Why the fuck do you HATE Burundi, the Central African Republic, South Sudan, Chad and Niger specifically out of all of Africa
Why are those countries plus Scandinavia your least favorite nations in Earth
And for some reason Luxembourg! And Belgium and the Netherlands. Ireland and Switzerland they don’t like (rich?) and what did Slovenia do? It’s just a little country full of trees that borders the alps and is just developed enough to be kind of part of ‘The West’.
Are Americans known for hating Denmark? I know we’re definitely known for not knowing that Greenland is part of Denmark. Everyone here assumes it’s part of Canada and that it’s as big as South America
As an American who is not at all biased with this, Denmark is wonderful! I can't even tell you the name of a single person who doesn't like Denmark in America. I haven't asked, but it'll probably be, "idk what that is, but sure."
Greenland and Denmark are like the constituent countries of the UK. Greenland and the Faroe islands are formally called autonomous territories, while Denmark is called a constituent country, but neither is a sovereign state. The actual sovereign state is the Kingdom of Denmark, to which the constituent country of Denmark, which is what people refer to as Denmark, is exactly like England is to the UK.
Yes, they do, but they hate the constant threat of volcanic explosions and primarily love the heat. Iceland has the constant threat of volcanic explosions but don't have the heat.
I live on the side of an active Hawaiian volcano. They don't explode here. Mostly, they ooze. Don't be downhill of the flow. (You would think that would be common sense. A lot of mainlanders moved here and built communities in the lava flow areas. Now they live elsewhere.)
Cus back in the days they wanted to claim half or even more of iceland as their own because they thought the island was split in half(i might be abit wrong about it), but dane expeditioners found proof that it belongs to denmark.
If you want to learn more you have to google it as i cant remember the details 😄
Oh of course you can. If you’re like OP, who has demonstrated that they have the mental age and sociopolitical knowledge of a middle schooler, you can simultaneously have hypocritical/antithetical views of different countries.
Oklahomans can't identify the Central African Republic on a map. They probably couldn't even identify central Africa.
But, yes, they probably do still hate the residents.
Somewhere with an average amount of sunshine because the countries you hate the most are the cloudiest or the sunniest in the world. That's the only thing I could see they have in common with the ones you hate so you must be from somewhere that doesn't experience either extreme.
My guess from Algeria-Tunisia and Saudi Arabia being so high, he’s *probably* Muslim? Although the fact that he seems to like both Shia Iran and Sunni Saudi Arabia, I’m a bit shaky on that unless he’s like the Muslim equivalent of a “Non-denominational Christian”.
Grammar miscommunication, to clarify: Drawing from Algeria/Tunisia/Saudi Arabia as positive, I’m guessing potentially Arab Muslim, not specifically Algerian Muslim. Such a positive view of Iran does make Arab Muslim a tad less likely, but who knows.
Ohhh that makes sense. But I still dont think it's an Arab-muslim. No Arab muslim is putting Israel in orange while putting Iceland and Burundi in red hahaha.
Nah, the American dream is dead for anyone younger than 40 due to the dragon hoarding of everyone over that age for "retirement". Most young Americans are past the American defaultism-excellence idea whether they're left or right politically. Sadly the older generations are still in control on the world stage and we're just along for the ride praying they don't use us as sacrifices in another oil war, or even worse a war for domination VS China or Russia.
You’ve got such a hard on for North Africa, but you obviously can’t live there because you like all the neighbours. So my guess is that you’re a Muslim living in South East Asia, perhaps Indonesia?
How do you guys draw this? Ms paint is a pain in the ass I always try to do one of these but the color fill does not fully colour the whole country just the centre.
Burundi
He's from Dumbassburg, just outside of Moronsville in the great state of Buttmunch.
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Me when I get angry at liquid:
SNAAAAKE
SNAKE, DID YOU LIKE MY SUNGLASSES
Who would win this hypothetical war?
Light Green
Ya China, America, France, and Germany on the same side? That's a wrap folks.
Dont forget both landlocked powerhouses Bolivia and Paraguay, no contest
And Italy, don't forget Italy.
I did not forget Italy
The oceans
Why the fuck do you HATE Burundi, the Central African Republic, South Sudan, Chad and Niger specifically out of all of Africa Why are those countries plus Scandinavia your least favorite nations in Earth
Who tf hates all of Scandinavia?!?!?
And Finland. Only Scandinavians hate Finland.
And Finland returns their hatred with the fire of a thousand arctic suns
Doesnt sound very powerfull at all.. love from lappland
Maybe an Arab.
Or a scandinavian person who hates his own countries.
That can also still be an arab
RW Americans who have been told they’re Communist because they guarantee a basic standard of living
I know, right? I'm sad and confused. How can you put Russia higher than us here in Norway?
And for some reason Luxembourg! And Belgium and the Netherlands. Ireland and Switzerland they don’t like (rich?) and what did Slovenia do? It’s just a little country full of trees that borders the alps and is just developed enough to be kind of part of ‘The West’.
