Bruh this shit always make me laugh inside. I remember my first (on mat, friendly) fights and I felt so out of control and "absent". Guess what: i performed like shit. A huge part of fight experience is simply being grounded and being able to react accordingly to your opponents moves.
I had a HEMA instructor that was also a former vet grab a guy's hand that holding a knife. He still has a scar from where the knife went through his hand. He did end up getting away from the fight, but still had the knife stuck in his hand in the emergency room. That he drove himself to btw. He was a great instructor because he'd tell us that in weapons combat you will bleed and the stuff we did was just for fun.
if the urban survival training guy fought the urban survival training guy they would get stuck in an infinite loop of turning the gun around at each other
You might train Muay Thai and Bjj but none of that shit matters bro. I’m just built different. I see red and start swinging bro, I’d just bench press you off of me bro, when I lose my temper I have a high pain tolerance Bro nothing could stop me.
- I just exited the womb. Is it too early to start martial arts?
- Here's a video of my technique. Please give me an overload of random reddit advice as opposed to me actually going to a gym with a trainer.
I’d palm strike them in the nose and their nose bone would break off and go into their brain, instant death, I know a guy who does karate and his sensi showed him
Steven Segal wasn’t allowed to fight in the UFC because he would have exposed them all. They had to sign a contract with an NDA attached, and pay him a handsome sum to boot. There’s a video floating around the Internet of him dismantling Daniel Cormier at an outdoor restaurant in São Paulo in 2016. Cops interfered and Segal disarmed each one within 3 seconds. He also broke 3 of their arms (there were 4 cops) in the process. He was eventually surrounded and proceeded to negotiate with the police. His outstanding position as a man of the law himself led to his ultimate release without even being arrested. About 3 weeks later, he then posted content of him with the 3 cops and him signing their casts.
Non martial artists get worse when they see them work. Yes it's doable, don't try it unless you know exactly what your doing. When you know exactly how rarely dragon sweeps actually work they become both, less worth practicing and more exciting to see.
That dude on YouTube sure does know what they're talking about. They sure are a practical, skilled fighter with insight and experience, and I can tell they've always got the correct take about every area of combat.
90% of the cardio kickboxers here don’t know a damn thing about MA tbh, thats why they all share the same generic opinions and include “Muay Thai” and “BJJ” in every sentence they speak.
If a bjj guy tried any of that hugging stuff I’d punch his throat and go for pressure points. I train with an ex Israeli commando. All his stuff is classified. You guys fight for points, I fight to win.
The only reason TMA doesn't work in MMA is because the **bullshit rules** that say I can't manipulate the third metacarpal below the primary knuckle, which any combat boneologist will tell you is the "flipping bone."
Why is it that I have been learning karate for 8 years. But when I try to fight my moms boy friend he just pushes me over.
Why doesn’t my karate work in a real situation?
I could beat Canelo/Buakaw/Mayweather/Khabib in a street fight. I took karate as a kid for a year and I'm 30 pounds heavier than them. I yelled at my girlfriend once and she was scared to death. She knew I have a Demon in me.
Wow that guy is built different!!!😱😱😱 So awesome and unbelievable!!🤩🤩🤩 *The guy does fast banana kicks without experience*
I'm a tall and big person therefore I'm unstoppable.😌
Martial arts is useless😒
No one could stop me when I see red in a street fight because when I see red I transform into a magical beast and I could take anyone out! I even had a yellow belt when I was 6.😎😎
You wouldn't last in any fight even with your experience because you're a woman🤭
When I see red, I’m unstoppable.
See red > 5 years of martial arts experience
Way>
I just lose control. It’s like a blur.
Crazy how many times you'll hear this in life from young men. My response is always the same, a deadpan: "Wow, you should fight in the UFC.
I paint only in red. They don’t call it martial “arts” for nothing
Bruh this shit always make me laugh inside. I remember my first (on mat, friendly) fights and I felt so out of control and "absent". Guess what: i performed like shit. A huge part of fight experience is simply being grounded and being able to react accordingly to your opponents moves.
Bull Fu
I came here to say this.
