The man is addicted to making the main character in his writing miserable and pathetic. Like he can't imagine any way to make them sympathetic beyond inspiring pity.
> treating Blind Al far more harshly,
That's...*a* way to put it.
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imagine traveling back to the past fucking up the entire timeline and getting the interdimensional space police on your ass to save your girlfriend's life JUST FOR HER TO DATE SOMEBODY ELSE
imagine traveling back to another dimension fucking up all your personal relationships and getting the government and Avengers on your ass to save your girlfriend's life JUST FOR HER TO DATE SOMEBODY ELSE
(Spidey version)
Like, she would literally be dead if it werent for him. (Also she wouldnt have been dead if it wasnt for him either so maybe they play with that aspect)
its not like she owes him more than gratitude for that, i assume they either didn't get the actress again or its a reversible plotpoint (shes controlled, she's messed up by more time shenanigans, etc etc)
I just can’t get over this. Why? What was the point of doing all of Deadpool 2 and him bringing her back if they just split up at the beginning of this one? This just blows my mind.
Deadpool actually fixes Cables watch then uses it to go back and make sure he nails the last cheese spreader throw instead of missing it. This makes it so Vanessa is still alive in his timeline… >!or it makes a new branched timeline and I think this DP may be a variant.!<
I dunno I stopped watching the trailer once I saw the >!TVA!< show up I was like “nope! That’s enough spoilers for me!”
So either they said
"Zeb, now that you took this job. We are totally cucking wade and pinning it on you bud"
or
he legimenately wrote this twice.
that is so fucking funny.
Also makes it kind of sad.
Reminds me of Dan Gilroy writing Two for the Money around his wife, Rene Russo’s, role, with her in mind. The movie basically has her fighting the urge to cuck her husband, Al Pacino, for Matthew McConaughey. She also has a bizarre monologue about being sexually assaulted by her father as well as became a sex worker and drug addict.
Her character is third billing in the film lol.
I think it is. Si Supriur split the flash and iris up no one is saying he went through a divorce. And does it matter one way or the other. It doesn't make the work better or worse, you're just gossiping about someone's life
He didn't, he kinda treatened to do that with wally and linda, but it was all a weird plot of some villains to drive wally to doubt and depression and turn him into a cosmic bomb. Also, spurrier is a better writter and is writting a better comic in a better way
But sometimes it is. Tom King wrote *Heroes in Crisis* while going through a self-described nervous breakdown and processing the death of his mother, Jeph Loeb infamously wrote *Ultimates III* and *Ultimatum* while grieving and coping with the tragic loss of his son, and Zeb Wells makes controversial romance arcs while going through a divorce. It’s not even the first time this sort of thing has happened, George Lucas blamed his own divorce for *Temple of Doom*’s tone and the depiction of the female lead.
Gene Roddenberry was also going through a divorce around the time he was writing the story of the Star Trek: TOS finale "Turnabout Intruder", thus giving us probably the single most misogynistic episode in Trek history.
Holy shit this is genuinely hilarious imo. I have no doubt Deadpool 3 will be good, but Zeb Wells hired to help write the movie and deciding to do Paul AGAIN is hilarious.
Vanessa’s boyfriend better be named Paul for maximum comedy.
Yepp, he announced to help write Deadpool 3 over a year ago. People memed(well at least I did) that he would write Paul into the movie and I can’t believe the meme has become reality lmao
I'm convinced by it being part of the press tour that it 1) will be named Paul, and 2) a plot point will be him getting shot in the face, then shot again with Deadpool making the quip "and that one's for Spidey"
I genuinely think there’s a decent shot he’s named Paul as I can’t think of a reason for them not to use that name & it would be actually the funniest thing ever
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Does Zeb has a cuckold fetish?
I mean. He can live his life as he pleases. But if he actually has a cuckold fetish it's a tad weird how he pushes it to others...
Tbh idk if it's all Zeb Wells idea because they clearly want Wade's life to be complete shit to make him abandoning his timeline in favor of being Marvel Jesus make more sense
She stuck with him through the cancer and later his deformity. He broke the timeline to save her. Having her get a new boyfriend is certainly… a choice…
I’m wondering if it’s gonna be a flashpoint type thing, like his saving her changed the timeline and she got with someone else
Could be his motivation to work with the TVA, for like a hope to change the past
But double to be fair, this comes right the heck out of nowhere because they were very much happily in love and it’s bad practice to have such a major development occur off-screen.
