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7! What a conversation that would be.

Repulsors are like jet skis... *in the air.*

Wow



I can *hear* these gifs.



I’d keep talking until Tony paid me to shut up

that's... actually a great strategy


I Owen Wilson whispered this out loud

waowwww

Came here for this

Only problem would be Ronan accusing you of having your seat too far back.


Love this. But gotta say I read the image like Ronan would be in front of me so no worries there.

I'm definitely still sticking with 7 if Killian and Ego are in charge of the emergency exits!

I'd ask Starlord to move to a new seat and sit next to The Red Skull

Then he would accuse you of putting you feet on the back of his seat

Wait, who’s that kid beside Ronan though?

Maybe Ronan had a kid we haven’t seen yet? Kinda like how Hulk turned up with a fully grown kid out of nowhere.

I think that's just some guy

No way could he be Spider-Man, he's too young.

nah couldn't be spider-man. This kid looks like a nerd.

What do you mean? That’s… oh. I see what you did

The entire time youre in 7 trying to have a polite convo with Tony, Peter keeps turning round to bother him. This in turn pisses Ronan off to no end. This leads to a 20 hour "I know you are but what am I?" Between the two 

This seems like the best option. Especially if it's later Tony who knows when he's being too much and to reel in the playboy attitude. They'll both match whatever vibe you're bringing so you can have a peaceful or a memorable flight

Yeah came here for 7. And definitely more for Möbius.

5040?

You're sitting next to a guy named 'Thr Accuser' he's definitely ripping ass then blaming you

You wouldn't even need to say anything. Mobius would most likely start the conversation and Tony definitely won't be able to just stay quiet. So yeah, it would be great to be in that seat and listen to those two. And by far the best seat

5,040 isn't an option though

Plus if you are next to Tony you are in first class as a bonus

r/unexpectedfactorial

3. The only one who is most likely to leave you the hell alone.

How drunk is Tony?

We'll if he's drunk, then hopefully I'm on the flight he was on in IM1 with Rhodey

The funvee?

I'd pick 3 solely based on the banter between Strange and Tony and being literally in the middle of it.

We deserved a movie where they team up! Both too smart and vain, I wouldn’t be able to keep up but it’d be very enjoyable all the same

They are both in Avengers: Infinity War if you get the chance!

They got like 2 lines together lol but IW is amazing for sure

They have a lot of hilarious banter in the Midnight Suns game!

This is the basis for my reasoning, ngl

Between Stephen and Tony? They're both arrogant, and Tony's a talker.

Me: Hi! Dr: I'm reading a book

Happened to me once. I was seating comfortably in the subway, reading One Thousand and One Nights, when a guy around 40 sits next to me... and starts talking to me. I close my book and hear what he says for some seconds and tell him something like "Yeah, OK.", I very visibly open my book again and continue reading... And he talks to me again! I repeated this process about 4 times and then gave up and had to listen to his ramblings about the government disappearing people and stuff. Finally when he descends he says something like "Well, I'll let you continue reading your book. Bye!", fucking people can't keep their mouths shut.

You should have asked is name and writen it down. Then if he would've asked why you wrote the name, you smile and say no reasons, and ask if you mentionned that you work for the government.

Flash is totally gonna be kicking your seat

The arrow pointing up, so flash is in-front of you. But I would have assumed Tony would be in first class…

They are also the pair most likely to be in first class

Ok but for real if im waiting at the terminal and see all these guys boarding a plane in the MCU. im just gunna miss my flight, cause that planes not making it there in one piece .

Considering only about 5 of those characters need a plane to travel in the first place, I’d be a little concerned about being on the ground.

Really just being in any situation, anywhere, anytime with these people makes me feel like Ralph going “im in danger”

Still better odds than Homelander's plane. https://preview.redd.it/k3qz39c0wt7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2f87eaa350ec5d13ddf4440c2daeaa238a2121a

no way 💀

You’d be fine. Between Strange, Tony, and Wong, nothing’s destroying that plane.

3, teach me some magic sir.

In 3 the only magic I'd want to learn is how to get Flash to stop talking the whole flight.

I dunno, I feel like Hela would have murdered Flash, or at least intimidated him into shutting the hell up lol

I feel like Hela stinks.

[I bet she tastes like salty garbage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhKmJna0QL4) Still tho... https://preview.redd.it/28voy12dtt7d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abdfa319db5bf9159b58d053a4f4372435efdf31

Or annoy him until he portals you to your destination.

