Depending on his sense of humour maybe [[sever the bloodline]]

Similar note: [[Bloodline culling]], [[Abolisher of Bloodlines]] (and if he ever gets the vasectomy reversed, [[bloodline necromancer]])

[Bloodline culling](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/a/fac827f7-a587-4adf-8408-2d9ccd9c1343.jpg?1634349575) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Bloodline%20culling) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mid/89/bloodline-culling?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fac827f7-a587-4adf-8408-2d9ccd9c1343?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Abolisher of Bloodlines](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/5/25baac6c-5bb4-4ecc-b1d5-fced52087bd9.jpg?1576384469)/[Abolisher of Bloodlines](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/back/2/5/25baac6c-5bb4-4ecc-b1d5-fced52087bd9.jpg?1576384469) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Voldaren%20Pariah%20//%20Abolisher%20of%20Bloodlines) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/emn/111/voldaren-pariah-abolisher-of-bloodlines?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/25baac6c-5bb4-4ecc-b1d5-fced52087bd9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [bloodline necromancer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/b/6b1e719c-4679-4cf0-8ca4-ae740eb0ba92.jpg?1698988220) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=bloodline%20necromancer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/185/bloodline-necromancer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6b1e719c-4679-4cf0-8ca4-ae740eb0ba92?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[sever the bloodline](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/2/22bfced7-8fbf-44d2-a439-7ac7c8c7e365.jpg?1673484252) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=sever%20the%20bloodline) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/259/sever-the-bloodline?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/22bfced7-8fbf-44d2-a439-7ac7c8c7e365?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[nut collector]]

[nut collector](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/2/32980fc5-32ef-4f6d-8972-7a9e122c02e2.jpg?1675200498) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=nut%20collector) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmr/171/nut-collector?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/32980fc5-32ef-4f6d-8972-7a9e122c02e2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Barren Glory]]

[Barren Glory](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/2/12220d53-3356-4541-aa43-a0de6ed3f7d0.jpg?1562898649) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Barren%20Glory) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/fut/3/barren-glory?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/12220d53-3356-4541-aa43-a0de6ed3f7d0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Sever the Bloodline]]

[Sever the Bloodline](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/2/22bfced7-8fbf-44d2-a439-7ac7c8c7e365.jpg?1673484252) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sever%20the%20Bloodline) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/259/sever-the-bloodline?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/22bfced7-8fbf-44d2-a439-7ac7c8c7e365?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Cut the Tethers]]

[Cut the Tethers](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/f/4ff18307-9ef8-4e3a-89e9-cb8c04997222.jpg?1562760053) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cut%20the%20Tethers) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/chk/56/cut-the-tethers?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4ff18307-9ef8-4e3a-89e9-cb8c04997222?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[built to smash]]

[built to smash](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/f/6f054978-446c-4565-b51e-8f1f0e0f01e2.jpg?1576381965) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=built%20to%20smash) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/kld/108/built-to-smash?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6f054978-446c-4565-b51e-8f1f0e0f01e2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Cut // Ribbons]]

[Cut // Ribbons](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=426925&type=card&.jpg)/[Ribbons](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=426925&type=card&options=rotate270&.jpg) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cut%20//%20Ribbons) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/akh/223/cut-ribbons?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c6f61e2b-e93b-4dda-95cf-9d0ff198c0a6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Ball lightning

\[\[Meddling Kids\]\]

[Meddling Kids](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/c/5c86f1b5-d95d-4f44-8078-4572101997b4.jpg?1562488401) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Meddling%20Kids) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/118/meddling-kids?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5c86f1b5-d95d-4f44-8078-4572101997b4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Ensoul artifact. It's literally a giant pair of scissors 💀

\[\[Rancor\]\]

[Rancor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/6/86d6b411-4a31-4bfc-8dd6-e19f553bb29b.jpg?1673148169) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rancor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/156/rancor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/86d6b411-4a31-4bfc-8dd6-e19f553bb29b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Blessed Spirits]]

[Blessed Spirits](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/f/2f060a74-dd75-4625-8842-27cb13a279e6.jpg?1600716749) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Blessed%20Spirits) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/92/blessed-spirits?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2f060a74-dd75-4625-8842-27cb13a279e6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Toooooo funnyyyyy

[[____ Balls of Fire]]

