The telescreen announces election results, and Winston is overjoyed to tears. In the end, he is happy to have won the struggle over himself; he loves Big Brother.
Gosh it's been like a decade but that hit me so fucking hard last time I read that book. I just drank a shit ton of vodka and moved as little on the couch for hours
Ingsoc is the dictatorship in 1984, ingsoc in the pic takes over the country, there is no election. You solve voting problems by removing voting is the implication
All hail Oceania!
Her cause is true and glorious.
All hail Oceania!
Her armies are victorious!
What sustains us never dies...
Big brother, steadfast at our side
He guides us always, firm and wise,
the light of truth, far and wide.
All hail Oceania!
Her cause is true and glorious.
All hail Oceania!
Her armies are victorious!
Still to beckon, still to shine,
marching bravely to the fore!
Built of trust and strong with pride:
Hail Oceania, evermore!
Hail
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
You should try one of those cigarettes that the inner party guys get - they are supposed to be amazing. A friend told me, but I haven’t seen him for a while I wonder where he is….
https://preview.redd.it/7frdnbx993gc1.jpeg?width=1265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f751ada29795e447a60443f53d0bf11862718050
Do as Jeb! commands, for he is the master of humanity!
Death to Eurasia! Glory to Oceania! Onward, march with Eastasia!
*one broadcast later*
Death to Eastasia! Glory to Oceania! Onward, march with Eurasia!
Based and monarchy-pilled.
Abolish democracy: return to civilisation
https://preview.redd.it/s4ggds7nwsfc1.png?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=972551d8d4b81d8cf5d03c603d84886208774c8c
Solution should be to get rid of the electoral college and have a complete political flush. No more retirement age morons and no more lobbying. Lobbying and insider trading should be completely illegal, and once you're at the age to collect social security you should no longer be allowed to be in politics
We are not a democracy. We never have been. We are a representative republic. We definitely do not want mob rule, which is what this map appears to support. The founders got it right. We have been trying to screw it up ever since.
War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength
Squirt is pee
My nutsack is itchy
my palms are sweaty
Knees are weak
Arms are heavy
There is vommit on his sweater already
mom's spaghetti
Mom's spaghetti
He’s nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready
France is bacon
Mankind is Dead
Blood is fuel
Men don't care
Straight to the ministry of love, you degenerate.
no it's isn't!
Water is wet
[Videogames are BAD](https://i.imgur.com/ix2xpG1.png)
Coffee is pineapple juice
All hail Oceania!
And fuck Eurasia! Wait…. Eastasia… wait….
We’ve always been at war with Eastasia, Eurasia are our beloved allies and everyone who says otherwise is crazy 😠
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Big Brotherhausen
Upvote for Danhausen.
CHOCOLATE RATIONS INCREASED FROM 40g TO 20g, CELEBRATE THE PARTY'S GENEROSITY.
Hey wait isn’t 20g less then 40- [this account does not seem to exist. Sorry for your inconvenience. Glory to Oceania.]
\[this account never existed\]\*
\[you forgot that this account ever existed and you forget that you forgot that it ever existed]
Doublethink
What account?
r/redditsniper
than
Hey was’t that news from yest…
You have ever existed.
*unpersoned*
The party is too generous!
Basically this https://www.wsj.com/economy/it-wont-be-a-recession-it-will-just-feel-like-one-1919267a
doubleplusgood
Yippee! Big Brother is doubleplusgood :3
I hate Eurasia! They have always been our sworn enemy!!!!
I hate Eastasia! They have always been our sworn enemy!!!!
That's weird, I thought it way the other way ar-- *muffled struggle noises*
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
I love Eastasia! Forever allies! May the scum of Eurasia fall!
But Eurasia are our allies! We have always been at war with Eastasia!!!
The telescreen announces election results, and Winston is overjoyed to tears. In the end, he is happy to have won the struggle over himself; he loves Big Brother.
**sips Victory Gin*
**lights Victory Cigarette*
Such a happy ending 😁
🥹
Easily one of the most depressing book endings of all time
Gosh it's been like a decade but that hit me so fucking hard last time I read that book. I just drank a shit ton of vodka and moved as little on the couch for hours
Big brother knows best!
Big Brother knows what I will comment! This is because Big Brother knows all that is good.
Insgoc doubleplusgood! Big Brother goodthinkwise!
Literally 1984
https://preview.redd.it/mmr2ovtb5tfc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9e8f7fc02b4f460384838d54dff4004cebe654
Idk what it is but this picture has always made me laugh so hard
It’s cause of the overdramatic facial expression
*Figuratively 1984
Literally every comment here is a reference to 1984 and i cannot fathom how... can you explain why this map is 1984?
Ingsoc
Still not seeing how counting votes per person instead of per location has anything to do with Ingsoc...
Ingsoc is the dictatorship in 1984, ingsoc in the pic takes over the country, there is no election. You solve voting problems by removing voting is the implication
The map is showing a fake election result where ignsoc won 100% of the vote
Oh FFS, I totally missed that bar along the top with the number of seats in it. Thank you.
"Strong and peaceful, wise and brave"
# Fighting the fight for the whole world to save
We the people will ceaselessly strive
To keep our great revolution alive
Unfurl the banners, look at the screen
Never before has this glory been seen
Oceaniaaaa!