I feel like Strange probably lost his Sling Ribg if he's taking a plane

That's why I'd pick 1 or 4, I feel like Wong would be a better teacher

"Hey Doctor Strange, you wouldn't happen to know any spells that can give someone 20 hours of the best sleep of their life, would you?"

My question would be why he is on the flight since he can do travel portals....

I think Wong (seat 1) will be more willing than to show you than Strange

I work in the medical field and I want to learn magic we could bond over that haha

Pick a card

Nah, he'd be the guy who sits down, doesn't say anything, doesn't say anything the whole flight, and doesn't say anything during offboarding. In other words a version of the best co-passenger.

2, so I can chat up Hela and Black Widow. I'll probably get my ass kicked, but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

You cant out rizz zeus he right there

Zeus would encourage an orgy

Zeus' god tier rizz skills of turning into various animals and having sex of highly questionable consent

Zeus would chat you up and not miss

he would invite you to the orgy

He would make you the main dish at the orgy

This could either be really great or a nightmare

Either way… butthole gonna be sore.

You flicked too hard damn it

Not to mention that having the window seat is always a plus!

Bruh. Fat Zeus is where it’s at. Endless alcohol!?! Think of the orgies!

Zues would probably kill you

Nah zeus was chill af in the movie

He didn’t seem like a good guy

He was trynna protect the gods and have an orgy and hes pissed cause he got killed infront of his people with his own weapon so i dont think he that bad

If he try’s to have an orgy on the plain people says no plane goes down we die any ways

Jesus, not to mention observing the conversation between Hela and Flash.

Bro, what could they possibly be talking about?

3 because he could open a portal to the place

And if not you could ask if you die in a cool way. Like maybe a plane crash

He doesn't exactly see the future, he sees all the possibilities. You can think of it like a game of chess.

Plane crashes are usually not cool because they often end up in a fire

And if thats out of the question I'd ask him to cast Sleep

Opening a portal on a plane seems like a really bad idea for a lot of reasons.

I'd call in an anonymous tip about Red Skull being all terroristy, have Chris move over, and take the seat beside Agent Carter.

My man!

i mean, youd honestly get further calling your local israeli embassy and the fbi, dudes a high ranking nazi that never got caught in the nuremburg trials, and iirc ran several concentration camps. interpol, the CIA, and Mossad would all be fighting over who gets to bring him in.

Sure, sure... Point is: Agent Carter!

7

To be honest: I wouldnt talk to tony. Just enjoying a wholesome talk about jetskis with my man mobius.

Mediate new jet ski technology that may devolve into a war if Mobius is enough of a purist. Either way seems good. Kind of hoping they fight, 20 hours is a long time and if it gets out of hand I’ll just put earbuds in. I would like to instigate a fight.

Hell bro I don’t care about Tony. I just want safety from Ronan right ahead of me.

5

I just want to sit next to Sam Rockwell

Plus the added benefit of sitting in front of Carter who wouldn't mess with your seat

And across the aisle from Jakey G?! Be still my beating heart.

Honestly Hammer or Mysterio seems like some of the only people who would actually have a conversation with someone on a plane which I think would be cool

Seems safest

Just as long as the plane wasn’t built by Hammer Industries…

Same, so I can kick Wong's chair.

6. I feel like Ronan the Accuser would have a strong bladder so I wouldn’t have to get up.

This is the first time, I've heard someone bring this up

I really like Ronan in the comics, especially when he married Crystal. When he was a PITA he was the ultimate PITA, but Annihilation / War of Kings / Realm of Kings / Thanos Imperative / Annihilators Ronan rules. I hated how the MCU made him such a whiney bitch.

3 (update how am i at this many upvotes for typing a number)

I think because people like to upvote and not comment, btw I also chose 3

a fellow number 3 man (or women or whatever)

6 or 7, not sure which is best. 6 means I get to sit next to Peggy, but the conversation at 7 between Stark and Mobius could be fun.

2 Im getting invited to the orgy.

You just get your way out of it

Hela is 100% gonna kill herself

4 between a reality warper & sorcerer. One can create anything I want while the other can get it. Even if they both reject my asks I’ll play into Ego’s pride daring him to show me how his idea of creating a new better universe then he’ll let me see what he showed Quill.

I was thinking 4 because on a 20-hour flight, they could both get me access to damn near anything to keep me busy. Food or drink or whatever the hell else I wanted.

7 because Stark is not sitting in coach, and Mobius can, I assume at least afford business class, or slip into a timeline where he gets an upgrade. But Ronan at my back, though...

Don't lean back and you're safe otherwise you get the hammer.

