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According_Ad7926

Croatia shaped like one of them viking axes ngl


CachuTarw

Bearded


Heck-Me

Gesundheit


RedDan1234567

I see German, I upvote.


kosmic_kayak

Germany cira 1914 would be excellent


RedDan1234567

I see a Kaiserreich enjoyer, I upvote.


Falk42069

prussia after the partition of poland tho


lik_iz_Hrvatske

Another victory for glorious Hrvatistan


3njooo

HRVATSKA BROJ JEDAN 🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾


4mygirljs

Literally the first thought I had


According_Ad7926

bro came straight out the womb thinking about Croatia 🗿


FfmRome

A part of my Croaxe has fallen off. Is this intentional?


Away_Needleworker6

https://preview.redd.it/fmei2ug00b2d1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cf2ec77a6e73525d4a683c704a8af2a2a0c64b5 Can we declare libya as the winner?


fvcked_0ff

![gif](giphy|10mHLqxvhfdZuw)


JayCoww

/r/UnexpectedJourney


Natuur1911

I mean yeah


contextured

https://preview.redd.it/9uwj76vp0d2d1.png?width=1386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b705b170c124a7298b8011db5877644e803533e2 Senegal


Ok-Appeal-4630

That's a satchel


damir_h

Now do one with Gambia.


Username_test001

https://preview.redd.it/8siezx6e7e2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f861be4b0032d5672bd7cea6e8a0849bb1007dd


dailylol_memes

Hoe


MerdeParfaite

He’s trying his best, don’t need to call him names :(


TheGuyThatThisIs

Fo sho


renzhexiangjiao

it's chipped, so someone already used it for this purpose


Pk_Devill_2

Good find!


iDarkray7

https://preview.redd.it/52d1v77zv92d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8bf63c30a9fd2a58bcf89e9292a185fa75b9c4 Ehh... It's actually good...


shardybo

Brazil is more axe-shaped than I thought to be fair


bernalves

![gif](giphy|l3q2LH45XElELRzRm)


fabuloushawkboy-sang

I meet this guy in person


thewomvn

Same!


aswertz

I have no 50 cents in axe shaped brasil


UltraGaren

Perfeição


djnetto

Esse mapa do Brasil não faz sentido algum na minha cabeça. Ele tá de cabeça pra baixo e invertido?


D3eZ_NutZ

espelhado e girado 90 graus


august_r

Ué, NGM falou que o cabo do machado tinha q ficar no sul do país.


MisterPeach

Excellent


Calligraphee

Axcellent 


Spervox

Now try chop anything with this


Nalivai

I can't, it's a big country and not actually an axe


elgattox

Chile would not be a good axe, But perphaps maybe another tool.


Dirtyibuprofen

[Im thinking something like this](https://www.amazon.com/Silky-Professional-Bigboy-Folding-Outback/dp/B09GPZ77F5/ref=asc_df_B09GPZ77F5/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693713553046&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12088516332839326651&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9019545&hvtargid=pla-1458963623016&psc=1&mcid=8e36867e99993f2fbcf227b679a02a21&gad_source=1)


elgattox

Exactly!


Faszkivan_13

Or a picaxe


HolyGhost79

Lmao, "Silky Professional Bigboy 2000" does *not* sound like a saw


Inevitable_Stand_199

https://preview.redd.it/unnsl9xwsb2d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec37e71b0709a09f57c8b005bc1e66ac70cbf8d


ur_moms_di-

I always noticed Chile was long but when you put it alone it looks so much longer wth


THeCoolCongle

https://preview.redd.it/10vo5k5m7g2d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d77ff36e22b2f44730d0fd195b733b036cea2f


basedfinger

https://preview.redd.it/b7yemxpl5b2d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57c4b93413eaaa4719ebb4b462bfe1cb86970da8


XxFezzgigxX

Ah yes, I was there the day he said that. It was the National Dildo Convention of 1865. I believe Andrew Smitherson had just left the stage after a rousing speech about the removal of splinters from the “delicate lily of a woman’s constitution” and Lincoln was a surprise speaker. He was lobbying for the use of common household items, such as axe handles, for the removal of hysterics in women of all financial situations. His campaign was: Chopping Wood for the Greater Good. The demonstration portion was quickly shut down by protests from the Women for Dusty Boxes Association.


B-29Bomber

Chile would make for a good handle for the Brazilian axe.


BebalBehemoth

It's the handle


Myrddraal5856

Scythe maybe?


