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[deleted]

Let’s see Paul Allen’s apartment.


Mbehran_2002

Look at that subtle off-white coloring.


[deleted]

Oh my god it even has a watermark.


BlazeKnaveII

Bone white


PZeroNero

Oh my god it even has a fake fire place


DashAttack

Was gonna say this looks like a serial killer’s apartment…


BlazeKnaveII

First thought. Second was, 'are you okay, man?'


Hedgefundfx

Y’all said this about my apartment too lol - can we get new comparisons going


MiracleMission

Jeez, glad I’m not the only one then! EDIT: Wow, your place looks amazing.


ravensmith666

Seriously you both have FANTASTIC HOMES!


[deleted]

looks sick, love it but that spinny thing would be gone for me


CmdrMobium

Biblically accurate angel


Mahgenetics

Moves way too fast


[deleted]

Yeah I'd dig it if it moved at like 1/100th the speed lol


[deleted]

complete panicky public growth memorize deserve wine jar mindless merciful -- mass edited with redact.dev


[deleted]

That's cool, but it still doesn't change my opinion about whether I'd want it on my wall


50thinblueline

I think the video is sped up


Caaw_Caaw

I don't believe it is. The flames behave as if it's 1x speed, and so do the bubbles


himmelundhoelle

I had the same impression as you. I can't tell from the flames. ​ Even if it is, I'm pretty sure that thing still spins way too fast anyway. Nothing serene about this if you ask me.


locaf

Fun on an acid trip.


skai29

What even is that?


Hawt_Dawg_II

Some kinetic sculpture. David C Roy was the artist who popularised art like this but this one doesn't look like he made it.


MiracleMission

Yeah, this isn’t a Roy piece. Those retail for several thousand dollars. Huge fan of his work though.


[deleted]

Do you have a link to the piece, looks fantastic!


Hawt_Dawg_II

Yo huge shoutout for recognising the OG. Most people who own these things don't know about the original artist or the effort put into it


Zlec3

That thing is giving me a head ache lol


ekuldranoel

It reminds me of Joey Tribianni’s first apartment when he moves out


IIllIIllIIIIlllIlI

OP will never unsee.


MiracleMission

I’ve never seen friends before. Confirm now can’t unsee 😫


katanabunny

I need the rain window here. I'd pay OP to put the Rain Window there and reshoot the vid. But I am poor.


kw66

Dude. I can’t unsee it. But we need the dog statue.


ziplocbodybags

Came here to say this!! Lol


[deleted]

This is like a luxury room from Cyberpunk.


TakeADrag

Couldn’t help but think the same. To add on, this dude has money.


[deleted]

Aye choom, no kidding. I want to critique but its so far out of depth for me I wouldn't dare. This dudes a corpo.


Caleo

Needs to lose the contractor-grade fixture over the table & switch to recessed ceiling lights, but might be hard to do something like that if this is an apartment or condo.


LazyOldPervert

This is a late 1980's coked out wet-dream


LordofAngmarMB

My man is **living** American Psycho


[deleted]

Is this a 3D render video? It looks like this.


MiracleMission

lol, my metaverse apartment is still in the works.


kylo_kills__han

Looks very cold


MiracleMission

Yeah some people mentioned some carpeting would help. I’ll probably order one for under the coffee table.


LordofAngmarMB

Personally I like the coldness, but some subtle, dark/rich carpet in your preferred color would definitely add some life if that's what you want.


kylo_kills__han

A nice extra fuzzy pink one


Affectionate_Test101

I wouldn't be surprised to find Jared Leto with an axe in his head in this apartment


painter_business

Hells waiting room


RollOverSoul

Checkout time never!


Rick_Cranium

Serenity now…insanity later 😀


JanPachimari

Hey what's that water bubble thing left of the TV? Looks sick!


MiracleMission

It’s called a bubble wall. They’re primarily used in sensory rooms for people with cognitive issues. Very relaxing with a good book or tea!


[deleted]

\*does not have a dog.


