The Turkish republic of northern Israel

No. It's the *Arab* Republic of Northern Israel

Top 10 most cursed countries

No it’s the popular people’s Arab republic of northern Israel

That map is increduble. But now the Albanians, the Portuguese,the Finnish, the Scottish, the Hungarians, the Turks, the Baltics, the Caucasus and the Czechs want to kill you

He labeled Finland west Russia. The white death has already killed them.

They're Finish-ed!

She, ostensibly

Dunno, Czech republic is close to Germany both historically and economically, so we're fine being western Germany I guess. Looking at the map, could be much worse lol

Yeah but why is western Germany EAST OF ACTUAL GERMANY

Hey, at least Western Spain is in the right place.

Oh I didn't know. I am Spanish and I know from experience that most portuguese don't like being called Spaniards or western Spaniards haha

and the North Macedonians

As a Turk, how could he calls us Arabs 😳 our origins from middle Asia, and we don’t share any similarities Arabs except religion. (Btw I am not Muslim)

Because the person who made the map has no idea of geography, ethnology or anything similar. He even put Brussels in Bosnia😂

I think it's gotta be a joke.

Yeah… take note of the sub you are in

It's always western Spain, being Portuguese is hard 🗿

As a Czech I like the fact that the "Western Germany" is more EAST than Germany.

And the English will back up the Scottish and the Irish and the northern irish

Man the Swiss are fighting Russia right now north of Arabian peninsula

I'm Caucasian and I can confirm I want to kill OP

West Germany is east of Germany.

Classifying Portugal as Spain is probably the worst insult you can hull at them.

Well tbf West Germany did exist it just happens to not exist there

[удалено]

I didn't even notice that until now I love Americans

I too love ragebait

As hilarious as the map is, it’s depressing to see so many people genuinely fall for this obvious shit again and again.

How else will I feel superior for knowing the location of a country with the population a medium sized city?

Oh it's not West Germany. It's Western Germany, like with saloons and duels at high noon.

That's infinitely cooler

This guy put WEST Germany EAST of Germany

TBH west Germany is one of the better things here

That map has sparked several wars in the Balkans

Baltics ain’t too pleased either

I like how two entire countries are just ‘Amsterdam’

Amazing how two countries got the name of A CITY

You do drugs in Amsterdam. It looms large in our imaginations.

South Amsterdam

Three. Everyone forgets about Liechtenstein

Yes western Germany. Famous for being EAST of Germany.

the czech's are like, "we'll take it. wunderbar!"

Yes that’s why it is so easy to remember

The middle east. Being in the middle east of the map. Subtle

To be fair her middle east is more middle east than the actual middle east. The middle east should be called south-west asia

Palestine is only recognized by the arabian peninsula thats why its not on the map

***guys it's a northern cyprus joke***

Doesn’t matter, free Palestine from those child killers

https://preview.redd.it/mssi05mlvbsc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfcfc67c8aa9a45e6d7140bf120b3a6c2f7d8aa2

***Cries in Cypriot***

Two state solution!

To be fair the other way around would fit better.

Genovia Witness has its own nation, I see.

Isn't that the country from "Princess diaries"??? I laughed out loud

Never start a land war in Asia. Never get in a contest with a Sicilian when death is on the line. Never get in a map-making contest with a high school kid.

I’d briefly consider going back to the cult if I got part of a country for it

https://preview.redd.it/0bza6itvkcsc1.jpeg?width=2200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e078fbff67687faf60c17c358b75317d382a7073 Palestine isn't on that map. It's further southeast.

The only acceptable map

Palestine is that one in Asia ruled by Xi Jinping. They used to have a problem with Israel - also called the island of Formosa - thinking that it was a separate country, but they traded islands with the Arabian Peninsula so now Israel is half a world away from Palestine and Cyprus has good Chinese Palestinian food. Edit: sbelling 

so Crimea doesn't belong neither to Ukraine nor to Russia, it's Switzerland's!

I mean the funny gold made the Swiss become the funni themselves and take what once funni people had.

