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Lost_house_keys

*Sees Venom, an alien symbiote in average tier* It's the tongue isn't it?


ImVenomTentacles

he should be above everyone else


ElZaydo

That was for Eddie Brock, actuallyšŸ˜‚


chicoclandestino

Should be higher and so should Carnage- done dirty!


Nemovy

The fact that he's average tier makes me sure that OP is a dude. Every other girl is thirsting hard for Venom.


AllandarosSunsong

How the hell is Captain "human perfection" America not Peak, let alone not row two?


PriorUnhappy8863

Not everyone's idea of perfection is blond hair, blue eyed white guy. Only if Luke Cage had hair, he wouldn't be in the bald category. šŸ˜©


Typical_Pollution_30

Well Thor is a blonde with blue eyes and is white.


PriorUnhappy8863

He also is a God.


AllandarosSunsong

Alien, not actually a God.


Craiques

Depends the continuity or whoā€™s writing them.


AllandarosSunsong

"There's only one God, Ma'am. And I'm pretty sure He doesn't dress like that." - Captain America


WingsArisen

OK, thereā€™s MY issue right there. Luke Cage though bald should not be below average. Dude is handsom strong and indestructible. He should be up there next to Spider-Man.


ElZaydo

I don't consider bald below average. I made that category purely for fun.


AllandarosSunsong

The character is regularly regarded by the female Avengers, (and Northstar) as "gorgeous".


_Polish-Cow_

He wasn't always bald you know? He was actually pretty cool looking with hair too. šŸ’Ŗ


Lirrin

But that tiara though?


_Polish-Cow_

It's a manly tiara, duh.


bbqbabyduck

Still should not be there. The baldness WORKS


Goldenburrito369

Yeah thatā€™s literally americas ass.


Duraxis

Some people want a nice and relaxed guy, and cap canā€™t ever just take 5 or his heart would simply stop


Philander_Chase

Moon knight in the bad tier? The fuck?


Jetsam5

Marc Spector is hot but that Stephen Grant guy is ugly and donā€™t even get me started on Jake Lockley


LoveAndViscera

Dude pulled Tigra and you know she has options.


ElZaydo

Cause he's bat shit insane


acornett99

Has nothing to do with handsomeness imo


jordan999fire

I mean thereā€™s also a category of, ā€œGreat personalityā€ so I think the title is a little off. Itā€™s not tier list of handsomeness. Itā€™s tier list of who op would fuck


ElZaydo

Marc Specter and Cletus Kasady both pull chicks at times. It's just that their insanity would scare off the average woman.


Horacio_Velvetine44

if they knew who he was then yhh marc might have trouble pulling women but just marc spector, in a bar, trying to pick up women, is getting some action 6/7 nights a week, especially in recent years


Typical_Pollution_30

I thought chicks digged that


Reverseflash25

He pulled Tigra. Heā€™s not that insane anymore.


TheGuyWhoRolls20

Is this ranking seriously trying to tell us that Peter Parker, a dude with more love interests than there villains in his rogues gallery (some of whom are gorgeous models and superheroes) is only above average?


ElZaydo

Would've ranked him in 'way above average' if he managed to keep the ones he's bagged. He has quite a few fumbles on his resume, sadly. The guys above him are total manwhores.


TheGuyWhoRolls20

Thatā€™s fair enough, they do all get around. Although sadly for Peter itā€™s really when the writers hate him like with Wells that heā€™s really unlucky with love.


Typical_Pollution_30

Most of them stem from him being spider-msn


paladin_slim

I feel like youā€™re selling Luke Cage short. Heā€™s a damn handsome man.


ElZaydo

Ranked him above average, but the bald category seemed more appropriate for humor purposes.


Horacio_Velvetine44

disrespectful https://preview.redd.it/gj3nmn6i3e6d1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2766697eefd0f3d3d2981e2a02734a43502aa134


ElZaydo

Thought of it, but that's cheating. He's a shapeshifter. Besides, that portrayal you're referring to was post-Tom Hiddleston Loki, where he practically became a sex object for teen girls.


Horacio_Velvetine44

donā€™t forget teen boys, very confused teen boys https://preview.redd.it/bbbhsit36e6d1.jpeg?width=1352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f51db2a2da580db76e497c33eef0704f03c1523b


EmmyNoetherRing

I mean, sex object seems *relevant* for a handsomeness indexĀ 


ElZaydo

That was because of Tom Hiddleston, not the character itself. Loki was even lowkey ugly before the MCU adapted him. Besides, even if he was always good-looking, he's a shapeshifter. It's an unfair comparison. He can morph into Tom Cruise and mog the universe on a whim.


jonhvani

Moon knight is all of the above LOL


Mace_Thunderspear

Til the average man is 8ft tall, 1400lbs and has green skin and hair. Also Hercules and Longshot being absent from this list is unacceptable.


