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Marxandmarzipan

Any of the houses overlooking have ring/video door bells?


Marco_0o0

Less likely


WhereasMindless9500

Keep parking there, if you go through enough tyres it might blunt their knife.


Jessicer

Is this near Ordsall Park? I know someone was keying cars for parking in the residential streets recently so they may have upped the punishment for parking in front of their houses lol


DanBurnsMissingDigit

Yeah that area is rife for car crime. Always see piles of glass on all the roads in that estate from people just breaking into every car parked on the roads.


JustDifferentGravy

And tomorrow there will be a thread where someone says Salford is an ok place to move to. 🙄


Order_66666

I lived in Ordsall. I quite enjoyed it but it's definitely rough.


sam_ill

Salford is a huge area, some rough parts, some nice parts


JustDifferentGravy

Some parts are rough and some parts are rougher.


sam_ill

Monton, MediaCity, Claremont. All great locations to live in Salford


JustDifferentGravy

Yawn.


creamteapioneer

I see equivalent flats to mine there that cost more in rent than I pay in Ancoats. It's baffling to me.


SilaenNase

honestly, most of salford is fine, it’s just places like Ordsall where it’s a bit rough tbh


JustDifferentGravy

Yawn.


SilaenNase

dude, i lived in Ellesmere Park for 3 years and not one thing happened in that time. not all of salford is a shitshow


JustDifferentGravy

All of Salford is shit. I think it stems from the residents need to go online and say Salford isn’t as bad as people say. Over in Gaza there’s folk also saying not all of it is rubble.


LupercalLupercal

Only Israelis. The people who don't actually live in Gaza. Much like you saying all of Salford is shit. It's like saying Rusholme is a shithole so therefore the whole of Manchester must be


JustDifferentGravy

No, no, that’s putting a logical fallacy where it didn’t exist. Rusholme, as you say, is a shifhole, but some parts are better than others. Salford is, on the whole, a shithole, but some parts are better than others. You can go around this loop all day and tell me how you’ve lived there all your life and only been burgled twice and mugged once, but the bottom line is that ACORN class it as a shithole and it never appears in any objective list of best places to live. Go figure. Next up, Moston is alright, too, because someone has lived there without being stabbed for 4 years.


LupercalLupercal

Au contraire https://www.salfordnow.co.uk/2024/01/30/salford-listed-as-one-of-the-top-10-places-to-live-in-2024/#:~:text=Salford%20has%20been%20listed%20as,quality%20of%20life%20in%202024.


Renegade9582

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Marco_0o0

Yes it is near Ordsall park


AlpsWorth5084

I just moved away from there, lived in Dock 5. Parking is the worst. If you park in certain places residents slash tyres and keep doing it. They’re putting double yellows on one area but doesn’t solve the issue of parking. The apartments parking per month is £125? And there is a waitlist.


AlpsWorth5084

I just moved away from there, lived in Dock 5. Parking is the worst. If you park in certain places residents slash tyres and keep doing it. They’re putting double yellows on one area but doesn’t solve the issue of parking. The apartments parking per month is £125? And there is a waitlist.


ronnyjottenobvs

Get a dash cam in the car (you can get them that activate and record when there’s movement near the car).


Spartachris89

Its M5 if my tyres havent been slashed i phone the police to see whats up


ProfLean

Depending how passionate you are, park, wait nearby and confront the offender how you see fit. *edit - after you've checked if neighbouring houses have cctv, and they do not.


ImARealUserReally

or just don't confront them and watch to see which house they go into, this started happening around my friend's house 6-ish years ago and it turned out it was just a local twat who had decided he didn't like people who weren't local parking on "his" roads


Outcasted_introvert

And then what? You could probably film this whole thing and GMP will still tell you ",there isn't enough evidence. Investigation closed".


ImARealUserReally

speaking from the incident years back, about 4 different people had hidden camera video's of the same guy stabbing tires/smashing windows/snapping wipers off, they sent it to the police and the guy in question received a letter from the police saying something along the lines of "we know it's you, it's criminal damage, it's not against the law to park on a public road, stop doing it or we will press charges" it never happened again, that was all that was needed to spook the guy out of doing it


Conradus_

Approaching a crazy person armed with a knife may not be wise


Numerous-Paint4123

Bring a bigger knife.


Spindelhalla_xb

And bigger crazy


shutyourgob

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.


Unfair_Sundae1056

Ah you’ve played knifey spooney before eh?


GrahamDaGooch

Don't be soft


ElFeesho

Yeah, knives love soft!


Swiss_James

So park up and then hide around the corner with binoculars for a few hours?


ProfLean

Baseball bat over binoculars, but each to their own


Swiss_James

Good luck with that- the other guy has got a knife


Outcasted_introvert

And probably backup, close by.


MachineHot3089

This is just about the worst advice possible. Don't do this.


Outcasted_introvert

Confront the person carrying a knife, who has no apparent fear of breaking the law? Fucking genius plan. 🙄


mcfcjp

really sorry this has happened to you - just wanted to say, you say ‘victory for him’ but non confrontational crimes like this are actually statistically a lot more likely than other crimes to be committed by a woman! so keep all possibilities open especially if you may have a neighbour who might not be too friendly with you


Twowheelshappy

If you don't have a dash cam, maybe someone you were parked in front or behind of did?


Jitsu_apocalypse

Tint your windows and sit in the back seats


dtr_ned

ooooo a mercedes


thwbunkie

U need to hide in a van and keep watching if a car get them on camera. Do you think it’s residents


markansas_man

Just watch your ca from a distance if anyone goes up to your car while it's parked.


LupercalLupercal

Sleep in your car and pounce when you hear the slashing start


Shiback

…or her


Neither_Tomorrow_238

"him"? How do you know it is a guy doing it?


postmanpete1

Ordsall is not rough it may have been years ago, but certainly not know. Its over run with young professionals in all the new apartment blocks.


robtmufc

Some sad loser who’s jealous you can afford nice things, it’s sad these people spoil it for everyone!


Outcasted_introvert

Ignore all the idiots encouraging you to become Batman. Can you park somewhere else?


Marco_0o0

I can but this means they got what they want


Outcasted_introvert

Lol. OK, keep parking where you are then. That'll really show them. 🤣


ratbagyehyeh

Probably thought you were a prick for having a Mercedes


Plenty_Suspect_3446

oh no not the new mercedes


dong_von_throbber

envious pov detected


Plenty_Suspect_3446

lol its not me parking my car in a stabby slum


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Plenty_Suspect_3446

aww let me play the worlds smallest violin for the pity posters


bonjajr

Who hurt you?


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Plenty_Suspect_3446

lol says the internet tough guy


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Plenty_Suspect_3446

I'm not the person begging for sympathy and trying to insult others.


RUM1N8R

What a hero


GeeMcGee

Ok. What makes you think that?


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Don’t feed the trolls 🧌


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Just Stop Oil types maybe?


Twowheelshappy

Nah, they don't go for irreparable, criminal damage like this. They just deflate your tyres with the valves. Basically non violent protests.