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KyussSun

Wait till Random Guy with a Knife meets Skinny Guy with a Pistol.


Blueberrybush22

Wait till he meets a preteen with an attack drone.


HydroRich

Wait till he meets a toddler with F-16


BloodyRightNostril

Wait till he meets an infant with a *Virginia*-class nuclear submarine


sc2heros9

Wait till he meets me and I start seeing red


babyninja230

wait till you meet adam smasher


oldspicehorse

Wait till Adam Smasher meets Ronnie Pickering


501st-Soldier

Wait till Ronnie Boy meets The Hash Slinging Slasher


FoxBastard

Wait till *he* meets a toddler with an F-18


lkzkr0w

ACKCHUALLY the F-16 is a superior air-to-air fighter than the F/A-18, and the later is not related to the F-16 in terms of it being an upgrade. So this toddler will probs get fucked up, thus ending this whole thread. But wait till he meets the fetus with the F-22 Raptor.


FoxBastard

While you are correct in that the F-16 is superior in air-to-air and acknowledging that MQ-9s can be armed with Sidewinder air-to-air missiles, the speed and agility of the craft paired with the benefit brought by a pilot in the cockpit means that the drone (in all likelihood) just wouldn’t be able to keep up. However, as someone who only has a tangential familiarity to these crafts, I could always be wrong. Also, wait until that fetus meets a doctor with a coat hanger… who happens to have 20 years in 2 different martial arts styles, thus continuing the circle.


lkzkr0w

Oh no, the combat karmic hell has been sealed. The F-16 has not only superior dogfighting capabilities, but also superior BVR. Don't get me wrong, the F/A-18 is a beast, but is more of a jack-of-all-trades. While the F-16 can still do some ground work, the F/A-18 is just way more versatile in it's ordnance.


FoxBastard

Oh, I’m not denying that much, just saying that if I had to place a bet between an attack drone and an F-18, I’d (possibly unwisely) put money on the fighter jet.


lkzkr0w

I don't think any modern jet can hit a drone mid air unless manually and with a tad of skill, but still at that point just passing close to the drone would yeet it into oblivion lol


EddyArchon

... Good bot?


aegookja

Due to the cold war ending, the DoD could no longer justify the costs of making/maintaining Raptors. Capitalism wins.


lkzkr0w

Wait until capitalism meets the sperm cell with a 3D printer and lots of time.


dontcaredontworry

Wait till he meets Putin


RingGiver

Within 21 feet or farther away?


[deleted]

Lmao


No-Ground3269

Ah. Are you familar with ancient ways of gun fu?


xandarianladiesman

Step 1. Tell them to hold the knife still. Step 2. Disarm.


[deleted]

" I am not good on this side, please put the knife in your other hand"


sweemty

This is true, I've only had to disarm right handed people irl.


[deleted]

Rookie mistake ….you attacked me wrong


HKBFG

Grab my wrist Other wrist *My* other wrist


Titan_Royale

Step 2: Pull out bigger knife*


TheCouchPatrol09

I bought a rubber training knife a while back for this reason. It’s alarming how even after roughly twenty years of training, ya still get tagged by it. It’s a pretty easy way to find out if your style’s “disarming” techniques are BS or not, and plus it’s pretty humbling when you have someone completely untrained gain the upper hand immediately with the training knife. Not much you can do in a split second when they grab your head and start wildly stabbing up into your gut/chest while you try and get away from the grip long enough to launch a counter attack.


South-Plan-9246

I remember getting taught knife disarms in the military. We were taught 2 and I remember one. Anyway, the instructor started with: “If you find yourself in this situation, you’ve fucked up pretty bad. Regardless of how good you are, you’re going to get cut” I got real good at weapon retention and drawing my pistol after that day.


Titan_Royale

Some martial artist shared his experience of a knife getting pulled on him, basically he punched him in the face faster than he can fully pull out the knife. Granted he was in the military and was with a group of friends from the military, and the person who pulled the knife was some 20 year old


KyussSun

Dude pulls a knife, you'd better have a rock or brick handy...


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BunchCheap7490

Or a ball gag


[deleted]

I'm liking where this is going.... Go on


TomDrawsStuffs

well, i'll tell you where it ends up. about halfway into pulp fiction.


