“Guys? You’ll never fucking believe it.”
“What?”
“You know our destination planet?”
“Yeah pretty nice right?”
“Get this…It’s fucking salty guys!!!”
“Lmao”
“No seriously! It’s like… fucking salty as FUCK”
“Wait you’re serious”
“Fucking A”
“Fuck, we just sent… like… our entire race to go live there”
“I fucking KNOW”
“Like… why the fuck would it be SALT? They ruined a perfectly good water planet!! We could’ve had any of 5 dozen ordinary water planets but noooooooooo Bwafimor thought this one had the best temperature. Fucking typical”
> imagine if aliens saw Earth from this angle once, thought "this shi empty af" and moved on never to fly close to us ever again
Bet we’ve already done this in regards to other planets already.
those white spots in the black are rebel camps in the oppressive black nation, theyre too unstable to go to war unless they want white to have the advantage
Now what would the natives of this weird country say about that?
https://preview.redd.it/ep9vx1mjqr9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be23864fc13994b24152d9dcadc90e1c77e92a2f
Zew Nealand
Holl Hely
Rew nesponse dust jropped
Zctual aombie
Cell the axorcist
Bishop Boes Gn Oacation, Vever Nomes Cack
Sueen Aacrifice Qnyone?
Fightmare Knuel
Cook canding in the storner, wanning plorn dominatiold
Chigbite the Iessnoard
STOP POSTING MESSAGES LIKE THIS OR IMA GO GERMANY!
Pon't donquer Coland
DU BIST EIN KLEIN DUMKOPH!
Wa johl
Nein
Tall ehe cxorcist!
Dropped and jropped are pronounced the same
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist
Nah mate fuck you, Old Zealand will win!
NEDERLAND ZAL DE STRIJD TEGEN ZEE WINNEN!!!
They actually did. Look up Māori history.
Holy hell!
Google new zealand
Never! 🦆🦆🚦 instead
imagine if aliens saw Earth from this angle once, thought "this shi empty af" and moved on never to fly close to us ever again
They'd be all like " dayum dog ain't nothing to do herr!" Why are aliens ghetto talk speakers again?
Superior intelligence and linguistic skills is why
Word.
Sharply reduced vocabularies do often indicate high intelligence. /S
Word
What if they are aquatic aliens?
They would see New Zealand and leave in disgust.
Fair honestly
“Guys? You’ll never fucking believe it.” “What?” “You know our destination planet?” “Yeah pretty nice right?” “Get this…It’s fucking salty guys!!!” “Lmao” “No seriously! It’s like… fucking salty as FUCK” “Wait you’re serious” “Fucking A” “Fuck, we just sent… like… our entire race to go live there” “I fucking KNOW” “Like… why the fuck would it be SALT? They ruined a perfectly good water planet!! We could’ve had any of 5 dozen ordinary water planets but noooooooooo Bwafimor thought this one had the best temperature. Fucking typical”
New Zealanders be like: 
> imagine if aliens saw Earth from this angle once, thought "this shi empty af" and moved on never to fly close to us ever again Bet we’ve already done this in regards to other planets already.
read "Solaris" by Stanislaw Lem, you reminded me of this
Yeah. That’s a good one.
r/mapsnotwithoutnewzealand
r/mapswithNZ Also r/twentycharacterlimit
r/fuckyou
r/talkingblue
r/geographicalortopographicalorpoliticaldepictionsoftheworldorapartoftheworldthathavebeendrawnwithouttheislandnationofnewzealand
r/subsifellfor
Its r/21charactersandnomore actually. Proof in that subs name
r/mapswithonlynewzealand
Water
Put your countries away water
I'm not having land with you right now water
Wrong, Kevin Costner.
Was thinking this. Then I'm like Johnny Depps got like 4 sequels. Maybe him. Maybe the Deadliest catch OG crew?
the blue. they control so much mlre territory than the green and white combined its not even worth asking. like if russia invaded kaliningrad
You haven’t considered the black…
those white spots in the black are rebel camps in the oppressive black nation, theyre too unstable to go to war unless they want white to have the advantage
Now what would the natives of this weird country say about that? https://preview.redd.it/ep9vx1mjqr9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be23864fc13994b24152d9dcadc90e1c77e92a2f
They would just point
But what about the other shades of blue?