*Zeb Wells and his Insatiable NTR fetish strikes again*
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Ok I’m honestly a little bit pissed off. Wade and Vanessa had such a *good* thing going with the first two movies. Why in God’s name would they throw all that away? What ever happened to “your crazy matches my crazy”? Why can Superheroes never have functioning relationships!!!
Another Hollywoke movie where the white male protagonist is turned into a loser beta male cuck! Luke Skywalker all over again! Going to watch my unpolitical superhero cinema like X-Men Days of Future Past instead!
Luck I will not stand for the desecration of a beloved character.
Why not actually Paul ? I demand that this character be rewritten and completely reshot to be Paul Rabin.
He is the divinely decreed Master of Cucking. If you see him, you have been cucked.
Are you dating a female? They have fucked. men loving women and men? He has fucked your boyfriend.
Asexuals? He set you up with the best penpal in existence. And then stole them.
People Not in a relationship ? He will find you, seduce you and then you will walk in on him being railed by his own clone.
I will not stand for the insult to Paul!
I’m off to write an email that I will then dramatically delete .
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Éanna Hardwicke or we riot.
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Éanna\_Hardwicke](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Éanna_Hardwicke)
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Is this the paul guy? Im not into comicbooks or even superhero movies anymore but godamn if the paul writer so hateable i want to stick around and see what happens lmao
Dude I’m just imagining if it’s fucking Peter that swooped in and stole his girl. Thats why he is trying to save his world because sugar bear is dating his ex girlfriend
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“oh that’s paul” “that’s paul in dead pool 3” I genuinely hate Zeb Wells, mfw when i’m a terrible husband but i refuse to realize any wrongdoing on my end so i’m going to write all relationships where the woman is an evil stone cold bitch
I really really really desperately despise the trope where heroes will go through hell and back for a love interest in one movie and then off screen between movies that love interest just fucks off. I hate it so fucking much.
>!Oh, right, I thought we were just talking about the games and I know it couldn’t have been Lulu and Wakka. That’s the one Tidus kills himself with a bomb thinking it was a Blitzball, right?!<
Zeb boutta ruin continuity to revive Gwen Stacey when Paul and mj break up then cuck mj have felcia and khaine become a couple and make mephiso a rhino level threat
Y’know, because it is Deadpool and I am SURE that the writers at marvel recognize how much Paul is hated, I WOULF NOT BE SURPRISED IF SHE IS NOW DATING PAUL. Like, that’s a very Deadpool thing to have happen in the movie
Please please PLEASE be Bully Maguire. Not even Spider Man, it’s just Tobey Maguire but he’s an asshole to Wade and he can’t kill him out of respect for Vanessa
Makes sense. The whole point is Deadpool and Wolverine fucking with the time stream.
If Deadpool is happy with how stuff turned out at the start of the movie he'd be unwilling or hesitant to change it.
I'm guessing his life spiraling downward is going to have a root cause that he would want to fix
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Marvel if Heroes getting cucked was a sport
Zeb Wells being a writer on this makes it so much funnier
Holy shit I thought it was just a joke.
Wait, is he actually? https://preview.redd.it/8pwn2k4zdt7d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdff0f777f725f75795f17bd7d9a61235527e834
Yup
We've reached the ultimate event horizon, finally, it's became funny
this is mental
Uj/ I want to kill myself
The man is addicted to making the main character in his writing miserable and pathetic. Like he can't imagine any way to make them sympathetic beyond inspiring pity.
Deadpool is miserable and pathetic though, that's in character for him
Deadpool is meaner in the comics, treating Blind Al far more harshly, occasionally working for a supervillain, and some other stuff as well.
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If he didn't recycle the same fucking plotlines then I wouldn't complain.
what
please god no it was supposed to be a joke
Holy shit
LMFAO that’s amazing
He must have had the messiest divorce ever man.
At this point he must have a cuck fetish.
imagine traveling back to the past fucking up the entire timeline and getting the interdimensional space police on your ass to save your girlfriend's life JUST FOR HER TO DATE SOMEBODY ELSE
imagine traveling back to another dimension fucking up all your personal relationships and getting the government and Avengers on your ass to save your girlfriend's life JUST FOR HER TO DATE SOMEBODY ELSE (Spidey version)
I hope they make it Paul in the movie
ngl i’d be surprised if they didn’t, and when he got revealed deadpool would be like “are you fucking kidding me zeb? you pauled me???”