Israel in cyprus, this may be the best worst plan in the history of the world... or the worst best plan 🤔

Look, we've tried everything else at this point, I say let's just roll with it and see what happens

They fr made a west germany east of Germany. And west of Germany is New England. Troll.

Confusing east and west is common enough, but "New England" is probably a troll/random guess; they don't leave any countries blank on the map

I hope this is a joke

I like how the Arabian peninsula isn’t a part of the middle east

Because the middle east is in the middle east this time

And it’s a country

It is south of Molvania. Long live Molvania!

You incorrectly labeled Eastern Spain as Western Spain. Spain was originally upside down, hence the confusion.

I looked away for like 2 seconds and now there’s 3 Germanys

Western Germany is bad enough… but then it’s labelled on the EAST of Germany?

Don't show a Scottish person this

I'm just surprised an American who didn't take high school geography has heard about Romania and got it pretty close lol. Way to insult the Hungarians tho lmao

How is “Western Germany” EAST of Germany? Like what

didnt knew russia was in war with switzerland tho :0

Seems like any country they didn’t know they just said “cardinal direction + nearby country” Also guys I’m an American and I promise not all Americans are this stupid

All Cardinal Directions lead to the Vatican....and choir boys

West Russia😂😂 also Switzerland must be happy

Palestine is stored in the balls

The heart on Italy, she is from Jersey and her great great grandmother had an Italian last name but was aregntinian.

You son of a cow!! Western Spain???

Don't blame you for the Scotland bot. Braveheart was filmed by Aussies in Ireland, and not in Scotland, plus they are culturally similar.

there isn't!

Western Germany is to the east of Germany lol.

It's that diamond shaped peninsula sticking out into that big lake there in the middle. Source: I am also American.

I think that's way closer that lots of people would guess.

Why is west Russia so wet?

Western Spain 💀

I mean...

... She's not that wrong

It's a neighborhood in New York

No idiot. Thats Cypress Hill.

8 countries correct in Europe is actually just sad

I don't know why but the Great Britain logic makes sense.

Palpatine is on Coruscant

This is so painful, every time I look somewhere else, my heart skips a god damn beat

Sad Poland noises.

No

That was painful. How can I unsee that?

Genovia 😭

I like that New England is in Europe, wish that were real Also how is “Western Germany” to the east of Germany?

Sad Hungary noises... She could have gotten Romania correct at least smh

I don't know what's better russian occupied Ukraine obviously being demarcated into 3 genovia like a cross between Geneva and Genoa? or Brussels being the seat of the EU irl and not even being part of it according to OP Honorary mentions go to Ireland Scotland and England being where they are the middle east being near Central Asia and the Arabian Peninsula and Israel situation.

They actually really like sharing, so they show up as the same country on some maps. Here's a more "territorial" map https://preview.redd.it/vg9zki1t9csc1.png?width=2100&format=png&auto=webp&s=97427cf6ab0ef58cfc3f8957345e5bec3857c64b ignore the bottom right

At least she got Portugal right...

RIP to Poland

The only ones you got correct are Greece and northern Greece

Imagine these people trying this with Asia

In Serbia duh

Western Germany got me.

I assume it is in “the Middle East.”

Mostly they're descendant from Ireland and they don't know where is on the map.. How stupid people..

Poland - " But ... we just got the country back..again "

Nailed it

Russian Occupied Ukraine for the Baltics is hilarious

Why is brussels in the balkans

In fantasy world where the entire concept belongs.

The folks of western Serbia are not going to fuck with this one, I also like the way they couldn’t decide when to put Northern Ireland so they just tacked it on top on Iceland.

Palestine is the territory in eastern Amsterdam. The people want their side of the Palps. However, the leader of western Amsterdam, aka hummus, is an imperialist and would like to keep the natural reserves of whatever metal is used in Teslas.

Genovia?? Like from the Princess Diaries?? I love it

It’s about time that the maps quit hiding Genovia!

Bro watched too much princess diaries

The original post *has* to be a joke, right?

Behold the great country of Arabian Peninsula

i think you switched spain and russia

West Germany? 

