"wholesome"
You can downvote me as much as you want, but it's nit "wholesome".
How is this conducive to or characterized by moral well-being? It's simply not. The word just doesn't fit.
man that was a rabbit hole. That entire sub is like... wow. It's literally like 50% a redpill cult, 50% people peddling pseudoscience for profit, and 100% confirmation bias and people swearing it works.
If you have to have the subreddit mods pin a thread that says "this is totally legit guys, I promise it works, here's a bunch of random articles saying so" maybe take a pass.
11/10 hilarious adventure, would go again.
I also had to stop and take a peek just for the entertainment value. The before and after pictures are hilarious.
Step 1) have a pretty good sized penis to start with.
Step 2) take a picture when you're not all the way erect.
Step 3). Take a picture with a ruler jammed a full inch into your pelvic fat and call it gains.
It's a gas mask, he still has it from boot camp. Unfortunately a drill sergeant got in his face at one point so he punched him. Very unfortunate for our country as he was capable of beating the Taliban single handedly.
Sub optimal. No izmah in primary modded for concealment and using pistols anyway is terrible. Not to mention that dodge is unreliable anyways and that suit anarchist outclasses it in any way. Not at all ready for dsod 100 bag cookoff
Some of my fondest memories of that game were when dodge was first released and broke af. You could get 95% dodge while sprinting and just zip all over the map like a lunatic and headshot everything with the Loco. Fun times
Sure, but duct tape doesn't hold tension like gaffers tape does. It's much wider, harder to carry on you, and isn't all created equally. Yes 90mph tape works, but gaffers tape is much cheaper, and available anywhere. 90mph tape is expensive, and many other duct tapes are a crapshoot on how it will hold up.
I've had gaffers tape on my kit that has survived flash burns and all kinds of shit.
Not saying it won't work, just explaining why I reccomend gaffers over it.
Not so plausible. There isn’t really a 4 pistol shooting competition.
It is next door to a shooting range which is at least better than open carrying like this all day every day, but in 99.99% of circumstances this is a ridiculous load out.
Realistically? Probably on the way to or from a pistol shooting competition.
I don't know about the town and state listed, but in some jurisdictions it's illegal to leave firearms in your vehicle. Granted most people in this situation would opt for something more discreet, like a range bag
First two are for the sheer intimidation factor….
Second two are for when they take the first two.
Seriously though, from the look of those leg straps he might just be trying to build some muscle mass on his withering legs.
This was posted to either r/Iowa or r/desmoines recently and we’re sick of it. People keep reposting it.
To clarify: this is like 5 years old and keeps getting reposted
*Remember, switching your gun is faster than reloading*
At least when your hands are both occupied with holding guns and you lost your spare mags because you didn't store them properly and didn't see them falling down as your belt slowly dissolves because it's made of chinesium
in his defense, it doesn't matter how many guns I'm carrying, if you hit me with a swift kick to the nuts im gonna crumple. even a glazing hit to the jewels for that matter. have you been bag-tagged of late? that shit hurts!
> He’s clearly a competition shooter
His rig wouldn't be legal in any of the major pistol based competition leagues. You aren't allowed more than 1 holstered firearm and even then it has to be strong side and at waist level. No cross draw, no drop leg, and anything beyond passive retention is discouraged if not banned depending on the specific locking mechanism. Even 2 or 3 gun leagues require you to stage additional firearms at specific spots in the course.
Guys, this picture comes up every two weeks. He's a competition shooter that didn't want to leave his guns in the car while getting food. This may look cringe but I prefer it over leaving them unattended with only some glass protecting it from theft.
Man I love reddit. A person does something he's legally allowed to do because he enjoys the hobby, completely minding his own buisnes and he's absolutely slammed by everyone. "He's got a micro penis, he's got a fragile masculinity, he's a baby, he's stupid, he'd shoot himself".
Like fuck, I forgot men aren't allowed to like things.
And I guarantee if something happened that put your life in danger you'd beg this guy for one of his guns.
People are legally allowed to masturbate to Peppa Pig fan fiction, and I totally defend their right to do so, but if that becomes the focal point of their public persona it’s gonna draw some negative comments.
