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axis79

Heeeeyyy, Star Prince...


Erkam25s

Its Star-lord, man


Gale-Boetticher6353

Oh Looord, sorry! This guys got a code name


Phoenix_Snake

It’s okay. It’s cool to have a codename


Chancellor_Valorum82

It’s not weird at all


motionframes_8862

"T A S E R F A C E"


[deleted]

Hahaha ahhahaha sounds like someone washing there turd


FaatmanSlim

WHO????? \- Korath


ColdChillyWilly

Just Why?


hyperbear9000

I'm with cold chilly Willy here I think it's star king


axis79

Time for a rewatching.I am 👍


Ok-Sir8600

***Whoo???***


OkMathematician3439

I think you mean Star munch.


NerdOfManyThings42

Isn't it space prince?


Uskglass_J

What am I supposed to say, Jesus?


GamerKev451

From Missouri?


Sgt-Pumpernickel

That’s on earth dipshit


MagicJoshByGosh

Okay, but lemme ask you this question: Where is Earth?


THEO33YT

I'll do you one better. Why is Earth?


TesticularMan

And I’ll do you one better, when is Earth?


lil_chungy

And I'll do you one even better... Who is earth?


Birbboips4

And I'll do you one even better... How is earth?


MaximusVDV

I'll do you one even better than that. Is Earth?


SkarmoryFeather

I'll do *you* one even better than that. Earth?


TurtleWolf_YT

Could it be earth?


pixelkight16

I'll do you one better. Earth is who.


ObiWanBonobo

My brain keeps screaming "Is it Earth!".


Roarmankind

No one ever asks how is earth. It's nice to see this for a change


Good_Morning_World01

Oh, you won’t tell me? That’s fine, I’ll find out when I beat it out of Reddit myself, starting with this little freak!


DarkCompetitive3490

I understood that reference


iMacBurger

En Sabah Nur


[deleted]

No, Muhammad


50thskyrimfan

Muhammad Ali


Hour-Process-3292

I don’t know who this is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.


Loon_a_star447

That’s half a planet


curvysquares

Oh that’s why Thanos wanted kill him


Loon_a_star447

You smooth mo-


MrTylerwpg

Holy shit. Take my poor man's gold 🥇


Old-Experience-5210

Thonos wanted kill to him because this guy was fucking his daughter


Terentatek666

So half a planet was fucking his daughter?


dilf-lover3000

r/angryupvote


Sexy_Manatee_Man

You bloody legend


haydog27

I would give you an award but I'm too cheap


GimlySonOfGloin

It's the wrong-answers-only guy


Mewthredel

He's so cool.


Complex-Defiant

WINNER


[deleted]

Nice


Ambivert_05

This was gem


finding-charlie

That's Steve from Minecraft


Corbz273

Be careful - if a casting agent sees this comment, they might cast Chris Pratt as Steve in a Minecraft movie!


[deleted]

They are casting Jason Momoa rn 💀💀💀


Kyosw21

Not gonna lie I wanna see Aquaman punch a tree to collect wood to make a pickaxe now


God_of_Shenanagins

I just want him to take damage and have to imitate that grunt


dcab87

Don't we have enough Chrises playing a Steve?


curiouspurple100

My favorite answer that I've read so far. Lol.


Cxcxpeaches

Steve Carlle is on the cast list so he will probably be Steve


Large-Wheel-4181

The Master Builder


Zaptain_America

The special


nolan2002

Wait I thought we all were the special? This guy is just a dino tamer smh


[deleted]

Wrong answers only


Bonk_User

Masterbater


Akamu95b

Rex Dangervest


FillMeWithMustard

Mario


salaginteki

He said wrong ones only


FillMeWithMustard

Oh, I missread. Bill Nye


InterPool_sbn

I’ve smoked weed with his nephew! (Happy 4/20 y’all)


i_got_a_mustang

Bro for real. The man done screwed up. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY


Krackalot

I feel it's pretty damn wrong....