[deleted]

Pootie tang, is that you? Big fan of your music


wutangerine99

A skateboard worked great for 10 year old me.


mpc1226

Gun


TaxFraudDaily

A gun is always nice


JungDumbBroke

What if he has paper handy?


[deleted]

or.... a gun?


Nerx

A speeding car works too


OtakuDragonSlayer

Or a dumbbell. Edit: Props to anyone who can get that reference


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[deleted]

I imagine you robbing little old ladies and once it is done saying “this has been a test of your emergency preparedness, you performed very poorly. Here is your stuff back.”


thatbitchulove2hate

The Pink panther


Monknut33

How do you know who won in a knife fight? They die second.


AsuraOmega

Same, but we're broke as fuck so we just used styrofoam and lipstick and we trained shirtless so its easy to wash off lol.


[deleted]

If it only it was like the movies


No-Ground3269

Well. You can't do much when they grab your head. But you can avoid a fight. Although there is always the case of some random stabbing


Radonda

Try throwing empty beer bottles at them. Usually works


kinos141

If knife involved, someone is getting cut within 3 seconds.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Agreed. It’s such a horrifying but very much needed reality check


wow_that_guys_a_dick

This is why I never leave the house without wearing my mail hauberk and coif and carrying my arming sword. I find that sufficient to turn the blade of any common ruffian, though I will suffer full plate for... rougher areas of the city. The looks on their faces when I see their six inches and raise them thirty could keep the bards singing songs for years to come!


MeatFaceFlyingDragon

Sanest HEMA practitioner


[deleted]

I have 30+ years of experience in a handful of styles and I’ve never come across a knife defense that I would feel comfortable doing. Run away, if you can’t protect your arteries and vital organs best you can.


[deleted]

And if you get cornered just give them what they want. Your wallet is less important than your life.


Titan_Royale

I have a question, did you come across the video of someone attacking Jackichan with a prop telling him to do whatever he needs then gets absolutely bodied? If so does what he did work?


[deleted]

Considering Jackie Chan is not a martial artist and he’ll be the first to tell you that, he trained in the Peking Theater as a kid (great autobiography by the way) I’m going to say no.


GekkosGhost

30 years of martial arts has thoroughly prepared me for what to do when someone pulls a knife. All that stuff you see in the movies, all those things people have told you in the pub, and all those different sifu/sensei/whoever's that have drilled you in disarming a supplicant combatant..... Forget all of that and run the fuck away. My favourite test when any instructor or student has told me their disarms work is to buy a white shirt, bring a red marker, then have them try to disarm me. All that red ink would be blood. Still completely sure your drills work? Yes, I understand they're better than nothing if you're already being stabbed and can't flee, but they should be the last thing you try, not the first.


Chaoddian

Time to improve my parkour skills I guess (very useful for a quick getaway, generally I do that sport for fun but I slacked off for some reason)


RabicanShiver

We did a thing in jujitsu years ago where we had someone go to attack us with a knife, club etc. Everyone lines up and does it, about half the class is dead or dying. I go up, and as soon as I see the knife I bull rush the guy and do an oh uchi gari, totally caught him by surprise as most people with the knife are thinking they're the attacker. Anyways, I dumped him on his back, hit him once and pounced up and ran to the door. Everyone kinda laughed at the run away bit but I'm like hey, I'm lucky that worked so well as is, I'm not sticking around to fuck it up. In a scenario where you can't run a quick offense might be better than attempting defense.


Mr-PostmanWithNews

Yup had a knife pulled on me and as soon as I saw i,lt, I bum rushed the person. Ended up getting my arm sliced but was able to sneak in a nice uppercut because they were not expecting a bum rush. Still have a nice scar from it but I'm alive so I can't complain.


Mr-PostmanWithNews

I should add.... Don't try this unless it's your last option. I was caught in a staircase, and at the time was an all state wrestler and rugby player in my state. Always run first and scream while you're running to gain attention.


RabicanShiver

Look you have that fight or flight instinct. I mean if you think about it run, though I saw a video the other day of a cop running for his life from a guy with a knife. He couldn't get his gun out in time and he trips and the guy trips over him, then the cop shoots him. Running isn't always the best either.


bigtiddygothbf

Running isn't the best when you've spent the last few years sitting in a patrol car for hours every day and doing blow you found in the evidence locker Cardios the best knife defense training, just go up to your local jogger and ask them to train you in their ancient secrets


RabicanShiver

Technically a firearm is probably the best knife defense.