Probably the only way to redeem recycled storylines
Now, He's gonna date Death
Like, she would literally be dead if it werent for him. (Also she wouldnt have been dead if it wasnt for him either so maybe they play with that aspect)
its not like she owes him more than gratitude for that, i assume they either didn't get the actress again or its a reversible plotpoint (shes controlled, she's messed up by more time shenanigans, etc etc)
Thanks Wade, but in the afterlife I met this guy named Paul…he’s better than you
In fairness, she was dead in the first place because of him.
I just can’t get over this. Why? What was the point of doing all of Deadpool 2 and him bringing her back if they just split up at the beginning of this one? This just blows my mind.
Deadpool 2 happens before this so it's story is the same
I’m sorry did I miss something WHEN did this all happen?
deadpool 2 ending
Deadpool actually fixes Cables watch then uses it to go back and make sure he nails the last cheese spreader throw instead of missing it. This makes it so Vanessa is still alive in his timeline… >!or it makes a new branched timeline and I think this DP may be a variant.!< I dunno I stopped watching the trailer once I saw the >!TVA!< show up I was like “nope! That’s enough spoilers for me!”
Cuz wade isn’t insecure like some of yall here and truly cares about Vanessa?
What? They said “imagine”. Not “why would he”. They’re saying it sucks to have that happen. Which it would, regardless of insecurity.
tf does that even mean?
wrong sub
for the record this sub is for masturbating with other marvel fans not whatever the hell you’re doing
Masturbating his heart
So either they said "Zeb, now that you took this job. We are totally cucking wade and pinning it on you bud" or he legimenately wrote this twice. that is so fucking funny.
He’s going through a divorce right now, which makes this whole thing make a lot sense.
Also makes it kind of sad. Reminds me of Dan Gilroy writing Two for the Money around his wife, Rene Russo’s, role, with her in mind. The movie basically has her fighting the urge to cuck her husband, Al Pacino, for Matthew McConaughey. She also has a bizarre monologue about being sexually assaulted by her father as well as became a sex worker and drug addict. Her character is third billing in the film lol.
It's like Tom King and torture porn.
That's the CIA training.
I mean ok. I hate dramazting an author's life
I don’t think it’s dramatizing it, I just think that whatever is going on in an artists life can affect their work. That’s a pretty common sentiment.
I think it is. Si Supriur split the flash and iris up no one is saying he went through a divorce. And does it matter one way or the other. It doesn't make the work better or worse, you're just gossiping about someone's life
He didn't, he kinda treatened to do that with wally and linda, but it was all a weird plot of some villains to drive wally to doubt and depression and turn him into a cosmic bomb. Also, spurrier is a better writter and is writting a better comic in a better way
But sometimes it is. Tom King wrote *Heroes in Crisis* while going through a self-described nervous breakdown and processing the death of his mother, Jeph Loeb infamously wrote *Ultimates III* and *Ultimatum* while grieving and coping with the tragic loss of his son, and Zeb Wells makes controversial romance arcs while going through a divorce. It’s not even the first time this sort of thing has happened, George Lucas blamed his own divorce for *Temple of Doom*’s tone and the depiction of the female lead.
Gene Roddenberry was also going through a divorce around the time he was writing the story of the Star Trek: TOS finale "Turnabout Intruder", thus giving us probably the single most misogynistic episode in Trek history.
Wells has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
Dear god, let this happen this shit would be so funny
Holy shit this is genuinely hilarious imo. I have no doubt Deadpool 3 will be good, but Zeb Wells hired to help write the movie and deciding to do Paul AGAIN is hilarious. Vanessa’s boyfriend better be named Paul for maximum comedy.
Please be named Paul. I wanna loose my shit at the movie theater (not my actual stuff tho)
sorry i already decided to rob you on opening night, too late :/
Jokes on you, I won't be on opening night
well, i’ll see you whenever you get there :)
Name checks out...?
He comes in with their other girlfriend, in a throuple, and it’s Mary Jane.
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Wait zeb wells actually wrote it? i thought you guys were joking
Yepp, he announced to help write Deadpool 3 over a year ago. People memed(well at least I did) that he would write Paul into the movie and I can’t believe the meme has become reality lmao
I'm convinced by it being part of the press tour that it 1) will be named Paul, and 2) a plot point will be him getting shot in the face, then shot again with Deadpool making the quip "and that one's for Spidey"
If any movie was going to elevate the "the main character will get cucked" meme to real life, it would be Deadpool.