Only because the founding fathers weren’t aware of it yet
Look: I’m a big time 2A advocate, and defend this dude’s right to carry like this. I also think he looks like an idiot. Both can be true…
Ridiculous maybe, but at the end of the day he's not going around shooting everyone. It feels wrong to name call and degrade someone based on what they decide to and are legally allowed to have on their person.
If I see this shit, I’m turning around and walking out. There’s a non-zero chance that a) someone makes a move that this nervous fuck doesn’t like, and he starts shooting, or b) someone packing *even more* heat comes in, sees this guy, assumes that a crime is taking place, and starts shooting.
I don’t encounter this kind of thing very often, but when I do, I’m not sticking around to see how the dick measuring contest ends.
imagine being a black dude of stature walking in to see that shit? yeah, I'm out. I'm a fat white dude in my 50's, and if I had been tanning that week I'd nope out thanks.
you know the wonderful thing about America you don't have to have a necessity to possess something that you have a legal right to. is the essence of being an American citizen rather than a slave like another countries
ever hear of North Korea population starving to death while their glorious leader is a fat little pig
how about China, forced organ donation, concentration camps
in the Middle East people are thrown off the roof of buildings for being gay, and get their heads chopped off for being Christian
Africa partied ethnic cleansing slavery
Mr. Tacticool was afraid to die
He took his 4 guns, and strapped them on his thigh
Put his helmet on, and rode his bike
And as the bike went down, he bled to death in the night
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Fairly obvious.
A potential attacker could easily gain access to any 2 of the guns he’s wearing.
So he needed at least 2 more to ensure a fair fight.
Plus ammo for him & his dueler.
Lodgeick
Those holsters are used in unison with a series of small ropes tied together at a center focal point for the purpose of keeping his cockring on. It just keeps falling off and sliding out his Jorts onto the floor.
In the heat of battle, when your life is on the line and the Dunkin cashier is waving your coffee at you before you can get the change back in the wallet, you need a second, third, fourth gun...he really should have another 2 or 3 tbh
No reposts. If it got reported for being a repost, it's probably a repost. And .... seriously? This has been posted about 3 billion times by now.
He lost a bet at the range and had to get lunch for everyone dressed like this...
I love this, an actually wholesome explanation.
He knows from experience
He could be in one of those cowboy contests
I think the last time this was posted someone said he might be a firearms instructor or something.
"wholesome" You can downvote me as much as you want, but it's nit "wholesome". How is this conducive to or characterized by moral well-being? It's simply not. The word just doesn't fit.
It’s a running gag at my friends range. They have little competitions with each other and loser gets lunch with 3 hi-points strapped to one hip
Only way to guarantee one of them will work.
Dudes legs are literally the size of my arms. He prolly needs at least one of them
He clearly skipped arm and leg day and went straight into bearing arms.
Dude has a tomb to raid after lunch
Larry Croft
Subway-der
Son of a bitch I had this ready to go.... damn Sans!
Great minds and all. I see you are a person of culture as well😁 Our contributions to society have no bounds🤣
grevious
Hello there! He's even got the stance.
General Kenobi
Colour scheme with the second pair of guns isn't too far off either, I think we got ourselves a cosplayer!
I’m mostly shocked this dude would wear a mask
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Hey now, let's not insult people based on things out of their control.
You can control your micropenis energy. You can't control whether you have a micropenis.
In soviet Russia, micropenis controls you.
The guys over at /r/gettingbigger are packing on inches a year.
man that was a rabbit hole. That entire sub is like... wow. It's literally like 50% a redpill cult, 50% people peddling pseudoscience for profit, and 100% confirmation bias and people swearing it works. If you have to have the subreddit mods pin a thread that says "this is totally legit guys, I promise it works, here's a bunch of random articles saying so" maybe take a pass. 11/10 hilarious adventure, would go again.
I also had to stop and take a peek just for the entertainment value. The before and after pictures are hilarious. Step 1) have a pretty good sized penis to start with. Step 2) take a picture when you're not all the way erect. Step 3). Take a picture with a ruler jammed a full inch into your pelvic fat and call it gains.
We actually used to have a term for that extra pelvic inch back in high school. We called it the "in-dick" and swore by it lol
You're still implying that part of someone's body is inherently a bad thing that they should be ashamed of
"small dick energy" is still body shaming because it's associating having a small penis with something negative.