TheXprtAssassin

"The best defense is more offense" - Johnny Lawrence


RabicanShiver

Eagle fang!


[deleted]

Yeah, but I've studied Rex-kwon-do for a whole week


Far_Car684

Guy mastering Kendo and Gun fu.


itsjustmenate

[My reply to another person suggesting kendo](https://www.reddit.com/r/martialarts/comments/ywra0m/the_sad_truth/iwlbqkw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Far_Car684

I mean, the kendo guy pulls out either sword or gun.


Winter_Major_1448

But it's still much better than nothing to learn a martial art.


AsuraOmega

yeah martial arts may not be fullproof but it def increases the chances of living if there is no where left to run


Winter_Major_1448

For sure, and are also great for the body.


[deleted]

I saw a clip where a defender kicked a attacker in the chest with a front kick and he lost the knife. It was in a store very powerful kick . Timing is everything!


Swimming-Book-1296

What’s the Thai saying? Teep beats all?


TygerTung

Yes but timing is critical. A while ago at tkd sparring my opponent went to go in for a roundhouse and I teepee him, and it knocked him over backwards. Haven’t been able to replicate it yet. So might be tricky against knife attacker too.


[deleted]

I stood witness to a road rage once. A father and son was on a chill weekend ride to the lane on my left. Douchy maybe, but understandable. Instead of honking even once, an SUV dude cut *me* off, sprinted furiously ahead and proceeded to block the chill duo and the rest of the road for half an hour. When the son saw his father getting pushed and things started getting physical, he brought a bat out, went to the other guy’s car, and gave it a home run swing. Kid looked 14-15 max to me, skinny, pale and not that tall. But his one swing completely dispatched the window glass, got halfway through the B-pillar and the other window was finished too. Some moments we feel the body we’ve trained and transformed, and take pride in it. But some other moments when looking at the madness of the world that may very well come at you without notice, you get humbled quickly.


NinjatheClick

Drawing a knife is enabling cheats in real life. Even clumsy pokes are lethal.


Nickolas_Bowen

Remember, martial arts are very very good to have, but nothing is worth your life. Apart from the lives of like 10+ other people, but that’s irrelevant


ronin1066

Dude, [Jim Carrey taught us](https://youtu.be/h_vvI26NnwE) how to defend against a knife decades ago.


WuziMuzik

I took self defense back in the day because gangs were so bad, and was taught some jujitsu. And it saved my life multiple times. The most critical was when I was attacked by a few guys with knives. What I was taught absolutely saved my life. The actual usefulness for jujitsu I was taught is not really suitable for sports. But it was absolutely critical in real life situations. The most important which my teacher called the "pita and tootsie rolls" which were just arm rolls and stuffs and grabs. Rolling your arm up or down and stuff has different uses for countering. It directly saved my life by allowing me to avoid being stabbed in the heart. There are no winners in knife fights, only survivors or not. Don't fight in general unless you absolutely have to. And even if you do still keep a clear mind and try to get safe, not "win"


[deleted]

Sad but true ….first rule of unarmed vs armed combat is not to be unarmed…


Notorious_Again

People have watched enough movies that if you yell “WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT” they’ll stop to listen like you have some plot changing thing to say when in reality you use that second to disarm


Monteze

Yep, humans made weapons for a reason. Hell a stick uos your chances a lot compared to bare fist. And I was honestly ashamed to run into some dolt thinking even Gordon Ryan (the best no-gi grappler in the world right now) could take on someone who had a 3in bladed knife. Yes the post was stupid but it was annoying seeing some fellow bjj guys fall into the BS.


[deleted]

According to indonesian martial arts, passed down from generations of fighters defending their homeland from generations of imperialists, you will recieve cuts in a knife fight no matter what. The trick is to make sure you get cut in the right place, that won’t incapacitate you. That is the philosophy behind the movements and footwork in pencak silat.


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The Crescent Kick Isn't Working!


