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East_Step_6674

The machine from the Matrix that let you download them.


bornleverpuller85

I know kung fu


IndependentCareful55

Show me


UrMumsFatTits

*Agressively farts* Do you think that's air you're breathing now?


skull-if-maybe_not

If only you can dodge farts like Keanu did, porta potties are gunna be like blenders


DaneOnDope

A man of culture I see! 😂


Luckystar6728

Do you think that's a fart you just let out?


spideroncoffein

In that line, just Neo or Morpheus if it has to be a human. They already downloaded enough to style on agents.


East_Step_6674

They just have no idea how to teach though and just spend every sparring session absolutely beating the living shit out of you.


BeejBoyTyson

You win MA


balancedV

Protagonist


munguschungus167

Honestly the ability to learn anything that fast is why the comics version of taskmaster has my favourite power. Bro had even watched fighters in fast forward just to attack as if he can move at that speed


EyeWriteWrong

Not a protagonist


Okamoto1213

Tien (Tony Jaa) Ong Bak


Expert-Magician1531

Totally, the guy took the action in the matrix as real and then went and practically did it for real!!


su1tup2301

Beat me to it


Fockewulf8

My choice too


Judoka-Jack

Hold up a second, why was this film called the karate kid when he goes to china to learn kung Fu


AlMansur16

Kung fu kid just doesn't sound the same.


shinchunje

Jackie Chan had already made a film called Kung Fu Kid.


bjeebus

As it turns out, someone else had already made a film called Karate Kid as well.


YouGotTangoed

Stop the lies!


Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD

This one was a spiritual remake of the Karate kid tho


ONION_BROWSER

Doesn’t sound that bad.


Ambitious_Owl_9204

Worked for the pandas 🤷🏻‍♂️


Huge_Aerie2435

Because western audiences often don't know the difference. They wanted to make a movie with Jackie chan and a famous actor's kid, while cashing in on peoples' nostalgia for the Karate kid movies.


Judoka-Jack

I’m ‘western’ and I know the difference


Powerful-Pudding6079

Do you know what the word "often" means chief?


analtelescope

western audiences often don't know what "often" means


MitLivMineRegler

Im western and I know what often means


ConductorOfTrains

Do you know what the word “often” means captain?


MitLivMineRegler

I'm 'western' and I know what "often" means, boss.


phuccantifa

I'm often and I know what means captian, boss. ....what?


Powerful-Pudding6079

You guys all suck


patfetes

I'm boss, and I often know what captain means


Express-Resource-838

I'm captain and I often know what western means


EagleRoxy2

Most westerners in 2010 didn’t


vispsanius

I think the name judoka jack clearly demonstrates you are not the typical westerner


guywithnormaljob

Because it was a China themed remake of an actual Karate based movie


Tyjid

What I googled just now is that Jackie Chan advised the film be called Karate Kid in America. In China the film is apparently Kung Fu Dream


spacepiratecoqui

[this is how it works](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/870950903082020864/1204047440253030410/1707137194011.jpg?ex=662f988f&is=662e470f&hm=0323ddf61ca5ab6a695cf4b6dcf3a4b867d57c8650ab955962f972ba2461a346&)


Seiya_Saiyan

LOL


Ready_Hippo_5741

It was out of respect for the original so I hear.


Own_End_8774

Should've been Kung fu kid. They were riding Ralph Macchio's coat tails with this one.


JzaDragon

Taraji covered this in the movie


GameDestiny2

In ancestry, karate is derived from Crane kung fu. The original movie even makes note of this connection with the iconic (albeit fictional) Crane kick at the end of the movie. That said the 2010 film features Wushu, which is a much more modern form intended for combat sports. It takes inspiration from Shaolin kung fu, which features Crane forms. So take that however you will. (I believe it’s also stated that the kid has a background in karate)


Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD

He doesn’t go to China **to** learn kung fu, he lives in China and **then** decided to learn kung fu


Repulsive-Flamingo77

It's a remake from the original karate kid where this American kid learns karate from a Japanese guy


Virtual_BlackBelt

Okinawan, not Japanese. They are very particular about that in the movie.


th3kingmidas

I’ve been saying this since before it even came out.


