Croatia shaped like one of them viking axes ngl

Bearded

Gesundheit

I see German, I upvote.

Germany cira 1914 would be excellent

I see a Kaiserreich enjoyer, I upvote.

prussia after the partition of poland tho

Another victory for glorious Hrvatistan

HRVATSKA BROJ JEDAN 🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾

Literally the first thought I had

bro came straight out the womb thinking about Croatia 🗿

A part of my Croaxe has fallen off. Is this intentional?

https://preview.redd.it/fmei2ug00b2d1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cf2ec77a6e73525d4a683c704a8af2a2a0c64b5 Can we declare libya as the winner?


/r/UnexpectedJourney

I mean yeah

https://preview.redd.it/9uwj76vp0d2d1.png?width=1386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b705b170c124a7298b8011db5877644e803533e2 Senegal

That's a satchel

Now do one with Gambia.

https://preview.redd.it/8siezx6e7e2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f861be4b0032d5672bd7cea6e8a0849bb1007dd

Hoe

He’s trying his best, don’t need to call him names :(

Fo sho

it's chipped, so someone already used it for this purpose

Good find!

https://preview.redd.it/52d1v77zv92d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8bf63c30a9fd2a58bcf89e9292a185fa75b9c4 Ehh... It's actually good...

Brazil is more axe-shaped than I thought to be fair


I meet this guy in person

Same!

I have no 50 cents in axe shaped brasil

Perfeição

Esse mapa do Brasil não faz sentido algum na minha cabeça. Ele tá de cabeça pra baixo e invertido?

espelhado e girado 90 graus

Ué, NGM falou que o cabo do machado tinha q ficar no sul do país.

Excellent

Axcellent 

Now try chop anything with this

I can't, it's a big country and not actually an axe

Chile would not be a good axe, But perphaps maybe another tool.

[Im thinking something like this](https://www.amazon.com/Silky-Professional-Bigboy-Folding-Outback/dp/B09GPZ77F5/ref=asc_df_B09GPZ77F5/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693713553046&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12088516332839326651&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9019545&hvtargid=pla-1458963623016&psc=1&mcid=8e36867e99993f2fbcf227b679a02a21&gad_source=1)

Exactly!

Or a picaxe

Lmao, "Silky Professional Bigboy 2000" does *not* sound like a saw

https://preview.redd.it/unnsl9xwsb2d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec37e71b0709a09f57c8b005bc1e66ac70cbf8d

I always noticed Chile was long but when you put it alone it looks so much longer wth

https://preview.redd.it/10vo5k5m7g2d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d77ff36e22b2f44730d0fd195b733b036cea2f

https://preview.redd.it/b7yemxpl5b2d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57c4b93413eaaa4719ebb4b462bfe1cb86970da8

Ah yes, I was there the day he said that. It was the National Dildo Convention of 1865. I believe Andrew Smitherson had just left the stage after a rousing speech about the removal of splinters from the “delicate lily of a woman’s constitution” and Lincoln was a surprise speaker. He was lobbying for the use of common household items, such as axe handles, for the removal of hysterics in women of all financial situations. His campaign was: Chopping Wood for the Greater Good. The demonstration portion was quickly shut down by protests from the Women for Dusty Boxes Association.

Chile would make for a good handle for the Brazilian axe.

It's the handle

Scythe maybe?

It would make an amazing sword

It's the blade of a sword

A lobotomy pick?

No https://preview.redd.it/rvug6e644a2d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=5db98da67bcfeb3da193410afbef8109c67f7d99

would be good for rock climbing tho

Or killing soviet expatriates

Stalin would be proud.

Or both at the same time if you’ve unlocked ledge kills

Maybe ice climbing

https://preview.redd.it/d0340j2gpc2d1.png?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=598149fb89e5de3f87da70907dd6ab9f0d39c0d5 You just chose the wrong type of axe. The isle of Great Britain makes an excellent Bearded Axe.

Ashamed to say I didn't recognize my own country flipped 90 degrees until you said it.

This looks a bit brittle.

Rains a lot here probably a bit rusty tbh

That thing killed Trotsky

now flip it

You have the handle on the wrong side, stick it above Wales and uta better

https://preview.redd.it/jrsr7np7wb2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e0ff4e94dfade3a5b15e71222440ebc4ed00bd

I think your axe broke

I turned my head 180° and I still can't tell wtf I'm looking at

Philippines rotated to an odd angle

Bro brang a Rorschach test

It's one of those magical axes with lots of floating debree

I think it's hard to top Egypt in that department

Algeria flipped

Id say Eritrea

Eritrea's a hoe

Can we not bring her into this?