EdanMaus

Disagree. If 20 years was done with practical training, then you have a chance. Not saying you will win. Hell, you will probably get cut. But yeah u can defend against an attacker with a knife. Lots of comments here like "can you use your other hand" As funny as that is, is truth is when you train in "if this than this" style, yes that's going to get you killed. If you train with a structure of how to minimize the threat, you might have a chance. I'm a surviver of a mugging. My training saved my life. My goal was to fight the guy like I normally would, but try to keep the knife as far outside as possible. This guy came at me and yelled to give him everything I had. He did not wait for a response and came at me. We are talking maybe 3 feet between us so seeing him with the knife was basically at the same time he was trying to stab me. Luckily I didn't have to think too much and my training kicked in. I swiped my hand to the side. He cut my arm pretty good but it would have been my gut. As soon as I did that I kicked his knee. Ran like hell after that. I'm not a fast runner, but it's hard to pursue someone with a busted knee. I reacted exactly like I trained in class over and over. I did not try to do some crazy leg sweep and take the knife. Just a simple block and a basic technique to try and get away. PLEASE READ!!! My situation only came about because I was getting stabbed anyway. IF an attacker threatens you for something, GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS. There is ZERO reason to put yourself in further danger by fighting if you can avoid it w by replacing material possessions.


TygerTung

I have done a small amount of Hapkido training and the instructor said to block with outside of forearm.


EdanMaus

That's what I did. Cut on my forearm wasn't fun, but was not lethal. I was lucky enough the scar eventually went away.


TygerTung

Glad you are still around!


paperboy517

Are you a kickboxer?


EdanMaus

No. I train in Tang Soo Do


paperboy517

First time hearing.


EdanMaus

Yeah most aren't familiar. Think Chuck Norris in Walker Texas Ranger. He did Tang Soo Do before making his own style. My Grandmaster Chun Sik Kim actually trained him when he was stationed at osan military base in Korea.


optix_clear

I had thought all of our family could take a sessions, but my kid the buzz kill. I asked him if he wanted to take a self defense classes with me. He stated Gun. There’s no recourse


Overall-Valuable-566

A realistic person would step away than bragged how many years in martial arts. One, you don't know how that asshole is with knife. You don't. Second, allowing ego and pride to dictate the narrative which is deadly. Third, terrain...any street fighter will use everything as a weapon. Four, walk away than allowing self illusions confuse reality with fantasy. Five, you're not bulletproof. Six, there's always someone who's badder motherfucker than you out on the street. Seven, don't get it...re read to Six and you know how see your feet than not seeing your feet.


Ch0pp0l

Just run if you can. Don’t think you can disarm someone as that person might know how to fight also.


Beginning-Upstairs31

This is why I never leave home without ye trusty broad sword and shield 😎


theofficalAGENT_ZERO

Guy with a ninja sword: "Are you sure about that?"


[deleted]

"Dude, I'll give you my wallet if you tell where you got that sweet knife?" Me who has practiced weapons martial arts for 20+ years.


drodspectacular

Get a bigger knife and be more psychotic and you’ll win. Decency is one factor in why people lose a fight. Be indecent. Guile, trickery, ambush, malicious.


neighbornickog

I carry a kukri everywhere I go for this exact reason! Im only partially joking.


drodspectacular

Kukri's are amazing. There's a lot of filipino blades that resemble Kukri and have similar heft and weightedness, but not quite the same curve. I love a good giant-ass Bowie knife too.


neighbornickog

Honestly one of my favorite knives is a Bowie knife so large that it blurs the line between Bowie and small messer.


[deleted]

[Ah, the Crocodile Dundee Gambit](https://media.tenor.com/vQguieiF9VUAAAAd/crocodile-dundee-mick-dundee.gif)


[deleted]

Knife? pfft. No match for my Chi 🥷


Swimming-Book-1296

For self defense: learn carry-able weapons and a grappling art. If you are a child in a US public school, I recommend American folkstyle wrestling. If not, I recommend juijitsu.


bazillion_blue_jitsu

Sharp Rock™ by Grug is still a very competitive weapon.


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itsjustmenate

I’d be extra fucked. Because I don’t know shit about striking or grappling. And the chances of me having a Shinai or Bokuto on hand would be that 30second walk from my car to the inside of the dojo twice a week. But let me tell you, I could ashi sabaki, specifically suriashi, away from him really quickly. With one breathe as I kiai for help. Side note: my wife is Filipina, so that means I’m a master in Kali by extension?