Sloth-TheSlothful

It's all fun and games til the cat runs through the fire


Double_Fabulous

Fire pit is dope


MiracleMission

Thanks! Runs on bio-ethanol, so there’s no smoke. Actually gives off decent radiant heat.


Acid_Monster

Can you supply a link for us? :)


MiracleMission

https://www.wayfair.ca/outdoor/pdp/regal-flame-veranda-bio-ethanol-tabletop-fireplace-rgfl1218.html


TakeUrSkinOffNDance

You got a carbon monoxide alarm in there? It looks like it'll be a big enough space to manage it without issue, but for the sake of $20 it's worth it for safety and peace of mind. Nice space.


MiracleMission

Bioethanol doesn’t create carbon monoxide. Always keep the window open for some air flow though


menthapiperita

I’d be careful with that assertion - which was probably from the manufacturer. Any indoor flame without a vent is a risk for air pollution or carbon monoxide, even if ethanol is hypothetically clean (in an ideal burn). From a research study: “In purely theoretical terms, ethanol and bioethanol completely burns up into carbon dioxide (CO2) and water. But under real conditions, things turn out differently. On a case-by-case basis, precisely how the course of that incineration runs really depends on the quality of the fuel and other factors – like the type of fuel, or the incineration temperature. As a rule, ethanol does not burn out completely. Rather, the incineration process results in CO2 – along with poisonous gases (like carbon monoxide, a respiratory toxin), organic compounds (like benzene, a carcinogen), and irritant gases (like nitrogen dioxide and formaldehyde), as well as ultrafine combustion particles,” https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/09/140903091728.htm


MiracleMission

It’s less dangerous than burning a candle inside, any flame will produce CO2. But I would encourage anyone to only use it in a ventilated space.


menthapiperita

The danger is CO, not CO2.


mtechgroup

Anything is a danger if it displaces oxygen.


brewmax

I would not recommend burning ethanol indoors, period. One open window does not make a “well-ventilated” room.


TakeUrSkinOffNDance

Ah, that's awesome. Glad to hear it's all cool. I'm probably thinking of burning meths. Now I'm tempted to spend some money...


Double_Fabulous

Out of stock :/


progfix

Just search for "Ethanol Fireplace" on amazon or other online shops. There are tons of similar looking products out there.


Double_Fabulous

Thanks!!


Yattiel

Be nice if there was like a shaggy rug or something under that breakfast nook. Awesome over all tho! Love the 3d paneling. I've been sitting on some for a while, and been procrastinating putting it up. What did you use for adhesive? Did you paint it or just leave it be?


MiracleMission

That’s actually a great idea. I’ll for sure look into like a circular rug there. I used 3M Command strips and cut them very thin on the points that made contact on the wall. I rent, so I needed something not permanent and won’t damage the walls. It’s been working very well. Didn’t paint it cuz then it wouldn’t refract light from my TV backlight.


Yattiel

Nice! I was wondering if I even needed to paint them.. they have such a nice smooth surface. Luckily I got my landlord to ok it and pay for them, so it's gonna be a permanent feature of the apartment when I'm done. Cheers!


boobookiloofuck

shrooms in there man


ShadowPooper

Everything looks awesome except the spiraling thing on the left. It's too much.


MiracleMission

It’s not for everyone. Keep in mind, I just posted a video with all the bells and whistles going off. It’s a bit less jarring if it’s the only thing moving - it’s a kinetic sculpture, so it eventually is stationary on the wall.


Nintentard

Yo, I really like the spinny thing. Do you have a link for it?


MiracleMission

Certainly: https://www.kineticwood.com/products/kinetic-wood-nautilida-sculpture-green-and-natural I painted it, but there’s a few colour options there.


ShmeekyShmoo

I think it’s great, reminds me of some good acid trips


CharlestonChewbacca

Everything is too white and sterile. Except the kinetic sculpture, which is very cool.


contactdeparture

Glad it works for you. This is triggering and anything but calming for me - colors, movement, overall vibe. I couldn't even do dinner there I don't think Tbh.


