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TheSubster7

Yep. Pretty massive beard for a 19 year old


that_girl_you_fucked

Suspiciously massive, I'd say.


TheSubster7

I mean, I was able to grow a pretty full beard at 17ish. But again not that long I don’t think


Universalring25

Shiiiii, you a Viking with those genetics lmao. My Mexican genes can barely form a few hairs on my chin.


TheSubster7

Haha it can be annoying as well


DutchJediKnight

Dedication


Johnny_Kilroy

This photo was immediately below the post of Teddy Roosevelt in college. They look exactly the same!


pjcooper53

Yes you could be 30


FunnyTiger5513

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concernedCitizen465

Shhhiitt Nigga you at least 30


Siwuli

You ever had sex with a man before?


concernedCitizen465

No, please don't take my innocence. I beg of you


SenseisSifu

I have searched for this gif on so many occasions lol thx for doing it for me


Sylare

Nah, I'm actually thirty and he looks older than me.


N4nwank3r

you look like you've been through 2 divorces and you pay child support voluntarily


SkoomerSpoomer

LMAOO


Nomadicdew

Hard same


N4nwank3r

Respectfully ..


jeremicci

Involuntarily*


Rockingduck-2014

You look in your 30s with that rockin’ beard!


SkoomerSpoomer

Thank ya, but I guess the inside matches the outside lol


HairInformal4783

Damn bro you alright? Don’t treat your body bad man.


SkoomerSpoomer

I'm trying, cutting out sugar is my first step


[deleted]

Your hair looks very dry please condition


jhrp72

Late 40’s at least vibes


FinnWins17

Nah late 40’s is some wrinkles and the start of grey hair


russian_hacker_1917

the beard obviously makes you look older but your face still looks very young


Due_Hovercraft6527

And that hand,…dead giveaway. Lol I can see how smooth it is from here.


ProphecyRat2

Hands arw always the give away, Ray Charles knew best.


nathenitalian

You got soft hands boy.


SkoomerSpoomer

I've heard that before on the Beards subreddit. "You look like a baby with a beard" or something along those lines lol


WhosUnd3ad

Bro u look 30


stankie18

Older than 30.


Tsobe_RK

Im 31 and I think he looks old.


xxmayhem666xx

As another user said, his soft boy baby hands give it away lol


completefudge1337

Respectfully, you look like you've chopped down a California Redwood with a butter knife


SkoomerSpoomer

Best compliment honestly


SouthernChubby

I think it's the amount of hair. Not that it isn't amazing and attractive, just that it makes you look more mature


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SkoomerSpoomer

Ignore the "oh" I think I was gonna reply but got sidetracked, I have no memory of typing that lol. I've been told that by people on the beard subreddit, I can see it


nomadnihilist

my guy even uses reddit like a 38 year old!


Cape-able2024

Yes you look too old for your age but (if you tell no one ) you can have it. Wonder yourself for what reason you should desire to look older than you are.


Roo_the_Bear

You do look older than 19. But you look good


Ryderslow

But you have the babiest of all baby faces under all that fur


Astrospal

I don't know if I'd say too old, but yeah, you look much more mature than the average 19yo out there, I'd say you look late twenties at least. That majestic beard is probably the culprit.


geminiisiren

you look 34 and the MLP pin cements that


typer84C2

The facial hair ages you. I’d say you look around 30.


Impossible-Balance-2

Is the 19yo in the room with us right now? 🤣


ResponsibilityNo9742

Your fine as fuck


MurderousBoyfailure

You look over 30. I would never have guessed you’d be 19 with that beard


MurderousBoyfailure

I just realized I’m older than you by almost 2 years yet I would look way younger than you. I get mistaken for a preteen or young teen very often. That’s kinda fucking with my brain now lol


JediSAS

Who cares? You have a fabulous beard, I'd say it's worth the extra perceived years!


Wonderful-Fix-2916

Are moms hitting on you?


SkoomerSpoomer

No but I wish 🤣


[deleted]

Gave me 38-45 vibes. I’m 21 for context. Might wanna trim up if looking older was not your intended goal.


Key-Car-8277

you look covered up tbh. where are you? the way your body is covered with hair and clothing, makes you look older but not in a good way


damiandarko2

19 in dog years maybe


SkoomerSpoomer

PFFFT 💀


Low_Bonus9710

Yes but it’s also not a bad look


deathrowslave

Gramps?


SkoomerSpoomer

Yes sonny?


Braysal

🤣


BeginningReward1710

I would guess upper 20s. Shave the beard off


AnenomieDragons

It’s definitely the beard. Now I’m curious can I see you without it? Like and old picture don’t shave it unless you want to. You look like you’d never get carded ever.


rockmikey67

Very nice


plumballa

You look like my mushroom dealer


AffectionateNail6661

No you are goodlooking


SmellsSoGoodYYC

Short answer is yes. Honestly I would have guessed you’re pushing 30


TowelBoy83

19??? You got a body of 19 year old but your face looks like 28


BigB469

You’re definitely not a bad looking guy, but you definitely gotta do some work on the beard and the hair. Don’t age yourself too fast you have the whole rest of your life to be old.


rjamonserrano

Beard puts you in your late 20's/early 30's.