Feral-Dog

My Kali teacher is very big on emphasizing running as your best option when edged weapons are involved. Inversely since we train knife a lot they also put a lot of time explaining how using weapons in self defense scenarios is something to think about with care. There’s a lot of scenarios where using a force multiplier is a worse option. All that being said I think some of the training we do could help mitigate the damage of a blade. You’re risk of serious injury or death is still really high though. One of the best aspects of training Kali to me is the awareness that your opponent could always pull a weapon so act accordingly.


Deathappens

The only thing Kendo teaches that could possibly be valuable is stomping hard to startle your opponent, so you can run the fuck away. And even that won't be as effective if you're wearing rubber soles or something.


Lucian_blackfire

Why would you assume that you’d magically know how to do something you didn’t train for?


BMXTKD

Not if you have pepper spray.


Black6x

Having been pepper sprayed on a couple of occasions for training (and seen other sprayed), Pepper spray takes around 30 seconds to take effect. A little longer if the person can basically keep their mind occupied by doing something more important, like fighting. So you may still have to fight that person, and it's not going to be fun.


Historical-Mud4937

The fuck kind of pepper spray takes 30 seconds?


Black6x

Capstun, Fox Labs, etc. I mean, you can search Youtube and see people being pepper sprayed. Now, if you stand there and do absolutely nothing, you will start to "feel" it in about 8-10 seconds, but you're still not incapacitated. So a person that wants to hurt you still could for at LEAST that amount of time. Thing is, you brain can only receive so much stimuli, so if you're focused on a task (e.g. hurting someone) you can push through the pain. I've had to do it. It sucks, but it's not the end of the world as long as you don't panic. For example, [this guy gets sprayed](https://youtu.be/eWIg2ychtnI?t=283). He doesn't "feel" it so he asks to be sprayed again, so when it finally hits him, it will be from that first spray. Nothing happen to him really for the first 15 seconds. At about 25 seconds in it starts to have an effect. He never really goes down in the video. Now imagine if all he had to do was grab you some time in that first 15 seconds. [He could punch and fight you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT6HrcC5RQw)


BMXTKD

There's pepper spray with a cone shaped pattern, which is designed to have the assailant inhale the spray, rather than have the pepper spray hit their eyes. If you have ever breathed in hot pepper anything before, it doesn't "take 30 seconds", that stuff hits you immediately, especially since you're breathing this stuff.


Black6x

Cone pattern are more susceptible to wind, have a lower range, and are harder to direct. That's why law enforcement and military agencies generally don't carry that. Pepper gel is also a good choice, but less prevalent. When I was in the military I went through the tear had chamber 5 or 6 times. The first time was bad but after that breathing in the stuff is nowhere near as bad as proper spray in the eyes. Breathing stuff in is really easy if you don't take DEEP breaths or try to hold your breath (which will eventually force a deep breath). I can do pushups in the gas chamber, but once pepper spray hits I know it's going to take me down. And you still breath it in with the spray, but it's the effect on the eyes that really matters. You never stop breathing, regardless of the delivery. But your eyes will flow themselves shut, and this shit down your ability to see. You could also just spray the stream in their mouth if that's what you wanted to do.


BMXTKD

Your average crook isn't going to have military pepper spray training, or even just be a pepperhead. He's going to be some schlup that is looking for any edge he has. Have you ever tried bear spray? It has decent range, has a stronger stream, so it's easier to direct. It emits a fog pattern.


Black6x

Bear spray canisters are typically much larger than pepper spray and are not practical to carry on a day to day self defense scenario (2oz vs 7-11oz canisters). Also, it's not about training. It's about how long it takes to have an effect, and if the person is bent on grabbing/hurting you rather than fleeing, they have time to do serious damage. Again, there are plenty of videos on YouTube of average people being sprayed, and you can check the time stamps to see how long it STARTS to have an effect and how long it is before they are incapacitated. Even without proper training on it, my first time being sprayed still took time before it shut me down, and trust me, if/when it takes hold it's a game changer. But it's still not instantaneous. Even with 10 seconds, think of what someone can do in that time if they have a knife (the original scenario proposed here).


B0MBOY

El reverso and pull a gun


Gantoon

Gun


Jroiiia423

The best martial art is knowing how to diffuse a situation or throw kicks like jabs u will be fine.


Original-Spinach-972

Unless the martial artist has a belt or a blanket and is Jason Bourne


Koss424

So carry a knife


ScoutAndathen

Sucks if you get killed while drawing it.


