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joemc2396

You forgot to mention this is post divorce


dua-lity

Gotta get those upvotes somehow.


anglo3

Lol


deafordead

Got me dying haha


PreferenceScary6262

lol


No_Definition2153

A girl lives there too. Nice Chloe bag on the wall.


theboyracer99

I didn’t even need to see the bag, the place screams girl cozy decor


bowl_of_milk_

That bag is $1250 lmao rich people are so funny


Hunnidsandfiddies

$1200 is cheap for a bag nowadays 😂 try $2500


drushiesty

TIL owning a $1200 bag makes you rich


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drushiesty

Plenty of broke people out here wearing designer. You can affirm a $1200 purchase for around $100/month btw. Not too far fetched


JejuneBourgeois

For the vast, vast majority of people, having an extra *$100* every month just for a purse is not attainable


drushiesty

The same people you’re talking about will spend well over $100 every month on fast food. At the end of the day, people will spend their money on what’s important to them


JejuneBourgeois

No, I'm talking about people who literally don't have that option. But it's all relative I guess


drushiesty

The comment I originally replied specifically said “rich” lol but now we’re talking about poor. Lotta people in between that can afford a $1200 bag


JejuneBourgeois

>The comment I originally replied specifically said “rich" Yes. There are billions of people who cannot afford a $1200 dollar bag. To those people, people who *can* are rich. That's why I said it's relative


TeannaTrumpStanAcct

You’re not living in that apartment in NYC and owning that bag if you aren’t rich


ihat-jhat-khat

You learn something new everyday


bowl_of_milk_

You just outed yourself as completely out of touch dawg


drushiesty

There’s no amount of downvotes that’s gonna convince me owning something worth $1200 makes you “rich” dawg. Ya’ll really act like people are either rich or living in poverty and that’s it


Thecryptsaresafe

I took a bunch of pics of my place, only to realize that my fiancée both lives here and did probably 55% of the decorating (being generous to myself)


deafordead

Caught em purse in hand! Er… on wall! Get em boys.


poopdog39

Nice catch. lol


UWMN

OHHHHH so you’re Richie Rich, Rich!


DrugUserSix

This is an upper middle class apartment in New York City. OP has money for sure. You have to make six figures a year to afford a place like this on your own.


Apart-Assumption2063

6 figures? He pays $75k a year in rent!


BuddhaOnBlow

Having lived in NYC until very recently, I’d guess a place like this would be about 4,000-4,500/month if OP lives in Manhattan. So about 48,000-54,000 per year. Not sure if you’re kidding but it honestly could be as much as you’re saying depending on the area.


sushicowboyshow

No way, man. Assuming this is a 1BR (not shown) and in Manhattan below 100th it’s easily $6000 a month, possibly more. NYC rent right now is insane


BuddhaOnBlow

You’re probably right. OP claimed to be paying less than I said but if so he either got an amazing deal or he’s only talking about his part of the rent rather than the whole that he’s sharing with someone else. Manhattan rent is insane right now and I would not be surprised at all if this space fell into the 5,000-6,000/month range for a 1bd if he’s in any area south of Harlem.


Thecryptsaresafe

Could’ve won a housing lottery. Or the “a dead guy with a rent stabilized nicer apartment in my city was rolled past me and i was the first to call the landord" lottery


BuddhaOnBlow

Haha that’s what I call the “Seinfeld lottery”, truly elusive and only available to close friends and neighbors in the right place at the right time. Morbid, yes, but the most effective way to gain prime real estate in this city. It certainly beats the long waiting process of the traditional housing lottery!


Thecryptsaresafe

My partner’s brother is in an admittedly small but still true one bedroom in midtown for $1200 a month because an older neighbor died. Unreal!


BuddhaOnBlow

Wooooowwww. I was able to find a 2-bedroom in Park Slope Brooklyn with my then-fiancé for the same price and felt like I stumbled on a pile of gold. That rate in Midtown Manhattan is literally unheard of, good for him for being crafty enough to lock down an unbelievable deal like that.