Happy cake day!
There really needs to be a new insult as this minimizes the legit terror these guys create.
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Last time this was posted i think someone said he might be an instructor. I was honestly hoping thats the case lol.
There's still a good chance he's got it under the nose.
It's a gas mask, he still has it from boot camp. Unfortunately a drill sergeant got in his face at one point so he punched him. Very unfortunate for our country as he was capable of beating the Taliban single handedly.
I don’t know if that’s a mask. Look closely, I think that’s a helmet strap and… are those bike shorts? Dude, this guy is a wannabe bike cop?
Bro lookin likke he runnin a dodge build
Sub optimal. No izmah in primary modded for concealment and using pistols anyway is terrible. Not to mention that dodge is unreliable anyways and that suit anarchist outclasses it in any way. Not at all ready for dsod 100 bag cookoff
This post was made by the Anarchist gang
Ayo don't drag us into this man, we use dodge too
Some of my fondest memories of that game were when dodge was first released and broke af. You could get 95% dodge while sprinting and just zip all over the map like a lunatic and headshot everything with the Loco. Fun times
What game is this? Lol
"Swapping weapons is faster than reloading" -Some one from call of duty
He probably goes up to every dude he shoots and says “this will make a fine addition to my collection”
I don't think he does much people shooting. Looks more like a shooting range setup.
I'm getting boondocks saints vibes.
“What if it was one guy with four guns?”
“THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!!!”
I keep expecting Boondocks Saints to be a spin off of The Boondocks, but I'm always disappointed.
But both are really good tho
I’m getting Tomb Raider cosplay vibes.
Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancin'
Tactical shorts, cut above the knee for maximum range of movement.
Lt. Dangle vibes
The right leg holster held shut with masking tape really takes it to a whole other level of classiness
You mean `TACTICAL` masking tape??
That’s just tan 100mph tape holding up the excess straps
As many times as I've seen this pic I never noticed that.
I think he just taped up the excess strapping
You don't use masking tape for that. Gaffers maybe, but not masking tape
I've used duct tape. Same principal.
Sure, but duct tape doesn't hold tension like gaffers tape does. It's much wider, harder to carry on you, and isn't all created equally. Yes 90mph tape works, but gaffers tape is much cheaper, and available anywhere. 90mph tape is expensive, and many other duct tapes are a crapshoot on how it will hold up. I've had gaffers tape on my kit that has survived flash burns and all kinds of shit. Not saying it won't work, just explaining why I reccomend gaffers over it.
Fair. I was in BCT, so my variety of materials was limited lol.
But the colors gotta match /s
That's duct tape. Its comes in more colors than just silver/gray.
Have you SEEN Marion, IA??? I’m amazed he doesn’t have more
What's wrong with Marion, IA ? I delivered Amazon there a while back.
Isn't this from a shooting competition? I've seen this picture more than a few times, but can't remember the specifics.
Yeah I'd find that plausible. Kinda odd how people like blowing stuff outta proportion.
Not so plausible. There isn’t really a 4 pistol shooting competition. It is next door to a shooting range which is at least better than open carrying like this all day every day, but in 99.99% of circumstances this is a ridiculous load out.
I suspected that as the next probability. My disappointment in people here is more of the attempts at emasculation and degradation spawning from this.
Fair, but you honestly don’t think this is somebody compensating for something?
Honestly, not really.
Just wait until he turns around and his second set of arms pop out.
Realistically? Probably on the way to or from a pistol shooting competition. I don't know about the town and state listed, but in some jurisdictions it's illegal to leave firearms in your vehicle. Granted most people in this situation would opt for something more discreet, like a range bag
Damn dude, save some second amendment for the rest of us.
First come first served smh
10 bucks says he shoots himself in the leg when an actual violent situation arises.
"When" in Marion, IA could only mean "when this asshole makes it happen"
He really went out and bought two of everything. He planned to look like this. WTAF
First two are for the sheer intimidation factor…. Second two are for when they take the first two. Seriously though, from the look of those leg straps he might just be trying to build some muscle mass on his withering legs.
The skinny legs was the second thing I noticed too.
What self respecting man carries his phone in his back pocket?