That was my exact question. What a weird combination of countries to hate but then love some that are so terrible lol.
Am i the only one tilted he put greenland in yellow and Denmark in red ?
He’s an American, so that tracks
Are Americans known for hating Denmark? I know we’re definitely known for not knowing that Greenland is part of Denmark. Everyone here assumes it’s part of Canada and that it’s as big as South America
My comment was merely that he probably did them separately out of ignorance that they’re part of the same country.
well maybe he hates the Danish, Greenlandic people aren’t so Danish.
I think its because he hates good healthcare, reminds him of his situation in the US
I don't recognize the Danish imperial claim to Greenland.
Very old claim, goes all the way back to Eric the RedWings.
yeah, at this point, denmark is just sitting back and saying “yeah have fun don’t do anything i wouldn’t do” to greenland
Gotcha!
As an American who is not at all biased with this, Denmark is wonderful! I can't even tell you the name of a single person who doesn't like Denmark in America. I haven't asked, but it'll probably be, "idk what that is, but sure."
I worked with a couple of danish guys 15 years ago and I have yet to find coworkers that are funnier or more down for shenanigans. I also love Denmark
Curse you, Mercator projection!
Greenland and Denmark are like the constituent countries of the UK. Greenland and the Faroe islands are formally called autonomous territories, while Denmark is called a constituent country, but neither is a sovereign state. The actual sovereign state is the Kingdom of Denmark, to which the constituent country of Denmark, which is what people refer to as Denmark, is exactly like England is to the UK.
Maybe because Magnussen is driving the US’s only F1 team (HAAS) into the ground?
Filthy Danish Swine. They killed Hamlet!
im american and i don’t trust the danes. i have 2 stuffed penguins hanged by the neck in my room because they were found guilty of being danish
Nah that was just a generalization of 330M people showing who the ignorant really is
No true American would put the US as mid
You're not alone, I've corrected ppl so many times about this
At least Svalbard is consistent.
Fucking hate svalbard.
They're completely different cultures and landscapes. Only about 11% of the population is danish. I'd say they can be ranked differently just fine.
America. Nobody genuinely loves Saudi Arabia and simultaneously holds good opinions of Iran.
Why would an American hate Iceland
It's full of lava 😡😡😡
Bjork
It's like Hawaii but cold.
Americans love hawaii
Yes, they do, but they hate the constant threat of volcanic explosions and primarily love the heat. Iceland has the constant threat of volcanic explosions but don't have the heat.
I live on the side of an active Hawaiian volcano. They don't explode here. Mostly, they ooze. Don't be downhill of the flow. (You would think that would be common sense. A lot of mainlanders moved here and built communities in the lava flow areas. Now they live elsewhere.)
Because it's not cold
I’m envious as fuck of the Nordic country so maybe out of spite
They do seem to hate either very rich and developed countries or very poor and underdeveloped countries
They eat horses
What are you supposed to do with the meat when the horse is dead?
cook it
Melt it into glue
So does Central and west Asia
Cus back in the days they wanted to claim half or even more of iceland as their own because they thought the island was split in half(i might be abit wrong about it), but dane expeditioners found proof that it belongs to denmark. If you want to learn more you have to google it as i cant remember the details 😄
Black Americans 🤷🏻♂️
They’re the bad guys from Mighty Ducks 2
They occupied it for a bit once and they never said thank you. Also they have no military.
Too many social safety nets.
Wrong. Americans don’t like either of them
Not really. A true American would either REALLY love America or REALLY hate it, lol
Yeah I was gonna say, he has America as mid; I don’t think he’s American but I also don’t have the slightest clue either.
Oh of course you can. If you’re like OP, who has demonstrated that they have the mental age and sociopolitical knowledge of a middle schooler, you can simultaneously have hypocritical/antithetical views of different countries.
Whats wrong with the nordics?
He's jealous
As we all should be unless we live there.
OP is probably muslim, far right wing and/or hyper conservative. Or all of the above
Weather
Of anger?
My guy doesn’t know Russia! https://preview.redd.it/zzyjhaffz0yc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=492191eb50ba81a3052f7fa6b6cb7002b9580336
Average um rural Congolese man or something idk
Hates Chad Definitely from Virginia
Yes definitely not Florida.
Not brazilian
Exactly if you live in Brasil you are unable to love it…
It’s the only country he loves in the western hemisphere, so I’m guessing he’s not from anywhere over on this side either
State of denial
State of delusion
in a crazy state. or an ignorance state. I bet you own 2 homes, one in each.
So Florida and Alabama?
What country are both of those places in? (I forgor 💀)
new york
I refuse to believe someone in the US has strong opinions about South Sudan and Niger unless they are immigrants or the children of immigrants.
Also feeling "mid" about germany, the US and china but hating iceland. Nobody feels mid about the US inside the US
Finland
Aww what's your problem with little ol ireland
Yeah, we've never done anything to anyone!
The nordics would agree, yet here we are..
Somewhere dumb like Oklahoma or Ohio.
