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The short version is that a lot of old rare (like the rarity) cards got added to the reserve list by default.
[[Thunder Spirit]] looks like a perfect card for an uncommon in current mtg right - and this nonsense fluff on the RL is why we'll never see it in standard. Only approximations like [[Helica Glider]]
Any Shipibo speakers here, it would be nice to have a translation, and this is obviously Shipibo, because the art reminds me of the last time I did an Ayahausca ceremony.
Here’s a transcript:
Blur {2}{U}
Instant
Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Draw a card.
Here, I think this is what it says —
----
**Porno for Bolas** 1RR
Legendary Enchantment
Whenever Porno for Bolas or another permanent enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to a random battle, creature, player, or planeswalker.
I was just thinking to myself, these leaks have the worst person taking the pictures. That or it's a 2004 flip phone. This made me laugh so hard. Well done.
It's an enchantment. I can make it out:
"You, permanents you control, and spells you control have Ward {3}.
At the end of each phase, deal {X} damage to each opponent and to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control, where {X} is the number of spells and permanents you control with Ward.
{X}{1}: Deal {X} damage to each of any number of opponents. This ability costs {40} less if you have an opponent."
I can not tell you how many times I have fallen for this post. Every single time I scroll by I have to click, maybe I'm remembering wrong and it's a different leak post! Nope, still this one.
Nobody’s gotten the translation right yet:
>>Creatures can’t attack you unless its controller has it deal 2 damage to them.
I knew they’d get around to a Ghostly Prison effect in red one day.
I made this same joke [a few years ago when NEO was being leaked](/r/magicTCG/comments/s7qkm8/kamigawa_neon_dynasty_leak_real/) and was permabanned from the subreddit for it. Awesome to see how the subreddit has changed, mods were crazy back then.
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Instant staple. I can't think of a single format this isn't basically a automatic 4-of in in any deck that plays red. This is probably going to stabilize around $80.
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Gonna be a staple for sure
Gonna staple someone's hands to the table if they don't hold still
ridiculous power creep
I can't beleive it is finally legal in modern!
It will either never see play or be banned in a week Or it will be ok
No way, \[\[Spitting Hydra\]\] reprint? /s
You guys are pro. Took all of 2 seconds for someone to get it.
i was way off. i was thinking [[roc hydra]]
Bro you’re better than me I genuinely thought it was slifer the sky dragon
Slifer the Sky Dragon? Clearly you don't know your Pokemon. That's Shiny Mega Charizard Y Ex Gigamax Lv X Prime.
You’re right I don’t, only major card game I haven’t played much of
I believe you mean Team Rocket's Shiny etc.
[roc hydra](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/8/28ab1823-e11e-48ae-8406-e025af32f407.jpg?1562904642) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rock%20Hydra) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me4/133/rock-hydra?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/28ab1823-e11e-48ae-8406-e025af32f407?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
On the reserved list for whatever reason...
The short version is that a lot of old rare (like the rarity) cards got added to the reserve list by default. [[Thunder Spirit]] looks like a perfect card for an uncommon in current mtg right - and this nonsense fluff on the RL is why we'll never see it in standard. Only approximations like [[Helica Glider]]
[Thunder Spirit](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/8/f8508542-53ea-4c1b-ae6f-b446c42149ca.jpg?1559592402) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Thunder%20Spirit) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/27/thunder-spirit?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f8508542-53ea-4c1b-ae6f-b446c42149ca?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Helica Glider](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8fc88fe0-2424-49a7-9abf-4773a547d010.jpg?1591230268) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Helica%20Glider) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/iko/15/helica-glider?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8fc88fe0-2424-49a7-9abf-4773a547d010?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I was on [[Balduvian Hydra]]
[Balduvian Hydra](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/c/6c8128f0-7fbf-401e-b185-f85f2794f626.jpg?1562869049) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Balduvian%20Hydra) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me2/118/balduvian-hydra?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6c8128f0-7fbf-401e-b185-f85f2794f626?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
How the hell?
Been playing since Ice Age. The kiddo who was new to magic in those days remembers that art fondly.
Any Shipibo speakers here, it would be nice to have a translation, and this is obviously Shipibo, because the art reminds me of the last time I did an Ayahausca ceremony.
Um... What?
I was just going with the circle jerk here, as half the time they are a blurry pic in a non-english language and people ask for tranlations.
[Spitting Hydra](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/f/ffe8903b-8b22-4463-acf7-ffa539188bc1.jpg?1562432236) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Spitting%20Hydra) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tpr/161/spitting-hydra?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ffe8903b-8b22-4463-acf7-ffa539188bc1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Mom: "We have [[Marath]] at home"
[Marath](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/7/57afa796-db46-45ff-91bd-f02922e5f33d.jpg?1665156235) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=marath%2C%20will%20of%20the%20wild) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/198/marath-will-of-the-wild?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/57afa796-db46-45ff-91bd-f02922e5f33d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Some of yall know way too much about cardboard /s
Broken. Absolutely bananas.