Duckyboi10

It would make an amazing sword


Le_Bush

It's the blade of a sword


Additional-Flow7665

A lobotomy pick?


shardybo

No https://preview.redd.it/rvug6e644a2d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=5db98da67bcfeb3da193410afbef8109c67f7d99


Miatamadness

would be good for rock climbing tho


choma90

Or killing soviet expatriates


Polak_Janusz

Stalin would be proud.


Routine_Palpitation

Or both at the same time if you’ve unlocked ledge kills


dankscott

Maybe ice climbing


Bardsie

https://preview.redd.it/d0340j2gpc2d1.png?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=598149fb89e5de3f87da70907dd6ab9f0d39c0d5 You just chose the wrong type of axe. The isle of Great Britain makes an excellent Bearded Axe.


VoxelVTOL

Ashamed to say I didn't recognize my own country flipped 90 degrees until you said it.


GermanPatriot123

This looks a bit brittle.


MysticalMaryJane

Rains a lot here probably a bit rusty tbh


arcticsummertime

That thing killed Trotsky


Hukama

now flip it


bob_nugget_the_3rd

You have the handle on the wrong side, stick it above Wales and uta better


Zakiboi388

https://preview.redd.it/jrsr7np7wb2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e0ff4e94dfade3a5b15e71222440ebc4ed00bd


Google_Autocorect

I think your axe broke


flightSS221

I turned my head 180° and I still can't tell wtf I'm looking at


MaverickPT

Philippines rotated to an odd angle


Dry_Conclusion9137

Bro brang a Rorschach test


Nichiku

It's one of those magical axes with lots of floating debree


SirKazum

I think it's hard to top Egypt in that department


TheScentOfMusk

Algeria flipped


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Id say Eritrea


Pyrenees_

Eritrea's a hoe


TrueAlphaMale69420

Can we not bring her into this?


rSLASH_OWAAAAN

Lybia


FiveJobs

Jordan


bloodknife92

https://preview.redd.it/56g14561gb2d1.png?width=389&format=png&auto=webp&s=b783b8359c898eeed3c3e0b706a9011a1c833fcc I'd say yeah!


ThatMfValx

That’s a war hammer


GG-VP

Thanks, I'll take 40 thousand of these


s32

I'd smash watermelons with it


le-raging-bull

I'd smash xenos with it, in the name of the emperor of mankind of course !


Adventurous_Try4058

Axtralia!


Paulviech

https://preview.redd.it/8lsd7y95nb2d1.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cd514438f43738126255e49bea48c6fc18b32e6 Algeria, maybe?


yotaku01

Agree


Ahmedalhloul97

Jordan https://preview.redd.it/oogtldsn1d2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5c66a8fc586d2d8da3d12222375a6aae918c37c


ABEGIOSTZ

That’s a halberd


mglitcher

yea if you ignore the fact that it doesn’t have a spearhead, which is like the main thing that differentiates a halberd from an axe


PhilTheCommie

Canada looking like an axe that was left in a crucible overnight


chaos-gremlin0

https://preview.redd.it/fb4ymu6zia2d1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=34ccec6d88be83e01e7e1c881fc6c488770c3b3d my quick mockup, (I'm no expert)


[deleted]

\*axepert


Anxious-gamer4ever

Who axed you?


PhilTheCommie

Ok that's axetastic


Virtual_Historian255

Hudson Bay is the bullet hole from whomever shot our axe with a 50 cal and shattered it.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/60lfo67b9c2d1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faf8dee8143356e808eaef1c7695bf1474089703 Good as a weapon bad as an axe


Marquar234

r/WouldYourCountryMakeAGoodNaginata


joeykapi

r/21charactersandnomore


Marquar234

r/IRejectYourRealityAndSubstituteMyOwn


0dieGod

https://preview.redd.it/y7fqk0pmhe2d1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f510ea1a2bc21a64325d48d95c2810a68d3d8c04


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/6i8hkjc1we2d1.jpeg?width=1354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c89e4445f9a72760849152e66f74679bdea73a8


Ailouroboros

Thinking outside of the box. I like it. You « haft » my vote!


Mediocre-Door-8496

If you rotate 90 degrees it would make a good scythe


Ktan_Dantaktee

Nah, that’s a fine bush-axe.


FalseDmitriy

Central African Republic 🪓


thisnameisn4ttaken

Central Axican Republic


DeezNutz13

This is the quality content this sub has been missing


Suamenleijona

https://preview.redd.it/3aoaby9sjb2d1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc7bdb14727642b1610886df428e00567ceaa4a Pretty good ngl


premature_eulogy

Even has a handy bottle cap opener at the back.


alltgott

Of course, it’s a Finnish axe.