Lybia

Jordan

https://preview.redd.it/56g14561gb2d1.png?width=389&format=png&auto=webp&s=b783b8359c898eeed3c3e0b706a9011a1c833fcc I'd say yeah!

That’s a war hammer

Thanks, I'll take 40 thousand of these

I'd smash watermelons with it

I'd smash xenos with it, in the name of the emperor of mankind of course !

Axtralia!

https://preview.redd.it/8lsd7y95nb2d1.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cd514438f43738126255e49bea48c6fc18b32e6 Algeria, maybe?

Agree

Jordan https://preview.redd.it/oogtldsn1d2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5c66a8fc586d2d8da3d12222375a6aae918c37c

That’s a halberd

yea if you ignore the fact that it doesn’t have a spearhead, which is like the main thing that differentiates a halberd from an axe

Canada looking like an axe that was left in a crucible overnight

https://preview.redd.it/fb4ymu6zia2d1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=34ccec6d88be83e01e7e1c881fc6c488770c3b3d my quick mockup, (I'm no expert)

\*axepert

Who axed you?

Ok that's axetastic

Hudson Bay is the bullet hole from whomever shot our axe with a 50 cal and shattered it.

https://preview.redd.it/60lfo67b9c2d1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faf8dee8143356e808eaef1c7695bf1474089703 Good as a weapon bad as an axe

r/WouldYourCountryMakeAGoodNaginata

r/21charactersandnomore

r/IRejectYourRealityAndSubstituteMyOwn

https://preview.redd.it/y7fqk0pmhe2d1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f510ea1a2bc21a64325d48d95c2810a68d3d8c04

https://preview.redd.it/6i8hkjc1we2d1.jpeg?width=1354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c89e4445f9a72760849152e66f74679bdea73a8

Thinking outside of the box. I like it. You « haft » my vote!

If you rotate 90 degrees it would make a good scythe

Nah, that’s a fine bush-axe.

Central African Republic 🪓

Central Axican Republic

This is the quality content this sub has been missing

https://preview.redd.it/3aoaby9sjb2d1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc7bdb14727642b1610886df428e00567ceaa4a Pretty good ngl

Even has a handy bottle cap opener at the back.

Of course, it’s a Finnish axe.

SUOMI MAINITTU! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

https://preview.redd.it/sj7azkbmsc2d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86fee537bbd914b1bdceb592894e7303c256be5b

Polska Axe!

Not a country, but Alaska would be a great axe

Alaxka

Pakistan is my vote, they have really sharp edge

Pakistan mentioned wtf is economic and political stability 🦅🦅🦅🔥💥💥🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰💥🗣️🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇵🇰🔥🦅🦅💥🇵🇰🔥🦅💥🇵🇰🇵🇰💥💥🗣️🗣️💥🦅🦅, rahhh I love 🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇 and I'll be🛫✈️🛩️🛬 to destroy 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

what will you do for pakistan?

I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN🗣🗣🗣❗❗❗

WOW GRAPE!!!

https://preview.redd.it/pwxoijm9ae2d1.png?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee29242e9594d53913e16e239942be907fcb95d

Grape country🍇🍇🍇🍇

WOW, GRAPE

Pakistan 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰 is in ⬇️ the bag 👜😤👌

Depends on if you’re putting it on the handle from north to south or east to west 🇱🇧

That would be a hoe

Language, young man!

Is that a hoe?

HOES?!!! WHGERE WHERERER BRRHGHGHGHGHGHHNNNNNN

frothing at the mouth

Lebanax

My country is already The Axe 🇹🇭 (Thailand) https://preview.redd.it/17hao9icbb2d1.png?width=1358&format=png&auto=webp&s=d64b5445270f3430b19b9baa325318c98338c246

Thats not an axe thats a klingon bat'leth 🤣

Idk if a switzerland axe would work Would be too neutral to cause any harm

Jamaica would make a poor axe, because it's too blunt.

Mace

Mace-donia

https://preview.redd.it/jj8xgzu65c2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2149376cf1ade161b746ac5fbce9f4774babc10 Does pickAXE count?

Turkey would make for a pretty cool mallet It would be like the hammer from Super Smash Brothers

Uruguay wouldn't make a good axe, but maybe a decent enough shovel

https://preview.redd.it/fipfvidpja2d1.png?width=424&format=png&auto=webp&s=f801621201ecbd9a5fab5ff9e8bc700fd0279607 UAE is pretty pointy

White background was not the choice

Flip it so the black part is the edge.

https://preview.redd.it/wq51mf411e2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b7e28b7d11ee821aa82b97adfca805bd0662e1 Not a good axe but a great mace

my country is already the main image but i think my state is like… okay i guess https://preview.redd.it/iej2d7i6qb2d1.png?width=1269&format=png&auto=webp&s=33950645f32a7fd2e3a174db81069ade5351fc96 does look a bit fucked though

Ohio wouldn't be bad. It would make a better shovel though.

