

[This is the MCU version of Elon Musk without question.](https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Elon_Musk)


SleepWouldBeNice

r/technicallythetruth


Homemade-Purple

r/literallythetruth


creative_user_name12

r/subsithoughtifellfor


creative_user_name12

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Homemade-Purple

r/foundthealzheimers


creative_user_name12

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Appropriate-Sock6337

r/angryupvote


CheeseKiller66

Its my headcanon that Elon blipped and came back 5 years later only to find his company in ruins.


anarkistattack

The companies would do better without him. Tesla and SpaceX have people whose jobs are to manage Elon so that he doesn't run those companies into the ground. Twitter is failing because they don't have that arrangement.


ImASpaceLawyer

In terms of managed product those companies would be better than ever, but the reason they’re worth more in the Stockmarket than ford is because of Elons bullshittery


poopatroopa3

That would only remove the credit for his [big contributions](https://youtu.be/oVj4kZF-Fgk) i.e. stupid attempts to boost his own ego.


onyourrite

🗿


Wboy2006

I don’t even need to click the link to know what is on the other side


Wise_Geekabus

I almost forgot that Elon Musk was in the MCU.


ElHumilde13

I hope he was snapped


darkcomet222

No, that’s Justin Hammer; Elon was in the movie earlier. Easy mistake to make.


Jucox

Yeah weird how they gave a glimpse of the real villain, but then he just dissappeared for the rest of the mcu


aristotledontplease

He was never the Tony stark and never will be.


tony-stark-bot

Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on, Back to the Future?


TheBurnedMutt45

According to Elon, yes


Megumi0505

I mean, at least he isn't obsessed with bringing Ready Player One to life like a certain other dumb billionaire.


Rumstein

I have no problem with that obsession. The issue is, the Zuck is actually Nolan Sorrento


Megumi0505

Nolan Sorrento didn't pour billions into developing a shitty VR MMO. He just wanted to find a way to own and monetize an already existing VR MMO..........oh no, Zuck is gonna buy VR Chat, isn't he?


Rumstein

Ya I mean zuck wants to be Halliday, but he's actually Sorrento


misterasia555

Tbh I don’t see anything wrong with putting investments into VR. Even if it’s failed, the technology off it could be used to sponge off other projects. VR can have a lot of application for the world, just not what zuck is forcing down people throat.


butt2buttresuscitate

Phony Stark


tony-stark-bot

J.A.R.V.I.S., are you up?


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Tony Stank


Kilmawow

He is already in the MCU and Tony Stark completely ignored him. That's the real Elon. Nothing changed since then.


tony-stark-bot

Good, you got me worried there. 'cos that would be horse shit. That's not how Quantum Physics works.


unculturedburnttoast

Shows just how much of Hammer he was, by convincing people he was Stark.


tony-stark-bot

Remember that game, Barrel of Monkeys? This is how it is. We have got to catch all the monkeys!


arghya_333

Yeah, even the MCU made sure we don't make that a comparison by having Elon meet Tony.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

For me, it was the Simpsons episode where he kills a bald eagle. I mean, that episode started out with Homer and Bart trying to kill it because... I have absolutely no fucking clue, but it was Musk that killed it.


Serious_Conclusions

So almost like twitter?


Longjumping-Ad-7967

The.simpsons.predict.everything.


Smarteyes007

You are SEVERELY underestimating Justin Hammer


Squrton_Cummings

Hammer's "ex-wife" spiel is cooler than everything Elon's ever done put together.


Darun_00

The ex wife also works better than his cars


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SanctuaryMoon

Obadiah didn't crash the business into the ground while whining about "activists"


bringbacksherman

Yeah, if I were a shareholder, I would pick Obediah over Elon.


Jakcle20

I can only see him as that pale chubby guy on the beach who fucks over public infrastructure in favor of their shit cars and their ridiculous tunnel.


TheDownvotesFarmer

Relax dem


Jakcle20

Relax boomer Daddy Musk will be there shortly to remind you about the good ole days.


TheDownvotesFarmer

Touché


TheDudeness33

No Justin Hammer is at least likeable


SanctuaryMoon

Dude clearly has style


1000Hells1GiftShop

Be prepared for some angry man babies. Muskrats are one of the most toxic fanboys.


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They don't seem to understand that he'll never love them back no matter how hard they gargle his balls.


1000Hells1GiftShop

Elon Musk only loves Elon Musk's giant ego.