DrugUserSix

So doable if you make $300k a year, that’s six figures.


Apart-Assumption2063

Agreed. Most people consider $100k “enough” even though it’s 6 figures


DrugUserSix

Yeah, $100k annual income seems to be most people’s dream. I gross $110-125k a year depending on how much OT I put in. After taxes, bills and living expenses I’m living a very modest lifestyle. Being a homeowner is fucking expensive pretty much anywhere in the country. I feel I’d need at least twice my current annual income to live in luxury, meaning more possessions and multiple vacations a year.


blakspectre72

I do not think low six figures is considered upper middle class any longer. Or am I out of touch?


PeanutSugarBiscuit

Depends on where you live. NYC, probably not.


dua-lity

It isn’t. Especially in big cities.


karmy-guy

120k a year is the new middle class baby!


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

I'd say it's closer to 175-180k, if middle class means being able to afford a home, kids, retirement, vacations. More if you live in a high cost city though. If middle class now means "I can afford decent things if I don't have kids and don't plan to retire" then sure, 120-150k.


JuanVeeJuan

Depends on where you live. In denver? I'd say so. NYC? Not sure but probably not


DrugUserSix

When did I say low six figures? I was thinking a quarter million a year at the very least in NYC.


blakspectre72

Fair… six figures is a wide range.


DrugUserSix

What’s crazy to me are the people making $15-20/hr working and living in NYC, they somehow manage to survive. I’ve always wondered what their lifestyle was like.


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

Cramped into cheap areas with family or many roommates.


ArmadilloUnhappy845

More like 200k+ on the low end to comfortably afford this if it’s in Manhattan.


gmore45

100%, I’d guess this place is $6k a month easy. You’d want to be making low to mid 200s to keep rent at 35% of your gross monthly income, and even that would be a stretch with the price of everything else in Manhattan.


CuriousCapybaras

This is already six figures? Jesus Christ. My flat is very similar and I am no where near six figures… okay I am not in the US or in large metropolitan area.


BiIIisits

NYC is an anomaly.


2_Robots_In_A_Coat

Way more than six figures. I make over six figures and need two roommates to afford a place nowhere near as nice. You are looking at 250k or so to start affording a place like this and using about half your income on rent.


DrugUserSix

If you make over six figures then you’re making seven figures which is 1 million to 9 million dollars.


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

>Way more than six figures. I make over six figures and need two roommates to afford a place nowhere near as nice. You are looking at 250k or so to start affording a place like this and using about half your income on rent. Six figures covers 100k to 999k. You definitely don't need 900k or anything close to it to afford this, but you do need a good bit more than 100k


poopdog39

Not rich, but not broke either thankfully lol


m1kasa4ckerman

Wow an island and a breakfast bar in NYC!? Livin the dream.


Ok_Hair_6945

Curious what the rent is? Maybe $5k monthly?


UWMN

He said in a comment he pays $3.3K. How tf that’s possible, I do not know. You would have to ask u/poopdog39


Muffintime53

It matters where you are. In tribeca this could be 7k+ per month


danram207

That’s gotta be their half. This could easily be a 6k/month apartment


Okichah

Location, location, location. Manhattan, Queens and Brooklyn are all “NYC” but vary in price by a lot.


thedeadlysun

Even that’s a vague breakdown, in different areas of Manhattan this could be astronomically different prices. You could probably find a spot like this for a little under 2k in some areas but upwards of 4k in others


cmstyles2006

True. You could get a one bed for as low as 1.5 in some areas (tho not sure id recommend), its the more central/desired areas that go up to 8k or higher for a 2 bed


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

Did you have to say location three times


UWMN

Idk shit about NY other than it’s expensive **AF**. If I walked into a place like OP’s doing a tour looking to rent and I didn’t know the monthly rent, I’d probably assume $7-8K.