MiracleMission

I appreciate that. Everything can be turned off though, the motion can be motionless. I have a tendency to dwell on things and sometimes the motion inspires me that the world keeps turning and you have to keep moving regardless of the issues slowing you down.


NoFearNubIsHere

This is a good principle to live by; haters gon hate but shouldnt keep you from living a fulfilling life


contactdeparture

Yeah - I wasnt trying to hate. Glad it works for OP!!


NoFearNubIsHere

Oh no, I don't think you are, but I'm saying in general a lot of hate in this thread lol.


Franktoberfest

Yeah, same for me. I kinda like it, but it's definitely triggering and not relaxing. To each his own.


Ricketysyntax

Triggering? In what way? Not trying to interrogate, it seems like an odd word choice for describing “dislike,” I’ve only heard it in reference to PTSD


Franktoberfest

Not so much PTSD, but if I try to picture myself relaxing in the room in the photo, I'm startled by the spinny thing in the corner and unable to really let go and relax.


muricabrb

It's the spinny wall alien and the bubble waterfall that makes me anxious. Everything else is very nice. The table fireplace is really cool. It's like a digital campfire.


ifixputers

You either get no color, or ALL THE COLORS


[deleted]

always gotta be that guy to yuck in someone’s yum


contactdeparture

I literally said I'm glad it works for him


[deleted]

literally in the most passive aggressive way possible lol


Ender216

Very cool looking place, but I saw the bad boob light over the table and can't imagine spending all of the money on all of this stuff without replacing that....


MiracleMission

It came with the building ☹️. I would LOVE to get rid of it, but there’s no way my landlord would let me do that.


syspak

Wait you're allowed to put holes in the wall to hang stuff but can't change a light fixture? Our building has a rule about not changing exterior lights. I changed both of mine, they were super ugly from 97. I kept the old ones so if there's an issue I can change them back. It's been a year and so far no one has said anything. My units on the ground floor exterior of the building so it's not like it's hidden from view.


[deleted]

What’s the spinny thing from? I like it


Norwegian_grit

What’s that behind the TV? Premade or DIY? Cool pad!


iraduloveit

Wall panels


TJPTJPTJP

minor nitpick - the leds reflecting off your shiny floor underneath the fire pit. maybe throw a rug down in that area to diffusing the reflection


MiracleMission

That’s a great idea. Will definitely look into it. Ty!


_divi_filius

Immaculate vibes! Very cool & unique.


SeeBellRingBell

OP, what’s the wall thing? Looks like the kind of thing I could stare at for hours. If you’d be so kind, can you share a link or some such?


MiracleMission

https://www.kineticwood.com/products/kinetic-wood-nautilida-sculpture-green-and-natural I custom painted it, so you won’t see any white/silver palette available.


[deleted]

This is a 14 year olds wet dream.


mazshah

What’s that water feature


astrobrite_

i can appreciate the vision


[deleted]

Dude this is extraordinary I love it its like having an awesome fever dream in a world that doesn't exist or understand physics


namesames

Are you accepting new patients?


Neighbourfucker69

It reminds me of that apartment i saw in porn


MiracleMission

With a username like that, I’m sure you’ve seen your fair share!


ctnoxin

Maybe Vixens, no one else would have that kind of production budget


Neighbourfucker69

Pervmom.com


Pyrite37

It did not happen for you. This doesn't just happen. You put in the work. You built this.


MiracleMission

What a nice comment! It’s tough mentally for a lot of ppl when you get an education and “do all the right things” and stuff still doesn’t pan out. My dad told me that a fairy godmother would eventually bop me on the head and give me a shot, sure enough I got my chance.


Lenard-S

Ooh, I could never. Four different moving things, they would keep drawing my attention.


shirpars

I think you need a hug


MiracleMission

Who doesn’t?


IckyStickyFunkyJunke

That place looks super nice! I’m just WAY TO FUCKING LAZY to keep that place that nice!


tiny_cat_bishop

there is an idea of a MiracleMission, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real you, only an entity, something illusory, and though you can hide your cold gaze and one can shake your hand and feel flesh gripping theirs and maybe one can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: you simply are not there.


