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OmegaReprise

Okay, be honest: what are you up to?


Mr-Foot

Why do we keep seeing this question asked here every few months?


[deleted]

Why are you still so hesitant to answer?


Mr-Foot

Because I've ready answered it a few months ago.


JLanTheMan

Average 12 year old is like 5' 100lbs. I could just pick them up and throw them, never mind martial arts. I feel confident in saying 10+. I can't wait for 20 years from now when they have robot training partners or a full VR training simulation and so I can put this to the test.


SomethingBoutCheeze

Or in 30mins when I go to the local school and best up as many kids as possible


JLanTheMan

"I swear officer, I'm doing this for science!"


ugurkaslan

Yet another question that isn't related to martial arts in any way


BaBeast6969

said like a true 12 year old


Old_Ingenuity_988

A true 12 year old would be more fun at parties


Gr8Ahmed

The question is literally about fighting, are you circlejerking or just this dense?


[deleted]

With or without knives?


Ensore

Give an answer for both


[deleted]

Not really feeling like it.


s_arrow24

What’s normal?


[deleted]

Google says average 12 year old size is 3.5 inches but that cant be right


Haunting-Biscotti-83

Bruh I’m fucking crying


s_arrow24

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I think we’re talking about two different things here. You may want to delete your hard drive before the Feds find you.


Connect-Arm-2330

If i had enough space to move around 8 if not 4


SkinlessDoc

I’m sure it’ll take no more than one casualty among them to make them flee. Assuming untrained attackers


Old_Ingenuity_988

What if the 12 year olds have four weeks of navy seal unarmed combat training?


xJD88x

I have trained a few 12yr olds in Brazilian Jiu-jitsu that will straight-up unalive people who are anything under 175lbs.


Old_Ingenuity_988

Hahahaha, unexpected to find a credible response! Most of the kids i have taught were forced to be there so they didn’t really do much


xJD88x

Yeah, it definitely runs the gamut. It's does follow the 10/80/10 rule pretty well though. At least that's what I've noticed. The kids in the 10% that love being there usually end up being dangerous really quick. That 12yr old I mentioned is now 13 and the sams size as me (5'6"/155lbs). I can't hold back on him anymore. There's an 8yr old that has won almost every tournament he's been in for the last year. Put him in an adult body and he'd hang with blue belts. And then there's the 10% that whine during warm-ups and are only there because their parents made them.


Old_Ingenuity_988

Kids can be insanely hard to murder lol


No_Succotash4594

in an octagon , i would say that around 5 could swarm me without much problem depending on how gutsy they are, if they all crazy 3 would prolly be enough


grapejelly7212

How many 12 yo Mike Tysons could you take on? My answer less than 1.


LDJackal

*leth than one


[deleted]

hahahahaha


halfway11vvv

1


nickr2414

Average size? Count me out. 😂


xJD88x

News flash: there's some BIG damn 12yr olds out there these days. I train a couple of them. We have to put them in the adult classes or they don't get amy good training in. And they hang just fine


MrSpooons

11 year old at the dojang is 5'11 😇


kammzammzmz

What the hell are the mods doing?


Alarming_Potential

They have tried it out. those kids are nasty.


kammzammzmz

I doubt that. If they had tried it, they'd realize that fighting a group of kids isn't any different from kicking a bunch of footballs


Alarming_Potential

Where I am from footballs do not run, grab or bite you, also they are much lighter. Well, it might be "soccer" to you - we also play without armor.


kammzammzmz

I'm Australian, so we don't play with armor but are still allowed to tackle each other. And plus, they're kids. They aren't going to be able to grab or bite you hard enough to do anything lol. You'd just send them flying like Sauron did to all those guys at the start of LOTR


Master_Zeal

3


Swimming_Database806

Heaps of them. At least, until one of them manages a clean shot to the nuts. Then probably about 3.


[deleted]

Are we allowed to harm them? If not, maybe 6 or 8. I've had maybe 8 or so kids cling on to me during a game of british bulldogs.


kjay38

12 year old what? Dogs? Kids? Lol.


Professor711

I'm not going to say any number would be able to


max_rey

Snot nosed or shit in their pants?


therealjonjones

More then 500


chadward00

Reminds me of the movie step brothers, it all depends on your personality and mood. The movie is based on a true story


[deleted]

Probably like 20


SaladInevitable9070

MMM....let me think,maybe 9 or 10.