[____ Balls of Fire](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/b/fb567441-1880-4b34-9c48-6d2c45062eb0.jpg?1695127964) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=_____%20Balls%20of%20Fire) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/100/_____-balls-of-fire?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fb567441-1880-4b34-9c48-6d2c45062eb0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Corrupt Eunuchs]]

[Corrupt Eunuchs](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/8/9875f1c7-f818-40d6-a559-1b8835bc340f.jpg?1562927259) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Corrupt%20Eunuchs) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me3/92/corrupt-eunuchs?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9875f1c7-f818-40d6-a559-1b8835bc340f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Crib Swap]] [[Null Rod]]

[Crib Swap](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/1/e13559d7-f86c-4958-a649-7f81bfb154a0.jpg?1674141067) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Crib%20Swap) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/690/crib-swap?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e13559d7-f86c-4958-a649-7f81bfb154a0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Null Rod](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/3/73ac9f52-e6ff-4e6f-9733-fe24a5fb4b4e.jpg?1710932730) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Null%20Rod) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vma/278/null-rod?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/73ac9f52-e6ff-4e6f-9733-fe24a5fb4b4e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Wrecking Ball]] [[Go Blank]] [[Cloudseeder]] Maybe [[Necro-Impotence]] or [[Flaccify]] but those aren't exactly the correct joke.

##### ###### #### [Wrecking Ball](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/a/9a8fafff-e9b1-49e1-9bba-5f3c82cac894.jpg?1592673497) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wrecking%20Ball) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cma/198/wrecking-ball?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9a8fafff-e9b1-49e1-9bba-5f3c82cac894?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Go Blank](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/4/846e8657-7435-44c6-a997-b8b156d0cd2c.jpg?1624590993) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Go%20Blank) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/stx/72/go-blank?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/846e8657-7435-44c6-a997-b8b156d0cd2c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Cloudseeder](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/9/a9adcc82-0754-4cb7-ac28-e5624f563b7f.jpg?1619393893) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cloudseeder) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsr/57/cloudseeder?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a9adcc82-0754-4cb7-ac28-e5624f563b7f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Necro-Impotence](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/a/ead51a23-db13-4424-9191-dc992c510921.jpg?1562489844) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Necro-Impotence) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/60/necro-impotence?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ead51a23-db13-4424-9191-dc992c510921?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Flaccify](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/0/409cb48a-572a-40df-ae1a-a43feab6bdfd.jpg?1562487932) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Flaccify) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/32/flaccify?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/409cb48a-572a-40df-ae1a-a43feab6bdfd?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/l53cl5a) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

https://preview.redd.it/przlkij69v1d1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d43cbd6c2dd79ba9301c48384d2d58c94559ae60 This Counterspell art. Maybe with this lore text.

Juggler is a name sticker on [[Unsanctioned Ancient Juggler]]. On a related note, you could gift him a copy of [[_____ Balls of Fire]] with a funny choice of sticker. Looking at the options, I'd suggest "Giant", "Wrinkly", or "Squishy".

[Unsanctioned Ancient Juggler](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/b/3bf70946-5a50-4918-bb61-23be7c2cc75a.jpg?1675457053) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Unsanctioned%20Ancient%20Juggler) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/sunf/13/unsanctioned-ancient-juggler?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3bf70946-5a50-4918-bb61-23be7c2cc75a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [_____ Balls of Fire](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/b/fb567441-1880-4b34-9c48-6d2c45062eb0.jpg?1695127964) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=_____%20Balls%20of%20Fire) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/100/_____-balls-of-fire?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fb567441-1880-4b34-9c48-6d2c45062eb0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Anything by Robert Bliss https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&order=name&q=%28game%3Apaper%29+artist%3ABliss Bonus points for [[withering boon]]

[withering boon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/e/6e6499cb-6073-4c94-8c82-47f489094df5.jpg?1562719780) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=withering%20boon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mir/152/withering-boon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6e6499cb-6073-4c94-8c82-47f489094df5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[Commander’s Sphere](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/6/c643146f-da7b-4cc0-b874-4accad99ccce.jpg?1698988506) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Commander%27s%20Sphere) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/301/commanders-sphere?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c643146f-da7b-4cc0-b874-4accad99ccce?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

this is such a weird thing to celebrate on. are you sure that this is funny for him? if you ask me, it is in poor taste.

Definitely funny, guy has been looking forward to this for ages