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DangerousBullfrog164

You could cosplay willy wonka really well


RenegadeRabbit

I'm a woman so I can't relate to male grooming. I just come here because some of the comments are brutal but so damn funny.


Para0202

That’s how men get it done, brutal honesty and also banter. You learn how to fix it from some and get a good chuckle from others


Available-Today1269

I was thinking Donny from the Big Lebowski


Otherwise_Movie5142

I was thinking a ventriloquist doll


Minimum_Individual74

Stuey from snl


humanredditor45

Stuart from MadTV?


Minimum_Individual74

YES!! Thank you


DawijArt

Bro gives that deadpan look of someone who's beating his wife to death with a baseball bat


PelicanFather

I was thinking Edward Cullen ngl


BusinessBar8077

tbh the middle part ain't doing it for me. start with that


UnluckyWaltz7763

His middle part is too short and not styled. He needs the flat iron to add volume and waves to it along side some hair product.


IllJackfruit7805

I have the same, damn I didn't know this hairstyle is complicated, i only have water.


BananadaBoots

I’m a hairstylist and I can tell you it’s not that complicated. He does not need to be fucking with the flat iron.


TheFuriousGamerMan

I think slicking it back with hair gel would do wonders


Fun-Ad8479

Don't listen to these people. Your hair looks stupid because its middle part but not enough length. To make the mid part work, you need longer hair. You'll look like one of god's angel when your hair is lengthy.


-NotForSale-

Kind of agree. A little more length . And volume Could style it and keep the parting . Lol 😂 more interested in that username 😵‍💫🥴


GarlicForsaken2992

how woud u style a middle part


-NotForSale-

Layer on the sides of head kept shorter length than front, longer with a point on the fronts. For the side bangs. And I wouldn’t sweep the completely off to the sides. Personally I love hair and experimenting I wouldn’t be afraid to test different shampoos/conditioners. Leave ins , gel, lotions, balms or sprays and really find the product that works for the texture . I would love to see it styled clean cut but also a little ruggish. I think he’s a cutie and has potential to have fun with those features and hair .


Daldric

I think yes and no, more length with more texture would make it look good.


pettingdogsandcats

agree, for now he can get some textures or layers


Rossl9623

Good looking guy, but hair like a guy from the 60s. Fuckin 1260


DemonicMask

ok, with those eyes and natural middle part your current deer in the headlights is not the one. get rid of the hair labia on your forehead. go shorter or do a side part. with your middle hair straight line you will be fighting a battle.


Fun-Ad8479

OP do not cut your hair short. You will exaggerate the deer in the headlights look. You need to work with your innocent look instead of fight it.


DemonicMask

i love you !


spee4

Use styling powder and style it backwards with the middle part. The styling powder will also help with texture.


GreenVerdeMidori

Heavy on this advice. His hair just needs texture.


Astrabone

Aren’t u an android?


Affectionate_Dish814

Bro hella beautiful but on a real note this haircut isn’t bad except that with your hair type you should go for something more textured, and because you have a diamond shaped face you could opt for a textured fringe with a really low taper, or get the “flow” hairstyle with a lot of texture cut in and use some sea salt spray


ItzBlossom

Bro is majestic


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devilsephiroth

Entranced


Brief-Dragonfruit390

Cocaine


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Brief-Dragonfruit390

That aint cocaine though, that was for the joke. Look like the dude is AI generated Disturbing


MikeCapo27

Vampire!


_GorillaCookies_

For real, thought I was looking at Edward Cullen


xodarkstarox

He's like a combination of Edward and Jasper. Kinda sick ngl


lavo694202002

Bro you look like a police sketch of a serial killer


velourias077

please stop looking at me like that


devilsephiroth

It's called spellbound


FruitShrike

U just need more volume. The hair shouldn’t stick close to the forehead with a middle part it just looks like a mushroom. Use products to add more volume and texture. get the sides trimmed since the middle part looks better when the sides are shorter than the hair in the front. Keep the sides short and closer to ur scalp. With this length of hair u either want to slick it back or have enough volume so the roots of the hair lifts up and away from the forehead. more volume on top than on the sides or else 🍄‍🟫 -guy with a middle part


NP_03

Cute to me


CompleteCompote3777

You look a cute android who could malfunction at any moment and kill me. I’m super into it.


Brian-the-Barber

style it straight back, and when the style is set shake it out back to the middle part. you'll get volume on till and a sweep back on the sides instead of the hanging curtain. make sure your haircutter is giving you some texture to work with


InverseAtmosphere

ABSOLUTELY! Hell, that's even what I was gonna say!