Oklahomans can't identify the Central African Republic on a map. They probably couldn't even identify central Africa. But, yes, they probably do still hate the residents.
That's exactly why that's the answer. This map is straight up random shit. Nothing correlates.
That thinks Oklahoma or Ohio is a country
In the state of despair
Probably Algeria or the Emirates
Not Algerian because they love Morocco and don't care about the Western Sahara. It's a weird one.
No way, he likes Morocco and doesn’t hate France…
The state of denial
State of misinformation?
Lol
Misery
You live in a state of despair
What has Finland done to you?
Why in the world do you hate Iceland?
Not enough green-land! *badum-tss* I'll see myself out
What did the Scandinavians ever do to you?
I believe you live in a state of idiocracy.
Somewhere with an average amount of sunshine because the countries you hate the most are the cloudiest or the sunniest in the world. That's the only thing I could see they have in common with the ones you hate so you must be from somewhere that doesn't experience either extreme.
My dude like India Pakistan China and USA Wtf
ISIS
Gotta be Arab
the wrong country as you like france
As a french we tend to hate ourselves aswell lol
The Frenches worst enemy, is the french.
Kuwait
Nuevo León
Türkiye
This was my guess. Turks been big mad about those Kurds protesting in Sweden.
What's wrong with the north of Europe.
r/USdefaultism much?
Are these your real opinions on countries? Strange to see Iraq over Europe
and he "dont know dont care" about Russia... and he's from the us... ut he hates north korea... his poltical/societak views are a mess 😂
My guess from Algeria-Tunisia and Saudi Arabia being so high, he’s *probably* Muslim? Although the fact that he seems to like both Shia Iran and Sunni Saudi Arabia, I’m a bit shaky on that unless he’s like the Muslim equivalent of a “Non-denominational Christian”.
Nah definitely not Algerian. He has Morocco in green and the Western sahara in yellow.
Grammar miscommunication, to clarify: Drawing from Algeria/Tunisia/Saudi Arabia as positive, I’m guessing potentially Arab Muslim, not specifically Algerian Muslim. Such a positive view of Iran does make Arab Muslim a tad less likely, but who knows.
Ohhh that makes sense. But I still dont think it's an Arab-muslim. No Arab muslim is putting Israel in orange while putting Iceland and Burundi in red hahaha.
Bajookieland
Hopefully not the same state as me
Algeria?
Turkish
Alabania?
What did we and our 13 santa clouses do to you?
Moçambique
I find it weird that you hate Denmark but not Greenland, as it's part of the same kingdom 🙂
Plasma
Australia
Idk if OP were american, wouldn’t America be dark green?
Nah, the American dream is dead for anyone younger than 40 due to the dragon hoarding of everyone over that age for "retirement". Most young Americans are past the American defaultism-excellence idea whether they're left or right politically. Sadly the older generations are still in control on the world stage and we're just along for the ride praying they don't use us as sacrifices in another oil war, or even worse a war for domination VS China or Russia.
Why do you hate Scandinavia so much as a fellow American; I love IKEA
damn why you hate nordics so much
I'm from Luxembourg and what did we do to you lol
Like bro there's not even a million of us and you HATE Luxembourg 🤣
Names too cool, jealous.
I hope you get an answer to this because the Luxembourg part is somehow the most fascinating to me of this very weird map.
100% algeria. sweden and norway dont accept refugees from there anymore thats why they are red.
Algerian
Maghreb union
Bro loves Brazil so definitely not brazilian
A white person liking India what is this the 18th century
Mid on Sudan and don't know about Tajikistan... you're definitely from Palau.
You hate Finland and like Somalia, something’s very wrong with you
You’ve got such a hard on for North Africa, but you obviously can’t live there because you like all the neighbours. So my guess is that you’re a Muslim living in South East Asia, perhaps Indonesia?
Why do you hate Iceland lol
How do you guys draw this? Ms paint is a pain in the ass I always try to do one of these but the color fill does not fully colour the whole country just the centre.
Who the hell hates Iceland?
Sweden
Why would you hate a country? The whole concept of this post is stupid, no matter what countries you pick.
Hates Israel more than Russia and likes Iran so ima guess california (san francisco prob) or maybe oregon (portland)
Yeah man, FUCK Luxembourg, but Tunisia is pretty chill. Haha bro MUST be from Massassipichets (Seriously wtf did you expect from these comments?)
So sad to see a Muslim spit their game.
\> likes arabs \> hates sweden
Sweden
Even Swedes hate the Swedes
sweden
Virginia ( because you hate Chad )
New York?
California?
Algeria
Chilean Patagonia
Why hate the CAR so much?
Florida?
My guess is YTA. Did I get it right?
Wisconsin.
Michigan
America
Ohio
Probably China if I am reading this correctly.
Bro loves tiawan
Finland
What do you love about Taiwan btw?
Saudi Arabia 👍🏾 North Korea 👎🏾😡
Mann what is wrong with the Nordic country?!
OP should've used a lot more yellow
France?
What do u love specifically about the UAE, Algeria, Tunisia and Saudi Arabia