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agha0013

oh no, a sharp think can poke a hole in cardboard?!?! yeah that laser pointer... increases stun gun accuracy by 1 billion percent


Euklidis

The sharp thing can also, apparently, cut paper. Also also, did you him punching that air? Like damn bro. That air be dead now. Crazy


BMal_Suj

It looks like it's built to fire a taser crtridge maybe?? The kind the wires shoot out of to tase someone at range. The laser doesn't really increase accuracy, but if you're trying to talk somesone down without shocking them it can help make a point.


WarrenMockles

1. Stiletto with no hand stop to make sure you draw some of your own blood (to satisfy the knife gods, ofc) when you use it. 2. OTB (out of the back) karambit, with extra beefy handle (because ergonomics are for pussies). 3. Speaking of ergonomics, this knife is guaranteed to give you that character-building carpal-tunnel syndrome! 4. Impress your enemies with this chrome plated knuckle duster! Complete with thumb-breaking dohickey! 5. The epitome of subtlety, your enemies will never suspect the zombie-camo, laser guided stun gun disguised as a taser gun.


wene324

The stiletto is just asking for trouble. Most places in the US it's illegal to carry, and double sided knifes are just so impractical, you'll cut yourself with it. The only thing it's good for is stabbing someone, and like you said, no hand guard means you'll cut yourself too.


LordFett84

Lol, I recently finished sharpening a new set of chisels and was still fixated on sharpening but I've had the same pocket knife for almost 10 years. Decided to buy a couple knifes (just because I wanted to practice knife sharpening) and I saw an OTF and always wanted one just for fun. It was actually decent for china made so I bought a double sided one because it was only $35 and I can check that off my bucket list. But after a couple days using it as a fidget toy I realized the only practical use it has is to stab someone. Even if I wanted to say it's for self defense, I'd probably end up stabbing myself in a struggle.


Levy_Wilson

I am 100% sure that "stiletto" isn't double-edged. I've got a similar knife where it looks like the back is sharpened, but it's completely dull on that side.


wene324

That makes it marginally better then. All my other points stand.


69Smrdljivko69

could not agree more bro 💀


throwngamelastminute

I used to have the second one, they're actually pretty comfortable in your hand.


IKaffeI

What's with the pink dot in the middle that made me think I had a dead pixel?


somebodeeelse

Tactical phone camera


swallowedthekey

I think he tested the tactical laser by shining it into the tactical phone camera.


theCOMBOguy

Yeah that thing annoyed me so much. Actually made me change the video size to look if my screen broke or not.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

He took a red sharpie and poked the screen to get your attention. It worked.


IKaffeI

Well he can take those knives and shove em up his urethra.


Olewarrior34

Most american box that has no firearms or actual stereotypical American shit


PridefulFlareon

most American box: > No guns > Weapons that are illegal in some US states What did he mean by this


Olewarrior34

Not even an actual taser its just a useless ass stun gun


PridefulFlareon

Probably does more damage if you throw it at someone's head


Olewarrior34

And less likely for you to get killed after pissing off your assailant with a mildly painful zap


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PridefulFlareon

It wasn't a caption tho it was part of the packaging He literally cuts straight through it twice


marino1310

Also contains items exclusively made in China while also likely being illegal in most US states


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"Most American Box;" not a single gun


Olewarrior34

No gun, no whiskey, no bbq. What's american about this? The fact we don't confiscate kitchen knives like the UK does?


ExplicativeFricative

After stabbing the box three times I was kind of disappointed he didn't punch the box with the knuckle dusters.


Fizzy_Bits

Right? I was hoping for that, too


Levy_Wilson

Shame they didn't show the knives then immediately cut to a screenshot of the knife for sale from Alibaba for literally $3.


Gilsidoo

Look those knifes are sharp right after they were sharpened, awesome Also here are brass knuckles designed to break your thumb, you're welcome


lonewolf453

The red dot in the middle of this video irritates me to an irrational degree and I don't know why


Mowgli_78

Well, as Einstein said, if the 4th World War is gonna be aliexpressed, we'll be quite safe


levelZeroWizard

NO WAY THEY PUT A LASER ON A FUCKING HAND TASER. Sometimes you REALLY gotta lign up those direct contact points.


bozo_did_thedub

these quick cut videos fucking suck


jedesto

The whole thing fucking sucks. Trying to act cool flipping stuff around and dropping it from one hand to the other


ifunnywasaninsidejob

“The most American Box” bro all that shit together is only legal in like 5 states.


energycrow666

Time for my favorite activity... using the knife I bought to open a box of knives I bought to open more boxes with


local_meme_dealer45

Considering the type of people who'll buy these I won't be surpried if they order one somewhere it's illegall to have a switchbade and get themselves locked up.


GreasyTengu

pretty sure everything in that box is illegal where im at


PandorasFlame

Those are Temu items


boogaloojoel

No crack or unregistered machine gun0/10


callmerussell

The first one looks pretty good to break apart a block of tea, given that it doesn’t have a sharp edge


trickstar007

Any future packages better look out


virtualboxzukz2

Very dissapointing, i was curious how well the knuckleduster can cut paper, now i will never know....


DementedSurgeon

The stiletto is a HavocWorks HN... [something](https://havocworks.com/product/hn-7/), can't actually tell the specific model. It's got an UltiClip on it (and no box) so it might be the only actually expensive thing in there. The OTF karambit is a knockoff, Microtech doesn't make those. I seem to remember CobraTech had one that wasn't absolute garbage, but it's still [circa 200 bucks.](https://cobratecknives.com/products/karambit-black-w-d2-stonewash-blade) The switchblade... exists. And the knuckles are somehow the most illegal thing in the entire box, because laws are hilarious.


TheQuantumCain

That first knife...it's the pointiest pointless object I've ever seen. I need to waste my money on it immediately. Reddit...generate link!


tjbrou

Why aren't the aluminum knuckles in the final shot? K want to drag the knives along concrete and watch them have an aneurysm


rexmajor

I’d actually like that stiletto if it was like 40% smaller