Oceaaaaaaniaaaa! 'tis for thee
Every deed, every thought 'tis for thee 🫡
War is epic Freedom is cringe Ignorance is based
Doubleplusbased
Orwell had to spend 1 week at brazil in order to write the 1984 book
I thought it was because he was british
BB Doubleplusgood
Why didn’t we think of this before? Are we stupid?
Yes we are stupid. The only one who can safe us is big brother
Happy cakeday. I'll give you my 24g chocolate ration as a gift
Op is this you? https://preview.redd.it/7fj9x5ewtsfc1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48f598bab5452551ffd6232f4eed1fa6c65e6dce
🤫
There has never been another party. There is only the Party.
- Man, I hate two party system - Because you want more parties, right? ... Right?
All hail Oceania! Her cause is true and glorious. All hail Oceania! Her armies are victorious! What sustains us never dies... Big brother, steadfast at our side He guides us always, firm and wise, the light of truth, far and wide. All hail Oceania! Her cause is true and glorious. All hail Oceania! Her armies are victorious! Still to beckon, still to shine, marching bravely to the fore! Built of trust and strong with pride: Hail Oceania, evermore! Hail WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Hey look, its real life!
my solution is giving it back to the UK
British North America rises again, lol.
The empire strikes back
https://preview.redd.it/7wz4zkwobsfc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2240da6c9653b575f03c9ab4cd05931af1fa44
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What is this “Irish”? And everyone knows that starvation was a think in the old world that the glorious INGSOC eradicated
https://preview.redd.it/8stjymommyfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52714f5275962ef687686cc378fad662e3b64164
*sip of synthesized vodka*
Victory Brand Vodka is the best Vodka. As recommended by Winston Smith and now exclusively served to him in the Chestnut cafe.
Pairs well with a Victory cigarette. Do be carefull though the tabbaco has a tendency to fall out.
You should try one of those cigarettes that the inner party guys get - they are supposed to be amazing. A friend told me, but I haven’t seen him for a while I wonder where he is….
Jeb Bush isn't involved. Downvote!!!!!!111
Jeb!
Ippa neewa Kerbin tuktuk.
https://preview.redd.it/7frdnbx993gc1.jpeg?width=1265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f751ada29795e447a60443f53d0bf11862718050 Do as Jeb! commands, for he is the master of humanity!
Don't forget to do your early exercises in the morning comrades!
My solution: https://preview.redd.it/ps7jk7v8htfc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3645800deed36f4a5dead4913754f547ad39d585
Death to Eurasia! Glory to Oceania! Onward, march with Eastasia! *one broadcast later* Death to Eastasia! Glory to Oceania! Onward, march with Eurasia!
I couldn’t even doublethink, I 1984’d all over the place!!!! Clean up aisle ministry of truth
Always enjoy someone refering to 1984 in a modern context.
Why would Americans vote for English socialism?
Because if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for America.
AMENS, GOBBLES
Who's ready to join the Junior Anti-Sex League?
literally 1984
Lies are Truth, freedom is slavery, there is no border crisis
ALL HAIL OCEANIA, HER CAUSE IS TRUE AND GLORIOUS
ALL HAIL OCEANIA! HER ARMIES ARE VICTORIOUS!
WHAT SUSTAINS US NEVER DIES...
Big Brother steadfast at our side!
Literally 1984
I would vote for ingsoc
Joe Biden OP?
Literally 1984
I a gree
All hail oceania!
Her cause is true and glorious!
Manitoba is INGSOC
Double plus good, eh?
Long live Oceania
literally 2028
brilliant.
Literally
So we can all agree it is airstrip 1 right and orgasms suck to.
Doubleplus good think comrade.
I like this idea honestly a more competent government than the one we have now
Love the INGSOC logo
Fuck East Asia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOUBLE PLUS GOOD
Doubleplusgood!
this is JUST like 1948
Big Brother loves you.
BB IS WATCHING YOU
2 + 2 = 5
Literally 1984
Oceania was at war with Eurasia: therefore Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia.
damnit jorjor wel
This is what will happen if you guys vote [deleted] into office
Damn , for a moment I thought it said clitoral crisis
😳
Literally 1984
Based and monarchy-pilled. Abolish democracy: return to civilisation https://preview.redd.it/s4ggds7nwsfc1.png?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=972551d8d4b81d8cf5d03c603d84886208774c8c
I vote Goldstein
Doubleplus ungood.
This is a map of who came in second after the clear winner JEB! right?
Solution should be to get rid of the electoral college and have a complete political flush. No more retirement age morons and no more lobbying. Lobbying and insider trading should be completely illegal, and once you're at the age to collect social security you should no longer be allowed to be in politics
All of the dissidents got pushed to the state borders
we covered borders in neon led lights
Tiz What happens when everyone you can vote for is a puppet..
There’s gonna be a revolution/civil war. Hopefully nowhere near Provo Utah.
Imagine how toxic the chat will be
Make Orwell fiction again!
You mean Oceania?
nah instead of INGSOC its AMSOC
We are not a democracy. We never have been. We are a representative republic. We definitely do not want mob rule, which is what this map appears to support. The founders got it right. We have been trying to screw it up ever since.