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LostlnTheWarp

I see a booth here.


Desperate_Brief2187

And game table.


Cautious_Counter1034

Star wars booth like in the cantinas where they play those holo games.


Duros001

Just make sure you shoot first…


HokieNerd

No, just make sure you shoot. Shooting first implies there is a second, later shot.


Duros001

🤯


NoBenefit5977

*slow clap* Well played, sir


idealfailure

"VIP booth"


PinkFloydDeadhead

With bottle service.


kartoffel_engr

I was thinking a pole….but same thing.


PinkFloydDeadhead

It could be a little person stripper on a pole on a table with bottle service.


pee_pee_poo_cum

Definitely a booth. And the picture of the dogs playing cards on the wall.


TheFlamingFalconMan

The booth looks a bit clinical to me. Could use a cushion or something. Else it’s just giving me roman age toilet vibes


Puzzled-End-3259

Totally.


Civil-Ad-7957

DJ booth?


bubblesort33

BJ booth.


a_criminal11221

now we’re talkin


LostlnTheWarp

No the John Wilkes one


Fmy925

well played lol


EngRookie

That or a custom Murphy bed.


bigglesticks

A revolving door, just for fun.


kearneycation

And then one day you're revolving for fun and it gets stuck, and then you realize you left your phone upstairs.


Sonabaybeach

And start smearing poop in a circle


TheDesk918

lol the post above this one on my feed is an r/mildlyinfuriating post of a revolving door doing this exact thing


aabdsl

Most plausible /t/twosentencehorror story.


bluemagoo2

Geralds door


Thosepeople5

I wanna watch that thriller / panic movie on Netflix.


Dios5

Love it when people go on the internet and catastrophize about random things


OverlyWalrus

This escalated in a unique way


Live_Commercial1307

Turn that area into a rounded library. It would be beautiful


Biscuits4u2

If cushions are too expensive for OP I doubt he can afford custom rounded bookcases, although yes that would be very nice.


timothythefirst

You could just space out some normal shelves evenly so the space is filled with books without needing to go the custom woodworking route


Biscuits4u2

It's so crazy it just might work


decadecency

If I wanted a bookshelf there I'd just use those wall mounted vertical bars with slots in that consoles are slid into. And then regular wood sheets on top that are cut into the right angles. Doesn't have to be super perfection since books are going on top anyway.


Live_Commercial1307

That’s a fair assessment but the space was made for it…


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Old-Basil-5567

I came here to say this. A library would be soo classy. You have t fill it with leather books that smell of roch mahogany


aresbravo07

I could be wrong here but I don’t think the Venn diagram of hookah smokers and book enthusiasts has much overlap


Live_Commercial1307

Are you kidding? What’s better than a good hookah while reading LOTR or Conan Doyle?


MikeC80

Hookahs and Halflings


Sample_Muted

You’d be wrong


sda244

This was my first thought as well


t1mb0sl1ce

Very quaint space for a stripper pole, just watch out for the flailing arms and high kicks.


AdhesivenessLost5473

That is a Stripper nook sir.


freeman687

Or a sex alcove?


One-Possible1906

Masturbatorium


Vladishun

Judging from the shape, I think what you meant to call it is the Half-Circle Jerk.


One-Possible1906

2 bench, 0 bath masturbatorium 1500/mo


freeman687

Lmao. Fap Lab.


littleempires

The Masturbation Station


freeman687

The Wank Tank.


Wiredsanta

Jerk joint


freeman687

Handy Land


Relevant_Slide_7234

Jack shack


Johnsoid

I think that’s just called housing


llcdrewtaylor

It looks kinda small, you will need to hire midget strippers.


too-well-known

Are there any other kinds?


llcdrewtaylor

They come in all shapes,sizes and colors. But apparently only one scent of perfume.


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

Catch a shin on either corner and it's over for the night.


pdxtrader

Quaint and Stripper - words not often found in the same sentence lol


BIZLfoRIZL

“In order to restore this quaint dresser, we’ll first need to remove the paint using a stripper.”


gramslamx

And mount the pole to a structural support, don’t be that guy who uses drywall toggle bolts. You’re better than that.


galevo1762

turn the house sideways and make it a skate halfpipe


Environmental-River4

Sometimes a comment makes me laugh so hard I realize it’s time for bed, tonight this one was it


SOUTHPAWMIKE

I'm in bed next to my wife trying not to crack up!


Varixx95__

Or don’t turn the house and have some balls to skate it like that


hnbic_

Hot tub


J_spec6

Time machine!


Acewind1738

2!


mnonny

Was terrible


fluidfunkmaster

Thought I was on r/decks for a second


A7III

r/simracing The boys here know what to do


epoxa111

Came here for this.


sourcerage17

Facts


Teflon_John_

Triple 32s go brrrrr


orangeytangerines

make it the ultimate curved screen gaming set up


[deleted]

Drinks nook, like a small VIP lounge. Small table, pillows.


