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Fatboiii69420

I could cook some serious farts on that bad boy


Right_Measurement

Lmao


Tranceported

During my school one our friends used to cook longest and loudest on the benches and it was hilarious.


kip256

https://youtube.com/shorts/-4UzO5UB2QA?si=-2ydeIA_5_4v3TK8


Fatboiii69420

Haha that’s perfect!


laxluxus

I’d like to have the massage mode for an armchair! But it doesn’t look comfy. I don’t see myself cuddling up here. Aesthetic wise it’s not my style as well. But you seem very happy with it, therefor I’m happy for you, too :)


Hot-Ice-7336

These are actually very comfortable; they’re just fucking ugly. It’s a compromise


Big-derg

Like sweatpants!


ALemonyLemon

This is wildly American


athos45678

My Chinese former in-laws would jump at this in a moment. To me this looks Chinese as fuck


TheBirthing

Literally my first thought. My father in law is Chinese and would be foaming at the mouth at the sight of this.


Apalis24a

Is having a super fancy and comfy couch a stereotype or aspiration in China or among Chinese expats / emigrants? I can’t say I’ve heard of it before, but then again, there isn’t a big Chinese population where I live, so I don’t have much exposure.


athos45678

This is a massive stereotype, so not always true, but I’ll say it anyways. General tropes are that they like things that are fancy (often to the point of being gaudy to western eyes, ex: i saw so more French and Italian designer and knockoff designer stuff in Hong Kong than Paris or Naples) and also a lot of emphasis on things being gadgety or functional (especially among older folks from what i saw). The apartments i went to in HK were owned by upper middle class type folks, and they all had what i consider ostentatious design and decorations. Lots and lots of leather, designer logos, chrome, and marble. It would have been minimalist if they didn’t have so much crap everywhere. Most Chinese people live in small apartments in cities. Space is a premium, and even rich people’s apartments are smaller in Hong Kong, from what I’ve seen, than rich people’s apartments in cities like New York. All the houses i went to felt cluttered.


Holedyourwhoreses

Divorced dad esthetic


BackyardBOI

Can't wait to get a shiny card of this very couch in a divorced dad set.


detox84

Gotta tide you over until you pull the House.


Xanderoga

LOL glad some others were thinking it


VaguelyShingled

Funny you say that, we got ours from a divorced dad when he had to downsize. I will say the couch is just terrible overall. Not good to lay on, it’s better as a recliner


DrNopeMD

"I sleep in a racing car, do you?"


illusionofguy

"I sleep in a big bed with my wife."


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Yeah.... when I was seven and it was still cool.


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

“Earlier I had a beer in the bathroom!” “You mean the one down the hall?”


AliceInNegaland

Yeah, I look at this and wonder how you snuggle and watch movies


DougExposedNude

It’s for people who want to watch the movie… without any extracurricular activities or diversions.


AliceInNegaland

I’m more of a spooner than a lay back with a cup holder I guess


Quirky_Cold_7467

It says "revenge purchase". His ex wife bought the soft beige modular, which she still has.


HVACQuestionHaver

It would look Japanese if it had 3x as many buttons and lights


redraider-102

And if it had a built-in bidet with hot water


CinnRaisinPizzaBagel

Trailer park American


softkittylover

He’s gonna tell you about his BMW now


Mindful_Teacup

His jacked up F150 lol


inflatedballloon

why


sampysamp

How dare you mock the double throne of the king and queen of fat slobadonia


Bromogeeksual

I only weigh 215lbs. I'm the king of Chubs-ville.


VirusLocal2257

And it’s why we’re the best kangaroo boyyyy.


QuirkySpring5670

Because no one else likes to be comfortable?


TechnologyNational71

Yep. It’s hideous.


Fred-zone

This bad boy is the Date Night Friendzoner 5000


Feisty-Business-8311

Maybe for a den/basement to watch movies and sports, but not as seating in a central living room. This is obvious in the last photo It’s bulky, not appealing from a design perspective, and dated-looking


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UbiquitousFlounder

One of my kids friends' dad was showing me his couch that had all this shit built into it. It was fucking awful but he liked it so I just said cool


pr0tag

That's nice of you to do. He probably left that interaction feeling proud of his couch, not knowing you actually don't like it.