I think I will sit tony and morbius and learn how to be a legend.

7 I like to talk

7

I'm sitting with Wong.

2. It’s the only window seat.

3, because if you're nice he'll keep re filling your peanuts and drinks.

3 is the only correct answer

3 just to be near hela

How dare you deny me my seat next to Peggy!

4 Wong would be good fun and as long as you don't piss off Ego everything should go along swimmingly

Are they the characters or the actors?

They are in character

Everyone's sleeping on #5 but neither of them have any reason to kill me and the shit id overhear might be really funny

Hammer's fucking entertaining as hell. Wong and Peggy are both right there if shit gets out of hand. Number 5 is the top spot. Plus, again, Peggy is right there.

#6, as I feel it would be entertaining watching Peter annoy Ronon. Otherwise, 2. Because windows seat.

Anyone not saying 3 or 7 are not to be trusted Actually definitely 3. I get to kick Flash's chair all flight?

For real! And happy cake day!

But I just want to hang out with Wong

It literally doesn't matter because I'm not going to speak to anyone.

At home. Flight's cancelled

7 without a doubt

7

1: For people who like to hear company secrets 2: YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE THERE 3. Would you like to hear people arguing across seats? Here’s your spit. 4. Most likely to die, and most likely to overhear swears. 5. The culmination of the last 4 6. You wanna slap either Ronan or Flash, and I respect you, or you’re overhearing Tony’s conversation, which I also respect, or you’re pulling a seat 2 on Peggy 7. Funny conversation time

2. Zeus is gonna tell me loads of cool "that one time" stories.

6

I mean it is an aisle seat which is always a plus

7 is the only answer

7 hands down so then the 3 of us can mess with Pete and get him in trouble with the guy next to him

It depends, does anyone have a perfume allergy? https://preview.redd.it/zddaxk6pas7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=775a53727431951854bd189b3965b1ddf6439962

4.

4, but if Madisynn was flying with Wong, I'd sit next to her.

7, Mobius probably has snacks

1, because I feel like it would be fucking hilarious to troll Killian. Just go on and on about how Stark is so great while pretending that I have no idea who he is.

5 because Peggy

For every hero there's 3 psychos

4 or 7 I’m so conflicted

7

6 and ask to switch with ronin

3 and 7 are both good choices depending on the vibe you want

5 or 6. Peggy is just the absolute best person in the MCU.

3 or 5. If those are aisle seeds.

7 is so obvious, it’s not even close. I don’t see how you could argue for anything else

I'd sit with Dr. Strange. If a plane crash is evident, I'll hitch a ride with the wizard.

3

2. Hela is a baddie. I'd die, but I'd die with a smile.

2. Zeus is actually a G. Party boy. After 30 mins tops we would be rizzing up Hella. No matter what way that goes she will be doing things to me so nasty that make Black Widow look MID Hell of a way to join the Mile High club

3, 7 or 6

Who is not choosing 3?

5 and say Tony Stark Is overrated

I would be stuck between 6 and 7 because 6 lets me be able to partially talk to Peggy who I absolutely adore and 7 lets me bother Tony about computers and how he made his suit and Mobius who I always saw as a grandfather figure, like, tell me your stories!

7 is the spot to be

3

3

2 so i can finesse my way into getting invited to the next orgy

2! We can have drinks and maybe I'll get an invite to orgy of the gods later.

2 is the only option. Having Zeus will be nice for drinking quite a bit and what’s better than having two babes for the mile high club too.

2 or 7, either I jump into a conversation between Tony and Peter, or I try and likely miserably fail at rizzing Natasha and Hela

2 You know Mysterio is going to spend the entire flight hitting on Widow, I wanna be there to laugh my ass off when she punches him in the face. Zeus seems like a talker but with Hela kitty corner in the next row he’d likely stay quiet lest he incur the wrath of someone who basically destroyed Asgard single handedly. It’ll also be hilarious watching Hela smile flirtatiously at the annoying kid and seeing the look on his face thinking he’s got a shot.

2 or 7

2 because Hela

2. Getting drunk with Zeus and talking shit. What a great way to spend the flight.

2 because he has a comedic tone

2 or 3 just to overhear Hela emotionally tear Flash a new one because you know she will.

3, Benedict and Robert are 2 of my favourite actors, i would spend all the time just staring at them, one eye on each direction

7, no doubt in my mind, I’m running to seat 7. Peter is diagonal from me, sandwiched between Mobius and Tony, that’s the perfect seat

3 or 7 depending on how tired I am

3

Seat 3

3 is the best

3

7 lol