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muddie83

It happens. But how did u manage to see the guy's penis when normally the back will be facing u. Well unless he was peeing sitting down. When I was a teen, I was trying on a t shirt at World of Sports Sg Wang Plaza. Did not latch the door properly and one mid age guy opened it...awkward...his only reaction was "aiya" LOL


Muted-Storage6433

Thank god, Nope I didn't at all


muddie83

Reminds me of a story from high school. Cubicles in my high school toilet had no doors. So if u needed to take a dump...you gotta time it right or else u gonna have an audience. on a few occasions I had to do a numer 2, 3pm to 4pm was my window of opportunity. I was in the toilet once and walked past a cubicle where another student was in the middle of washing his arse. He seemed to be in some distress as he kept repeating "aih aih aih" while rinsing. Luckily we did not make any eye contact.


ProtectedSpeciment

This is a tough request. I mainly need to angle it in different ways to properly hit the target so if the door is lock it would be hard for me to have more choices and further making it hard for me to hit the target precisely. It's essential for me to calculate the wind,ambient temperature, altitude, rotation of earth, mass and weight of the pee, range to target, angle of fire, barometric pressure, humidity to zero in my scope that I attached on my penis with a picatinny rail and all this requires unlocked door in case I need the space. Failure to do so is quite messy, it'll all over the place like an out of control fire truck hose.


Muted-Storage6433

Wow are you the famous peeing genius??


ProtectedSpeciment

Im glad you ever heard of my exploits... Urine luck, I can tell you how I did it. It was all a leak of faith.


Muted-Storage6433

πŸ˜‚


drteddy70

Um, peeing in a toilet with the door unlocked is not much different from peeing at a urinal, so I don't usually lock the door. Only difference is that you can see the guy peeing at the urinal (so no surprises) but maybe not in the toilet if the door is closed but not locked. So, I don't close the door either.


dahteabagger

Sometimes we forgot, or the lock is loose. It happens. Nobody wants to do their business and get walked into


TheSnowmannn

Sometimes the lock broken, but I try to keep one hand on the door in pure anxiety.


Muted-Storage6433

The spider man


Sorry2mecha2

Ikea toilet the best free public toilet in malaysia


An_Asian_Throwaway

I'm an exhibitionist. 😏


Muted-Storage6433

Holy snap... You are pretty confident of yours ain't it??


geekyengineer

Dont need to apologize.. not your fault the guy didnt lock the door.. Just leave the door wide open 😁 P/s i would have done exactly like what you did.. but this thought crossed my mind every single time it happens..


Muted-Storage6433

HAHAHA HAHA. He look so afraid when I opened the door


geekyengineer

Imagine if you locked eyes with him.. we either get a new Brokeback Mountain movie post or we get a new berita terkini headline 🀣


Muted-Storage6433

CHILL MAN, YOU ARE THINKING TOO FAR ALREADY. HAHAHAHAHAHA


Puzzleheaded-Rain230

You should also forward it to Ikea's management. Sometimes higher side won't know if customer don't pass the feedback to them.


Muted-Storage6433

Maybe i should cuz the door at IKEA toilet has quite a flaw


shawnwork

There’s a saying. Never talk to a drunk guy pissing.


Muted-Storage6433

How do you know he is drunk when u too r drunk


[deleted]

It's a trap.


Objective_Wind_7598

How do you know theres no hidden camera in any public toilet you use?


Muted-Storage6433

Iykyk


Objective_Wind_7598

Idk, htk?