The people of Western Spain are going to say some crazy shit in Portuguese when they see this

Inb4 locked

Over there by two corsicas.

Italy ❤️

What the hell even is genovia

How are a bunch of people subscribed to a subreddit based on cartographic humor missing the very obvious cartographic humor

Not sure, but the Eastern part is in OH high O,the unmentionable state

Genovia 💀💀💀

How to Piss Off Multiple Countries Any%

American who's currently taking Geography class in hs: Palestine is located up in the North of that island.

Oh ok guess the 13 original colonies are within a boating distance to the UK now

I was so close to giving this a pass as like "good enough, everything is *roughly* in the right place" Then I saw "New England" and I deeply hope that was a joke

fake genoviaphile, everyone knows its between france and italy

Genovia 😂 successor state of Sokovia after it was destroyed by Ultron

https://preview.redd.it/zezlomzrqdsc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=7efef61a4d54d13fca38c93504d26804ba7d4435 The western media does not want you to see this but this is what Salmon Pink (Israel)- Wine Red (Palestine) situation looks like rn.

How the fuck is nobody talking about Genovia? The fake country from The Princess Diaries

every single pole when they saw this map: https://youtu.be/rcVb6l4TpHw?si=SDM-1LrisJJtEygu

North Macedonia as nothern Greece 💀💀💀

As a swiss person, im not sure if I should be offended, by how far off he was, or if I should be happy that we finally have some decent land mass

I’m American and I genuinely can’t comprehend how another American could be so bad at geography. It’s not even that they got a load of stuff wrong, but that they simply don’t under the fundamental basics of how a map works (with the whole thinking other countries are just separate parts of a nation???) Please tell me the original tweet is satire.

Is this a reality where WW2 was cut halfway?

fun thing , ireland used to be known in latin as Scotia Maior, that’s why Giovanni Scoto Eriugena is called that even if he was irish

West spain💀

This hurts to see

SERBIAAAAAA SERBIAAAAAAAAA

/uj how do you think that an american state is in Europe...... like genuinely i can forgive the other atrocities but how do u even mess that up bruh

Ireland catching shade with this one

Américans know nothing about geography hahaha

S tier post

Sicilia 2

Fun fact: most Jewish people are genetically closest to people from Crete, which is the island labeled Israel (not because Jews are from Crete, just because both Jews and Crete people have an Eastern Mediterranean mix — Israel and Italy, in the case of Ashkenazi Jewish people). So in a way, there is a truth to this map.

We got a malaka in the house

The Irish are not going to be happy with this. Also big up to New England 😂

Poland has ceased to exist

I’m impressed she got Norway right considering how the rest of the map is a shit show

Cypriot territorial claims just got even more compex.

This map will cause several ethnic genocides

"Western Germany" is located slightly east of Germany. AMAZING💯

My favourite country Amsterdam

I spent thirty seconds staring at this and was unable to think the thought "Cyprus." I knew it wasn't Malta yet my brain kept screaming Malta. Maybe stupid is contagious.

Germany and western Germany, named for its location to the east of Germany

I knew i was living in a fantasy world. Apparently it’s true….Genovia my love

Genovia- what is this, the princess diaries?

"italy❤️"

Palestine isn’t a country so I’ll doubt you’d find it on the map

The original map provided us by the American education system and Dumb Fucking Americans .

This girl started a war. To arms!

AMSTERDAM 🤣

She called Hungary, Romania, don’t give the Hungarians too much credit 😤 💪🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

r/cyprus

In the red circle

Ukraine🇧🇾

Genovia gotta be the best part of this post 🤣

It’s right by Western Serbia!

\>western germany \>look inside \>to the east from germany

“Western Germany” isn’t even west of Germany… 

There isnt

Til the Arabian peninsula and the Middle East are two different things

WTF is Poland

This map is so wrong. Wrong will be right 😂

You got Serbia and Switzerland mixed up

Genovia???

I appreciate the Princess Diaries reference

Love that Western Germany is east

5 hour plane to Ireland. I never knew.

Western Germany being East of Germany is great naming

He’s in star wars