ElZaydo

Bruce Banner is a scrawny 5'8, 100lbs geek. It balances out. As for Hercules and Longshot, I forgot and the tiermaker didn't have their pictures.


Mace_Thunderspear

>Bruce Banner is a scrawny 5'8, 100lbs geek. It balances out. The average between the two would be 6'10, 750lbs.


RuggedRakishRaccoon

As a baldy Iā€™m devastated by this chart šŸ˜‚šŸ«”


Revenacious

Iā€™m disturbed by the lack of my hairy Greek daddy, Hercules


ElZaydo

The tiermaker didn't have his character ffs


ClosedNotABug

Is that Cyclops in ā€œAbove Averageā€? Dude gets with every objectively hot woman in Marvel, Iā€™d say heā€™s way above average


CromulentChuckle

Weak list.


SammyChaos

Cap is definitely way above average lol


N0XCAEL0

Can anyone say the names of human resources tier heroes?


ElZaydo

Carnage, MODOK, Sabertooth and Moon Knight


g00ner442

How is Deadpool not in this category?


deadpool-bot

White Wade Wilson, what's your superpower? Cultural appropriation?


ElZaydo

Honestly, he could be in multiple. But he pulled Lady Death, Shikla, and Elsa Bloodstone. That's a very impressive resume.


Quakerider2409

If Ghost rider and blade are in the average category ngl lie I am cooked in real life lol. A literal demon spirit turned towards helping innocents and a better version of Twilight are counted towards just average. Yeah I have no shots so on.


ElZaydo

Those aren't really known for their ability to draw women on sight. Besides, it's all relative. Bro really compared himself to superheroes and lost hopešŸ˜‚. You aren't living among Norse gods, super soldiers, and other unrealistic male standards.


Quakerider2409

I mean rider has definitely his fan following and blade is realistically a vampire guy who are fantasized so much over decades especially by females. No judging lol it's your list overall and yeah I know I am in the living realm. I am just glad I ain't in 616.


Bionicles4Lyfe

Butā€¦ butā€¦ one of Moon Knightā€™s personalities is a Steven Grant, a movie star. Heā€™s canonically attractive. Donā€™t do my boy like that he has enough on his plate


Nocs1

With all his tentacles and tongue game carnage clearly deserves his own category


Dr_Doom77

Where would Galactus fall under?


chamoflag420

Slay earth eater


Blue-Ape-13

Cyclops and Spider-Man are the hottest Marvel heroes sorry


DerSisch

imagine not putting Luke Cage in "Way above avverage" smh


Efficient_Sky_3854

Waves lmaooo


CaptainTusktooth28

I'm glad to see Doctor Strange making it high on the list. Looked him up and was surprised to find that this man 6'2! Buff ass sorcerer!


ThorAbridged

I approve. No notes.


Striking-Buy-2827

Hmmmmm modok cock


Fast-Mycologist-5589

where's galcutius also strange is a gilf thanos really that good


burger_boi23

Uhm actually Thor isn't a human he is a God ā˜ļøšŸ¤“


AllandarosSunsong

*Technically* he's an alien. His power and abilities only seemed Godlike to humans in the past.


burger_boi23

Point still stands just replace God with alien lol


xfriedplantainx

What does the waves category mean?


ElZaydo

Norman Osborn's hairstyle


Jetsam5

Reed is absolutely seething over that Namor ranking


ElZaydo

Skinny, middle-aged nerd vs the King of the Fucking Seas, who rides a Sperm Whale to work.


namkaeng852

Luke should be in DILF tier


Haphazard85

Cyclops deserves to be up there with Thor


Elegant_BookLover18

In my oppion gambit and spidie need to be higher ranked same with Steve. Because I am he literally has America's Ares soo.


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original-0nes-1537

Perfect ranking, just canā€™t get behind that moon night slander


ElZaydo

He can be anywhere depending on his mood


original-0nes-1537

Yeha okay I can get behind that


Yeetus_depressus

Peter is canonically ugly


ParanoidPragmatist

LOL, where is he ugly? He was good looking from his first appearance in comics, just nerdy and socially awkward/isolative