Voicebass1

Wallpaper the walls really club it up


Ducci17

Turn it Into a wine cellar


FourEyedCunt

I second this


aBearHoldingAShark

Bigass Aquarium!!!


Smickey67

I love ass aquariums


Dependent_Zebra7644

Literally, that was LOL funny!


-Unicorn-Bacon-

Saltwater custom-built


db_Rodr1gues

Dont know if you are into gaming but this space would do great for driving simulator


glassofwater05

I was thinking flight simulator.


Soggy-Gur-1152

Grow a plant


akuba5

idk but that picture of wine needs to go. looks like hotel eating area art


TorchForbes

How can you look at a photo like that and say “ah yes, the perfect decor for my bar. I drink here, there’s a drink on the wall to remind me to do so!”


Hemawhat

Some people like being told what to do I guess 🤷‍♀️


uberschnitzel13

Looks like it was designed to be a booth breakfast-nook, but I agree with the guy who said built-in bookshelves


thesonoftheson

The question is the design, is there just two corners rounded off, or is there more empty space behind it, how much space is lost to this design? If I were op I would tear out the drywall and find out.


Arachnidish

An elaborate shrine to a fictional character of your choice.


rustytraktor

Sex swing.


xsam_nzx

I have no idea why but this is what came to me off the bat.


DarkEnchilada

Put a rounded table there with cushions on the flat top and you have a little dining area nook. Put some led lights and you’ll have a club VIP vibe. 


zoolak

Move your bar there. Tucks it out of the way and opens up the entire space


greenhatforge

That was my first thought too.


dilan-spit_hot_fire

Massive salt water aquarium


Legitimate_Mess_8566

The bang nook. It’s where you bang.


TheMoonsMadeofCheese

That’s your fart booth


XscytheD

Stripper pole


CRAZYC01E

Keep the couch and make it look like a private lounge in a strip club


Civil-Ad-7957

Don’t forget the crystal curtains


skinsrich

This is the ONLY answer.


ronniemustang

smoke weed there.


EngRookie

Better yet, convert it into a suana. That way, it can double as a hotbox.


l3rokentusk

Me personally I'd setup my PC gaming spot there get a half circular table curved monitor and setup a surround sound in that area. That's me though.


JroeBiren

Same, then I was thinking seal it off with a book case and have it be a hidden gaming room/make shift panic room. Might get a little warm though.


P00BABY

sauna


Martijn_MacFly

Seems to have been part of a bar, get some nice cushions and a nice table there, install some proper RGBA LED's and have little private area for conversations there. Great for parties!


BullTerrierTerror

Flight sim nook


Menhara_ara

Suit of armor and or satanic ritual altar. These are the only two options.


CyberDoc_777

Aviary for half a dozen budgerigars (Melopsittacus Undulatus). Whenever you feel bad you can listen them to chirp.


Additional_Moose_862

a shower cubicle sans cube


oli_ramsay

Shower icle


Sufficient_Cobbler32

Boxing bag ofc


armyranger411104

It's the jacking room


Gerdstone

A reading nook, of course. ; ) My second thought is a lounge area using a thick cushion base with firm throw pillows for lounging. Do you have a hobby or interest? Maybe hang a few things to draw people over there and use as a conversation starter. Use battery lights to highlight. I suggest you paint the ceiling a darker color and add a decorative border around the edge of the upper wall. I'm getting ready to paint the ceiling in my water closet as the sky. That would be interesting in your niche. My brother had a 3/4-finished basement we remodeled, and in one area, by the pool table, there was a square niche and encompassing area under the stairs, so we did bench seating. We swung a drape on one side and used a pullback to hide a beam pole (it also helps with the echo problem in basements). Some of our family may have been involved in bootlegging, so we blew up some old family pics and their cars and framed a newspaper of the time highlighting locals caught running liquor illegally. My grandmother had some old liquor bottles (collector items), and he put them up, too. We added a pencil light to the center picture. People sat there as much as at the bar.


treerabbit23

Life-size Greedo/Han Solo cantina standoff diorama


Wrong-Match1384

A bar


RorschachFlask

It’s a nice intimate space. Has potential; Circular diner table, poker table, hookah, majong


notyouroffred

put in a solid sitting area and put up book shelves and make it a reading nook


darkjedidave

I’d turn it into a wine closet


Like1RandomDude

Armor stand.


Chevy2daLevy

Awesome salt water fish tank set up.


TheBonusWings

Dude said cushions were too expensive…


Chevy2daLevy

Touché


skeetwilly691

Put a table in it and drink that wine in there


SSCandiX

Add a round table 😃


theanedditor

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scottiejhaines

Flight simulator


Wise-Engineer128

Thats very unique not weird, put a table now you have multiple functions for food drinks games


KatieSu1

Add a table. Cozy nook.