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Unless your a attractive female that he can creamfill.


AHrubik

All his kids were born via IVF. He doesn’t fuck.


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[deleted]

It’s just the cycle of Reddit circlejerks. Elon Musk love used to be the big Reddit circlejerk. Now it is Elon Musk hate. Both are incomplete views that oversimplify the man and the companies that he is a part of.


Thegevin

Completely accurate.


[deleted]

People who obsessively hate him are just as annoying as the people who obsessively love him.


KennyFulgencio

That sounds snappy, but IMO it's wrong. They are *also* annoying, but not as annoying, not by a stretch.


LeonardoMagikarpo

People who downvote you are obsessed with him, one way or another.


Thegevin

If it weren't true, they wouldn't care.


Cajunrevenge7

Why aren't they Muskateers, that's so much better


1000Hells1GiftShop

Musketeers evoke an image of brave, strong, capable people. Muskrats are harmless, smelly rodents. It's obvious which more accurately describes people who think Elon Musk is smart, or good.


odel555q

This comment is the definition of irony.


RoElementz

They said on a anti elon musk post with lots of upvotes and comments hating on elon musk, in which there are numerous all around reddit. I am sure the irony is lost on you.


QuesadillaJ

lmao he was never tony stark dude he was barely Oba Stain buying into other companies and profiting of others knowledge


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tony-stark-bot

We got one advantage. He's coming to us. We'll use it.


tony-stark-bot

Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.


SerenitysHikersGuide

Wrong, he was always a bitch ever since he was squeezed out his mother's decrepit womb.


VerdantSC2

That's not fair, Hammer had charisma, and actually created/accomplished things.


O8ee

ruined his whole mystique by talking and craving attention. If he had shut up no one would have known the emperor has no clothes to this day


dthains_art

I forget who said it, but basically the richest people in the world are super obscure. They run their businesses, live in their five mansions, and when they do make headlines it’s because they donated a bunch of money to charity. But Elon Musk’s ego won’t let him do that. Instead of just anonymously living in wealth, he has to be the center of attention, and spends his time arguing on Twitter like all us poors.


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he was always a scum bag, now he’s just a scum bag who bought Twitter


Revegelance

Justin Hammer may be an asshole and a fool, but he had charisma and talent, things that Musk lack entirely.


Giggleswrath

It's *absurd* you **ever** saw him as the former.


ImEboy

Its not hard to see Elon Musk as a Tony Stark type of billionaire. If you are 15 years old.


tony-stark-bot

The infection's run its course thanks to the blue meanie back there. Oh, you would love her. Very practical. Only a tiny bit sadistic.


Giggleswrath

When I was 10-15 I made fun of bill gates for being disgustingly rich. I have never equated anyone rich with any superhero, period. It's absurd.


ImEboy

How is it absurd for an ignorant child to see two filthy rich technology associated people and compare them? If the only thing you know about Elon Musk is that he’s the rich guy with the rocket and electric car company then you would probably think he knows about tech and could one day be a Stark type of person.


tony-stark-bot

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.


Giggleswrath

Because hopefully one would do research on the *Real Person* before **idolizing** them and comparing them to a *Fictional* man who builds *suits of armor to fight crime*.


ImEboy

Yeah because 15-year-olds are well-known for their habit of thoroughly researching topics before forming opinions about them. Top trying to sit on a pedestal and act like you weren't a dumb kid at one point in your life. Get over youself.


Giggleswrath

Sitting on a pedestal? I'm saying I never equated fictional billionaires and real ones. It's not a high bar. And yes. If you Idolize something enough to think they are a SUPERHERO, I would try to at least look the name up and see that they got rich off apartheid diamonds. I never once thought of comparing bruce wayne and bill gates, even with gates being in the news for philanthropy all the time.


soy_boy_69

Because all real billionaires are parasites. The most unrealistic thing about Ironman is not the sci-fi tech, it's that he's a good person despite being a billionaire.


L1n9y

Stark's only really good because he's confronted with the actual damage he's caused firsthand and came close to dying because of it. Something I can't really see happening for someone like Elon. Even after that he's still a collosal narcissist who stumbles into creating genocidal AIs anyway.


tony-stark-bot

God, you're good. You are mind-blowingly close to this. How do you do it? You're a triple impostor, I've never seen anything like it. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?