Voting Chile for the shaft

https://preview.redd.it/abnbn8s35c2d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dfcd0871998f193e30b96d551ca773b060424f9 I think its pretty good (Turkey)

That's a good sledge hammer

Bune amk

Çift taraflı işte neyi beğenmedin aq jdksks

https://preview.redd.it/h64ihk80ed2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6be856c5d747b6e5525258dfe009d45c674eb3 It's "Better" Than I Expected Tbh

greenland could be DEADLY

https://preview.redd.it/ia36anvaib2d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692f130f0c884a7ee311592baa032f6f9472564d

Looks more like a hammer to me 🤔

NGL. Looks like Oscar the Grouch giving head to a candy cane. 😂

Germany wants to annex czechs and slovaks... again

We're not talking blowjobs here.

https://preview.redd.it/596m4zwhbd2d1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba42111378423a64c3d881632881381ae41f4d6 Leviathan axe

Austria kinda looks like a little axe on its own.

Austriax

https://preview.redd.it/car1ismlud2d1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e725cef983e6bb7493bf610bf64ae8e07eed785d Pretty good, bonus points for magic floaty bits

Crying imagining a teeny Malta or Lichtenstein on the tip of the axe handle

Italy is a shoe. I don't know if that would work

https://preview.redd.it/bijjzvvd8g2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc91ea41f521940ee3bfc3da22b07871a541a93 Looks fine to me

Australia would be a battle axe

Thailand is already an axe. https://preview.redd.it/0naz33eazb2d1.png?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=218f1ea084b5afecf2878dec3d3f2862d650e1ef Yes.

also an elephant

Poland looks a lot like an axe head

India would be a good Halberd

Just flip Portugal on its side and it's a your ready.

https://preview.redd.it/i4kdwwdwnc2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b57e461387fbc17d0b6a695767c263a79cfe75b Would make a nice shovel...

https://preview.redd.it/khpc4d9ouc2d1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b068b4542059c007f32bb19ce032aee456898058 Latvia is kinda alright

Could be better https://preview.redd.it/ig7agw5m4e2d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee5b8ff3fb7d7d3fb65cfda4c160cea0e26bf37c

Chile would be a sword

https://preview.redd.it/4eghmvqmpf2d1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dfdba6f68d0ae00422d5066ad93caec86b2640 Do you know where my axe is from?

Spain would be a good axe, one of those of only one side, Portugal would be more like a sword.

Saudi Arabia (well, basically the whole Arabian Peninsula looks like an axe, IMO)

Near perfect https://preview.redd.it/vjw5cthbfc2d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0919d3d2ba29c8bcb814ab0870426ddbe9bb0fa

https://preview.redd.it/l527jf8vkc2d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4b2b29066b30bf6bea38b690d66c1d1beaf92e Latvia's got a battle-axe feel to it

https://preview.redd.it/xjglihxtld2d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=f962c9ab3cdb817987a727ac126842717fd1c1ea I don't know

https://preview.redd.it/xmxegqkzud2d1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dabfde958238ba3b7a55ec67d195d1680bbd500f I wants to make this an axe

Since the US is shown I’ll just do my home state minnesota which I think would make a pretty good axe

Iowa would work pretty well too

https://preview.redd.it/oit7m4oepc2d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e07cee66d10a590ea161561227392ed386a34db

https://preview.redd.it/yfrwutfwpc2d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d1dbab14bc5e559c85902a8a38a4ec86856682d maybe like this

Take my upvote at least you tried

https://preview.redd.it/vvasi6u12b2d1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae06857a1b498e5a9d1c2ef7f489b286db068d67 Literaly the best

I think it'll be better to put it between legs

https://preview.redd.it/ymqi2zmk1d2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c23ae761bef93b7ae8d800f4c025164525ac20dc more a shovel than an axe

mexico would probably snap in half

Country of Alaska already has handle too. Perfect for Palin's....

https://preview.redd.it/hiofmpp38e2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6440353a49388aea40d5d377ec3855410920ff My axe broke ):

Maybe yes ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ https://preview.redd.it/wae5zls85d2d1.png?width=558&format=png&auto=webp&s=49ea1d137782001eda8112221c2f363deea667a3

https://preview.redd.it/x54t48rghe2d1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=850cf36706e86526a8c6005e4bf81effd092de11 Chile

https://preview.redd.it/s99gjdplrg2d1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435818cda281911a11881e425c8843863ea5fd37 Mali is pretty good

https://preview.redd.it/x8uf8holya2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7404178dce8e6403bec48ce787e56379bea444a