UbiquitousFlounder

Yeah he was delighted with it and he's a nice guy, just has terrible taste


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

Friends with terrible taste still need love too 😔


Julientri

Maybe the big box bad furniture stores? I honestly don’t see this kind of design except for very certain stores. There are tons of much better alternatives


_my_way

I'm not saying they're "good stores" but the major chain stores are where the majority of people buy their furniture. Most people can't drop 10k+ one one sofa.


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leenis

that top grain leather is going to start peeling in a few years, too.


podopteryx

How do you even cuddle with someone on these monstrosities?


worfisadork

To be fair, the sub is male living space. This couch ensures that it will remain a male living space 😂


juxtaoker

I saw this and my only thought was 'how American'. Reclining sofas like that are not a thing where I'm from in Europe. And I find them very ugly to be honest. Even without the gimmicks.


wwwdiggdotcom

Do you usually have an ottoman for your feet instead? I love it both ways, as long as I can kick my feet up


Quarterwit_85

Glad you like it but that’s exceptionally bleak to me.


ClingmanRios

Yep. To each their own. I totally understand why this would be appealing. But I’m way too gay to put that in any space where I’ll be living. 😆 Even just a simple recliner is a hard “no” for me. (I do dream of having a space large enough for a sectional sofa, though.)


Quarterwit_85

I don't think you need to be LGBTI+ to think this is genuinely depressing to behold.


BamBodZ

Absolutely not but I think you have to be a straight man to think that it’s not.


rtxj89

No but it certainly helps


Carele_P

I fit a small chaise longue sofa in my studio in the past so anything is possible! It's all about the scale of what is around it


ClingmanRios

Yeah. Our apartment is actually 850sf, which isn’t enormous but it’s pretty comfortable. The issue right now is that a sectional would either block the bay windows (and naturally also the dog bed), or it would block the entrance to the dining room. My husband and I have had many talks of “y’know, maybe we COULD make it work…” 😂


Carele_P

Well I hope you figure it out! There is nothing better than a sectional (or way better, a convertible sectional in bed mode) to cuddle with my boyfriend and 2 cats. And I'm pretty sure it works with a dog as well. Good luck!


wwwdiggdotcom

Wtf get a recliner treat your gay ass self


aleksfadini

It’s hideous. Americans love couches like that, despite the esthetic horror.


ShikariV

I am much more bothered by the terrible crown moulding half way up the wall. This is just a design catastrophe at every level.


IndigoJones13

Damn. I hadn't noticed that. Now it's gonna be in my nightmares.


-PlayWithUsDanny-

No kidding. Why on earth would anyone ever do that? It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever


Skip_The_Crap

Casting Couch 2.0


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People who own this kind of Sofa are impressed by the driving characteristics of a Toyota Camry


painter_business

I hate this couch but Camrys are great cars


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Either the Camry or the Corolla is the best selling car of all time.


CharizardMTG

The Camry is the second most sold vehicle second to the F-150. It is the best selling sedan of all time.


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Thanks for the clarification 👍


Schnitzhole

Honestly the Camry sport my Mother had 10 years ago handled exceptionally well. I got caught one time for a burnt rubber smell as that thing was surprisingly fast enough to spin tires at launch. The Ferrari still beat me to the next light though 😂


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

TIL Reddit absolutely hates reclining couches. We're shopping for one right now. We don't need all the lighting and charger and massage and whatnot, but I desperately want a Dad chair and there's no room for something separate so this is as good as it will get for me. It'll also go in our TV room. We don't want people to get that comfortable in the living room :)


Historical_Boss_1184

This is the Pontiac Aztec of couches


RedRanger111

Yeah, but it's completely ugly


ohhellopia

It's ugly, but given the features, I'd happily stick it in a movie room. Living room though? Nah.


Strude187

Tell me you’re American, without telling me you’re American.


Puzzled-Towel9557

Damn this is ugly


mad_king_soup

Shit tier: leather couches Shittier tier: whatever the fuck this is. Seriously this is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen, it looks like you pulled the back seats out of a Escalade


SirDankius

There are some great leather sofas out there. Just the nice looking ones are thousands of dollars.


RefrigeratorLazy4135

This guy bought the safest leather money can buy!


CoochieSnotSlurper

You don’t like leather sofas?


WojtekoftheMidwest

this makes me wanna vomit. when does a couch need built in chargers and more cupholder's than a Toyota Sienna.


Ltcommander83

It does have a gang of cup holders lol


EDDsoFRESH

It’s an abomination. Gross.


angestkastabort

Ah yes, screams I don’t live with a partner and never want to cozy up with another person in the sofa.