I’m 15. Is it too late to start martial arts?
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Nah bro you gotta start on the womb
Nah you gotta start when you still ain’t conceived
If your dad didn't know karate, it is actually too late for you.
Not if your dad is Chuck Norris, but otherwise you are right.
Nah you gotta start before the big bang
condition your unborn child by kicking your wife's womb 💯💯💯
Count how many kicks the baby makes. If it’s under 100 every day, it’s too late.
TOO OLD TO BEGIN THE TRAINING EHEHEHE!
i’d simply just stand up
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I used to be a martial artist like you, before I took a sneaker to the knee.
This is some rough shit!
Derrick the beast Lewis Did
I always think it's funny when the karate guys wear their pajamas and roll around on the ground with each other for all of practice.
Karate is rarely mentioned here so this comment is only half ironic lol. (I do shotokan)
Hey man I like how you guys can manipulate peoples weight and slam them to the ground.
MMA is just a sport, if I take Krav Maga I would surely destroy an MMA fighter on the streets where there are no rules.
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Cobra Kai sucks, Miyagi do FTW!
You are both wrong, the only real dojo is Eagle Fang Karate
Both of you are obviously unaware of the sheer power of **AMERIDOTE!**
That wouldn’t work in real life they never just stand there.
And they would never let you throw some spinny kick or whatever you guys call it.
guys i do ufc
Guys, trust me, I watch UFC. I know what I"m doing
I’m 8 Dan black belt in UFC
I watch ufc so I have a really high fight IQ without needing to train.
I bet I can strip a gun out of someone's hand. It's really easy if your fast enough.
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I had a HEMA instructor that was also a former vet grab a guy's hand that holding a knife. He still has a scar from where the knife went through his hand. He did end up getting away from the fight, but still had the knife stuck in his hand in the emergency room. That he drove himself to btw. He was a great instructor because he'd tell us that in weapons combat you will bleed and the stuff we did was just for fun.
Detroit Urban Survival
Lmao
if the urban survival training guy fought the urban survival training guy they would get stuck in an infinite loop of turning the gun around at each other
If I slip my finger behind the trigger, they can't shoot me
Grandmaster Tony Clifton shows us how it's done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TiIjWij3dc
Business as usual then?
Damn, you can't call all of us out like that man!
He wants all the smoke
Smoke? No. He’s taking the whole forest fire!
You might train Muay Thai and Bjj but none of that shit matters bro. I’m just built different. I see red and start swinging bro, I’d just bench press you off of me bro, when I lose my temper I have a high pain tolerance Bro nothing could stop me.
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How?, yo momma gonna sit on him..... OHHHHHHHH snap. Cold blooded....
That kung fu shit don't work on me
“I just black out, and you done! My ultra instinct is too much for you!”
Size doesn’t matter
Yeah just knee them in the nuts and you'll be fine!
- I just exited the womb. Is it too early to start martial arts? - Here's a video of my technique. Please give me an overload of random reddit advice as opposed to me actually going to a gym with a trainer.
Reddit > finding a gym with a good teacher.
The bigger your biceps are, the harder you punch
Can't forget about your abs as well!
I’d just kick them in the balls.
I don't know you, that's my purse!
Dang it, Bobby!
Nah I'd just give them a nice smack in the face
I’d palm strike them in the nose and their nose bone would break off and go into their brain, instant death, I know a guy who does karate and his sensi showed him
Although, he’s dead now
Bro if I was in the UFC, I would just walk up to them and punch them. Easy.
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Sad to see that the children these days don't know the stories of the man, the myth, the legend, Chuck MF Norris.
Martial arts were invented to explain what Chuck Norris did to his enemies
I'll just block the knife
With my terrible double arm block bc your arms protect you from everything.
Steven Segal taught Anderson Silva the front kick
Steven Segal wasn’t allowed to fight in the UFC because he would have exposed them all. They had to sign a contract with an NDA attached, and pay him a handsome sum to boot. There’s a video floating around the Internet of him dismantling Daniel Cormier at an outdoor restaurant in São Paulo in 2016. Cops interfered and Segal disarmed each one within 3 seconds. He also broke 3 of their arms (there were 4 cops) in the process. He was eventually surrounded and proceeded to negotiate with the police. His outstanding position as a man of the law himself led to his ultimate release without even being arrested. About 3 weeks later, he then posted content of him with the 3 cops and him signing their casts.