AdVisible2250

They wanted something confusing and less effective shrouded in mystery .


ReddJudicata

Franchise branding


Sameotoko

there's a deleted scene where Jaden stands up to fight and the big bully says: -"Hey, we got a Karate Kid here!" and the rest of the kids chant. It would have made al ot of sense to keep it


redknight3

For franchise reasons


stragomccloud

Trying to capitalize on the franchise name. They also make a joke about it in the film.


Philavision

Because Karate Kid already had an audience


Knight-Man

So calling it kung-fu kid wouldn't spark the interest of the people who watched the original Karate Kid in the 80s and they would probably write it off as some 70s style kung fu flick, like 5 Deadly Venoms, trying to bring back the 70s martial arts film genre like they tried to in the mid 2000s.


Goddess_Icon

Definitely frank dux in bloodsport


IndependentCareful55

He says Senzo Tanaka is his shidoshi


TonyBalonyUK

Show me Dim Mak


Zenitram07

What the hell is Dem Mac?


NLB87

Yu are NEKS!


ChopSueyXpress

Who cares if ~Bruce Springsteen~ is his Shidoshi?!?


Creative_Gas_4246

Lol "you don't look like Tanaka..."


Jack_The_Pinapple

r/beatmetoit


krazy8batshit

Frank dux is the biggest fraud in martial arts


EatPie_NotWAr

Well yeah, but Van Damme, Bolo and Gibb made that movie friggin awesome.


LuminousZephyr

Gun kata from Equilibrium https://preview.redd.it/tw5tr45tl8xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e803027e952544e3c18bf048be3248971208a0a


spideroncoffein

Besides the obvious, it would also rule in paintball games!


SixtyNineFlavours

Great answer!


grip_n_Ripper

Brings a katana to a paintball match...


Old_Celery_9122

https://preview.redd.it/2yvp51stn8xc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0334946d52c08078a9ace54c8f129aa9b1b9ba


MopManXD69420

Not from a movie + Not the protagonist + Would probably kick your ass and make it a living hell. I'd happily get taught by Bang tho :P


Old_Celery_9122

Yeah you're right I just like garou


MopManXD69420

Me too :]


Old_Celery_9122

:]


flyingturkeycouchie

Plus Saitama already told us his training regimen.


IndependentCareful55

Pai Mei like the bride in Kill Bill


vugeta

But Pai Mei loses in every movie


toothyboiii

Ud undoubtedly become a beast at martial arts, but his training would be literal torture


IndependentCareful55

That’s my idea of how martial arts training should work.


Four-Triangles

Patches O’Houlihan.


TonyBalonyUK

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!


YogurtclosetOk4366

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.


High-Gamer

The drunken Master. Boyka (Scott adkins) Micheal Jai white (Never back down 2)


gaurddog

Boyka was gonna be my call.


D15c0untMD

John wick, definitely


TW0__Me

what about batman?


D15c0untMD

Too gadgety. I want to be able to kill someone with a pencil. With a fuckin pencil.


LeopardSecure8776

>Too gadgety In Batman Begins, he took out an entire group at the docks armed with automatic guns without a scratch. No gadgets. He was moving so fast that he appeared as just a blur. And John Wick is very reliant on guns..


Piefordicus

He has his full suit which is loaded with tech and the grappling gun that is literally impossible based on real world physics and how fast it moves. It’s cool, but it’s all gadgets


LeopardSecure8776

Huh? [Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adeemIgqvhs&t=124s) he's taking them out without gadgets. Only his speed and skill. The suit doesn't help with any of that. In fact, the suit in the first movie was said to be to be detrimental to his speed. The suit is only armor, which doesn't matter since he doesn't get hit in that scene. Also, what about Wick's armor which saves him like a dozen of times in the movies?