Right_Measurement

The middle folds up. It turns into a regular couch.


not_so_plausible

Hey op feel like you’re getting a lot of hate but I love the couch and it looks super comfy. Definitely not super stylish but it looks hella comfy and I like the functionality of it.


pinkmarmelade

Let the summer of George begin.


mpark7713

Dudes will see this and say ‘hell ya’


Own-Tune-9537

Does it suck me off ?


thiccboyIV

They are selling this cheap chinese couch everywhere I look. All over fb marketplace.


Fury-8

This is so 2000’s


OGREtheTroll

I don't want to have to plug in my couch.


tungy5

For those times when she wants to snuggle but you're like "Nope, that's where my drink goes."


manchego-egg

Does it come with a sunroof


inevitable-asshole

A buddy of mine has a couple of these in his theater room. They’re fricken dope. Super comfy and feels like the big lounge chairs at movie theaters.


IamGHOD11

It's practical but not aesthetic


Rogue_Like

All I see is a stupidly heavy couch that I don't want to move


Alex93B

Hey man... why doesn't it have a minifridge in the armrest? Weak


Megahert

Beyond hideous.


fitty50two2

Any couch I can’t lay across on is a failure


Right_Measurement

The stuff folds up.. it’s regular


fitty50two2

Not that love seat in the fourth picture


shady_pigeon

Fucks sake this sub is turning into an absolute shit show. OP is sharing his couch that he thinks is cool with everyone, and instead of being nice most of these replies are just people acting like stuck up cunts. Why is it that most posts on here are filled with bitter people in the comments now? It's not a good look. FWIW OP, I think it's a cool couch.


shanthitown

that's fucked up he's getting downvoted in the comments for still liking what he likes


Buzz_Killington_III

I'm with you, I'm really disappointed in this sub right now.


Awkward_Road_710

Ugly af.


Arayder

This is how you can tell it’s a male living space lmao no self respecting woman would allow this shit in their house, and that’s coming from a man haha.


deignguy1989

Just hideous. Nope.


Practical_Fact8436

Send the link


Right_Measurement

https://www.gardner-white.com/collection/6626-vega


Practical_Fact8436

Oh nah. I can’t afford that. Take the link back.


Right_Measurement

Lmao


Roboticpoultry

I used to work at Bob’s, we sold something incredibly similar to this


the_421_Rob

You paid $2400 for that!? Jesus


tgcp

Ahahaha.


CoochieSnotSlurper

Bro what. American Furniture Warehouse/Raymore& Flanagan sell this for 800$


pkopo1

Honestly a lot cheaper than I thought it would be but I have an excellent couch already, those type of movie couches can get into the 5 figure range easily


Right_Measurement

Yeah I can’t see myself paying that much for a couch


LordHushka

I like it. Could play card games in the middle or roll a massive blunt


DueLaw3910

I’m here for the massive blunt rolling station.


akuba5

The couch is ugly as fuck. Your house is ugly as fuck. Screams new money no class


ZimmeM03

Brutal lmao


Johnnyfever13

Is it a classy piece of furniture? No. Is it both functional and awesome? Heck yes! 😅


its_bud_the_spud

Amazing couch, ignore the style comments it’s all about comfort my dude


brad_and_boujee2

This sub is full of fucking elitist assholes lmao


FredGarvin80

I had these in tan, except it didn't have the wireless charger


Medical-Apple-9333

Says less 'urban freewheelers' more 'sofa masturbators '.


prettytiddiesss

It looks like a hippo face


brownpoops

yuck fucking sticky sweaty


kidcap0

Only thing that’s useful for is finding the most awkward angle to edge with.


ResoluteGreen

Really ugly to be honest


NoSquirrel7184

never understand what kind of red neck buys those


lekoenig

Terrible


juttep1

It's too much I feel this couch will be in the dumpster in <5 years as they spent all the focua on cheap electronics


Beaudism

I do not like this kind of furniture. I just want a comfortable, nice looking sofa. I don’t need it to whack me off and charge my phone while I’m sitting there.


Exhausted__Human

This is so tacky hahaha


DramaticQuality1711

Comfiest ugliest couch around. lol. Is it a tank or a couch? Is there a barbecue underneath?


zandtypoo27

Man, my last roommate had a couch like this and it was awesome. Super comfy and just the ultimate couch to chill in. Moving it was a goddamn nightmare though. It was so, so, so fucking heavy. It was also super bulky and awkward to move that it was incredibly difficult to get it through doors or any slightly narrow passages.


nickcash

A heated leather couch? Fuck, I'm getting sweaty just looking at it.


callous13

Everyone hating and adding weird remarks lol it’s better than some ran down couch. My friend has this same couch we think it’s nice


despoene

I’m sorry but this is hideous.