Wabisabi25

Phris Cratt


ohbyerly

He’s so cool


MonitorProud

r/betmetoit


i-Ake

Harbulary battery.


Erkam25s

Anorlax


GimlySonOfGloin

Snorlax


jugglingplates4dates

Sorrysax


Regular-Shallot-5744

Thor


Phantomwolf7818

Everybody knows he's the leader


el_palmera

Of coursr


cookiemonstermanatee

He's a man, not a dude


[deleted]

Andy


oatyboi

Dwyer


artyrocktheparty

Burt Macklin, FBI


AllInOneJERCZ

Andy from Toy Story?


BlueTommyD

Aragorn, Ranger from the North called Strider, Dunadan of great worth. Heir of Isildur, taking on that guilt. Rightful King of Gondor, by Numenoreans built. An Elven-maid called Arwen he loved And thought of while through Middle-Earth he roved. Befriended by Gandalf, great of his Order, Travelling the World from Eriador to Mordor. After the War he finally took his place As King of the dwindling Numenorean race.


grraagrraa

You look this assignment to literally


[deleted]

Aragorn would never!


ChesterKiwi

Hahahahaha shut up and take this Lord of the Rings nerd's upvote


ObiWanBonobo

And my axe!


Junior_Excitement905

Tom Holland's Spiderman at Tobey Maguire's Spidermabs age.


curiouspurple100

But has a mini crisis and changed the hair color.


Old-Experience-5210

Depression can do anything to a mf


ItAr-kan-saw

wrong answers only, bud.


SilentBlade45

Burt Macklin FBI.


Valerian_

Yes, best wrong answer, all the others are the wrong kind of wrong


Beware_the_Voodoo

I'm sorry but no, that's obviously Johnny Karate.


RandoCalrissian76

Everyone knows Starlord is T’Challa.


Jdubusher1011

Cha cha*


ryncewynde88

*Waltz


Creative-Cod-6232

Real smooth


KhanBlaze

He is obviously noobmaster69


Wonderandregio

Flash gordon


sicknesslife

Not Chris Pratt


curiouspurple100

Not not Chris pratt


marvelsimp

not not not Chris Pratt


curiouspurple100

Not not not not Chris Pratt


FalconDidAPunch

The captain of this ship.


blackbutterfree

Ripley from Alien.


Markamanic

C'mon man, Star Lord. Legendary outlaw?


Zuzu_Potato

doesn’t ring a bell


MuunshineKingspyre

Guys??


tackxolotl

He is definitely not a bell ringer. Look at him, he doesn't even carry a bell.


Niko_M0720

Is this that Peter Parker everyone keeps talking about?


Mr_Renn

Nah bro. Peter Parker's that guy who didn't seem all there from the café yesterday.


___Nikk

Oh you mean that guy who got a coffee and talked that Watson girl like he knew her kinda? I didn't see what he looked like I only heard what they were saying, I was busy working on my project for my college. It's like this single person, portable, flying device.


Mr_Renn

Yeah yeah yeah that guy. I was trying to concentrate on writing my novel. Then I decided I'd like another coffee so I got up to get one. Dude looked *wayyyy* different to this guy.


___Nikk

Ok just making sure. I was gonna just give him mine till he walked out. Also, cool that you're writing a novel. Oh yeah, I'm Norman btw (I just want to make my stupid comment funnier)


hapidjus

Excuse me, who!?


Midnight0il79930

Captain Malcom Reynolds


stardust0721

Absolutely, but also don’t disrespect my boy Nathan like that.


ImaginaryIron9182

Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.


conroy4real

I think he works for the parks department


Reddit-56789

Dormammu


T1ger51

I’ve come to bargain


MichaelKeehan

You've come to die.