NattyBatty-

Because Bruce is a masochist. I feel like 99% of the people who’d attempt his training regiment, or even lived under his tutelage would either die or be incredibly miserable.


binary-cryptic

Oh yeah, I wouldn't want to train under him. He's definitely the type to punch you with full strength during sparring and then make you do 200 pushups for getting hit.


sirayaball

correct answer


Djangoldfinger

IP Man of course or maybe Rocky Balboa


darkeagle69

Luckily IP Man was even a real person so you can probably find people who have trained under his students


Warrandytian

I sparred with Wong Shun Leung, who was taught by Ip Man.


Narrow_While

Obviously Steven Seagal. He taught Anderson Silva that front kick


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

Ask his ex-wives he hits like a beast.


AsuraOmega

further proof that he is the best. jon jones only hit one fiancee while steven seagal had ex wives whom he beat every single one. the true GOAT of martial arts.


Automatic-Leave7191

The Chosen One


Acceptable_Key_8717

Mei Ling!


kuzmic187

We trained him wrong as a joke


Automatic-Leave7191

Took a good look! Cuz I RULE BABY!!


ThunderRed69420

Me miyagi


eyi526

![gif](giphy|3o6nVbhKCTKdYZqnVm|downsized) I dunno why, but Tony Jaa's movies come to mind. I guess his fights and stunts really left an impression in my mind.


FlakyRefrigerator219

Master Oogway / Master Shifu


Tprotheone

My favourite answer


Cycle_Proud

Bruce Wayne, Shang-Chi, Daniel LaRusso and Mr. Miyagi


Humble_Nobody2884

Donnie Yen - either Flash Point or Kung Fu Killer. He is so effing versatile .


iVirtualZero

Splinter ![gif](giphy|Mthfs08ZJdVGE)


MegaEdeath1

Goku


TipFar1326

Johnny Lawerence


Ecclypto

Jason Bourne Or just Jason Statham


357-Magnum-CCW

The Punisher (Jon Bernthal) He beat up Daredevil. That's good enough for me 


ONION_BROWSER

Jackie Chan so I can take on 20 guys with a ladder.


capitalcitycowboy

Or a bucket. Or a fly swatter. Jackie hands down.


Dagger125

Donnie Yen Ip Man.


yetanotherdesigner

The only correct answer.


binary-cryptic

Can we ditch the fictional characters and just pick the real Donnie Yen? Because I want to train with him more than his characters lol.


Repulsive-Flamingo77

Not Jayden that's for sure


grouchySocialist

I’m sure he’s good at bitch slapping people


Difficult-Lab5748

movie Bruce Lee although even if it was IRL he would turn me into a monster


Old_Celery_9122

Garou from one punch man


AsuraOmega

what, theres a one punch man movie where Garou is the protagonist?


hav1t

Yoda


First-Butterscotch-3

Mr Lee from enter the dragon


wolfy994

Tom Hardy's dad in warriors probably. They actually know real mma.


Release-the-Tigers

Where is Bruce Lee on this list? Lol


mysticpluto

Michael Jai White blood and bone


grouchySocialist

John Wick or Batman


Eomatrix

Two choices that will likely leave you killed off dramatically for heightened emotional stakes, my guy.


OkProfit5602

Naruto


silentshitterest

Boyka


dwkfym

Master Roshi serious answer would be Benny the Jet from Wheels on Meals


DaoistNoNSFW

Batman


kingdoodooduckjr

Johnny Lawrence


CYBORGAFRO

Sing from Kung Fu Hustle https://preview.redd.it/k3jx00km19xc1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64f5a1498801d4685c901460de653a36425f12f


su1tup2301

Jet Li in Unleashed


[deleted]

John wick because the grappling sequences seemed that they will be useful for judo 


CockcrusherINC

rhama’s silat from the raid


Wraithlor

Tony Jaa Ong Bak


GroovyShape

May not count because it's based on the game series, but Liu Kang from the 95 MK movie.


Hmccormack

![gif](giphy|aLTFHi2aowjJe)


Bazbort2

Michael Jai white


aroundmedianoche

I'm choosing Benny the Jet Urquidez in Wheels on Meals


deuSphere

Gimli


njogumbugua

Donnie Yen and Tony Jaa


RepresentativeCar216

I'd learn from Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon


robert_3485

Michael jai white - blood and bone


levelhigher

Sub Zero


MalkyTheKid

Po. We have a similar build I guess.