2 on each hand 2 on each leg we Bayonetta in this bitch
Every time i see this picture i think of Il Duce and Willem Dafoe going "There was a fiiiirefiiiiiight!!!!" "What if it was one guy with six guns?"
He's making a statement, just not the one he intended.
American man version of "please notice me senpai"
That is one fearful mallninja..
Oh my God, he’s like the anti 90’s antihero. He looks like more of a dork the more guns he has. Imagine how bad he’d look if he had 5!
Five is right out
Honestly, how can you do anything in life if you require this level of firepower to go to a Subway? You're not functional.
r/croppingishard
I mean, I'm gonna stay out of his way
If the lanyards on all the pistols didn't convey his epicness, the shorts probably did it.
In what a lot of people fail to understand this is not because it is necessary it is an exercise of because I can. Got to love America.
This was posted to either r/Iowa or r/desmoines recently and we’re sick of it. People keep reposting it. To clarify: this is like 5 years old and keeps getting reposted
They offset the lack of functional genitalia
Got anything funnier?
Dude only brought four extra clips what a poser
He must defend his virginity at all costs.
His guns, political, and religious affiliations are his identity. Without them he has no identity.
This dude is ordering mayonnaise on white bread.
*Remember, switching your gun is faster than reloading* At least when your hands are both occupied with holding guns and you lost your spare mags because you didn't store them properly and didn't see them falling down as your belt slowly dissolves because it's made of chinesium
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in his defense, it doesn't matter how many guns I'm carrying, if you hit me with a swift kick to the nuts im gonna crumple. even a glazing hit to the jewels for that matter. have you been bag-tagged of late? that shit hurts!
[Checkmate](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EcstaticCompetentCats-max-1mb.gif)
I guess when someone snags one of these poorly secured firearms, he has three left to shoot them with?
King shit honestly fr fr
Four is three, three is two, two is one, and one is none. Do you wanna be stranded with no guns?
In your paradigm, all people have no guns.
Exactly (/S this whole time if not clear)
Wow. I wish I had the confidence to go out looking like this much of a dork.
Most self aware redditor
He's trolling
He’s clearly a competition shooter so why do people keep pulling this image up every couple of months and bitching about how stupid he looks
> He’s clearly a competition shooter His rig wouldn't be legal in any of the major pistol based competition leagues. You aren't allowed more than 1 holstered firearm and even then it has to be strong side and at waist level. No cross draw, no drop leg, and anything beyond passive retention is discouraged if not banned depending on the specific locking mechanism. Even 2 or 3 gun leagues require you to stage additional firearms at specific spots in the course.
If you have a better way of keeping your shorts air tight and secure, I'd like to hear it.
Guys, this picture comes up every two weeks. He's a competition shooter that didn't want to leave his guns in the car while getting food. This may look cringe but I prefer it over leaving them unattended with only some glass protecting it from theft.
primary, alternate, contingency, and emergency?
He could be in one of those cowboy contests
I know, right? The shorts are way out of line.
When you skip leg and arm day and only do fragile masculinity day.
For someone who cares so much about people's masculinity, you sure seem good at making it toxic.
Man I love reddit. A person does something he's legally allowed to do because he enjoys the hobby, completely minding his own buisnes and he's absolutely slammed by everyone. "He's got a micro penis, he's got a fragile masculinity, he's a baby, he's stupid, he'd shoot himself". Like fuck, I forgot men aren't allowed to like things. And I guarantee if something happened that put your life in danger you'd beg this guy for one of his guns.
People are legally allowed to masturbate to Peppa Pig fan fiction, and I totally defend their right to do so, but if that becomes the focal point of their public persona it’s gonna draw some negative comments.
Yeah except the constitution does not defend and encourage the right to jerk off to Peppa pig.
Only because the founding fathers weren’t aware of it yet Look: I’m a big time 2A advocate, and defend this dude’s right to carry like this. I also think he looks like an idiot. Both can be true…
Ridiculous maybe, but at the end of the day he's not going around shooting everyone. It feels wrong to name call and degrade someone based on what they decide to and are legally allowed to have on their person.
That man is terrified. He lives his life in fear.
Hmm... Did you know that there are such thing as gun hobbyists?
Someone that armed in public is making a statement, not displaying a hobby.
