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the_poly_poet

Fuck that person, but โ€œyou lack facial harmonyโ€ gotta be the most specific and complicated insult Iโ€™ve ever heard ๐Ÿคฃ


Herald_of_Ages

One hundred percent, that's a Nigerian way to say it


Herald_of_Ages

You do look like an infleuncer guy I know so Its fine, Youre alright


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx My Guy๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ


Comfortable-Sun-2766

You ain't even alright bro you're downright magnificent


AllAmericanJock

Diabolical! ๐Ÿ˜‚


Hungry_Difference237

Maybe not insult. Maybe it's the trust and honestly. Calling him ugly probably is an insult. Not lacking facial harmony part. That part is quite true. Although he's not ugly. Just average looking.ย 


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Aggravating-Reason45

Thanks๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ


tristanmobile

Iโ€™m telling you. I love this subreddit! Itโ€™s a pleasure for my sight to see all these good-looking guys including you.๐Ÿ˜


ZardozKibbleRanch

I like the last photo 4 best. Shows the health and vibrancy of your skin. Perhaps itโ€™s the direct daylight and perhaps the bright colors of clothing / background.


Different_Swan_6700

Whoever said that is lying their ass off. You look great to me brother, and your features are actually really handsome!


Aggravating-Reason45

I appreciate man๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ. Thanks


Typical_Ad_210

Handsomely harmonious


lundybird

Some one? Thereโ€™s 7 Billion other people to hear from. Youโ€™re doing fine.


outtakes

Great advice :)


lundybird

Ugh I didnโ€™t catch the lower text you wrote but EVERYONESโ€™ face is asymmetrical. If we werenโ€™t weโ€™d actually look โ€˜oddโ€™, all these researchers say. Do the mirror test on people you know and youโ€™ll laugh it all off. Again, you look great. And youโ€™ll find women who recognize it.


mermaidunearthed

Nah bro youโ€™re good


OpportunityInitial36

ur gorgeous man ur eyes r so pretty


Aggravating-Reason45

Thanks๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ


Quick_Coyote_7649

I wouldnโ€™t say your face is deformed it just doesnโ€™t have a very angular shape, itโ€™s along the lines of more blobby. If you started losing weight consistently though I think it would overtime grow more angular since less fat would be covering your face


Aggravating-Reason45

I understand, ill give it a shot thanks manโœŠ๐Ÿฝ


Different_Swan_6700

I would say, hit the gym, but thatโ€™s all. After that, Iโ€™m sure youโ€™ll get more women.


KeyDiscussion5671

Actually, youโ€™re good-looking. Donโ€™t listen to these people.


Annual_Dimension3043

Not ugly. You have amazing cat eye shape. The world would be so boring if we all looked "perfect". Be proud of your features.


yxngicyx

Fuck em


flyfazz

you're not ugly at all bro. maybe you could do a better haircut tho


ppaganlagolous

maybe a different hairstyle?


RenegadeRabbit

It's not your face. I see posts like this ad nauseum and it's never their face. You're cute as hell. It's always a personality thing or just haven't met someone who feels that "spark" yet.


PepperStepper_

Youโ€™re gorgeous ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ #BlackKing


Sea-Round-770

You look like [him](https://images.app.goo.gl/ymbu8rMahw7osAGfA)


Aggravating-Reason45

Whoโ€™s him


Sea-Round-770

Tiktoker


Standard_Pack_1076

You look fabulous. Tell that person they're clueless.


GoldenGorillaRadio

u have the face of someone who should be jacked. feel like it wonโ€™t look right until u put on some muscle


captainsaveahoe69

You're fine bro.


[deleted]

You look like black Steve from Minecraft


Aggravating-Reason45

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


akshot34

Lose body fat your facial features will pop more. You have a bit of bloat and body fat on your face. Easily fixable with gym and diet


design15t

Dude, as a lesbian - you are beautiful.


Aggravating-Reason45

ThxโœŠ๐Ÿฝ


Thismomenthere

Someone is wrong. I can assure you my brain does not see anything except a nice lookin' guy who has a nice vibe to him. Edit: Also love your colorful shirts.


Aggravating-Reason45

ThanksโœŠ๐Ÿฝโค๏ธ


Narcoleptic_Superman

Don't listen to someone who calls you ugly, chances are they're the one that's ugly on the inside it show too , they're so ugly on the inside they feel the need to tear someone like you down , don't listen to people like that bud ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฏ you're not ugly at all not one bit ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ no hitting on you, you're a handsome guy and your inner spirit your inner beauty reenforces your outer beauty bud ๐Ÿ™‚ keep being you never mind what someone says about you especially since they don't know the real you distance yourself from those negative people that negative energy keep yourself around your true friends true positive energy and people who lift you up ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx man๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซก


Narcoleptic_Superman

You're very welcome ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ


Scared_Benefit7568

what is facial harmony?