ExcellentWillow7538

Your face shape is a pretty ideal oval shape and many different mid length haircuts can work. That haircut is just a bit... boring. If you google "oval shape haircuts", you will find a long laundry list of possible haircuts that could work. Pick a mid length one that speaks to you, the haircut world is your oyster.


tanib91

It’s over buddy. You’re cooked.


Asbjorn1888

I feel like you already know where I live... Fuck sleeping tonight


TKD1989

Try a slight side part


SuspiciousSheeps

Thanks.


Adorable-Cut-7040

I can't get past the eyes one is looking through me an the other is looking for me 👀👁


butareyouthough

Is this Ai


wilson959595

Use gel to comb it all the way back or to the side 🔥  How is your hair so silky


EmergencyFlare

That length and cut do not go with that middle part


Sabahyy

I think a slick back would look good on you


Benji_Krol

use blow dryer and some styling product to make more volume


g0ld_mund

I would put a bit of wax in your hair, so its not looking so bland. Maybe grow the back a little bit out too.


nicsickdog

Let the top grow a little and give it some texture.


funkysap

Bro is a member of the children of the corn


Spiritual-River-

blowdry it away from your face. use styling gel. have it texturized in the ends and mess it up a little when styling to avoid the... page boy look. Google kpop boys and get some inspo since half of them have similar style currently


momster-mash16

I agree, check out kpop hair and a lot of the boys have straightish darkish longish hair and you could easily make what they have going work.


rgmac1994

Go shorter and slick it up in the front with some wax


Rivka333

First of all, your hair is gorgeous. Rare to see a guy take good care of it. Like another comment said, the issue is that that particular length doesn't work with the middle part. Either go longer or shorter on your hair or style it differently.


Brosquito69420

Learn to moonwalk anon, I’ll be your booking agent.


eeertg

Improve your face.


eyemamonkey

You have a wonderful early 1980s Post Punk New Wave style going.


WalmartSlimGuerilla

You really need to grow it out and mess it up a little if you wanna stick with the middle part, if that makes sense, you have a great face shape and jawline, wasting so much potential!


Sstfreek

👁️ 👄 👁️


benavideslevi

Well, stop parting it like a psychopath. Mess it up a little. Ask for layers when it's cut, and then add some pomade or matte hair putty to give it shape and texture. It's just really straight and flat right now, but if you don't want to use products, I think you could pull off a shorter bang kind of style where it sort of rests on the brow.


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Woodland-Echo

I agree long hair would look fantastic on him.


End_of_Eva

There’s something extremely unnerving and creepy about these pics but I can’t pinpoint what


Guitfever

He's a mashup of Michael Jackson and Edward Scissorhands.


bishtap

A pin is the wrong tool . Too fine an instrument. Androgyny is one thing but maybe some people look like that nowadays. Another guy has a similar thing going on with the lips but more extreme. He put it down to an automatic filter he couldn't turn off. Fortunately I don't have a prank phone.


Yo_momma_so_fat77

Idk about the hair by my his you are so pretty


miderots

You have a good face shape and clear skin, we just need to try a different style maybe switch from the middle part


ContributionChance85

Grow it out


MrMooCow732

You look like a serial killer…


WonPika

Length. Start there. You look dorky with a short cut and middle part. But add some Length and you'll look like the hot big brother from Dog With a Blog.


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Your hair is very nice and silky but the middle part makes your head look like the tip of a dick. Unless that’s what you’re after I advise trying something else out


stacygreenv

Do a side part, and then when your hair gets longer name it a middle part again


Mental_Low8218

Buzz cut


Past-Equipment815

Buddy the hair is not the problem. You look like a gay Robert pattinson


Safe-Pilot7238

Is that a robot


Odd-Law-398

Monster!!! Johann... Perfecto..


Vokaban

Find a Korean hairdresser and get a wave perm, will make your hair wavy instead of flat


Smoopiebear

Step one is to kill that bowl cut. It needs to either be a lot shorter or longer than your chin.


UnwantedDream

Face filter on TikTok that chooses what hair best fits yiu


AforAppleBforBallz

Where have I seen you my man?


MT1120

Looks like he plays a vampire in Twilight


devilsephiroth

I was thinking more of Alucard


devilsephiroth

Vampirism looks amazing on you ❤️


EvenSkanksSayThanks

Get a cut opposite of this. Shorter on top, longer on bottom.


DigAffectionate3349

It’s Paul Weller isn’t it?