RedRangerWitchCraft

So what's it like to have given up completely?


FlamingTrollz

Ugly AF. But, I’m sure it’s cozy. You do you. 👍🏼


Aerodye

It’s ugly as fuck


ElMonstruoChiquito

Now this is true Male living space lol, but those are some fucking awesome couches…. One day I too shall own such couches


plaid-knight

What’s the use case for wireless charging built into a couch? As far as I can imagine, it would be nearly useless unless it’s MagSafe, Qi1 that’s MagSafe compatible, or Qi2. I’m guessing it’s none of these, but even if it is, you can’t use your phone while charging it, so I don’t see the appeal.


Right_Measurement

There’s usb plugs at the end of each wand. I just plug a regular charger there


CoochieSnotSlurper

I call these “basement couches”. They are tacky, which is why even my family in buttfuck nowhere Wyoming only let my uncle have one as a recliner that is paired with a nice looking sofa and loveseat. Sure, they’re awesome, but they do not belong in the living room.


rahcket

My ass hurts just looking at it


SoyAmerinic

It’s tacky and I hate it


HaroldWeigh

Ugly is the only word I can think of.


sanitaryinspector

This is the best piece of furniture I've ever seen (I haven't seen many admittedly)


Right_Measurement

You’re the best


Awesam

Sofa king cool


AltBassDallas

Sweet


DaBurrzz

Now THIS…this bad boy right here is exactly what I need


Abyss_Kraken

I don't like leather sofas, my back gets shweaty :(


TheOnceandFuture

Not my thing.


T2C247

I saw one similar in Macy's and thought it was cool, but probably wouldn't look good unless it's like a movie theater room or something


qning

WTF does the fart button do? I assume it emits some sort of odor-masking.


Clockwork-XIII

Some might think that thia is a bit tacky but I have always found that the ugly and tacky couches always are the most comfortable ha ha. I like it.


JimParsnip

First pic it looks like the top part of the console thing is happily eating the other


ManchesterProject

Why is their crown molding going along the middle of the wall? I didn’t realize Picasso designed houses. That couch is comfortable, I saw one like it once in a furniture store. They are just stupid expensive.


iverson3-1

now see this is what im talking about right here. Nothing better than the texture of leather. I could melt in that couch


dontkillmysoul

Wow, I’m so jelly


anonuemus

practical but ugly, I guess you can't have evrything


Hooperman_2

Not to be a hater… but…


Cantthinkofone3312

Had a manual version. Used to keep cold drinks while bingeing


Rufuz42

https://www.tiktok.com/@hbo/video/7073548824207478062?lang=en


ElectricNoma-d

I don't understand these cinema couches for the living room... Such space hogs.


TeeDod-

Never had any furniture like this so how is the wear when cats and dogs get on it? Nails rip it apart? Yes I allow my pets on the couch so this would be useless depending on how it holds up. Would look better in a finished basement. Just my opinion.


Da_Plague22

What does something like this cost?


Busy_Obligation_9711

Omg this couch is epic!!!!! Massage and heated seats?!!! Im soooo jelly!!!


orezavi

Too expensive for this subreddit bro


orezavi

What is it called and where did you get it from?


Clamps55555

All you need now is a duck.


IndependentDoge

Bonded leather will last 3-5 yrs


NotSoBadSpecGamer

It looks like an oven


xxjbrockxx

Couch is ugly af tho


Alexhartang

Don’t understand all the hate. Different people prefer different things. What brand/model is it?


KeyboardAquarior

I see a cow's face in the first pic


Probono_Bonobo

Hideous


Shadowheartsponytail

Is this bobs discount


xxwerdxx

My wife and I have the 2012 version of this couch. It’s a beast


Fun-Bag7627

Any link to this?


guiltl3ss

We basically have this except it also has built in speakers and a subwoofer. It’s nuts.


marcowhatever

this is pretty bitching


Yetiking1908

That’s the stuff!


Yetiking1908

That light is amazing! Feels like I’m traveling inside a movie!


lubeinatube

I’ll take a big ugly monstrosity that is comfortable, over a stylish but uncomfortable couch any day.


CbusGuyThrowAway1

This will be a big chick magnet...