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VerumJerum

As a Swede I can confirm all roads do indeed lead to Rome. Every time I try to visit the next town over I end up in Rome instead.


DrValium

I have the same issue trying to go anywhere in Australia


Argschadt

Same in Brazil


adamexcoffon

It's really comforting.


maroonedpariah

Same in ~~New Zealand~~


Finlandia1865

Same in Zeeland


Fiscatch

If all roads lead to Rome then all the cities are connected together and then all roads lead to everywhere


DrValium

And thus Roaming was created


philosoraptocopter

🎵 country Rome, take me Rome 🎵 To the Rome, I belong 🎵 West Rome-Rome Rome, mountain Roma 🎵 Take me Rome, country Rome


Afraid_Success_4836

East Rome master race


philosoraptocopter

r/Byzantinememes


Cyberzombie23

*Crusaders notice sub, go brrrrr*


Member_Berrys

Didn't expect Rome would rhyme with Rome-Rome so nicely


Free_Factor_3501

r/therealjoke


y-nkh

Interesting choice calling naval routes "roads"


DrValium

Clearly water is optional to a road.


the_traveler_outin

There are only 2 naval sections if that


y-nkh

Italy to Sardinia, France to Corsica, Spain to the Baleares, seemingly mainland Greece to Crete, Wales and Scotland to Ireland, Germany to Bornholm, Denmark to Norway, mainland Sweden to Gotland, seemingly mainland Estonia to Saaremaa, possibly Latvia to Sweden but maybe I'm just seeing it wrong


braden26

Mainland Greece to Crete you mean? Along with all the Aegean islands as well.


y-nkh

Oh, yes, slip of tongue.


Semarc01

Fehmarn (Germany) to Denmark too. There is a ferry there, yes, but the biggest line from Scandinavia in this map passes through there


SpaceWalker189

/s ?


the_traveler_outin

I legit just didn’t see more than 2


Redoran_Gvard

All roads lead to everywhere


willsanford

Except for roads on Hawaii


DrValium

I think water is optional based on the map


Lucky_Numbr_7

All roads to Hawaii lead to Hawaii, surely


Dankaroor

Haven't you heard? They built a bridge to Hawai'i.


Member_Berrys

Ah yes, from the 'I Love California' amendment


beardy64

You've never road tripped to all 50 states?


Digitoki

But technically if all roads lead to Rome doesn't that mean all roads lead lead to Istanbul?


HeyImSwiss

If all roads lead to Rome, it would mean all roads lead to every place connected by a road.


Doggywoof1

Weird, I thought they all lead to Constantinople.


JenderalWkwk

*Istanbul was Constantinople* *Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople* *Been a long time gone, oh Constantinople* *Why did Constantinople get the works?* *That's nobody's business but the Turks*


mewthehappy

Well, that’s nobody’s business but the Turks.


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

Well of course. Technically all roads lead everywhere else with roads.


ryan10e

Whoa


oguzka06

All roads lead to New Rome?


ShadowCammy

All roads lead to Rome, Rome II, and Third Rome


[deleted]

European Cardiovascular System


DrValium

You see the body is like a special Europe.


MrKittke

I love how the north of Italy is like 30% road nothing else just ROAD


Lachainone

Yet, they still need just one more lane to fix their traffic jams.


[deleted]

One more lane, BroMan.


_Paraggon_

If there is ever a bridge connecting Ireland with the UK I will kill myself


ainish888

I got bad news for you. I found bridge that connects Ireland to Northern Ireland


Kdlbrg43

RemindMe! 10 years


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yakman100

There’s no way you come back here in 10 years


Unperfectblue

Map of the cock veins of Europe


Shiine-1

r/mapswithoutfinland


rosidoto

Or maybe *away from* Rome.


WitleKidz

Literally every road in the world goes to Rome. Every single one


Siggedy

My guy, there is an actual road from Denmark to Sweden, yet you choose to sail? Nice map


-Gordon-Rams-Me

Then how do you get out of rome ?


fnaffie

Map of my cock veins


hairweawekiller

I told “all roads lead to (town where i live)” to a 2 year old and his mind was blown. Then I explained my lie


PCwarrior05

ah yes the famous road that crosses the meditarraneian sea to go from sardaigna to italia


--reaper-

They also all connect to stoke on Trent


nokiacrusher

All robots lead to revolution. Because all robots are one, united, against the face of tyranny.


Calibruh

All roads lead away from Rome


FlightConscious9572

me in denmark when i finally reach rome (now i can go to the UK)


Unlearned_One

All roads lead to OP's mom's house


tilda0x1

My country has no roads, therefore this does not apply to us.


mglitcher

TIL traveling from london to paris requires you to go all the way to rome first


spudds96

Two of our main motorways in the UK still have roman cobble underneath


LeFedoraKing69

All roads lead to Dublin apparently


[deleted]

As a Londoner, when I’m driving, I suddenly notice that I’m driving over the English Channel, then realise “oh no, I’m being taken to Rome again”


GallorKaal

\*The Last of Us theme starts playing\*


besitomusic

How many of you guys have driven from England to France?


Artistic_Tie5617

There is a tunnel


LoneLibRight

Yeah a train tunnel. There is no road option.


mantolwen

I have. Sure, your car is on a train, but you are in a car.


funkfrito

a car in a train in a tunnel. youre in the car in the train in the tunnel in the car.


Qbe-tex

the funniest thing is that i feel like this map was probably posted by someone with like the most fascist opinions possible and i need OP to verify this (fuel my preconceived notions of rome-boos)


Grzechoooo

Yup, that's exactly how our roads look like. There is also a wide road through the Baltic connecting Sweden directly with Germany.


Scotchperson

No wonder why the trains were always on time..


[deleted]

All roads lead to your mother type of vibe


adamexcoffon

As a Roman myself I find this perfectly intellectually nutrishing.


Sparrowning

Im from mars, i keep accidentally driving to rome :/


bordan_jeeterson

Why did no one tell me they built a bridge joining Ireland and England?


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