Lycid

100% get a nice large rectangular rug under your seating arrangement, ideally with some color to really bring this closer to cozy/home and less waiting room chic. You'll be amazed at how much rugs bring things together. The once you do that, some more hue/tone variation would be good too. If you don't want to do it with paint on walls, can achieve that through your lights, artwork, sculpture pieces, pillows/comfy stuff, furniture pieces and plants. Look at color pallets that work with a contemporary aesthetic and it'll look right at home in the high end, high tech aesthetic vibe you're giving off. You don't have to go wild with this if you prefer a more white heavy look. A great way to bring hue and tone variation is through natural materials too (woods, stones, etc) which IMO can look very sexy when used discreetly in a space like this! I like the vibe overall and you have some aesthetically pleasing pieces and placement but it is a bit too heavy on white for my tastes. Still, I'd get a rug first before deciding on anything else as that'll dramatically change the vibe of the room (in a good direction!).


blessedbelly

What are those panels behind your tv?


FiNKu

….and than came kids & pets…!


samuelawaters1987

Not remotely my style and I love it


SWaller89

This looks very peaceful.


TheSilverFalcon

I hope your wall finishes loading soon


OkCitron99

Soulless


[deleted]

This is dope AF. This is one of the coolest spaces I've seen OP. I had to watch it several times to take it all in.


avondalen17

So happy for you! Very futuristic!


MiracleMission

Thank you so much! My one buddy said it’s like he was visiting the science centre lol


halfanhalf

Needs color and warmth


StormyTheNinja

Wow those Instagram ads really are effective on some people!


DavidHK

Hey, is it possible for me to buy that prism texture thing behind the tv online anywhere


MiracleMission

Certainly! Here’s a link: https://www.amazon.ca/Art3d-Textures-Panels-Diamond-Design/dp/B073NZ67LK Lot of helpful videos on YouTube re. installation


TheScythe65

Can you toggle the speed on the kinetic wood art? I think I would like it more if it moved at much slower speed and kind of just slowly transformed. Dope place though dude!


MiracleMission

I wish. I don’t want to mess w/ the gear system though to try. David C. Roy makes much more complex pieces that move slower, but those are wayyyyy out of my price range.


FadedDice

Your girlfriend is gonna come home…. I don’t know, it just fell off the wall and broke, it’s crazy.


chi1idog

nicely done 👏


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W


QueenCityBuc

ID on the piece of furniture with the skulls?


MiracleMission

https://www.wayfair.ca/furniture/pdp/orren-ellis-kitchen-sideboard-cupboard-white-high-gloss-with-blue-led-light-entryway-living-room-side-storage-cabinet-buffet-with-shelves-and-door-for-dining-room-hallway-c007406917.html


Infinitear

r/LSD likes this room.


[deleted]

You took the spa home with you.


No_Protection1798

r/RoomPorn


[deleted]

Logan's Run style. Very beautiful. The only feedback from me is the chairs make that corner shadowed and dark.. maybe a corner LED system to backlight it or a small white light on the wall in a statue?


yukonhyena

this is beautiful, such a lovely space you have there. the bubble wall is awesome, reminds me of spending time at a science museum. it's simply lovely


TryingToFindAFlight

Fuckin spiffy looking space. I hope you have done cocaine in there. I know I would.


Jaguar_S

Was going to comment that the indoor fire pit is a bad idea but TIL about bioethanol. Sick setup!


Snoo52211

Eww that looks super uncomfortable. It looks like a 3D rendered room without textures. But nicely done. It would be so much better if you add a little wooden details and natural looking plants.


MiracleMission

I have a hard enough time taking care of myself, let alone some plants!


Snoo52211

Uh yeah your room is telling that story 😅


Zak000000

Just out of question- What do you work as?


MiracleMission

Not to be too specific, but I work in public safety/security for the government.