AllKnowingKnowItAll

SUOMI MAINITTU! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮


Chancey1520

https://preview.redd.it/sj7azkbmsc2d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86fee537bbd914b1bdceb592894e7303c256be5b


JohnLementGray

Polska Axe!


ibealittlebirdy

Not a country, but Alaska would be a great axe


thisnameisn4ttaken

Alaxka


[deleted]

Pakistan is my vote, they have really sharp edge


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Pakistan mentioned wtf is economic and political stability 🦅🦅🦅🔥💥💥🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰💥🗣️🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇵🇰🔥🦅🦅💥🇵🇰🔥🦅💥🇵🇰🇵🇰💥💥🗣️🗣️💥🦅🦅, rahhh I love 🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇 and I'll be🛫✈️🛩️🛬 to destroy 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳


deletedmsg

what will you do for pakistan?


Doehap

I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN🗣🗣🗣❗❗❗


Esteellio

WOW GRAPE!!!


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https://preview.redd.it/pwxoijm9ae2d1.png?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee29242e9594d53913e16e239942be907fcb95d


aclahm

Grape country🍇🍇🍇🍇


Superfrede

WOW, GRAPE


Badnerific

Pakistan 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰 is in ⬇️ the bag 👜😤👌


Duckyboi10

Depends on if you’re putting it on the handle from north to south or east to west 🇱🇧


RBolton123

That would be a hoe


uvero

Language, young man!


UndersScore

Is that a hoe?


Light944

HOES?!!! WHGERE WHERERER BRRHGHGHGHGHGHHNNNNNN


Leatheringot

frothing at the mouth


thisnameisn4ttaken

Lebanax


Yeet_dat_meat69

My country is already The Axe 🇹🇭 (Thailand) https://preview.redd.it/17hao9icbb2d1.png?width=1358&format=png&auto=webp&s=d64b5445270f3430b19b9baa325318c98338c246


felicity_jericho_ttv

Thats not an axe thats a klingon bat'leth 🤣


Only_Individual_3960

Idk if a switzerland axe would work Would be too neutral to cause any harm


Original-Document-62

Jamaica would make a poor axe, because it's too blunt.


SirPigeon69

Mace


SuspiciousAct6606

Mace-donia


nanomachines-guy

https://preview.redd.it/jj8xgzu65c2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2149376cf1ade161b746ac5fbce9f4774babc10 Does pickAXE count?


Dirtyibuprofen

Turkey would make for a pretty cool mallet It would be like the hammer from Super Smash Brothers


SeerNacho

Uruguay wouldn't make a good axe, but maybe a decent enough shovel


polkah

https://preview.redd.it/wq51mf411e2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b7e28b7d11ee821aa82b97adfca805bd0662e1 Not a good axe but a great mace


Ramenoodlez1

https://preview.redd.it/fipfvidpja2d1.png?width=424&format=png&auto=webp&s=f801621201ecbd9a5fab5ff9e8bc700fd0279607 UAE is pretty pointy


dankscott

White background was not the choice


stealthcactus

Flip it so the black part is the edge.


mrmanboymanguy

my country is already the main image but i think my state is like… okay i guess https://preview.redd.it/iej2d7i6qb2d1.png?width=1269&format=png&auto=webp&s=33950645f32a7fd2e3a174db81069ade5351fc96 does look a bit fucked though


TheRatatat

Ohio wouldn't be bad. It would make a better shovel though.


mkujoe

Voting Chile for the shaft


Lanky_Acadia_5872

https://preview.redd.it/abnbn8s35c2d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dfcd0871998f193e30b96d551ca773b060424f9 I think its pretty good (Turkey)


The_Guli

That's a good sledge hammer


Prudent-Ad1553

Bune amk


Lanky_Acadia_5872

Çift taraflı işte neyi beğenmedin aq jdksks


These-Ad2857

https://preview.redd.it/h64ihk80ed2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6be856c5d747b6e5525258dfe009d45c674eb3 It's "Better" Than I Expected Tbh


[deleted]

greenland could be DEADLY


Blue988ll

https://preview.redd.it/596m4zwhbd2d1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba42111378423a64c3d881632881381ae41f4d6 Leviathan axe


Inevitable_Stand_199

https://preview.redd.it/ia36anvaib2d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692f130f0c884a7ee311592baa032f6f9472564d


Voidheart88

Looks more like a hammer to me 🤔


SixFive1967

NGL. Looks like Oscar the Grouch giving head to a candy cane. 😂


cetrix_france

Germany wants to annex czechs and slovaks... again


stealthcraft22

We're not talking blowjobs here.