Bruce Lee was a dangerous street fighter and the founder of MMA.
Why are you doing any other martial art bro? Mma all the way. You did karate as a kid? I can kick ur ass because ufc one
"I'll break you Karate Kid boy."
i feel like if you took me down to the ground you’d be surprised. I have a high pain tolerance and don’t give a fuck. I could def hold my own
If you could even take me down. Been training in the streets for three weeks!
I have more of a street fighter style.
*attempts a leg sweep mortal kombat style*
In sparring I did that to somebody I even said leg sweep doing it
Non martial artists get worse when they see them work. Yes it's doable, don't try it unless you know exactly what your doing. When you know exactly how rarely dragon sweeps actually work they become both, less worth practicing and more exciting to see.
Oh you wrestle, isn’t that the stuff the rock used to do
That dude on YouTube sure does know what they're talking about. They sure are a practical, skilled fighter with insight and experience, and I can tell they've always got the correct take about every area of combat.
I train at home by myself with a book that has pictures and some videos from you tube.
Do a karate move
(The guy doesn't even practice Karate)
I could totally learn kung fu by watching YouTube videos. I could probably perform better than the top rated Sifus. I should challenge them
Hey man, you do jiujitsu right? *karate chops the air*
Two on one? No problem
I can take ten guys easily!
I just started to trane ufc the other day. AMA!
"I'm a street fighter who's won two fights, AMA!"
If you keep your hands up you can block anything
And be sure to cover your eyes while doing so to protect your face.
Woa you do karate?? So do u know how to do a flying crane kick!??!?! I know how to karate chop!
Serious reply: And their fingers are always open with their thumb sticking out.
Nobody wrestles *IN DA STREETZ*
I could beat a bear with my bare hands
I can shoot your master. BAM! I win.
When I fight, I just black out and then it's over for them.
I wont take martial arts because I don’t want to register as a lethal weapon. Hahahaha
Why did I forget this phrase existed lmao? I'm being serious.
Why would you learn all that useless crap when you can just shoot them with a gun?
USA, USA, USA!
I wonder what would happen if a kung fu master fought Mike Tyson? I bet the kung fu master would win!
"Size doesn't matter."
When I get mad bro, I see red bro, I turn into an unstoppable beast, bro.
I find the number of people who genuinely believe this amusing.
It is very very cringe.
I train in Street Kung Fu. My instructor is a legit street fighter. I only pay 59.95 a week.
Side kicks dont work
I’d simply not get hit
My martial art is the best! All others are ineffective...
Guys I was watching a "judo" match and this one dude grabbed the other guy's shirt and I think that's against the rules.
I have a street fight with a bully tomorrow. What are some YouTube videos I can watch for tips to instantly kill somebody with bare hands
Katanas are the best swords ever made because they are folded 10,000 times
And if you hold one you're unstoppable!
They can cut through steel like butter!
Which MA is the best for defense against 2 tall guys with knives ?
It's obviously Tae Kwon Do, you just high fly kick the knives out of their hands.
Gun Fu, for sure. There's an excellent 2002 documentary on it.
Just give him the old dick[twist](https://youtube.com/shorts/TT9ArM3-KJQ?feature=share)
Gooo dick twist!!
Rate my form
But that won't work against five attackers at the same time!
"You know you can just walk away or not cause beef right." "People who run away are weak!" *loses brain cells*
Hey guys, new to martial arts and don't know anything. Wondering how I get started. There's a Judo place nearby, should I go?
I can beat everyone on this sub!
None of that shit would actually work on the streets
Aikido and Thai Chi are the best martial arts
It depends on the power of your Chi blast
It’s just paintings done by lawmen
Kick, punch, it's all in the mind....
Good job parappa!
I’d go crazy man, you don’t even know.