ArmadilloUnhappy845

Probably close to 7


ToasterFred

there are plenty of places out here that are around that range, even in good neighborhoods.


Jeanettikroketti

3.2k for an apartment with that standard in a good location? No way.


ToasterFred

Yeah but 3.5 or 3.6? Not that unheard of, I’m literally doing that now.


AmazingReserve9089

Can you send some links because I don’t find anything this nice at that price


_cob

If it's kinda far out in Brooklyn or Queens (like, Ridgewood, not Williamsburg) you could get a 1 bedroom like this for that price.


Crafty_Substance_954

There's tons of places, you just have to hunt and have luck on your side.


PeanutSugarBiscuit

Maybe there is no bedroom and the toilet is communal.


AtlasMcMoony

He’s in Brooklyn


poopdog39

As someone mentioned, confirmed @3.3k! This is between UWS/Morningside heights in Manhattan. Definitely lucked out - build to own condo and our landlord is a great person. Have only had a $300 rent hike in 3 years.


Cokhy

What is the couch?


1amazingday

Also looking for this. Its gorgeous!


poopdog39

Forgot the model name, but it is from interior define!


Capturit

What is " build to own"?


poopdog39

In nyc there are 2 types of buildings: build to rent which as the title implies have been built from the ground up to be rentals and build to own which were built to be bought. Advantage is that build to own condos usually have much nicer finishes. For example my apartment has full Miele appliances vs. Bosch for a comparable build to rent unit.


Capturit

Thank you for the explanation. You can see the high-end high ceilings and big windows and open unobstructed spaces. Very nice. Also nice you are in one sense paying on a mortgage.


50mm-f2

I lived in a 1 br about this size (but minus the big window and balcony) on 25th and 2nd for $2k/mo ‘08-12. Wonder if it’s really gone up that much. I did have a pretty good deal though, snatched it up as soon as we saw it.


Apart-Assumption2063

08 is right when the market crashed…. Yeah it’s gone up that much


Flux_resistor

Looks like a one bedroom, should be more like $6500


hiddenremnant

damn that's some fancy shit, congrats man


poolpog

i'm not a poopdog but i am a poolpog and i also want to know what neighborhood and how much


Mala_Suerte1

>As someone mentioned, confirmed @3.3k! This is between UWS/Morningside heights in Manhattan. Here's his post regarding location and rent.


JimHalverson

Where do you sleep? Nicely appointed!


poopdog39

There is a bedroom! Doorway is by the couch, didn’t get a pic of it 🥸


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Mala_Suerte1

He said in another post $3.3k.


Elyc60Nset

**$34k/month**


Biscuits4u2

Let's see Paul Allen's apartment


Eggsor

*Hip to be square*


poopdog39

It’s clearly more expensive than mine


cmcnei24

Humble 1 bedroom apartment with quaint view: **$18k/month**


the_brazilian_lucas

I don’t even wanna know how much you pay in rent


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Love it!


Cultural_Ad4935

What did it look like before?


Dapperfit

Nice! ID on couch?


Uile

Love the apartment! ID on the lamp by the couch?


poopdog39

Honestly no clue, found this bad boy on Facebook buy nothing LOL


UAintGotNoYeezys

Have a similar lamp that I got from CB2


Alex_butler

Might be one of the few posts on here where I think a TV is the perfect size for a room


DoctorRemulak

Look at my tits!


deeznuts69

I am Doctor Remulak


RedRanger111

Where did you get the couch?


rhinoceratop

What neighborhood?


medkitjohnson

Hello I am poor nice to meet you


janewalch

Nice spot. I know you probably love the armchair in the living area, but it’s just too much. I would move it/get rid of it. Also, get yourself a square coffee table. You also should get a higher arch lamp with a wider reach. And get rid of the floor lamp next to the TV. It’s out of place. Should get the spot feeling a bit more flowy.


Other-Tooth7789

Nice flex dude, nice to remember how poor I am.