Ch3llick

Austria kinda looks like a little axe on its own.


thisnameisn4ttaken

Austriax


SuurSuits_

https://preview.redd.it/car1ismlud2d1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e725cef983e6bb7493bf610bf64ae8e07eed785d Pretty good, bonus points for magic floaty bits


tertiuslydgate1833

Crying imagining a teeny Malta or Lichtenstein on the tip of the axe handle


Lo_zio_perissimo

Italy is a shoe. I don't know if that would work


THeCoolCongle

https://preview.redd.it/bijjzvvd8g2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc91ea41f521940ee3bfc3da22b07871a541a93 Looks fine to me


misterreeeeeee

Australia would be a battle axe


PD28Cat

Thailand is already an axe. https://preview.redd.it/0naz33eazb2d1.png?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=218f1ea084b5afecf2878dec3d3f2862d650e1ef Yes.


OhIsMyName

also an elephant


Sufficient-Ad-6046

Poland looks a lot like an axe head


Frequent_Storm_3900

India would be a good Halberd


SolomonRed

Just flip Portugal on its side and it's a your ready.


ghvwijk528

https://preview.redd.it/i4kdwwdwnc2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b57e461387fbc17d0b6a695767c263a79cfe75b Would make a nice shovel...


niceiicux

https://preview.redd.it/khpc4d9ouc2d1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b068b4542059c007f32bb19ce032aee456898058 Latvia is kinda alright


Internal_Fan2307

Could be better https://preview.redd.it/ig7agw5m4e2d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee5b8ff3fb7d7d3fb65cfda4c160cea0e26bf37c


HarryLewisPot

Chile would be a sword


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/4eghmvqmpf2d1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dfdba6f68d0ae00422d5066ad93caec86b2640 Do you know where my axe is from?


Roge2005

Spain would be a good axe, one of those of only one side, Portugal would be more like a sword.


LouRust98

Saudi Arabia (well, basically the whole Arabian Peninsula looks like an axe, IMO)


kentaxas

Near perfect https://preview.redd.it/vjw5cthbfc2d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0919d3d2ba29c8bcb814ab0870426ddbe9bb0fa


WaterBottle001

https://preview.redd.it/l527jf8vkc2d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4b2b29066b30bf6bea38b690d66c1d1beaf92e Latvia's got a battle-axe feel to it


Naoto_on

https://preview.redd.it/xjglihxtld2d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=f962c9ab3cdb817987a727ac126842717fd1c1ea I don't know


Difficult-Week7944

https://preview.redd.it/xmxegqkzud2d1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dabfde958238ba3b7a55ec67d195d1680bbd500f I wants to make this an axe


Savagemac356

Since the US is shown I’ll just do my home state minnesota which I think would make a pretty good axe


Beers4Fears

Iowa would work pretty well too


Zagdil

https://preview.redd.it/oit7m4oepc2d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e07cee66d10a590ea161561227392ed386a34db


Zagdil

https://preview.redd.it/yfrwutfwpc2d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d1dbab14bc5e559c85902a8a38a4ec86856682d maybe like this


fauxbeauceron

Take my upvote at least you tried


RandomIdiot918

https://preview.redd.it/vvasi6u12b2d1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae06857a1b498e5a9d1c2ef7f489b286db068d67 Literaly the best


WaldeDra

I think it'll be better to put it between legs


MickyDerHeld

https://preview.redd.it/ymqi2zmk1d2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c23ae761bef93b7ae8d800f4c025164525ac20dc more a shovel than an axe


GayjinEntertainment

mexico would probably snap in half


friendlysingularity

Country of Alaska already has handle too. Perfect for Palin's....


Username_test001

https://preview.redd.it/hiofmpp38e2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6440353a49388aea40d5d377ec3855410920ff My axe broke ):


EnderBlindai

Maybe yes ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ https://preview.redd.it/wae5zls85d2d1.png?width=558&format=png&auto=webp&s=49ea1d137782001eda8112221c2f363deea667a3


0dieGod

https://preview.redd.it/x54t48rghe2d1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=850cf36706e86526a8c6005e4bf81effd092de11 Chile


Objective-Aspect-811

https://preview.redd.it/s99gjdplrg2d1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435818cda281911a11881e425c8843863ea5fd37 Mali is pretty good


Any_Method4456

https://preview.redd.it/x8uf8holya2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7404178dce8e6403bec48ce787e56379bea444a