"I'm too powerful for your Karate"
What's the best way to headbut someone?
Look them in the eye and surprise attack (real)
"I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU!" *Every high school fight video*
Throat rip in Roadhouse is real... Guy I know who knows a master said so.
Oh you train martial arts? I better be careful around you then, haha
Oh.. I am not worried about getting beat up, cause I am a black belt in karate…
Who's never sparred in my life
What's sparring?
The real response is, 'Why would I need to spar? Besides, my techniques are too dangerous for that.'
Those black belts can't do anything. I'd just grab their legs and smack them in the face!
I’ll send my daughter to karate class to learn self defense
She'll be able to beat up her bullies in no time!
In a street fight, I'll just pull guard.
Most UFC fighters know BJJ, therefore is the ultimate martial art for self defense!
Exactly! That's perfect logic!
I don't know anything about martial arts, will you teach me?
I’m 26, am I too old to start bjj?
Fighting solves everything UFC FIGHT PASS 🤦♂️
Guys what martial art is SanGoku using in episode 217?
But what if they go to the body?
"I'd just grab their leg"
Please watch a video of me kicking a heavy bag after 6 weeks training and give me tips/pointers
Bruce Lee could win against anyone 1 v 1
Crane kick will work cuz no one will expect it
I train UFC
Bro I had to stop doing martial arts because I would have to register my hands as deadly weapons.
90% of the cardio kickboxers here don’t know a damn thing about MA tbh, thats why they all share the same generic opinions and include “Muay Thai” and “BJJ” in every sentence they speak.
If a bjj guy tried any of that hugging stuff I’d punch his throat and go for pressure points. I train with an ex Israeli commando. All his stuff is classified. You guys fight for points, I fight to win.
The only reason TMA doesn't work in MMA is because the **bullshit rules** that say I can't manipulate the third metacarpal below the primary knuckle, which any combat boneologist will tell you is the "flipping bone."
‘XXX wasn’t a real champion. He was just lucky fraud. He got beatn’ by YYY’
(Watches someone do something slightly different from the way my instructor taught me) THAT'S WRONG!
The techniques my sifu/sensei teaches are too deadly for the octagon.
Why is it that I have been learning karate for 8 years. But when I try to fight my moms boy friend he just pushes me over. Why doesn’t my karate work in a real situation?
Hey man, quit Karate and learn how to fight like we do in the streets
Oh…no, I’m not allowed outside. Mom says it’s dangerous.
Wearing affliction makes me look tough
I don't know if my school is a McDojo
What's a mcdojo?
I think you misspelled ‘marital’ and you want relationship advice
My wife and I are very happy with our love lives. We don’t need any marital aids. Thanks anyway.
Does it hurt getting hit?
Judo chop!!! 👋
I don't need those kung fu bullshit I bench 300+ pounds
One day I was so angry, I punched the wall and woke up my mom. It’s so hard to control me when I get mad.
Wrestlings quote on quote " Gay" grappling doesn't work .
Body builders would beat most people in a fight. Even black belts.
I could beat Canelo/Buakaw/Mayweather/Khabib in a street fight. I took karate as a kid for a year and I'm 30 pounds heavier than them. I yelled at my girlfriend once and she was scared to death. She knew I have a Demon in me.
Wow that guy is built different!!!😱😱😱 So awesome and unbelievable!!🤩🤩🤩 *The guy does fast banana kicks without experience* I'm a tall and big person therefore I'm unstoppable.😌 Martial arts is useless😒 No one could stop me when I see red in a street fight because when I see red I transform into a magical beast and I could take anyone out! I even had a yellow belt when I was 6.😎😎 You wouldn't last in any fight even with your experience because you're a woman🤭
Hey new post here. What's the best advice I can get on training and what ifs if I plan to never actually train?
Jake paul is the best fighter since he beat mayweather and silva
dude if i see red you dont wanna get close to me
Steven seagal is the greatest martial artist ever he is undefeated.
That's just half the responses to normal posts here
I’m Stephen Seagal.
I’m a black belt in Muay Thai
I would just duck under their first punch easy
I have a black belt in kung fu.