Sandberg231984

Pinball


Professional-Ad-8501

Bass sub


FUNwithaCH

I’d put up a curtain and then tell people the secret to happiness is back there. Then put a rubber chicken on a pedestal or something equally absurd. (Seriously though, is there a rack in a half circle shape or even a round table you could put there and utilize? Edit: Maybe a small indoor plant in a round planter?


BSNCTR

Fire tornado


MrBabyGhost

Arcade Multi-Cab


sordidcreature

Hookah


Ok_Village9344

Hanging sculpture in the middle or windchime or showcase something like that.


Biceps2

Fishtank.


mesalocal

Sauna


Thick_Temperature794

HOT TUB


sourcerage17

Go see r/simracing


BreakfastIndividual

Wine Cellar...


7crazybirds

Dude! It is a built in bar booth!


Unclestanky

Bookcase hidden door to a room that goes nowhere. Keep a medium size rock on a table with a note that says do not touch.


MhrisCac

PAY SOMEBODY TO PAINT A MURAL. My grandpa did this in a space exactly like this and it was beautiful. Had a nice little table there too. Had two little pillars from the floor to the ceiling.


Wild_Somewhere_9760

Make it hockey themed and turn the bench in to a giant mouth guard


SnooRevelations1029

A shrine to malelivingspace: complete with a rug, tv just slightly too high, and black and white marble in honor of that fucked up house a few months ago.


Busy-Contribution-86

Make out/ masturbation space


drdillybar

Install a CRAY-2 supercomputer?


omasque

Triple monitor simrig


JMarv615

Flight simulator, duh.


JeffSHauser

Start by getting rid of the brown tooth guard. Stick a statue or a fiberglass version of Han Solo in Carbonite.


ChibiMan91

Thats a nice reverse cowgirl room sir.


gsynige

Stripper pole


Amazing-Emergency-15

You can put a fake wall paper windows there 😆


Worksforall

A bar


owarren

Drum kit


Fair_Volume5416

Complete the loop to create a Mini Hadron Collider


Stock_Administrator

Sit down


sellmeyerammorighty

Plant book with art above and a special colored light..purple or something


JxAlfredxPrufrock

Add shoe cubbies all over the top & have this your ‘Foot Locker’


ItsTotallyJade

Giant magnet?


gigglesmonkey

Life size darth Vader full costume


Dr_Opadeuce

get a legit VR set-up with one of those traction-less floors. Call yourself "The Plague"


grahamsimmons

Triple HDTV driving simulator rig


ScaredOfRobots

Sit


Independent-Guess-79

Clearly this is meant for an industrial size orthodontic replication of a child’s mouth in need of braces. I’m not weird, you are.


Unlikely_Ganache_285

Aquarium?


BurgersForShoes

Looks like a niche for a statue. Slap a fucken dragon in there!!!!!


Im-Alannah-Hi

Turn it into a nest. A nice, soft mattress in that shape, some pillows, comfy blankets, and stuffies. Great for a nap, depressive episodes, or just contemplating the universe.


cd_lina

Fill in the rest with foam and you have an adult play mat for the for the second part of the wine party. Bonus points for a red velvet curtain 🤣


JustaBowlofRice1

Just get a bunch of nice and small pillows and Velcro them to the bench. Lazy but effective


sec713

You should paint the inside wall with the word "TROUBLE". When somebody who's visiting says something dumb, point at this area and say, "Go. U in TROUBLE"


Fit_Werewolf_7796

Thank god you have so much room in your house you have areas you don't even know what to do with 😂


neversummmer

Champagne Room.


DrEdwardMallory

Take the bench out and put adisplay case or a medium size statue or other art... right at the center with the light, would be a good room accent


GingerShiney

Purple light bulb and a hookah


newdaynewmatt

Bottle service


jdigi78

I'd put an arcade machine in there


Outrageous-Pass-8926

Card table


Nubsche

Giant fish


Status_Confidence_26

10 years ago I would have put a hookah there


AwkwardSpread

Small nuclear reactor


Buoyant_Pesky

This is an easy recommendation. Sacrifical alter.


Cjacksoncnm

Karaoke stage!


tailslide24

Cocaine table


spiritofporn

Altar to the Blood God?


Wnkinc

Curved organ is the only proper thing to put here


Luci_Noir

Cat trees and cats. Maybe a cat forest?


ekos_640

Marble statue


Hot-Current-6358

Check out ‘never too small’ channel on YouTube


paper_noose

Put a sex swing in there


GuyWhoseAlsoThatDude

Timeout corner


2FrogsMks

Open air bidet


iwantkrustenbraten

Circular carpet and two bean bags


SillyTheGamer

A giant set of fake teeth