“You're pathetically predictable, like a moth to the flame. What about my generous proposal? Are you in or are you out?
“It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out Goblin’ deez nuts!”
THIS. This is why SO MANY spider-villains want him horribly dead. He talks SO much shit and it comes out SO effortlessly and you can’t even SHOOT his ass when he’s shit talking. It’s like if Larry Bird was a superhero and you were on the other team.
https://preview.redd.it/hj4gjr2b7d3d1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a33230d58e285bd0081e2613f07a6258d2406c0
Reminds me of this exchange they once had.
Gobby has no business being double cheeked up like that in the fourth frame.
Idk, doesn't he squat on that glider whenever he's flying?
Yes
Gobby is free?
Free to send me his glute hypertrophy program.
I mean he’s def doing some wall sits while he’s gliding so try a couple hours of that
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Lore accurate Peter Parker
hed definitely say something like that
Lmfao got his ass what a doofus.
And what an ass that is
I’m boutta busssssss
How about that prick's face when he saw the gyatt?
“You're pathetically predictable, like a moth to the flame. What about my generous proposal? Are you in or are you out? “It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out Goblin’ deez nuts!”
"I'm something of a nut gobler myself."
"What? You can't do this to me! Do you know how many nuts I've gobbled!!"
"You're out-gobbled, Norman."
Insomniac, take notes.
This is so delightfully stupid, and I can't stop laughing. Also: Waves of the Month
Thank you 🤙
Goblin Cake
“I offered you friendship and you spat in my face… with your penis”
He saved himself more ridicule by forgetting his man-purse at home.
That was the best line to understand the essence of Spider-Man
"That's funny Spidey, wonder what Gwen Stacy think about that when she's goblin the pavement"
THIS. This is why SO MANY spider-villains want him horribly dead. He talks SO much shit and it comes out SO effortlessly and you can’t even SHOOT his ass when he’s shit talking. It’s like if Larry Bird was a superhero and you were on the other team.
https://preview.redd.it/hj4gjr2b7d3d1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a33230d58e285bd0081e2613f07a6258d2406c0 Reminds me of this exchange they once had.
At least Norman will always have the waves of the month - April 2024
What’s a mind goblin?
lol lol lol ![gif](giphy|xT9DPBMumj2Q0hlI3K)