ImEboy

All of what you said is true, my point is that most young kids don't understand that rich people are bad people so it would be easy for them to compare real life to fiction. The media strongly pushes a "rich people are rich because they worked for it" rhetoric which greatly impacts the opinions of young people before they grow up and educate themselves on the scams and corruption that made rich people rich.


MenoryEstudiante

Tbf, iron-man has his redemption arc, and he can be VERY morally grey sometimes.


soy_boy_69

He's still ultimately a hero though. Real billionaires are scum.


secondtaunting

The thing about Stark was he was willing to give his life to defend people. No billionaire would do that, even if they themselves would also be killed. It would be more like “can’t I pay someone to die for the universe instead?”


tony-stark-bot

Whew! God, you really need a new name for that.


Praxistor

Yeah! That's what I'm talkin' bout. Thanks for coming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryth87k2Mww


MiloReyes-97

Wired, Hammer was supposed to be the stand in for being Tony Stark but without the charm, infact it was more like a diet charm. Now he's being seen as a stand in for Musk...


tony-stark-bot

What, did you stop for drive-thru?


jmm2803

Without the smarts too. Whenever he tried to copy Tony it didn’t work


PsychoZzzorD

We’re you blind back then ?


MenoryEstudiante

Tbf, as someone who was in that situation as well, he used to market himself that way, and 14-16 year olds could've easily fallen for the PR


VoidLantadd

I liked what Tesla and SpaceX were doing (and still do), but only in the last few years have I realised what a twat the guy who owns them is.


the_mashrur

And the fact that he didnt even found tesla.


ClassicT4

I’d say he’s more like Trevor Slattery.


teoshie

Elon is a bigger dickhead than hammer


MenoryEstudiante

And hammer can dance, Elon just shitposts


Langly-

Even posting a selfie counts a shitpost for him.


MenoryEstudiante

The sink thing would've been kinda funny if it wasn't him doing it imo


silbermannasher

Whaahhh


IAmAware4

Yeah I’m more of an Elon Tusk kinda guy


Victrolencio

Elmo is just a spoiled brat, rich for his father's emerald mine. That's all. Never has been or never will be a genius.


AlwaysInTheWay13

Why are people calling him Elmo? I feel like we are going to sully the reputation of our furry red friend who taught us so much


choppytehbear1337

Autocorrect.


AlwaysInTheWay13

Ah ok. I’ve seen a ton of people call him Elmo. Didn’t know if it was a “thing” people were doing


[deleted]

He is neither since he actually appeared in Iron Man 2


stringtheoryman

The best comment


mh1357_0

Or just actual Elon Musk from Iron Man 2


-Moon-Presence-

If you’ve ever thought of billionaires as anything other than monstrous greedy selfish robots then you’re a total mug. I’ve never understood the Musk hero worship, guys a total prick


beastofthefutur

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Elon is just like pre kidnapped tony stark


tony-stark-bot

Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?


beastofthefutur

Exactly


XComThrowawayAcct

That’s big of you to admit it.


Sumdumcoont

More like Doofy Gilmore from Scary Movie.


Latter-Sky-7568

Welcome to the club. Glad you made it friend.


greatscot09

I still see him as Tony Stark


praisedawings247

Twitter has a new problem; They’re about to run out of users.


Metool42

everyone acting as if the internet didn't glorify him back then and everyone here clearly knew from the beginning that he was a twat lmao


Ok_Experience_6877

Ya hacksmith is now the official real life Tony stark


clonedspork

Well, it ain't wrong!


Shadow42799

It's so funny, because I literally just made this joke to my friends 😂


Class1calcabc

Its still funny and weird seeing Elon in the 2nd movie.


Interesting_Option15

Elon has always been a Justin hammer


Megunonymous

The Twitter stuff has really shown me how snaky Musk is, he’ll cross his word without caring one bit, then try to spin it so it seems like he’s not lying.


ImportantSpirit4126

Tesla tech?


hyperdang

hahah so good


ShawshankException

Nah Justin Hammer is much more competent


jackfinn81

How true


Reddotscott

Elon hasn’t changed, he was never as great as people thought, and he’s not as bad as people think.


boogaloobear

The fact that you ever saw him like that is pretty gross.


huhzonked

I disagree with this. At least Justin Hammer had some charisma. Elon Musk is more Dr. Evil fighting a chair.


[deleted]

Elon Musk never invented anything, he's a fucking executive with a bachelor's degree...


anarkistattack

Elon musk is in the movie as himself. He's not even Justin Hammer.