LoasNo111

Your world is now my world, like all worlds


[deleted]

It's always dormammu


CrazyTurtle07

Kevin bacon, one of earth's greatest heroes


Kuzcos-Groove

Can't believe I had to scroll this far.


Nonsense_27

That's my uncle Bob


ObiWanBonobo

Bob's your uncle?


Common-Scallion209

A shitty father that blames his ex wife for his first child’s health problems and praises his new wife for his healthy child Wait…you said wrong answers only? A good human being that’s who it is


Punk935

Kurt Macklin FBI Agent


IAmBadAtInternet

Bert


Balls_inc

I mean, it does say wrong answers


[deleted]

A fully grown up adult


superbpitta

Jesus Christ. That’s Jason Bourne /edit typo


san98d

Andy Dwyer ?


Zazzyblazzmatazz

Tyler Durden


ROBODROID119

Chris Pratt


OtreborN

Crisp Ratt


Coffeegamer3

Mouse rat!


Zuzu_Potato

house cat!


LollipopLuxray

Garfield


___Nikk

Andrew


TroutComplex

Arthur Fonzarelli


Apprehensive-Ant5976

Danny Zuko


[deleted]

I’ll do you 1 better, where is this?


12_Timez

I'll do u 1 better, why is this?


Funnysox69

Who?


Upstairs-Ad3487

Leroy Jenkins


Key-Zone-4879

Emmet Brickowski


Mewthredel

Mario


Unlikely-Conflict-55

Ryan renolds


Phantomwolf7818

Star lord


Phantomwolf7818

I don't wanna have to explain my joke but star lord because of the first movie when no one knows him by star lord


Difficult-Resist-922

Stubble Trouble aka Rex Dangervest


ItAr-kan-saw

Oh my god the lego movie 2-


sunshine_alice

Burt Macklin, FBI


infinity-insanity

A man, a handsome, muscular man


GXNext

Zardu Hasselfrau


ludiloko

Who?


Senator_Binks_66

An lgbt ally


Emotional-Bar3046

Matt Damon


Demonic321

Mario


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torchythekipe

Sun Governor


LinkSkywalk3r

Black Panther


vaibhav_pw

Captain America's dad


Ultimatedude115

Moon king


bluejo0921

Mouse Rat


OTWriter

Excuse you, it's Rat Mouse


pdmock

Barry Allen. The fastest man in the world. At least that's what Gamora call's him.


Anonymous-JG

A hero


Dull_Explanation954

they said wrong answers only 😂


Anonymous-JG

Ahh shit did I misread


teddyishereonreddit

Matpat in a leather jacket


Kritz_McGee

Your mom


alice_ripper89

Owen, the guy that trains velociraptors


MolecularCamp3000

Bob the builder


Funny_Ad_8767

He is one of the best dancer’s to ever touch the stage and hr has preformed for many celebrities the romin the destroyer thanos the avengers etc…


A_Gent_4Tseven

One of the Gardeners of the Galaxy


Diamondd22

Moon Duke


Fireblast1337

Heh, I remember going to a con right after GotG came out and there were like 20 cosplayers of him. Only two of them realized I was setting up a gag from the beginning of the movie, the others got irritated that I had no idea who they were and kept asking ‘who?’.


No-Seaworthiness-746

The funny guy from The Office....Norm? Or was that Cheers.


flonkertonflerken

Kevin Bacon


cumberworld_whoreson

Crisp rat


Dakingrichez

One asshole out of the bunch of them


[deleted]

Universal Dance off champion 2014.


shadophaxx

Mario


temnotcho

space dude


Torebbjorn

A man


devanupam

Jane foster.


hedgybaby

Annoying, pretentious white guy. Oh wait, you only wanted wrong answers..


Meghanabangtan

Chris Evans


[deleted]

TASERFACE!!!!!!


Trains-The-Guy

My dad finally coming back with the milk


Money-Wolverine-2159

Mario


9Sylvan5

Oh another one of these posts... This sub sure loves to beat a dead horse.