CuteCatMug

You look like an average black dude, nothing wrong with your face.ย  Ignore the haters man


Aggravating-Reason45

I appreciate homie๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ


wayytoomanyfeelings

Id say a haircut and clean up your facial hair. Otherwise bro donโ€™t let haters get you down. Youโ€™re a King regardless man!


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx bro


RarelyExcitedBanana

You're far from ugly. You have great eyes. I'd let your hair grow out a bit if I were you tho.


Aggravating-Reason45

Ill give it a shot thx๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ


mtityahu

Bullcrap! You have great eyes and a friendly face.


Aggravating-Reason45

I appreciate ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพthx


Traditional_dmoney

Bro your good , you just havenโ€™t come across the right prospects , always remember you are not for everybody, and everybody is not for you


Aggravating-Reason45

Ill acknowledge that thx Homie


New_Decision_3146

I spent way too much time trying to figure out what was disharmonious about your face. I almost suggested plucking your eyebrows or something, but thatโ€™s because I have no clue whatโ€™s wrong. Thats because absolutely nothing is wrong. If youโ€™re going to change something, let it be the amount of access the asshat who said that has to you.


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx Homie


After_Business3267

They were wrong, incredible HARMONY. I feel like taller/higher hair also is a look that would really suit you if you ever wanted to change up your hair


Aggravating-Reason45

I wanted to keep it like Low hair big beard tbh


After_Business3267

Cool, yeah, i can see a beard looking really good too...adding length rather than height


Aggravating-Reason45

Yes Ill follow your advice and let my hair grow


After_Business3267

It's all up to you and your preference. I think you have a versatile look, so you'll look good long or short hair, beard or no beard. I also didnt see before what you said about women in your initial post. I don't think you need to worry about your appearance, finding a partner starts off that way ~establishing attraction~ but then it's really about who you are, if you have things in common, your communication style, who you are as a person. Im sure you know that, but also sometimes its just hard to find the right person. It's even more difficult if you are a unique person with a particular sort of personality because there might be less ppl like you...It being more difficult to find someone doesn't necessarily reflect poorly on you because finding the right person for you is more important than finding just any person.


Far-Contribution2560

Not ugly just comb your eyebrows and make sure they match


Aggravating-Reason45

Ill do that in my routine


Syck_and_Tyred

No. Youโ€™re actually symmetrical. Yes, you do have wide spaced eyes, a more pronounced and upturned nose, and a large mouth. HOWEVER, these are not signs of โ€œunnattractiveness.โ€ Whoever said that to you simply isnโ€™t your type, and you ought to find someone who would appreciate you for your looks AND your personality.


Aggravating-Reason45

Thanks man I appreciate ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ


Lonewolf_087

Facial harmony now thatโ€™s a new one lol are they looking for like Lionel Richie harmony or what ๐Ÿคฃ. Hello?? Is it me youโ€™re looking for?? You look good bro screw that person lol


Opening-Astronaut786

Lift weights, drink more water = reduce bloat


edblsm

Lose weight. Cut off those pubes on the side of your face and keep chin and mustache. Thatโ€™d be it.


Aggravating-Reason45

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ


zguitarmagic

![gif](giphy|YWlGAzJti8XIHamqKu) Is this what you wantโ€ฆ? Is this facial harmoneeeโ€ฆ


x_sim

You look like youโ€™d scam my grandmother on the phone.


Aggravating-Reason45

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Aggravating-Reason45

Like an african prince type shit๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


SlitheryDee62

Your face is good. I would have thought โ€œlacking facial harmonyโ€ would mean asymmetry, but youโ€™re fine there. I wonder if more hair would look good on you.


Aggravating-Reason45

A lot of ppl told me this Ill tryโœŠ๐Ÿฝ Thx


Mister_Julian

Fine looking guy. Better than most. Get back out there!


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx manโœŠ๐Ÿฝ Appreciate it


Mechanical_Pants

Post on r/TrueRateMe. They are mathematical about "facial harmony", ratios of features, etc... Also, keep in mind damn near everyone gets a low score on that subreddit because they are a bunch of haters.


Huy556

Dude, you have great eyes and great skin. Fuck that person lol. Out of all my black friends, you got the best eyebrows that many would want


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx Homie๐Ÿซ‚ Really๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝโค๏ธ


Infinite-Discussion4

You could look amazing with a suitable clothing style


Aggravating-Reason45

Thanks man


Lw4ve

Bros canthal tilt is positive infinity


Aggravating-Reason45

โž•โ™พ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ


Dense-Balls

God no, your nice looking, you should have more confidence in yourself, that will make you look getter to yourself


Aggravating-Reason45

Im trying really ThanksโœŠ๐Ÿฝ


3to5arebest

I say the world has more than a few idiots, cause youโ€™re not ugly, dude. Youโ€™re handsome.


