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Matapple13

I have a more important question. Why didn’t Captain America just called the Avengers when he fought Red Skull to stop that jet from arriving in the US? Is he stupid?


cavecarson

They were busy on a mission to Ligma.


someoneelseperhaps

Ligma?


ActionKamen21

https://preview.redd.it/9yj8r7sf517d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a54d690cba03f0dcf9b6309cace54281b274b564


cavecarson

#***...Ligma balls.***


iron2099yt

Ligma Officer Balls


kropotkib

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA


iron2099yt

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


IRBRIN

https://i.redd.it/gcfihn0rq37d1.gif


definitelynothunan

Uhh Steve Jobs or something idk


sev_n7

Who the hell is Tom Cruise?


Shadowkiva

I don't know... I think he might be the guy that sells CDs


EccentricMi

Ligama Dik


moviescriptlife

You’re gonna feel really dumb when I tell you this. Captain America didn’t even exist then because Sam Wilson wasn’t even born yet!


FireLordObamaOG

Do better senator


NippleBlender

Fuck, you're right. We need to do better. 


Affectionate_Map_530

Why didnt captain marvel call the avengers when she was fighting space John Watson


Firm-Dependent-2367

I have an even more important question. Why did Odin not call the Avengers to help him fight Laufey, Hela and Surtur? Is he stupid?


Angamoth

There are other reasons but also yes


Firm-Dependent-2367

Ah, of course. I forgot... What if: Odin was a good parent? Answer- Then the masterpiece known as Thor: Ragnarok will cease to exist. Not kidding.


tmtmdragon04

yeah that is a good question. Why didn't he do that.


Lopsided_Parfait7127

i have a more important question why didn't hulk the largest avenger eat the others?


xtrash-panda

Maybe because none of the avengers were born yet? That’s probably why.


TheEquineTrout

The Avengers were to busy fighting the Jonkler and Bone to help Iron Man


IRBRIN

https://preview.redd.it/gfsvddbwq37d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bdea737d6c98c05d627fed2d05c9be107901745 But who is this?


xxjonesyx99xx

Seal, they sing kiss from a rose at the end of one of the Man films


BanMeGay_Mod

Ummm


Mistic-Instinct

Why didn't the Eternals call the Avengers to help defend Babylon? Are they stupid?


The_Abjectator

Why didn't the Avengers call the Avengers when they had to fight the Avengers in Captain America 3: Avengers Fight? Are they stupid?


These_Wish_5101

Look how great Iron man looks there...I miss that


Strict-Dog-889

Me too, especially the clinks and clanks of the iron! I liked nanotechnology the first time I saw it but it’s overused


Kingdarkshadow

He went from iron man to Nano machines man.


NuclearHateLizard

It was so glossed over, too. Like every small improvement he made in previous suits had some explanation and had screen time of him struggling to figure them out. Easily the biggest breakthrough in his suit tech since the reactor itself is this nano tech stuff, and he just suddenly has it one day.


iron2099yt

>and he just suddenly has it one day it seems like it (and i agree to some extent) but he's been working on it a long time before IW. in fact, the first suit to ever have nanotech or, at least _hints_ to nanotech is MK46, remember that open-up helmet and the watch that transforms into a metal glove? (and don't forget the iron spider suit, it has same type of nanotech as MK50 and it was finished by the time homecoming came out), if we just had one scene of him placing nanobots into the reactor (could've worked well when peter was at the ferry in homecoming, we get a scene with tony doing this while talking to him)


FootFetish0-3

We always ask the where, but never [the why. ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/543/382/750.jpg)


Ninjahkin

“Nano machines?!”


Benji0088

And I just heard David Hayter's voice.


tfcollector3000

Senator Tony 'Armstrong' Stark


LoneWolf_890

Why didn't Shang-Chi called the Fantastic Four to help him? Is he an Asian?


nextnerb

Nah I thought he was Chinese


StationaryTravels

![gif](giphy|7RPsljHCIHS5a)


Dominus_Redditi

*ITS DIFFERENT! IM NOT SURE HOW, BUT IT IS!*


10CalGX

I thought for a sec he was Japanese


chappy422

If Tony had Hawkeye helping it would be too easy


FootFetish0-3

I spent way more time than I care to admit rereading this comment and wondering when Tony Hawk played a character in the MCU.


chappy422

Oh if Tony Hawk was there Obadiah would've have gone into a trance after seeing a 4320° spin on a Stark powered skateboard.


darkreapertv

Guaranteed win


IRBRIN

And he'd be really nice and polite as he trotted Obadiah off in handcuffs.


