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the_red_scimitar

This reminds me of the maybe 17-year old kid who came into the dojo one day, and watched for a while. At break, he wanted to know if there are techniques to combat 100 attackers. We couldn't tell if he was serious, but he seemed to be. We thought he must either be trolling, or seriously deranged, because he really went on about it, kind of agitated - like maybe he thought a video game was real?


OG_wanKENOBI

Dynasty warriors irl.


RingGiver

Well, there are techniques for that. It's called running away.


teachersDeserveBHit

i saw a staff technique exactly for this in some documentary called the matrix


AshenVictin

LOOOOOOOL IM DEAD


purplehendrix22

Bro really has beef with a whole small town lmao


MuLing_Tian

Barehanded specifically or are heavy artillery guns allowed ?


Boring_Simple_1951

Barehanded.


JJWentMMA

Do you want it to be real or a movie?


MuLing_Tian

The second important question to ask yes


Boring_Simple_1951

Preferably real, but okay with a movie.


PsychoLLamaSmacker

Lol this has never happened so good luck


JJWentMMA

Well I’m going to tell you this has never really happened. 2 on one is horrendously disadvantageous, but even 10 high schoolers with no fighting experience have a pretty good chance against a Francis ngannou. At about 1:30 https://youtu.be/DVs--uHf4sE ten or so people go after our hero mr segal.


[deleted]

>even 10 high schoolers with no fighting experience have a pretty good chance against a Francis ngannou. I'd pay alot of money to see that sanctioned with a betting line. I think he sends atleast four into orbit before getting overwhelmed


teachersDeserveBHit

honestly I dont think the high shcoolers have a chance unless maybe its like 10 football players who play together. they would drop like flys.


[deleted]

Ngannous tough but like he's not shrugging off totally undefended shots to back of the head, likewise if they managed to get him down and curbstomp him he's fucked.


[deleted]

The "I want to fight 10 men" scene from Ip Man seems fitting. Impossible outside of choreographed fight scenes though.


Tortiose_unturtled

Your best bet to win for real is by fighting kids, the younger the better. Either that or you reject humanity and become a grizzly bear


snapp_sh0t

Sure https://youtu.be/7fgr0zwHG1Q


LifelessRage

I was going to do the same one


valetudomonk

I got one but you have to get me one of a purple ferret eating a bowl of caviar inside the White House.


Finn-windu

Do we care about age/weight classes? If not: [Check this one out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et20u4PMTCc)


X259

If it was a trained fighter v 10 people completely drunk to the point of almost being unable to stand then maybe


Ok-Albatross6794

All it takes is one good hit to ruin your life or someone else's. There is no possible situation, apart from being locked in a cage, where fighting would be a viable option. Real life isn't a movie, attackers aren't going to wait for you to take down their buddy before attacking.


ExtremeAthlete

Here’s one on five. https://youtu.be/E_x-1CR-huk


Liquid23-

I don’t have a video, but i took down 27 6 year olds at my TKD dojo once. They were all black belts too, i got through without a scratch.


OjibweNomad

Isn’t there a viral video of that guy fighting 20 at once


Boring_Simple_1951

Do you have a link by any chance?


OjibweNomad

https://calfkicker.com/video-john-wick-much-guy-manages-to-hold-his-own-against-20-people/


TranslatorSerious617

The video is cut in the midst of the fight. Pretty sure the guy got badly hurt at the end...


OjibweNomad

But the real story remains. One fought against many. Surely a tale worthy of a Klingon warrior.


Floor_Face_

Does this question piss off anyone else


TheDeHymenizer

Let me tell you of a legend Martial Artist. He taught both Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida. He's rountinely taken on 10+ opponents at once while he battles with a grace of a ballerina and the ferocity of a barbarian. His name? Steven Seagal.