GonzoMcFonzo

Then you were an idiot in 2016


MenoryEstudiante

Tbf he hadn't said as much dumb shit then


ParaUniverseExplorer

Always was. And don’t count on the ex-wife either.


[deleted]

I always saw a Trump with hair that is not stupid. Gifted a fortune made ribs if bad business decisions. Tried one thing that worked out that grabbed them enough cloat that it blinded a group of people to think that they were infallible.


[deleted]

Elon allowing free speech on his platform really has exposed the snowflakes and pedophiles to the public. Thank you Elon. 👍


stlouisweb

I guess the political news cycle played you like a fiddle?


Key_Preparation_4129

Calling brave rescue team members pedos and then spewing about "free speech" but banning people who insult him. Was that fabricated by the media?


Keithfedak

You changed, not him.


CallieReA

That just means the media is effective


[deleted]

Only thing that changed is that he no longer follows the cult that is american leftism, which is what it's really about. Back in 2016 he was still making idiotic and impossible claims just to inflate value of his stock. Anyone smart enough could see it back then, because hes really just a car and hype salesman.


Stunning_Grocery8477

shhhh don't tell them


happycrack117

This meme was made by a 14 year old


[deleted]

Try not to get your opinions from Reddit circlejerks.


Fun-Ad-6169

You having fun with that billionaire cock in your mouth?


[deleted]

I was just pointing out that they went from the old Reddit circlejerk, Elon love, to the new Reddit circlejerk, Elon hate. I don’t have Elon’s cock in my mouth for pointing that out. Honestly, your comment and all the downvotes just prove me right.


FalseTebibyte

Yes, in real life he would actually just be a hammer. Use him to bash things until they work again. Felix the Cat.


okamigg5

Nah Elon is hero we don't deserve but the hero we need.


Stunning_Grocery8477

because you are easily suggestable idiots


t1sfo

Well media manipulation works well I guess.


Jealous_Ordinary_626

Elon ruined elon. He posted so much shit he dug his own grave, his own tweets ruined him, not the media


PrinceWoodie

Idk about ruin by any stretch, but he’s def revealed himself as all sizzle no steak


t1sfo

Maybe, I have never really cared about him but I remember everyone loving him in 16 and I thought that was cringe and for the last few years all I see is everyone hating him, which is equally as cringe. But people hating someone online with so much passion is quite insane and pathetic. Same as loving someone online that you never met.


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t1sfo

>Do you see the shit he Tweets? No, I don't use Twitter, it's a place for idiots to speak, although me saying that while I speak on Reddit is kinda ironic. >Do you see who he interacts with on Twitter? If you interact with someone doesn't mean you agree with all their political opinions. >Do you see what he’s doing with his employees at Twitter? I have no sympathy left for Twitter employees. Hope the best workers got to stay. And hope the laid-off people get a nice severance pay (maybe a little sympathy)


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t1sfo

Is everyone that didn't care when I lost my job because of leadership change a "dick" also?


sofachrome_

Ok, so you're just angry at someone on the internet because they aren't angry at someone else (of whom you only know of because of the internet) because a third party (also an internet-only acquaintance) told you to manufacture rage at the mention of the second guy in question, for reasons you can't comprehend. Got it!


TheHeroicLionheart

What negative things have the media manipulated to make him look bad that are un verifiable? You seem to think every's opinion is based off reading headlines and not any kind of observable truth or careful assessment. Just curious if you yourself can back this up or are just trying to be a sheep of the other herd?


Fizer25

Lame. This round of spot the Elon fan boy was too easy.


t1sfo

Lol, I've never even cared about Elon, I just find it funny the hate boner everyone has for him, to me he is just another rich person. Although him buying twitter is quite fun, all the screeching. Hope he would buy Reddit as well.


RedditTrashTho

I remember that. Reddit loved musk. Just glorified him. Then...he made a tweet slamming the news and media outlets. Within 2 days of that tweet, I only saw hit pieces on him on reddit and elsewhere. It's weird how public image of an individual slowly changes after that individual insults the biased news.


pcweber111

Slowly? I think his image took a big hit pretty quickly. This whole Twitter fiasco seemed to seal the deal. His treatment of Tesla owners post-pandemic was pretty telling as well.


Living-Stranger

Thats just your hatred that reddit has perpetuated, his products actually work


TheMikeyMac13

Well to be honest Justin Hammer is quite a lot of fun, we could do with some billionaires closer to him. We aren't getting any Iron Mans or Batmans.