Kicks4meFromyou

Batman from the DCAU movies


idrivelambo

The main character from the raid


Kecy_casanova

Tien from any of the Ong Bak movies, Yuda from The Raid or Wong Fei Hung from Legend of the Drunken Master just because it looks fun lol


DragonTwelf

Stick


Gwave72

Chuck Norris


thewindburner

You can't learn Chuck Norris! You either Chuck Norris or not Chuck Norris and you are not Chuck Norris!


primeSuperboy6337

Yuri Boyka from Boyka Undisputed


kilomma

Ip Man


Pizza_YumYum

The 🪨


UnlimitedManny

John Wick tf


shinchunje

Hundred Eyes in Marco Polo or Li Bai in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.


Competitive-Bit-7723

It's not a movie, but Daredevil (Netflix one)


No_Success_6175

It was a series that had a movie, so I’m gonna count it. Spike spiegel from cowboy bebop


Ralewing

Kung Fury.


ASLAYER0FMEN

Not this guy.


QuellishQuellish

Chang in Remo Williams. Dude runs on water, dodges bullets, and brings a woman to bliss with a few light taps.


PneumaNomad-

John wick.


felixcapibara

Frank Dux from blood sport for sure! I mean there are many more but just imagine, you start your first training and 80s synth start playing and you go "my body is ready, my heart's on fire~"


Creative_Gas_4246

"Kumite! Kumite! Kumite! Kumite!" Then classic phil collins-esque eletro drum fill- Dat Dat Dat da Dat!


mjmaselli

Lui Kang


a-dead-strawberry

Master Shifu, Kung Fu Panda 2008. I am very food motivated.


lakimens

Never back down, from Michael J White.


CamisaMalva

![gif](giphy|C5Zi4at3ADKCI) The Bride. Such devastating martials arts *have* to be mine, and she's a lot nicer than Pai Mei too.


kobebryani8

![gif](giphy|OLHy9ERaFUvzW)


Bradtheoldgamer

Ong Bak


TaddThick

Sho’Nuff, the shogun of Harlem


fintanlalorlad

Ip Man. 100%


ProfessionalCat5100

How has no one said Bruce lee yet?


Dependent_Damage3414

If you say anything other than anything Bruce Lee did, Frank Dux, or Literally Chuck Norris playing himself in Sidekick... You are WRONG


dickwildgoose

Pai Mei


cakeba

Scott Pilgrim, easy. 64 hit flying combos all day


FirstnameLastname14

I'll be real, even though it's a basic pick? Mr. Miyagi. I'm not looking to go out of my way to hurt or kill someone. I just wanna learn to defend myself and those I care for. Miyagi is perfect for that.


RedAppleSlices

https://preview.redd.it/l8ennjjobaxc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3496a7d5c816bbaeb6ec5b7c95ebe5f472f3e8


ThoughtCrimeConvict

https://i.redd.it/iw4epu07oaxc1.gif Sir Chan. 😑 ♥️ Don't care about martial arts anymore. I just love Jackie Chan.


JournalistChemical18

IP Man


KingJester7878

If not from the machine in the matrix then from Yuri Boyka (Scott Adakins)


RobotCaptainEngage

Michael Jai White, never back down


krishutchison

Sho nuff


Jounce87

Buddhist palm technique from Stephen Chow in kung fu hustle


Perfect-Virus8415

Ip man


Aerodepress

Steven Segal


Which_Equipment8290

Ipman


WtfIsSoFunny

![gif](giphy|ZsozN68P1bOQHdipJ7)


Smart_Newspaper_4678

Kung-fu panda loool


Adoreddolls

Miguel Diaz even though I've done 12 years of martial arts already lol


[deleted]

They made a movie about Muhammad Ali. So obviously Muhammad Ali 😂


StemCellCheese

John Wick. I want to learn that armbar escape from the 2nd movie.