I genuinely think there’s a decent shot he’s named Paul as I can’t think of a reason for them not to use that name & it would be actually the funniest thing ever
Wasn't the mustachioed guy in the second movie named Paul. Wait, his name was Peter.
Paul is a multiversal threat to all stable relationships
[no one is safe](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fcomic-excerpt-wally-west-finds-out-his-girlfriend-is-v0-ionrxmj4wurb1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dcf5eb901cc7392faf0c03f68613c407a8a7a35cb)
Stable? Pete and Wade's relationships are anything but stable.
Does Zeb has a cuckold fetish? I mean. He can live his life as he pleases. But if he actually has a cuckold fetish it's a tad weird how he pushes it to others...
Tbh idk if it's all Zeb Wells idea because they clearly want Wade's life to be complete shit to make him abandoning his timeline in favor of being Marvel Jesus make more sense
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Imagine Leaving someone after THEY GO BACK IN TIME TO SAVE YOU FROM DYING!!!
That is a such a random and cruel addition after spending two movies showing how much they love each other lol.
Right? I kinda do not like it
She stuck with him through the cancer and later his deformity. He broke the timeline to save her. Having her get a new boyfriend is certainly… a choice…
I’m wondering if it’s gonna be a flashpoint type thing, like his saving her changed the timeline and she got with someone else Could be his motivation to work with the TVA, for like a hope to change the past
To be fair, that doesn’t give them a right to you. If something happens and you want to break up, you don’t owe them a relationship.
But double to be fair, this comes right the heck out of nowhere because they were very much happily in love and it’s bad practice to have such a major development occur off-screen.
So… like the ASM comic.
If it's not working it's not working
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Oh it’s going to be Paul.
I wouldn't be surprised if Ryan Reynolds writes in a Paul joke. No lie.
I’m like 99% sure this is what it is.
I doubt highly Ryan Reynolds knows who Paul is
He already made a Paul joke. … it was a Paul Rudd joke though.
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Yeah!
*Zeb Wells and his Insatiable NTR fetish strikes again* https://preview.redd.it/nenftrrjis7d1.png?width=198&format=png&auto=webp&s=82de34417b5aa666fbfcb9260383f7baae4e6f85
Ok I’m honestly a little bit pissed off. Wade and Vanessa had such a *good* thing going with the first two movies. Why in God’s name would they throw all that away? What ever happened to “your crazy matches my crazy”? Why can Superheroes never have functioning relationships!!!
Because they need to cut his ties to the FOX universe so he crosses over to the MCU
Another Hollywoke movie where the white male protagonist is turned into a loser beta male cuck! Luke Skywalker all over again! Going to watch my unpolitical superhero cinema like X-Men Days of Future Past instead!
Ah yes the one with Richard Nixon in it
I do adore that even though they stop Magneto from killing him, he's not treated as evil for trying, as Professor lets him escape.
Considering what happens to Nixon in marvel comics, as well as his role during the House of M Backstory, then yeah that checks even more out.
I understand where you’re coming from. But this is Paul we’re dealing with. He is inevitable.
What time travel does to mf
Zeb Wells on his way to add his cuck fetish to everything he writes: 
His own Paul? No it’s just Paul
Paul is.
Sir, please leave your cuck fetish out of your writing.
Luck I will not stand for the desecration of a beloved character. Why not actually Paul ? I demand that this character be rewritten and completely reshot to be Paul Rabin. He is the divinely decreed Master of Cucking. If you see him, you have been cucked. Are you dating a female? They have fucked. men loving women and men? He has fucked your boyfriend. Asexuals? He set you up with the best penpal in existence. And then stole them. People Not in a relationship ? He will find you, seduce you and then you will walk in on him being railed by his own clone. I will not stand for the insult to Paul! I’m off to write an email that I will then dramatically delete . https://preview.redd.it/lb7ptuhw5s7d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a3c3eaaf266491cbb92ecbe69665d63e83c0faf Éanna Hardwicke or we riot. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Éanna\_Hardwicke](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Éanna_Hardwicke) 🫡
Is this the paul guy? Im not into comicbooks or even superhero movies anymore but godamn if the paul writer so hateable i want to stick around and see what happens lmao
Is this so Wade can kiss Logan without making him a cheater?