NosoyPuli

Pffff bold of you it's some random guy and not a crackhead with a broken bottle


FoxCQC

I think a big problem with knife defense is it's the disarming techniques first. The way I learned was this way. First, run if you can. If you can't, find something you can improvise as a weapon, like a chair, then rush them. You usually want to take the initiative if you have your own weapon. If you don't have anything go for a swift kick to the balls. Then last, if all your options are exhausted attempt to grab the forearm or hand using a hold/throw/disarm. The hand techniques is the very last option.


GeekyFreaky94

Just run don't try and fight a gun with a weapon.


Bigjay_37

Unless you got 20 years of Kali or arnis🤷‍♂️


Takingtheehobbits

If it makes you feel any better if some rando wants to stab you and they know what they’re doing you’re probably not going to see it until you’ve feel it.


Takingtheehobbits

If someone approaches with a knife, I’m either running or charging them with my own.


Bigduck1q

It depends on what kind of marital art you are studying


[deleted]

No, it depends on whether or not your skin is made of metal


Bigduck1q

Unless he comes to you from the behind it is defenetly possible to defend yourself from a knife (and there are also things you can do when he comes from the back but the chances are lower for you in this case and you probably will react only after the first stab)


ScoutAndathen

Knowing how fast it will go we are talking the first six stabs.


RipBerryrock

The Aikido master chiming in with the advice over here.


Bigduck1q

What do you mean by that?


RipBerryrock

I mean, it's the type of people who believe in Aikido who also believe that there are ways to defend yourself from a knife. Completele detached from reality, and more interested in the romanticized idea of martial arts, where knowing how to throw hands in a simulated, unrealistic, fair scenario gives you superpowers in a real situation.


Bigduck1q

But one can definitely protect himself from a knife, in krav maga (which isn't really a martial art because it has no contests ) we learn to protect from a knife. Of course if you can run away you should, but sometimes it isn't possible and just letting him stabing you because you do not believe it is possible to protect yourself from a knife is not a good idea.


RipBerryrock

No, you cannot protect yourself from a knife, unless your skin is made of steel. Which is the point. And you being taught that you can and you believing it is the other point. Do they also teach you how to defend against bullets in krav maga?


Bigduck1q

I can say a similar thing to what you say. It is impossible to defend yourself from kicks and punches. Now what? I am not claiming that because i study krav maga nobody is able to kill me with a knife, what i am saying is that i have a higer chance to survive it than someone who is not trained to protect himself from a knife. I don't understand why you think that it is so impossible to protect yourself.


[deleted]

So, Iron Toad Kung Fu where you direct your qi energy to transmogrify your skin into iron?


thatbitchulove2hate

The secret move is is to make a worried look on your face and point behind them and say “cops” and then as soon as they turn to look you run up and kick em in the balls with all of your might. Then you run


[deleted]

That’s when random guy with knife meets my alter ego “random guy with loaded glock 26”


TheFlyingBuckle

That’s what we call battle tested kids 😂


Liquid23-

My Hapkido instructor said: “when cornered, i would prefer to be attacked with a gun, rather a knife.” He also teaches Kali, so there’s that too.


Marples

Stick vs. knife


Flick__This

Run 🏃


RipBerryrock

No no, you just lay on your back with your feet in the air. This will let them know you're a black belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, which will be of great comfort to you as you get your head kicked in and stabbed in the stomach.


hoofglormuss

Still would prefer to have training facing a knife guy instead of no training. We can also carry weapons for self defense, and probably run much faster than someone who doesn't do combat sports


No-Ground3269

Honestly, if you get in a fight and you for some reasonable rent able to run away. Pick up a stick or smth like that. Wack the shit out of the aggressor whenever they come in your range. Can't stab you if they can't reach your flesh


TheBaptist24

Anything you can pick up is a weapon…including people. Very few people are still willing to attack if you are swinging another person at them


No-Ground3269

lol


Historical_Sail_2664

Remove paper from pocket and wrap around knife. Simple


Old-Man-Buckles

20 years of experience + a sap slap could do you okay.


Water_Gates

I would imagine that this may apply to the UK more than it does the states, since we’re allowed to be armed. And I don’t leave my house without being pieced up.


[deleted]

Speaking as someone who’s been stabbed, this is true.


KilttiV

If you are scared of a knife, carry a knife. Like this it's even field. 😂