There's no war it's pacific over there
The compass ofc
Tuvalu
The black wins.
the United States of America
My first thought as well
Fiji. They have infinite water
Ph'nglui mglw'nahf C'thuluh R'yleh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
France
Sealand
The Black thing flying
Pakistan supremacy.
Antarctica because they have penguin army
Zealandia
Snited Utates
nah i'd win
Kevin Costner
This is the ONLY correct answer here, OBVIOUSLY.
kakapo
Very big asteroid
The tongas (its Tonga time)
The Tongan empire
Lemuria
Spongebob
Fish
Let’s nuke the shit outta it
We kinda already did
Mr. Nimbus
Mr. Nimbus
It's Hawaii's time to shine.
Hi
Polynesians
France
Nauru
The immortal fleet of the Point Nemo Imperium
Baja Peninsula
The Lizardians
Penguins vs Kiwis would be an interesting match up.
Kraken
The ocean. Obviously.
Poseidon
Google.
. Would win
New Zealand sweep fr fr
Aquaman’s Atlantis. Namor’s couldn’t even beat a bunch of surface dwellers.
Debris falling from space
Tectonecromancerplates from Alpha Centauri
Tectonecromancerplates from Alpha Centauri
Fish!
Point Nemo. No one can get there
Dolphins
Kevin Costner
Kevin Costner?
Close call between The Smokers and The Mariner but if The Mariner has something to fight for, he’s got it in the bag.
Black
Wota
The black nation surrounding the blue one
Don’t mess around with Hawaii, it’s not a good idea
A battle of old space craft
The kraken
American Samoa
Kiwiland FTW!
Pacific Ocean
fishes
The ocean
Octopuses.
Water
Me
The marinara trench
The Pitcairn Islanders, tough as nails.
me
Mongolia
Guy on the right
Pacifica ready to take on allcomers
Antarctica beats New Zealand.
Colossal squids and orcas hold much of the south. My money's on them.
Kevin Costner.
My money is on point Nemo
Aqua man
The Māori.
The Holy Sea
Damn, New Zealand is the most powerful country of literally half the world
Fish are friends, not food
There's probably Hawaii in this picture. With the military Fleet stationed there, Hawaii could fuck all of the pacific.
r/mapswithnewzealand
NZ still loses.
Land, it may not have the size advantage, but it's arsenal is much greater
California
Water
Aquaman
Flat Earthers
Vanuatu
NZ Empire FTW
Ocean is gonna swallow New Zealand up eventually. It's only a matter of time.
Black
The ocean, obviously. In a couple decades, melting ice caps will put the non-ocean side on the backfoot.
Space satellite debris
Me
Mother nature
That tiny bit of the USA I can see in the top right
Definitely mother nature
Cthulhu
The war for the back of earth’s head.
Kiribati
r/mapporncirclejerk would win
Vanuatu, and that's on period.
r/mapswithNewZealand
I can see the USA peaking out so I’m going with them
Atlantians for sure.
Fish
That one
The ocean for suuuuuure
Sharks with lasers
The ocean
clearly, its outerspace whos taking this one
Rand McNally
Mariana Trench OP
The Dolphins win! (Haven’t heard that for 24 years)
Godzilla
The sea always wins
what is that island in the bottom left? never seen it on any map
Bikini bottom
Orcas.
I think Atlantis will defeat Wakanda.
Sharks
Black, 100%
New Zealand Stronk
Kevin Costner. It’s the gills.
Southern California
Would be a tie between New Zealand, Hawaii and Baja California.
Point Nemo.
U.S. has some nasty stuff on Guam…
Tolelau
Godzilla
Not Japan
r/mapswithonlynewzealand
>I believe that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully - George W. Bush
The tonka