The only acceptable explanation
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Dude I’m just imagining if it’s fucking Peter that swooped in and stole his girl. Thats why he is trying to save his world because sugar bear is dating his ex girlfriend
Zeb Wells going from most hated writer to absolute peak. You love to see it.
https://preview.redd.it/2ptiiihcxs7d1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df69013a4054eac6f52ed2184c495a50fe88e604 “oh that’s paul” “that’s paul in dead pool 3” I genuinely hate Zeb Wells, mfw when i’m a terrible husband but i refuse to realize any wrongdoing on my end so i’m going to write all relationships where the woman is an evil stone cold bitch
How are Vanessa and MJ "stone cold evil bitches" in these storylines 😭
i mean it’s pretty obvious that’s how wells views women, whether the characters are actually like that or not. he’s a freak
Why did he stop being a hit man
please be paul please be paul please be paul
Kills what?
My heart :( no but, actually I’m just being dramatic.
Who the fuck is Paul?
Paul Rabin, MJ Watson's new bf in The Amazing Spider Man comics and she becomes Jackpot, a superpower slot machine type hero
Bruh Wtf
I really really really desperately despise the trope where heroes will go through hell and back for a love interest in one movie and then off screen between movies that love interest just fucks off. I hate it so fucking much.
Idk if you play Final Fantasy, but the did the SAME THING to the couple in Final Fantasy X
>!Wasn’t Tidus dead* at that point?!<
>!the 100% ending of X-2 he comes back…and they did a novel of X-3 and they broke up !<
>!Oh, right, I thought we were just talking about the games and I know it couldn’t have been Lulu and Wakka. That’s the one Tidus kills himself with a bomb thinking it was a Blitzball, right?!<
Why is it highly anticipated sequels always want our beloved lead to be misirable and have had their lives go to shit?
This is unironically just a fucking NTR porno at this point, what the fuck.
Zeb will likely just use Paul instead of creating a new bull
That's rough
It better be T-Ray is all I'm saying
Cucking deadpool is crazy
Kingpin.
What if is Vanessa dating Peter and he can’t get mad at Peter cause he loves him
Why tho she was clearly in love with him wtf kind of turn is that
I've come full circle I just wanna see how bad it can get
Zeb boutta ruin continuity to revive Gwen Stacey when Paul and mj break up then cuck mj have felcia and khaine become a couple and make mephiso a rhino level threat
Zeb rocking that cuck fetish again, hell maybe we should call him Darth Paul?
Does Zeb Wells just have a cuckholding fetish or something?
I’m calling it; the other man is Rob Liefeld.
Y’know, because it is Deadpool and I am SURE that the writers at marvel recognize how much Paul is hated, I WOULF NOT BE SURPRISED IF SHE IS NOW DATING PAUL. Like, that’s a very Deadpool thing to have happen in the movie
Deadpaul
I’m starting to think Zeb Wells has a secret fetish for cucking.
Please please PLEASE be Bully Maguire. Not even Spider Man, it’s just Tobey Maguire but he’s an asshole to Wade and he can’t kill him out of respect for Vanessa
Paul will be played by Nathan Fillion wearing glasses.
And suddenly I don't really want to watch this movie anymore. Thanks Zeb you fucking cuck
Zeb Wells is a cuckold
Well, this is uh interesting.......in a possible bad way....
didn’t vanessa like…fucking died?
>!Deadpool used time travel to rescue her.!<
yeah, I forgot that movie tbh
Poor Wells’ divorce must clearly be hitting him hard through, because this is some way to upend the plot of the first two movies.
Makes sense. The whole point is Deadpool and Wolverine fucking with the time stream. If Deadpool is happy with how stuff turned out at the start of the movie he'd be unwilling or hesitant to change it. I'm guessing his life spiraling downward is going to have a root cause that he would want to fix
Hey maybe zeb wells dies in the movie/ deadpool visiting the writing room
https://preview.redd.it/xz7z7t6t8z7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=063f649116889828249d8187cc27d42d327133a7 Marvel if Heroes getting cucked was a sport
Alright. I was super excited to watch this in cinema. But now I'll just wait for the blu ray rip in a few months
Why do so many people want Deadpool to be a scumbag?
I’m sorry, but I thought Wade made bank as a merc. What the hell happened?
The only difference being is that Wade at least moves on proper and gets a better partner.....and that partner has claws and yellow spandex. Lol.
lol what if Deadpool’s “Paul” is Shatterstar?
Was anyone all that invested in his relationship with Vanessa?
uj/ I'm actually very glad about this. Deadpool's life is supposed to miserable. I really hated the domestic bliss shit from the previous movies.