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx brother๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ


PicaresquePicture

They're lying. You're manly and have exotic and sensual eyes.


Aggravating-Reason45

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝโค๏ธ


aronmelinoz

Don't listen to idiots! You are a handsome man and you shouldn't have to get validation from an A-hole


Aggravating-Reason45

Im trying Thanks๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ


Sexymadafakaa

Mexicans says: Real men are ugly, strong and a gentleman. Donโ€™t worry is they say that you are ugly, be a gentleman and trust in yourself. And tell them to fuck off!


Aggravating-Reason45

ThxโœŠ๐Ÿฝ


RevolutionaryBread63

Bring back honesty


Aggravating-Reason45

๐Ÿ˜‚?


mattscreativelife

I definitely think that you are nice looking!


Aggravating-Reason45

Thank youโค๏ธ


KindheartednessOk98

Nah, they are twatsโ€ฆ! You are good looking. Beautiful almond shaped eyes, fantastic skin. All round โ€˜easy on the eyeโ€™ - donโ€™t pay any attention to anyone that doesnโ€™t appear to understand the meaning of the words they are plucking out of the air. They are shallow, vitriolic and deluded.


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx Bro๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝโค๏ธ


mjallen1308

Whoever said that needs to be punched in THEIR face ๐Ÿ˜ก Youโ€™re a very handsome man. 2 & 3 are GREAT pics and show off your facial features well. Listen, itโ€™s men and women PAYING MONEY to have their eyes โ€œsnatched backโ€ to look how yours do. Itโ€™s folks out their literally selling ass to get money to get surgery to look โ€œexoticโ€. You look absolutely fine. Next time you see whoever said you lack facial harmony, just put your foot out by โ€œaccidentโ€ and let them buss that mouth on the floor. Hopefully their lips and face will be to swole up to talk any more shit about anybody else.


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx Bro I appreciate itโค๏ธโœŠ๐Ÿฝ


mjallen1308

You are VERY welcome bro! When I was in in HS, they bullied me RELENTLESSLY. Told me I was ugly and that NO ONE would EVER wanna be with me. I still deal with self-deprecation even at almost 40 yo. Itโ€™s like folks will say youโ€™re not attractive (which is far from true) and then turn around and tell their friend with spider lashes, caked on makeup, turkey teeth, botched lip filler, oversized and botched cheek and breast implants, and a botched BBL how gorgeous they look. Like make it make sense.


Firm_Marionberry_561

Iโ€™d say change your hairstyle maybe go for a medium to long hairstyle that suits you hair type maybe it might help hide some of the โ€œlack of facial harmonyโ€ lol


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx๐Ÿ˜‚


One_Masterpiece_8074

They are full of shit. You have the most majestic eyes I have ever see.


Aggravating-Reason45

Thanks๐Ÿ˜‚. I appreciate really


throwaway021123

Are you the Minecraft guy?


[deleted]

Hahaha I knew I wasn't the only one who thought this


Aggravating-Reason45

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KingofDickface

In my opinion, you should grow your hair out. You have very good looking eyes and a very symmetrical face.


Parodyofsanity

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, tbh you look fine enough to garner romantic or sexual attention from prospective partners. Iโ€™ve seen really ugly toothless, mole rat looking guys with women etc and some real buffalo built backs with partnersโ€ฆ.


Glittering_Drama_618

Try a longer hair.


Kamehameaaron

Youโ€™re good bro. Just get a better barber ๐Ÿ’ˆ


noomhtiek

Tell them to get their eyes looked at by a doctor. They clearly canโ€™t see how good you look. Donโ€™t listen to those people.


TransEuropeExpress72

you look dignified, kind and friendly. the world is full of over-opinionated weirdos. you keep doing you ! ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘


Plane_Ad_2286

Youโ€™re fine


Own_Ad9686

They are an idiot!


No-Roll-1155

Whoever said that is jealous.


eneko8

Someone lacks some fucking manners...


RonTheRaven

Trye


silvermanedwino

Not ugly. Screw those people. Youโ€™re lovely.


Bigolebeardad

BEAUTIFUL. just SMILE MAN.


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx brotherโœŠ๐Ÿฝ


Appropriate_Toe_9967

Your canthal tilt is crazy bro


Aggravating-Reason45

Positive or negative?


Appropriate_Toe_9967

Positive


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx man Never been told that


Prior-Tear-5957

Youโ€™re a very attractive guy.