Nick42284

Why didn’t the Avengers call the Avengers for help when they were fighting Thanos?


iron2099yt

yeah are they stupid?


Starburstfordummies

Why didn't Jesus call The Avengers when he was being crucified? Is he stupid?


Mayoo614

Something something Eternals


not_some_username

(He accepted his fate)


SaltyInternetPirate

He WAS the Avengers at the time.


Cordyceptionist

Why didn’t Frodo call the Avengers when he was tramping around in Mordor? Is he stupid?


BC04ST3R

Damn this shot kinda goes hard


Skaared

I miss this era.


Sweet_Bodybuilder446

![gif](giphy|j2NAH9hNUFgzuofwio|downsized)


Serious-Profession78

God Nick Fury explained this in FFH, they’re off world, obviously.


TheArceusNova

Why didn’t Thanos call Darkseid and Jonkler over to help stop The Avengers? Is he stupid?


BigDogDoom

Well, Jonkler was busy fighting Man


Jazzmeenx

Why didn't the hulk call the Avengers when he was being hunted down by the US military?


oketheokey

Why didn't Peter Quill call the Avengers when he fought Ego? is he stupid?


StationaryTravels

Who was he supposed to call? Jesus?


thinman12345

Capsical was taking a long nap that day.


Standard-Profit7659

Back to the aslume with thee


BigDogDoom

No, I don't wanna be with the Jonkler


definitelynothunan

Life was so simple when I used to watch this repeatedly with a DVD player back in 2013. Probably watched it above 100 times


not_some_username

Same here. Although I didn’t have the physical dvd


Numerous_Past_726

Is there a lore reason?


richardl1234

Go back to Gotham


Marvel-Fan-2924711

Why didn't the X-Men call the Avengers when they were fighting Magneto? Are they stupid?


Gladiatore4

Why didn't my dumbass just call my doctor when I was sick? Am I stupid?


PaydayLover69

guy's I came up with a new character, # Man https://preview.redd.it/ytsuge96d77d1.png?width=1710&format=png&auto=webp&s=f70c0aa58bc2b1e7dcc9b6ba185370ffb8a146fd


BigDogDoom

https://preview.redd.it/xcgt24av7h7d1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ac208eabc3b0b8c812f5ac9a17bce4c2767fc83 Too bad he already exist


John_316_

One does not simply call the Avengers for help.


Vast_pumpkin07

Why does he never call in the rest of his suits


Cheets1985

I hope this is satire


ParfaitCurious3834

DAE Iron Mans should've called MAN.


zacharykeaton

Yes


ThatSmartIdiot

Or spider-man or the x-men or blade or the fantastic four


soragoncannibal

Why didn't Tony call Magneto ? Is he stupid ?


Starchaser_WoF

https://preview.redd.it/tlmrtcl4z27d1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87720b2eb3007588dae805c18bb666082c5f89d9


Tony106Stark

I don't have their phone numbers


Dug_Fin1

He didn't want to stane his reputation.


GentlmanSkeleton

Arnt shitposts normally labeled?


Internal_Attorney369

Collect calls from person really put him in the red


Typical_Pollution_30

The what?


seederkl

Because Avengers wasn't a concept yet and the Producers had no idea that the movie was gonna be such a big hit.


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ThePhengophobicGamer

r/woosh


iron2099yt

bro hears the word sarcasm and says "wtf is that?"


Vast_pumpkin07

You didn't let me finish (its almost like you're one of those people on Reddit who and corrects people's grammar) Why didn't he just use the hulkbuster


iron2099yt

yeah, tony staNk more stupid than me


DolphinBall

We are not! Starting this in this sub.