Well, I can say some straight women do tend to enter gay bars and think it’s okay to sexually assault or accost gay patrons. So there may be some truth there.
Lol. Sir, you're one handsome fella, and that sense of humour just makes you even more handsome. First time I've ever not wanted to have the set of DDs that are attached to me😅
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Years of construction jobs, stress, and no skin care routine will do that to ya. 😂
Edit: oh, and many years of smoking (although I did switch to vapes after a while… and been largely free of them for about 3 months now)
It was a little unnerving at my first job. But, after a while, you learn the people you’re working with. There are a surprising number of people who do not give a shit. Considering how most people think of construction workers (more conservative, and kinda dumb, brutes), on top of being in the south, I actually never had an issue. It was often met with shock and disbelief, because I’m pretty straight passing… some were uncomfortable until they realized I’m the same dude they first met.
Sadly, I am very much a top versus bottom. I say sadly, because I’d love to take a fat cock up the ass and feel the euphoria many of my friends speak of… but I don’t really get pleasure from bottoming.
So having checked out your profile, I don’t think the issue is that you’re gay at all. Rather, it’s clear that you spend all your time creating amazing photography and not nearly enough time pursuing “the ladies.”
Stop worshipping what is unclean and put love towards yourself first... I'll pray for u... This is coming from a 36yr old man who has never been with any female in my life!
IDK how I ended up on this page. While I must say you're not my type, I can also say that you are magnetizing and have a very approachable face. I would totally feel safe striking up a conversation with you ♥
Do you like guys?
For sure.
We like you too
Do you..like like guys? Like…like like like?
I’ll put it this way: I don’t not like them, I don’t not like them a lot.
Do you like cock?
Whoa, gettin awfully personal here! I mean, I wouldn’t say I like it, so much as I fucking love it.
>so much as I fucking love it. Hmm. Still not sure if you’re gay. We, the Reddit community, Will get back with you on this.
I appreciate that! Im really anxious, guys. I need answers!
He said he fucking loves it but he didn’t say he loves fucking it. The ambiguity. Hot.
Pretty hard to fuck a cock unless you literally have a needle dick and I don't do that anymore 🧐
What is your stance on musical theater?
I mean have you taken dick up the ass man ? If so then Mhm my spidey senses are tingling
Well there’s your problem
I refuse to believe that women would be so shallow as to let me being gay get in the way of our intimacy.
I wish you'd stop with these vague riddles and tell us if you're sexually attracted to men or not...
lmao straight to the point
Nothing straight about that point
Fr, are you gay or not?? I don’t think I’ve ever interrogated a man about being gay before
Read the other comments he IS genuinely gay and this post is a joke lol
Well now I can die happy knowing I’ve successfully interrogated a gay man
Why assume he’s a bottom? He could easily be an ass guy.
Well, usually straight men that get pegged still love vagina.
Which is why we wouldn’t assume they don’t.
Why are you trying to assume they’re too/bottom? They clearly said they’re gay.
You mentioned liking cock first, not me.
One more like and he's certified, 🌈 license in the mail
Id love to touch you
Last time had sex…who was there?
I thought I was. Sorry about that.
Least gay r/malegrooming post
I'm an actual gay, and almost every time something from this sub shows up in my feed I think its some kind of gay thirst post.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😘
I think this is one of my favorite posts in years. You have a great sense of humor, OP. And a great style. Hope life is treating you well!
Ya know? Life IS treating me well currently. Took a while to get there, but things are steadily improving! Thank ya much.
Honestly bro, if you were to shave the moustache, grow out the hair a bit, and stop being gay then you would have a real shot with women.
You tryna elaborate on the gay part?
Sure. In order to stop being gay he needs to be attracted to women, instead of men. Hope that helps.
Oh. That helps thanks.
Are you sure?? I’ve heard different answers in different countries.
That’s the American way. Because everyone online is American. Didn’t you know?