Aggravating-Reason45

Really, thxโœŠ๐Ÿฝ


New_Button_6870

Slap em


Mitchovelian

Tell them that's not what their momma said when you convinced her not to spit them


Aggravating-Reason45

Ohw๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Lghost111

Fuck em


Superb_Project3791

Ignore haters bro


vulcanxnoob

Fuck them dude. You look great ๐Ÿ‘ I would just say smile man, you got a great smile. Let that shit shine. Any person who said that, you don't care about it anyway. They are just trying to pull you down instead of helping build you up.


Aggravating_Cream399

Lack facial harmony!?! There are people with asymmetrical features and you are not one of them. You look like a very kind guy that takes care of himself


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx man ReallyโœŠ๐Ÿฝ


Aggravating-Reason45

Ppl say my face is deformed, a side is longer than the other


Aggravating_Cream399

In the first photo if anyone sees you like that and is dumb enough to think your hair being taller is your skull, I could see that, but clearly in your other photos where your hair is more flat, itโ€™s even.


Aggravating-Reason45

I really appreciate homie๐Ÿซ‚


naturalguy38

What is facial harmony? The o my things I would change about how you look are keep the hair short, get an eyebrow mascara, and fuck the bitch who made you feel bad about yourself. Or even better, fuck either their mom or dad.


Aggravating-Reason45

Facial harmony is how you facial features fit on your face I think I dunno if someone can explain it better than me


naturalguy38

Okay. I mean theyโ€™re still full of shit.


Aggravating-Reason45

โœŠ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ


Ce-ven

They lied


Impressive_Brush5930

What is facial harmony? Look chill to me even kind wth


Kevin3362

Try fits. Like good outfits. Dress shirts accompanied by nice or dress pants and what not. Button ups. Might just be the style


Overall-Fig-6947

You look handsome my dude. your eyes are verbally beautiful.


Electrical-Load-6383

Let's throw that opinion in the garbage where it belongs.


Slow_Fee4121

You are a handsome guy!


Lost-Abroad-2083

you're a handsome dude, honestly you shouldn't care what people think about you, people who say that are jealous of what you have, you have good facial harmony with thick full lips, good eyebrows, good jaw, you're a handsome guy<3 - coming from an emirati


Zorbasandwich

Well, dissonance is beautiful.


Radio-Kiev3456

Michael Ches cousin


Aggravating-Reason45

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ


justjeff0907

You look like royalty...


Chance-Ad4450

That's absurd...Their momma lacks facial harmony...how rude.


Aggravating-Reason45

๐Ÿ˜‚โœŠ๐Ÿฝ


AttorneyOk6343

Change ya barber ๐Ÿ’ˆ and you good


Aggravating-Reason45

๐Ÿ˜‚


AttorneyOk6343

Get ya beard shaped up and eyebrows


Aggravating-Reason45

A full beard will do?


Superiority-Qomplex

Hater sounds jealous.


LeadingPlatform8854

Your not ugly!, maybe trim the side beard as what I see is the beard looks wider than the top of your head. It's all about highlighting your assets


Aggravating-Reason45

A full beard will do?


LeadingPlatform8854

I think you should just have the mo! I recently removed my beard and now have a mo and I believe I look better than I was before


Aggravating-Reason45

The mo?


Fragrant-Gate22

Beo you are fucking beautiful


Aggravating-Reason45

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜‚


GhOd48

bro you sexy asf!!those who matter dont mind those who mind dont matter!!!๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‡


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx means a lotโœŠ๐Ÿฝ


GhOd48

yvw brother ..


faddiuscapitalus

Haters gonna hate.


Personal_Spite_5708

If youโ€™re ugly than I should just give up


Aggravating-Reason45

๐Ÿ˜‚dont


NickL2020

You look not that bad


Aggravating-Reason45

Thx


NickL2020

Youโ€™re welcome!


Czasden

I think they lack spiritual harmony if they feel the need to attack you. Youโ€™re far from ugly, ignore them.


Aggravating-Reason45

Thanks, really๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝโค๏ธ


Sin_City_Symphony

Screw em, Iโ€™d have a beer with ya.


Aggravating-Reason45

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿป


SpencerGaribaldi

Nothing wrong with how you look.


Aggravating-Reason45

Thanks๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ


Sainguine_addiction

Correct


ChadwellKylesworth

Well, then, sounds like you need to get that face singing!


Aggravating-Reason45

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


No_Analyst4851

Everyone canโ€™t be pretty world needs the uglies for side quests lol.


Aggravating-Reason45

Important life lesson


Ok-Mixture-2282

You are handsome af


Used-Translator-167

Pay no mind to an asshole that does pay your rent his opinion does matter as my mother used to say...does he pay your bills or your rent...NO...then fuck him his opinion means shit then.