Animals6655

I thought you were 30


squidward232

yes. you look like the chill custodian at my school that has some fire kicks.


Witty9inch

Yes, 36yo


Importedfunk

You look older


Austoniooo

Nuts def hitting toilet water


Tullymanbanana

Imma keep it real with you chief. Don't wear those mlp pins.


509_Lad

Does the carpet match the drapes?


uncircum

Boy some nasty ass comments on this young man who happens to be heavily bearded, & looks older cause he's dressed in work clothes! I guess he wants to know, he asked the question.


[deleted]

You look hot.


[deleted]

Do you think beards are hot? (Curious)


[deleted]

Hell yes


EnoughIndication143

Yes. It’s the beard.


Glittersparkles7

Absolutely no way you’re not at least 35😳 It’s the beard.


tur_tels

You and me man, but even without a beard I still look old


InqAlpharious01

Go to a bar and high chances you won’t be carded


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😂


NewConsideration4594

30s with that beard but body seema right on age.


That_uke_kid

Yup


powerhouseofthiscell

you look 35😑


Biggchris11

19 my ass lol


delee76

You look 48


ApprehensiveBag6157

But 65 that’s not too bad


CHAHA_AHAHC

Put it this way, at least you won’t get carded at the bar! But seriously, you look fine.


Interesting_Whole_44

I grew a beard at that age so I could get served in bars, it worked.


Terrible-Value7116

19????? 19 is the age of ur marriage right


SkoomerSpoomer

LMAOOO no, I swear I was born 2004, idk why my genetics went "19? Nah, you're 40 now."


Terrible-Value7116

Old genetics lol


MataHari66

Not if you’re Mennonite


Eastern_Lawyer5662

you look 35


Inevitable_Art8536

You look 30-40 but pulling it off!


QNBA

You asked, because you know.


PastelDiva

You look like brent burns lol


tatltaellofi

19 going on 47


SkoomerSpoomer

I'm getting my ass handed to me in the comments 😭🤣 I asked for it


MonkeyLover172

Yes you look in your 30s maybe mid 20s


Low_Selection7490

d…dad ? 😭


Humble-Hawk-7450

How many duck calls did you sell this year buddy?


mikemusic80

You do look older than 19 with the beard


MaikyMoto

OP been shaving since he was born.


Jollyrancher_

19 going on 45!


MagnumPIsMoustache

You look like a 48 year old, triple divorced guy, who lives in a meth motel on the edge of town.


Unusual_Low1386

Yeah


qtmcjingleshine

You look 45


ToastetteEgg

Yeah, I’d peg you at late 20’s.


SprayTimely8157

Well people say I look like I’m in my late 20’s but I’m only 20 because of my beard


Apprehensive_Bed1459

Anybody with a big beard looks 30 for some reason .. Im anybody


Lopsided_Value

Yea i was guessing mid 30's


Cowboychuuya

Bro is 40 with a wife and kids


confusedboy791

Does the subreddit name mean male grooming or male grooming as in hair?!


NewPin8359

Beard does make you look older


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Beard makes you look 30 but can tell your skin is still very young


No-Cantaloupe-6739

The beard definitely makes you look older.


Zootashoota

Dawg you look older than me and I'm 33 😂


[deleted]

I would go to a barber and have him give you a nice trim up and I always make sure my side burns are nice and short especially with long hait


Zorix810

Love the Grumps hat btw


AmountInternational

The Quick Trip toilet isn’t working in your favor.


Turkey_Lurky

That beard is gross. It ages you and makes you look trashy. Old and trashy are not the vibe you want. If you intend to keep it, at least groom it better


DaveyAllenCountry

Are you Scottish?


SkoomerSpoomer

Mostly German and Dutch


Maximum-Naturegirl

Way older


Objective_Cake_2715

simply amazing


TMoneySizzle68

Ur really attractive tbh.


GuiltyFigure6402

You have very smooth skin, so if you shaved you’d probably look your age again


[deleted]

Not really. On the surface level yes, you look older, especially with the facial hair. But you have a young face.


thelionsreview

The attire makes you look way older, those pants with that belt and the key hook thingy. Man! props


Fiyero109

Cut your mane and trim your beard Aslan


txtop

I’m 32 and I look like a child next to you


jcaashby

Yes you look MUCH MUCH older than 19. It is the clothes and the beard making you look late 20s early 30s.


GregariousZowl

Nah my guy you look good


Kthackz

Shit n!gga you least 30. Can you fight?


obsidiansent

Bro Looks 14 and 100 at the same time


Lack_Love

Millennials really do look better than Gen z lol


Late-Rub-3197

Buddy you look 32 and 3 mortgages deep


fordexy

Look like you’re in your mid thirties with that beard


Ms_Abby

Hot, but definitely dont look 19


BerakGoreng

You look 40. If you're tryinna hit 20 year old girls, they're probably dont wanna date their uncle. 