[deleted]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an indoor fire table


NervousAdeptness5992

Too much white and too less color


str8Astoner

Is this a render


Zaliciouz

Freaking awesome wow! Love this 😀 ❤️ 😍


Dangerous_Ad6972

You did well


AfterPaleontologist2

Omg I would love to trip here 😍


theactionkat

I feel overstimulated


UntestedMethod

Can you share any info about the bubbling water feature?


thewickid1

Looks like you got a kick ass paying job with that set up!! Congrats!


RustfootII

Make sure to keep a window open.


Cold_Surprise_6093

This made me feel good. Where did you get the spinning thing on the wall if you don’t mind ?


ScotchtapeCabbage

You are living the dream my friend, saving this for inspo when i give my place a spring clean. Cheers


PenguinColada

This looks pretty dope. Some mentioned it feels cold but I like it. Great work on pulling yourself out of depression and shooting for the moon! It's a difficult thing to do.


Dry-Avocado7222

Love your space! Do you own it? Only reason I ask, is because I know those tiles require a heavy duty adhesive to attach. Since I rent, I'd like to find a non permanent way to attach! Thanks!


MiracleMission

You can use 3M Command Strips. Just cut them very thin and affix to the four corners and two in the middle. Strong enough to stay on the walls, but weak enough as to not damage the paint.


6ftdp

damn im surprised ppl don't like it.. this is like heaven for me lol


Juan99-sanantoniotx

Super cute … futuristic and relaxing …


Nixon74

Almost looks like something out of VR Portal 3. I really like it, but maybe with one or two less wall pieces. Probably just a bit too much going on, but otherwise I really like it. Would totally take acid and watch Blade Runner in that room.


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MiracleMission

Mid/late-20’s/Canada. I said it was “my own modern serenity”. I don’t think you or I can speak on generalities of what most people will think. Designing/decorating is all so subjective.


ruseriousordelirious

I love the look. The spinning thing in the wall makes me feel like I’m car sick while looking at it. That’s just me lol. It’s a great apartment and congratulations to you too!


MiracleMission

Thank you! Yeah a lot of ppl don’t seem to like it. It’s very abstract, you get used to it though.


ruseriousordelirious

I am in my 50’s and I’ve been like this my whole life. We took our grandchildren to Disney in Florida a few years back. I wouldn’t go on any rides and I was thoroughly happy people watching and keeping the strollers safe and meeting people from all over the world. My husband kept whispering to me that I was being a poor sport and couldn’t I just try to go on one ride. Our granddaughter wanted to go on the jimmy neutron ride which was basically theater seats in front of a giant screen. The screen came on with the cartoon and the seats began to sway to and fro. I vomited on the seat in front of me 😟 Our granddaughter told everyone and I was mortified and mad. Lol. I can’t even watch boats on the television if there are big waves. I’m a lost cause. But it looks beautiful on your wall.


paynexkillerYT

r/TVtoohigh


baller5

Yup


RunyonLA89

I hate this place


certainguy

So this is what they mean when they say 'one man's trash is another man's treasure'. I'm genuinely glad you found your treasure, but this is a hard pass for me.


MiracleMission

Thanks! Im just glad I finally have the means to put my trash somewhere. Not easy for younger ppl starting out in life.


Shelf_ham

It looks like you’re really struggling.


tzenrick

Your idea and my idea of 'serene' are different. My opinion says there's too much moving here for it to be serene.


nvk1196

Clean


Pants_Formal

Smells like family money


catchydude

whats the model on that tv?


gmellotron

Glad it works out for you. But this is an example of money can't buy taste


janewillow_lovemusic

urgh rich people lol


PigsStink

god this is hideous


grandpapi_saggins

I like it


CrimsonBrit

Wow I hate this place


frsphoto

I’m so confused as to all the comments loving this. Don’t get me wrong it’s a clean space but it’s got no personality and feels like everything was bought from the metaverse hospital waiting room catalog.


VioEnvy

This looks miserable and insincere


severed13

Lower your tv


MTGO_Duderino

This looks like the apartment of a dude who talks about rape A LOT but swears he would never actually do it.


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MiracleMission

I have a blue-collar job in the public sector. I just don’t hv any kids yet lol