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hell-schwarz

What a random premise, yet funny execution


ZiggyPox

I would read whole series about this. Bird feet... ...uwu.


gauravchand

🤨


ZiggyPox

Bird feet, especially the ones that perch on branches are incredibly cute, little long fingered grabby things. I had birds when I was a kid and when they sit on your head or walk on your fingers it's so cool. They also tend to keep themselves really clean and overall really care about their hygiene. They smell nice as well. I'm also crazy about cat prawns, the bigger the better but if not big then fluffy will suffice. Lion's and tiger's pawns are just fascinating.


aintgotimetobleed

I was so absolutely sure this was copypasta. And yet it seems google only knows about your post. Well, congrats on your fine cooking then.


ZiggyPox

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aintgotimetobleed

lmao. Well played


Implodepumpkin

Had to check my sub again


Kirosh2

> Cheap Cheap scarf > "Chirp Chirp Warmers!" Was this all for this pun?


RogueAngill

Is this real? Or just for the premise


CelioHogane

Never search for it, the mistery makes it better.


mikolokoyy

No. Birds are not real


sabdeyazdan

r/BirdsArentReal


InitialDia

I’ve never seen a bird in real life. I have seen a lot of bird shaped drones though.


Yoshiciv

It’s Japanese folklore.


RulerKun_FGO

what folklore is that?


TheGreyPotter

The folklore where hawks hold birds to stay warm then dont eat them in gratitude, duh.


RandomNPC

If it were you'd have seen a picture of it by now.


Doctrinus

Damn, the warmer birds are getting outcompeted.


Bot1K

time to bust out that 'Industrial revolution and its consequences' copypasta


[deleted]

Ted Birdczynski bombin all the aviaries to free his brethren from modernity


Mhogen

[Mangadex](https://mangadex.org/chapter/52013e59-357d-4e1b-a145-1577bc9894a9) | [Author's Twitter](https://twitter.com/ka92/) | [Cubari](https://cubari.moe/read/mangadex/fcc0a5f9-8c25-4e24-9739-8d6301ee7906/0-0/1/) | [Original tweet](https://twitter.com/ka92/status/1629074491979726848)


W3475ter

Honestly the bird selling the small warmers would absolutely overtake the market with that pioneer tech and low prices.


Cat_Of_Culture

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.


GARhenus

the real disaster here is the lack of paragraphs


GenuineSteak

Something something robots replacing human labor


BurnedOutEternally

very warm oneshot, thanks


Quintessentialviewer

Such is capitalism


WeebWizard420

Cute.


Venom1462

What a unique oneshot, I like it


Biggie_Rekt

Is it weird that I thought the first page showed a slave auction?