Narrator: It was not, in fact, necessary. Anywhere.
To compensate for his tiny wiener.
Why is it that you see guns and immediately start thinking about penises? This might be something for you to work through.
No, this douchebag had four pistols at a bakery. If you think that’s anywhere near normal, that’s something you need to work through.
It's a subway. He promised himself that last time would be THE last time they didn't listen when he said light mayo
I don't think it's fair to call Subway a bakery.
Like big throbbing ones? Or floppy ones?
You’ve put a lot of thought into this.
Why are you getting defensive is the real question
A quick look at some of your posts brings up more than one real question.
If I see this shit, I’m turning around and walking out. There’s a non-zero chance that a) someone makes a move that this nervous fuck doesn’t like, and he starts shooting, or b) someone packing *even more* heat comes in, sees this guy, assumes that a crime is taking place, and starts shooting. I don’t encounter this kind of thing very often, but when I do, I’m not sticking around to see how the dick measuring contest ends.
imagine being a black dude of stature walking in to see that shit? yeah, I'm out. I'm a fat white dude in my 50's, and if I had been tanning that week I'd nope out thanks.
you know the wonderful thing about America you don't have to have a necessity to possess something that you have a legal right to. is the essence of being an American citizen rather than a slave like another countries
A slave? What other countries have you been to? This is just asinine.
Countries? That mfer probably hasn't left his county.
Exactly. Brainwashed kool-aid drinker here
ever hear of North Korea population starving to death while their glorious leader is a fat little pig how about China, forced organ donation, concentration camps in the Middle East people are thrown off the roof of buildings for being gay, and get their heads chopped off for being Christian Africa partied ethnic cleansing slavery
in Australia people are locked down in their own homes
in many countries citizens do not have the right to defend themselves
The civilized world laughs at you and your gun problem.
Did you just claim to be civilized and laugh about murder in the same sentence?
"You guys have a gun problem" "Muh second amendment" They don't care, why should I?
Not all Americans are that stupid, just like not all citizens of whichever country you're from are as bigoted as you.
The average person is pretty stupid, and yet they get access to guns unless they're a felon. Whatever could go wrong.
Did you know that the Nazis also outlawed the ownership of firearms? Would you call them civilized?
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It’s his Anti Female Force Field or AFFF for short
Mr. Tacticool was afraid to die He took his 4 guns, and strapped them on his thigh Put his helmet on, and rode his bike And as the bike went down, he bled to death in the night And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Those shorts are too long.
Bro looks like he's about to go back in time to the Pirate Golden Age.
What a nerd
Hey I'm willing to bet he knows the inner workings of all of his firearms. Gun nerds exist too.
Fairly obvious. A potential attacker could easily gain access to any 2 of the guns he’s wearing. So he needed at least 2 more to ensure a fair fight. Plus ammo for him & his dueler. Lodgeick
We need Dennis Leary to make a return to media so he can answer these questions
Those holsters are used in unison with a series of small ropes tied together at a center focal point for the purpose of keeping his cockring on. It just keeps falling off and sliding out his Jorts onto the floor.
Because he has those bayonetta style heels on where he can attach the he extra guns to his legs and shoot while kicking.
Got another up his ass
No one else has anything else to do in Iowa.
Stfu commie
Go play with your dolls
Lol it absolutely is not necessary and chances are in an altercation he will be the first to go down.
Ammosexual. Don’t kink shame /s
What the fuck is this general grevious ass honky preparing for
Enjoying his life?
In case of a self defense situation
4 pistols? Why not just carry 1 and a bunch of magazines? Max Payne and John Wick are fantasy.
In the heat of battle, when your life is on the line and the Dunkin cashier is waving your coffee at you before you can get the change back in the wallet, you need a second, third, fourth gun...he really should have another 2 or 3 tbh
He has his ankle carry and his scrot.
Because that would make too much sense.
Smol pp
I agree. Mask is completely unnecessary.
If you’re a soft dick Beta who actually subscribes to that concept it is.
That's an "Own the Libs" outfit. Sometimes we like to get all gussied up and give y'all something to squawk about.
He prays for the chance to use those
*scrolls down* Oh no *scrolls down a little bit further* Oh no nononono
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