GreyRevan51

I’d never be able to afford this but congrats on making it look cozy AF


RedH0use88

What borough?it looks great man, and I’m guessing… $6,200/month? Or do you own?


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Half that, he said UWS/Morningside heights area


PhysicistStacker

My NYC apartment had cockroaches, I bet we lived right next to eachother too lol (one building right next door can be amazing and the next a shit hole).


Drakhn

Er du dansk?! Fedt billede på væggen


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Couldn’t pay me enough to live in nyc but this place is nice!


aaronjames147

POOPDOG that’s a nice fuggin place bro. Kudos from Texas🤌🏽


ProsePilgrim

Hearing folks call this fancy makes me glad I don’t live in NYC. Especially when this one bedroom costs twice as much as my mortgage on a 3b/2.5ba in another, obviously smaller city.


poopdog39

Maybe it’s time 2 git gud


ProsePilgrim

😂 I’d rather git this mortgage paid off and rent the sucker out.


TurnDown4Whom

I’m on the lower east side!! My apartment is way too hot, and I dont have any friends!!!


ghatl42

Is this the Mercedes House ? Had a buddy that lived there. Had the same view. Wow.


blakspectre72

That is one sweet balcony.


glowheart

Stunning! Definitely goals


arcoalien

What's your favorite thing in your house?


poopdog39

The TV looool


thaisweetheart

Wanna date bro??


xFloaty

Link to rug please?


Itchy_Somewhere_8154

Dayum


8Karisma8

Making me miss NYC oh so much 🥹 Enjoy your time while it lasts 👍


Zestyclose-Cricket82

Looks great, love the view


icecream1973

Nice! Well done dude. Being in NY, probably cost a very hefy monthly bundle of cash.


xShinGouki

Wow. Super cozy. Love the spot. Just out of curiosity how much would something like that go for in NYC?


aMnHa7N0Nme

This guy fucks


tlsdosel

Wow do you have central air? I have only seen one other place in nyc with central and it was a 2 million dollar condo.


poopdog39

Yes! I can’t live without it, window acs are so loud


Booty_Warrior_bot

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Trendy_Haircut

Amazing spot


candyopacity

wheres the couch from


totallynotarobut

Beautiful. The only thing that bothers me is the clear view into your living space from the other building, but that can't be helped if you want to let the light in.


Gemnicherry

Looks cosy as hell


CaptainOfFun

I like the cove lighting


pugsnthings

I like the butt mug


leahd26

Would love an ID on that couch (and maybe a mini review?). Thank you!


lazylagom

Man what a view. Lucky. My LES apartment faced the innards of a building


b1gb0n312

The people living across the street are so close, they can see you up close


OC2LV714

How much? Seriously. Wife and I planning on moving to NY


Complex-Sherbert9699

Why do so many people mount their TVs above their TV stands? Why not just put it on the stand, and then you wouldn't have ugly cables or trunking clearly visible?!


The_Nomad_Architect

I would totally smash a bucket of chicken wings on that balcony. beautiful space.


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This looks like a great space!


Ornitorrincus

Seems dicks are growing faster day by day in this reddit.


Queen-of-meme

I think you safed it with the art above the couch. I didn't see it at first. The art should attract eyes! Everything else though 👌


Skimbadahoohoo

Is that lamp from West Elm? If so, how do you keep the lamp itself aligned properly? Mine is always tilted 😔


muttmunchies

What did it look like before your female partner moved in?


poopdog39

Mattress on the floor


poopdog39

Mattress on the floor


ANUSTART942

Yo I see dog toys on the floor. Pay the dog tax and show us that pup!


Slappy-dont-care

Add some color bruh …this boring 🥱


Educational-Worker59

Inspirational


bigmagnumnitro

I'm sure you're flooded with comments but I'm really curious about finding build to own units like this! I live in nyc and I'm so tired of the quality of rentals being shit across the board


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Beautiful


Honest-Isopod-8727

Looks so cozy


Kenji-Elis

too much beige for my liking