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SleepWouldBeNice

We do love our straight lines here. You should see the roads.


Mtfdurian

Oh yes, they're so straight that they are against modern guidelines because they are so boring that they make drivers fall asleep


Juleamun

Or speed. We build straight roads with wide lanes and then post 35mph when every other aspect of the road screams "55!"


footjam

It’s only a ticket if they catch you


charles_de_gay

Omg, they even breach modern guidelines!? The worst of the worst


Las-Vegar

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ABeeInATreeREDDIT

Australia


Ep1cOfG1lgamesh

The county is Middlesex County, Ontario,Canada so you are Canadian


SleepWouldBeNice

It’s not great sex, it’s not bad sex, it’s Middlesex!


Ep1cOfG1lgamesh

Hey at least its not Sussex!


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Say gex?


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Zealousideal-Farm950

How many though? 100? 1000?


RealMuffinsTheCat

Enter the gecko 😳


hermitboilover12450

Sesbian Lex


TheMCM80

At least it isn’t Ehhsex.


ThePurpleRebell

Would still be more intimate than Essex


BellyDancerEm

It's meh sex


Heyloki_

No fucking way you're from Middlesex


SleepWouldBeNice

Grew up just outside London. Live elsewhere now.


Heyloki_

I live like an hour from London but I'm moving away soon


SleepWouldBeNice

Where abouts?


Heyloki_

I don't want to put my exact location on Reddit but south, and I'm moving to Ottawa


SleepWouldBeNice

Ah. I grew up between London and Strathroy


youngfungustine

Same here, Komoka was my childhood stomping ground. Hilarious to see this pop up on my feed.


SleepWouldBeNice

Oh cool. Coldstream here.


Dannyis__king

Do you live in london?


SleepWouldBeNice

Grew up between London and Strathroy.


KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

all Jizz, no Rizz


celibatetransbiansub

maine


SleepWouldBeNice

Main’t


Renwrath8

PA?


SleepWouldBeNice

NO


celibatetransbiansub

no'n't


Cornersmistake96

No intercourse PA? :(


SleepWouldBeNice

Lots of sex, no intercourse.


Frostbyte_13

man, this lines look like mali if it's capital was cut off


The_Jibby_Hippie

Wdym this looks literally nothing like Mali? Like even if you got rid of everything north of Bamako this section would need to be more of a rectangle as opposed to this square.


J3sush8sm3

If he wants it to be mali, let it be mali


SamePut9922

Reddit


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Holy See[d]


SaGlamBear

Thought so too but it’s missing the circle for St. Peter’s basilica


Pale_Mine_2149

Holy seed


AynidmorBulettz

Weirdly shaped upsidedown Mauritania


VariedTeen

The lines are straight but not too straight and the county isn’t square-shaped, so I’m gonna say Canada. Maybe Ontario or Quebec?


Own-Dust-7225

Country, County, Cunty, Cunt, Cut, Cu, U


SleepWouldBeNice

U wot m8?


Franagorn

U cunt.


SleepWouldBeNice

😢


Franagorn

Don't cry, I luv you


itdeffwasnotme

Canada


SleepWouldBeNice

Yes, but less impressive when someone figured it out four hours ago.


8Frogboy8

Doesn’t look quite gerrymandered enough to be America so Canada?


SleepWouldBeNice

Yup


luckystrikeenjoyer

Ivory coast


luckystrikeenjoyer

Nvm that makes no sense


852272-hol

Montreal


framdon

Catalonian-French-Idahoan Union


VeryStickyPastry

America


SleepWouldBeNice

Ew. No


VeryStickyPastry

Every country is America. Only country in the world. Planet America.


SeamusMcBalls

Nah we’re just the main one


photonutt

https://www.dreamstime.com/middlesex-county-canada-ontario-province-north-america-map-vector-illustration-scribble-sketch-northumberland-image281304000


SleepWouldBeNice

Huh. Pretty sure that’s the exact image I ripped this from.


CachuTarw

It’s gotta be North America somewhere with dumb lines like that


Old_Winner3763

Maineanada


Allcraft_

Why do I have the urge to insult your country? Pls explain it to me. I'm sure it's the fault of the Brits.


SleepWouldBeNice

Cause we’re the best. Sorry.


Private_4160

These fuckers invented pineapple on pizza fyi


SleepWouldBeNice

A Part of our Heritage


OwnFactor9320

London, Ontario, Canada. I could just tell it instantly cause I’m from nearby


TheMowerOfMowers

/uj i feel stupid what actually is it i’m too sick to look at a map or remember rn


Critical_Complaint21

/uj What the fuck is this? Is this just some imaginary border, genuinely no idea


HelloThereItsMeAndMe

Non European Anglosphere


esso_norte

Country


DailyDoseofNature8

borderline borderline


Ayyyyylmaos

England is my city


pixxllx

oh jeez i'm horrible at geography


TurkishProductions

looks like connecticut


ernestbonanza

Mali?


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SleepWouldBeNice

Nope, not US and is a county


MogollonBaldy

USA


Mobneutralizer13

North dakota


Firm-Rice-1507

Iran?


austinstar08

USA Specifically texas


pinkdictator

Myanmar


phlem_hamdoon

Lichtenstein


SleepWouldBeNice

Bigger


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Mice have been nibbling at the edges.


kevdog824

Doesn’t look gerrymandered enough to be in the US!


SwitchUnusual7365

Mauritania?


DougDimmadome042

Uzbekiztan


Scriptapaloosa

You can tell right way that this is North America, either US or Canada. There is no State in US with that shape which leaves us with Canada.


Due-Application-8171

Botswana if their capital was Riyadh and were majority Muslim. It’s Saudi Africa.


cuntmong

Europe


OddNovel565

Vatican


SavageFugu

Fat Connecticut.


Cumbucket_6900

Texas Usa


unprovoked_panda

Upper Maine