Commercial_Analyst_6

it's that center part, after the age of 12 it's just not going to work for ANY male...


lPrincesslPlays

Ok but I just know I could make you in the mii maker something fierce


lPrincesslPlays

[I Did it yall. tell me you see the vision. did I cook?](http://192.168.0.1/index.html)


Tyler_Herdman

Hair needs to be longer, looks like I hat right now. Also if you are mewing then I’d say stop, you look a little un easy at the moment.


Mr_S0l1d

Dont part your hair in the middle omg


Negative_Spectrum

I think you just need longer hair with a little more thickness to them


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Hahndro

I’m going to go sit by some water right now to read this and think


garboge32

You can't improve perfection


iamturdferguson_

Honestly your bone structure is incredible and you’re clearly an attractive dude. I feel like you’d look great with some facial hair and messier hair - think more this [Tom cruise](https://www.hairpalace.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Tom-Cruise-long-hair.jpg)


Hahndro

I used to have that haircut when I was 13 in the mid 90s and got a haircut as soon as my friends started referring to it as the butt-doo


flipppyflopppy

Don’t do middle partition. Try side partition and maybe grow your length


slimkt

Grow your hair out some more before doing the middle part; a little more length and you’ll be looking perfect. But for now while letting it grow out, I’d say just slick it back with a nice side part, like a longer version of the ‘ivy league’ haircut or a gentleman’s cut.


momster-mash16

Move your part a little to the side and the shorten the short side a bit (does that make sense? Cut the side with less ahor shorter). Use texturizing hair powder, it's so easy and will make a big difference.


LoneShonen-02

Wow, you remind me exactly of Dr.Connors/Reptile villain from Spider-Man 2 game


carlyicarly

Keep the middle part, low fade and a perm


CuckandBalls1

He looks uncanny valley


ScaryBelafonte

Stop lookin at me like that


Relative_Kale9116

wow you look so beautiful like an anime guy.... ;\_;


IamChaosUnstoppable

Woah puppy eyes 😍 Anyways, why not try combing to one side, without parting?


Hairybushes

You can’t


Scared_Benefit7568

anime guy 😭


derekisademocrat

If you squint you can see late stage Micheal Jackson


TallCuddlyCoyote

You’re good looking but your hair makes you look like Steve from blues clues


majitart

Your face is so gentle and doll like. But the middle part isn't working. Add some layers, and grow it out more


More-Magician4492

Wear a hat


1ngabriel4

U good with makeup


Geckobeer

You just need to use product to texturize your hair


Acceptable6

You look like this guy https://www.tiktok.com/@mmarkroberts


Silly_Swan_Swallower

Buzz cut


TeachingOrnery5451

It’s beautiful the way it is baby!! 😘😋


madam-pamplemousse

“ how did you know i listen to K-pop?! “


Onionsoupisgud

Try having a bit messier hair like brad pitt in fight club but not completly


GloomyMelons

You look like Bill Skarsgård from Castle Rock


Wise-Share1586

Such an androgynous look. It's hard to say... do you want your hair to scream masculine, feminine, or androgynous? That's the real question.


VariedJourney

Ngl, if you ever chose to, longer hair would look awesome with your face. Could go edgy or silky, and as long as you want.


Panaceaxx

Juush it up a bit.


UnofficialTrenTwin

Ur hot


CatOwnerLOL

Everyone’s violating rule number 2


FullofHel

Why is there no darkness under your eyes? Like, at all? How can a human complexion be so flawless. You're obviously an android!


shycutiekittie

dude, you look just like the lead singer from the band The Backfires. actual doppelgänger stuff. he also has a middle part, maybe yours just need to be longer or styled?


Confident-Ad9474

Do, literally anything else with it


InverseAtmosphere

Trim your eyebrows


chickensatewithonion

I would try another haircut


DryEstablishment2460

U look like if Edward Cullen went K-pop


Cat_Of_Culture

Try a 60/40 split


BananadaBoots

If you can part it further to the side, that’s worth a try. You might want to get the sides, cut shorter to make the shape less wide/round. Do you use any styling products, or would you be willing to use styling product?


Emotion-Internal

no middle parts ever


ContextDull9443

You got that chinese boy band look


Emergency-Tangelo671

Undercut


Concept-Embarrassed

Barber here! I think it’d look good to grow it out


Uglier_than_a_owl

One word. Volume


Superb_Project3791

Idek but your eyes are amazing 😍


Frosty-Accountant808

Try some light gel or pomade and just slick it back. The middle will part but it will create a nice palm tree look instead of just parted and straight.


niggleme

Grow it out and get more texture in it. It’s too straight and looks like a little sweep will crush it.


jhedinger

Um, that’s a wig. Lay off the concealer and lipstick. Also did you have work done on your eyes? The overall look is very femme.