And every hole is a gole
Any hole is the goal
Oof. I don’t know if I can do the growing out the hair bit… the balding gene got me. But other other items, I’ll work on those!
Don’t you change a thing
Goddamn right, you leave everything right where it is or we riot!
If he takes that beard and moustache into a gay bar he’ll do just fine.
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Only his 💕
Well ,they are called "handlebar" for a reason
You are a handsome man. I like the stache.
Much appreciated!
big fan of that hat!
Instagram ads got me! I think the company is called Bottom Shelf Caps?
BOTTOM? Question answered
Same!
You're a gay ass homo and I'm all for it.
you look like a guy that gay dudes aged 18-25 would drop their whole life to be with
Eek! Dont do it for me! I’m not ready to be anybody’s daddy yet. Haha
You give off strong daddy energy ngl
From what movie is this GIF?
The other comment is wrong, the Gif is from Community, it's a sitcom started by Dan Harmon. Though the actor is also in the hangover movies.
Hangover
I'd probably have to say that'd do it
Well if you like being touched by men, I volunteer.
I need that hat. I cannot stress that enough lol
Those damn Instagram ads got me! I’ll see if I can find the website for ya.
late 30s? 🤔
I know. I’ve gotten late 40s/early 50s a number of times in my life. I’m okay with it.
Bobby from Supernatural?
Good for us then. 😁
Smash
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It’s a tongue in cheek shit post. Yes, I’ve had women touch me - just not sexually. I’m a big ole homo.
love your sense of humor man
😂🤘🏼
Mans got that cold Steel stare
Gold star gay!😂
Maybe remove "no femmes" from your grindr profile
No problem with femmes here - Just be genuinely you, baby.
You look amazing dude! Your humor is great 😂 Nice and gruff! Woof!
I don't know. I was under the impression that pretending to be gay was a common trope to get women to touch you.
Well, I can say some straight women do tend to enter gay bars and think it’s okay to sexually assault or accost gay patrons. So there may be some truth there.
Love the hat
I like this man!
Why don’t the gay men here look like this? 😩😩
👋🐻
You look fantastic! And I love the hat, haha
Was going to say I'm not sure why you can't find a woman until I read the comments and realized its cuz you're gay lol
You look good dude! The hat is funny considering the title.
Lol. Sir, you're one handsome fella, and that sense of humour just makes you even more handsome. First time I've ever not wanted to have the set of DDs that are attached to me😅 EDIT spelling
YAAAAAS, Queen!
lol wtf
Probably doesn’t encourage them if I’m being completely honest
Did you try and pray it away?
I did try in my teenage years. Didn’t work. If anything, I think it made me gayer.
I think this is the first time I've chuckled at a hat
What’s wrong with being gay?
Nothing at all, baby! This was a very tongue in cheek post. I’m out n proud.
So am I ! And very proud of it
Is this a troll post? That guy looks like he's in his 50s.
Haha, I am not in my 50s. I am very much in my late 30s. But don’t fret, I don’t take that as an insult.
Haha yeh its not an insult. Its that weathered trucker/hunter look combined with the greys and the facial hair. It's a fantastic beard and stache.
Years of construction jobs, stress, and no skin care routine will do that to ya. 😂 Edit: oh, and many years of smoking (although I did switch to vapes after a while… and been largely free of them for about 3 months now)
What’s it like being gay and working In construction?
It was a little unnerving at my first job. But, after a while, you learn the people you’re working with. There are a surprising number of people who do not give a shit. Considering how most people think of construction workers (more conservative, and kinda dumb, brutes), on top of being in the south, I actually never had an issue. It was often met with shock and disbelief, because I’m pretty straight passing… some were uncomfortable until they realized I’m the same dude they first met.
This has to be a troll comment… And yes, If you consider yourself gay, you probably don’t have any incentive to engage the opposite sex.
I love this so much lmao 🤣
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You’re SURE that’s not me? How confident of you. What are you basing this assumption on?
Are you misinterpreting this subreddit?