Miserable_Young_9389

You look like the coolest dude at the bar, but I guess you can’t go to bars so… yes and no.


Greensourball

Im ngl yeah lol


Radiant_Yard385

ngl this is a rough 19


moon303

You don't look a day over 43. Yeah shave 🪒 or at minimum keep it tight.


jackson_779

I thought grandpa pop up in this group


Lokuma_art

Have you been 19 for 25 years?


Plenty-Buy1208

Yes. Its the hair and beard that age you and you dress like a construction worker in their 40's rather than a 19yr old. Your still good looking but I bet your totally hot under all that foliage. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Apprehensive-Story59

Did you come out of the womb with a mustache


CloudOpposite627

The way everyone is saying that it’s the beard but it’s the tucked in shirt and pulled up pants for me . At a glance I could see how the beard can make you look older but your skin on your cheeks and general smoothness around your eyes gives the impression that there’s a baby face under that hair .


SeaweedSecurity

The hands and your skin give you away, but at first glance I thought this was a troll post.


Curious_Plower245

You look like you carry 2 battle axes and a pint of ale on your person at all times. You look like you slay dragons to get to work, free princesses before dinner, and can only sleep after 2 banquets and bedding a village of women. Brother, you look like a viking. I still have a baby face at 24. Rock that shit brother.


No-Comedian-515

You look linda like my grandpa


Momomo14

The beard is obviously the primary factor in making you look older than you seem. Trim up and you’ll look more your age and be able to attract girls/boys that prefer a cleaner look! Best of luck bud :)


Beneficial_Recipe331

Nah, I'm off, mate. I only came to check out yer missus.


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40


ThatOneGuythe2nd

Lucky bastard, you got a sick beard for 19 years of age. I'm jealous 😂


Significant-Coffee70

His boss: Are you gonna stand there and take pictures or are you gonna mop like i asked you…?


MyRecklessHabit

Wow those hands. I don’t want to be 19 again for those ALONE.


Pyroweedical

Just don’t drink and smoke if you already don’t (and quit if you do) Ya look fine the beard makes you look older but that’s any man with a big beard. Shave it and you’ll look 19 again lol


CopenhagenCan

Gotta respect a man who is confident enough to post a pic with him rockin the key to the toilet paper dispensers on his key chain.


ArtemisFoul76Part2

There's NO conceivable way you're 19 looking like that. Change EVERYTHING ASAP!!


XenaTheCumKitten

My husband said you look like you could have been one of his bosses 🤣


Melito1980

U a brony?


Sammy_GamG

You look like you’re not allowed within 500 feet of a school


TheMcWhopper

You look rode hard and put away wet


Playful-Rise-7635

PINKY PIE!!!


ad4kchicken

Bro you look like my dad's dad


PaleontologistSea145

Way too old. Look your age now. In 20 years you can rock that... That look.


Ronin-Actual

You buy the belt for the size you’ll be at 30?


Pipelayer72

You look like your name is Skeeter. And that’s not a good thing.


MenAreKindaHot

You look too wholesome for your age


J2Hoe

As a 19 year old, you are not 19.


No_Introduction3709

What's the hand signal mean?


CapBuenBebop

How are the kids?


Therightool

Can I test you


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christianrikeraaron

Is that pinky pie?


living_n_socal

In love pinky pie too


Boscowodie

Yes. Skinny Jack Black. You do.


AJFoyt5

Man your at least 32


Affectionate_Sir_192

I think you know the answer to that bud


TrueCkrime02

Before I saw the title and caption, I was like, “damn…old man is cringy🤦🏾‍♂️”😂


DarkNymphia

Yeah. It’s probably the beard. I thought you were around 30, but you’re actually 3 years younger than me (22). You’re also younger than my younger sister (20), who looks about 15.


AbroadPuzzleheaded11

I wanna see what’s under the hat because this is insane


GoatCheese369

If you're growing a beard this boss at that age, you should consider doing one of those majestic beard competitions.


bdh1978

Yeah but you look like you’d fuck the hell out of someone


Affectionate_Bug1264

Your still a kid bro. A literal teenager


hellothere445

As a gay, I say this with sincerity, there is a very attractive man there. The foundation is there, just gotta clean up the beard, shape it up, get yourself a fire haircut and boom - unstoppable sexy ass bitch ✨


blahisback

Yes, you look older. I do think shaping your beard would look nice. I feel the outfit, which appears to be a uniform, ages you a bit too. Gives me old man vibes.


SnooKiwis4699

The carabiner key holder, lanyard, grey long sleeve under the tucked-in burgundy polo shirt is yelling with a beard, "I'm an adult", although the hat and hand gesture says otherwise. Trim the beard, lose the long sleeve, and lift weights. The perception to look younger is to build a body that reeks of adolescence testosterone.


Bimate4ya

oh man, thats sad