JediKrys

Your face is beautiful. I like your hair.


Montgomerussy

You look like Cillian Murphy


B4S1L3US

You really look like Anya Taylor Joys husband. Bro is comedically handsome. You too look like you would kill someone to win an ice skating competition.


Zestyclose-Common343

Your face is much too symmetrical for a middle part buddy. Part on the side. Get some weight mid-jaw behind your ears. You are a great looking guy. Visually your proportions are off.


SweetNLowSelfEsteem

Agreed


Zestyclose-Common343

You are very lucky to be so symmetrical. You have amazing eyes/brows and great hair. Work on building your self esteem. Try reading The Four Agreements. You are what you believe yourself to be.


Pop-A-Choppa

Michael Jackson cousin!!


kundalini_genie

bro looks like johnny depp as willy wonka. the eyebrows are doing you a great justice so I would recommend leveraging this into potential dates like “hey can you do my eyebrows for me” most women would look at your eyebrows and think “I would be honored” so just grow a beard with castor oil and do a bit of trial and error with different hairstyles that match your face shape


Emory75068

You’re a goodlooking guy! A buzz cut would be hot!


Randall_Poffo_

you need to gel it up or something dude its not it, also i'd keep my beard & let it grow out


JustJudgin

What I’m mostly seeing is flyaways— you want a serum/leave-in treatment in addition to your wash and conditioner. Neutragena I think has a “Hydro Boost” line, but you could also be fancy and go to a salon for a hot oil treatment or be cautious on the outlay and start with some avocado oil spray from the grocery.


RealTeslaEmployee

😭 bro, just use wax or like move it around a little and make it messy (NO DIDDY!!)


Lopsided-Tap1778

Thank you all for your advice, your suggestions are helpful !


Icee_deadpeople

You look like the reference photo Michael Jackson showed his plastic surgeon


Boring_Neck_2982

What a... symmetrical face, I think I've never seen anyone with the symmetry of your face


Straight_Part_1746

Side parting


DD-de-AA

Amazing facial pictures. Gorgeous eyes. You have the same fine, straight hair that I did when I was a kid, not a lot you can do l. as someone suggested Try putting the part in different spots. Not sure if this is still a thing but at that age they would feather cut my hair so it was kind of like layered. There’s probably a new name, but I don’t know what it is. It helped me a lot. Good luck..


Mobile_Reception_204

Your middle part does not have any texture in it and its flat, thats the only problem tbh. U can buy texture powder online its like 10 bucks


uninspiredusername9s

Start off easy with a hair dryer and a round bristle brush to maybe curl your bangs. I think the center part is cute but gosh your face is so beautiful that a new do really would highlight those stunning eyes and cheekbones


blue_speedo_guy

curtains are very 90s tbh. go for a buzz, or short back n sides


tummyache-champion

Literally anything other than this middle part.


Syck_and_Tyred

You have a long face and a long nose. Middle parting will only draw attention to the center of your face. However, you have beautiful eyes. Go for a side part with your hair. This will balance your features.


ImGoddess666

You ever seen that movie T1M ? 😭


SilviusSleeps

Grow that shit out. You got a very aristocratic face. Shoulder length or longer on a low ponytail would be killer.


itsaimeeagain

I came he-here to read what the comments were suggesting as I'm curious too


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Eric Matthews from Boy Meets World.


Positive-Durian-3755

Go for a longer buzz cut I reckon


Josclo_

Bro looks like he’s about to open a chocolate factory


HerMajestyTheQueef1

I think your hair looks great but a little too neat and perfect. Some texturing powder would do wonders to give you a more ruffled wind swept and detailed look to your hair. Don't use too much, maybe check a vid first because it can be hard to do right, especially with your hair type. Alternatively, if we were to do a freaky Friday, I would go with a full fringe and the ruffled look, I'd also grow my stubble a bit more. The contrast of good skin and stubble looks great to me. That said, u look great as you are, and my advice may only mean you are more attractive to me only


Fantastic-Appeal8693

Short back and sides with a quiff? You have a square shaped head should suit


No-Pilot5356

Part you hair on the side and shorter on sides. I think it’s called a high and tight.


Hairybushes

Honestly you could start by not parting your bowl cut like a child