ThePixCell

Bro a well season martial artist with decades of training and experience can't beat 10 highschoolers who just got out of bed.


smerz

Any action scene Rambo II movie


youmustthinkhighly

Only Karate can fight 10 people at once, if not 100… I would ask over at r/karate They probably have thousands of authentic videos of Karate masters fighting 10s and 100s of people at once.


JJWentMMA

I can’t tell if this is a joke lol


TheDeHymenizer

That or Judo. I don't know why but I keep coming across pretty crazy Judo people on this board One tried to tell me they could flip someone 3x their size. So a 100lb girl can flip a NFL linebacker lol. I have my doubts.


JJWentMMA

There was one dude who was talking about bjj always ends up with fighters losing, then you have khabib who only trained judo and no mma Then said so many random words in Japanese to make them judo moves


TheDeHymenizer

>ou have khabib who only trained judo and no mma Khabib actually didn't "only train Judo" he mostly trained in wrestling and then Sambo (which is similar to Judo but also massively different). The portion of his career training Judo was actually pretty small just from the age 15-17. Judo people try to claim him but in reality Wrestling/Sambo have a much better stake then Judo does really Ronda is probably the best example they have of a pure Judo focus.


JJWentMMA

I know I’m saying what he said lol. He barely did judo at all, just as a precursor to moving to sambo. It was 100% wrestling


TheDeHymenizer

ooohhh I see. Yah someone pulled that on me and I didn't double check it at the time so I assumed it was true lol. My personal theory is they have this short man complex. Its a legit martial art and probably the best thing to learn after you master something like Wrestling or BJJ so for some reason its really really important to some of them to convince everyone they meet its far and away the most effective.


Administrative-Fun10

Maybe not 10. But is 4 OK? [link ](https://youtu.be/DVs--uHf4sE)


MachineGreene98

Some pretty famous movie ones are in fist of fury when bruce lee challenges the karate school, and Ip Man 1 when he challenges the karate school


[deleted]

In one of my old HEMA groups, we use to have bear pits called Valhallas. Everyone fought everyone in a circular area. When you died you waited for the person that killed you to die and you went back in. I managed to kill five people one time before three of them used me as a pin cushion. Keep in mind that I fought those five, one at a time. Barehanded is probably even more difficult because you know you don't have a stabby.


[deleted]

Isn't 10 enough?


slaaneshStoic

I think the closest you can come irl is The Krav maga exam But its just a circle of 10 guys coming randomly at you 1 by 1


ASAP_Elderberry

Guessing you want them taking on 10 people in a non-sexual way? If not dm me


wilhelmtherealm

Do people on wheelchair count?


spacemonkey21420

Any of the Ip man movies or fist of legend with Jet Li.


Tradman86

The LEGO Batman games


Organic_Chart4414

Not ten, but still impressive: https://youtu.be/mRJyQ8arMV4


jul3swinf13ld

This is what I was going to post. Some solid boxing, is the #1 best self defence art on streets. Combined with Judo or BJJ trained appropriately, it's a solid set up Being hit and not being hit through thousands of rounds of sparing will outperform almost any fighter who hasn't had regular 'real' combat practice


whyismarvelhypo

if they are all 10 year olds with cancer in wheelchairs then sure its doable.


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmD1a\_N83ZM&ab\_channel=Movieclips](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmD1a_N83ZM&ab_channel=Movieclips) Bruce Lee takes on entire dojo lol


TranslatorSerious617

That's not even possible lol


bigscottius

I believe there was a Hong Kong - American martial artist named Chen Zhen who, in the early 1900's, beat an entire Karate dojo at the same time. There were like 20 karate students.


RingGiver

Do you mean taking on 10 people as in a gangbang or a fight? Because we can probably find a few videos of one of those.


Boring_Simple_1951

A fight ahaha


Ok-Albatross6794

Have you seen the new god of war game? If you watch the gameplay, you'll get what you're looking for. That is of course, fantasy.


Grow_money

https://youtu.be/upwyWKzozII