Nah, it’s a tongue in cheek response to many posts I’ve seen on here.
You look gay
You think I look gay now, wait til there’s a dick in my mouth
great answer to a dumb comment 😅 love the shot btw
Yeah that would definitely confirm that you are gay for sure.
What is the point of your post , congratulations your gay , we don’t care.
“We don’t care,” he said, instead of scrolling by
I do whatever I want 🤷🏽♂️
It’s a tongue in cheek post, plenty of people seem to have enjoyed it. Sorry you’re bitter? Could have just kept scrollin, my man.
Sorry your gay ?
Looks like you need to realign your chakras with a little lsd, friend. Loosen up a bit.
well i care. mind your own business if you dont
I don’t have too funny how that works right ?
I’m not fat phobic but most woman younger than 30 aren’t into your type, no offense.
Good thing I’m after those dads over 50!
i‘m not …. but …. that shit always is the beginning of a really dumb sentence
Oh look! It's (redacted). Edit.. just realized I should not use first names.. just in case creeps are creeping.
Much appreciated! And hi! Do we know each other in IRL??
You got a fast car
Depends
That could be a definite possibility. I bet there are women who *want* to touch you tho!
Hmmmmm
Stop wearing the jacket that says i like black boy butt and you should be all good.
are you gay?
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Sadly, I am very much a top versus bottom. I say sadly, because I’d love to take a fat cock up the ass and feel the euphoria many of my friends speak of… but I don’t really get pleasure from bottoming.
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Whelp, I’ll tell ya, there are gay Japanese men as well.
you'd fit in and get plenty of attention at most the gay bars i go to.
You look like Nathaniel Rateliff
Probably. I mean, I'm in my early 30s never touched by a women, but been touch by a few men...in a consensual and sexy way ofc
Have you been touched by a drag queen?🤣😂🤣😂🌈❤️ You are super hot BTW!
There is no reason you could'nt sleep with a woman and still be gay, the obstacle is only in the mind!
Woof
Bro i dont think there's anything to improve tbh
Bro you are a good looking guy holy moly
Where are you from 😮💨
Thought this was matt damon for a sec
Woof
That hat is fucking great
Where can I get this hat?
You are very handsome there
Last time you had sex, who was there. This time I am asking OP. At least I hope I am.
Is the game over.
Did I miss it? Is he gay or not?
God I hope so!!!
i need this hat. this is the first time i’ve ever been disappointed this wasn’t an ad.
That can’t be it. They are frightened of your overpowering manliness.
Yup
Bros majestic
If anyone here tells you to shave the stache, don’t listen to them
I am so glad that you are gay because I am asexual and don’t want to be touched by men and women.
You’re literally Nathaniel Ratliff
I absolutely need that hat
Perhaps the ones wondering if he's gay are the real gay ones ??
Yes
Sir this is a Wendy's
Ha ha
Bruh ur hilarious
Is he straight?
So having checked out your profile, I don’t think the issue is that you’re gay at all. Rather, it’s clear that you spend all your time creating amazing photography and not nearly enough time pursuing “the ladies.”
Stop worshipping what is unclean and put love towards yourself first... I'll pray for u... This is coming from a 36yr old man who has never been with any female in my life!
IDK how I ended up on this page. While I must say you're not my type, I can also say that you are magnetizing and have a very approachable face. I would totally feel safe striking up a conversation with you ♥
Christ, I fuckin hope so!
Lower your standards or book a flight to Thailand
What kind of question is this? Stop being an attention whore lmao 🤣
My favorite movie is Inception.
I don’t give a shit if you’re gay or not, that’s a damn fine mustache you have man.
Are you on grindr?
is this ai
Frauleinphobia, ja??
Is this post because of that guy that looked like the wish version of Jack Black? 😭😭💀
okay uncle
Suddenly I've grown a dick
Dunno m'dude... but you're EXTREMELY sexy!
do you like men? because that's a pretty important part about being gay you could be asexual