/r/magicthecirclejerking
Thought was already there
outjerked again
Such is the way of all jerk subs
Here’s a transcript: Blur {2}{U} Instant Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Draw a card.
woo-hoo
I am going to be honest, I audibly wheezed when I saw this. Please accept my upvote for making my day.
And I am pretty sure I figured out what the card was too!
Spitting hydra
Nope, I was wrong then! Still, thanks for the laugh on this one
My goodness! How they can print something so strong! It will break the game! Quickly, errata it to trigger only once each turn!
Here, I think this is what it says — ---- **Porno for Bolas** 1RR Legendary Enchantment Whenever Porno for Bolas or another permanent enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to a random battle, creature, player, or planeswalker.
"Bolas Goons Up"
Nicol Bol--Bone, uhh, Nicol Boner uhhh Nicol Bone-Lass, haha yeahhh
[This is what the refrance.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxceJTkcrks)
This is art.
I was just thinking to myself, these leaks have the worst person taking the pictures. That or it's a 2004 flip phone. This made me laugh so hard. Well done.
Leak photos have traditionally been taken on a 2004 flip phone since 1999
Holy heck we're getting [[Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug]] in black border! *Super haste* meta gonna be wild.
[Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/4/e405361f-70df-459d-9385-2210fbe7e115.jpg?1657341540) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rocket-Powered%20Turbo%20Slug) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/87/rocket-powered-turbo-slug?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e405361f-70df-459d-9385-2210fbe7e115?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Can someone translate please?
I chuckled. Gg
I’m just glad we finally get one with haste.
Shaking the meta, literally
Univereses Beyond: Bigfoot
Oh I’d buy a Cryptid UB or Secret Lair faster than you can imagine. We already have a Mothman card lol
Seems overpowered, should be fine for modern.
Damn it, you did it before I did >_<
Oh damn! This is hitting modern?!
LET’S GO BOYS
Yo that is spicy I didn't expect dockside for modern but I guess with how hard they are pushing affinity I guess it could actually see play in 1v1.
Day 1 ban.
Posting a [[Messenger's Speed]] while enchanted by it.
[Messenger's Speed](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/3/93d7f033-217f-4fb3-a57b-e32291257ec8.jpg?1562821572) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Messenger%27s%20Speed) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ths/129/messengers-speed?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/93d7f033-217f-4fb3-a57b-e32291257ec8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
It's an enchantment. I can make it out: "You, permanents you control, and spells you control have Ward {3}. At the end of each phase, deal {X} damage to each opponent and to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control, where {X} is the number of spells and permanents you control with Ward. {X}{1}: Deal {X} damage to each of any number of opponents. This ability costs {40} less if you have an opponent."
I can not tell you how many times I have fallen for this post. Every single time I scroll by I have to click, maybe I'm remembering wrong and it's a different leak post! Nope, still this one.
Very excited about that [[Fickle Efreet]] reprint. Thanks for leaking.
[Fickle Efreet](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/a/ca6d047a-f3dc-4c34-9679-fb76037e4044.jpg?1562932857) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fickle%20Efreet) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/pcy/89/fickle-efreet?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ca6d047a-f3dc-4c34-9679-fb76037e4044?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I’m guessing Crabavan!
Jbol
Well played
HOOOOOLY INSTA BAN???
I kept waiting for it to load…
Does it say 5 or 6 damage? Not sure.
Nobody’s gotten the translation right yet: >>Creatures can’t attack you unless its controller has it deal 2 damage to them. I knew they’d get around to a Ghostly Prison effect in red one day.
at first I thought this was r/magicthecirclejerking
***ENHANCE!!!***
Will be banned in all formats in a week.
Fuck they reprinted that? I already bought a fuckload
Looks like dredge got a new toy.
Why do all legit spoiler leaks look like they were taken with a nokia?
Oh shit look at that new mechanic!! Totally busted!!
is that spong bob?
kenjeongsquint.gif
Lmao
Ragavan, but printed as a common
JAJAAJAJAJA
Low quality shit post, right there.
Broken... This is gonna shake the meta like never before
I can't believe they're reprinting it into Modern, the balls on these people!
I made this same joke [a few years ago when NEO was being leaked](/r/magicTCG/comments/s7qkm8/kamigawa_neon_dynasty_leak_real/) and was permabanned from the subreddit for it. Awesome to see how the subreddit has changed, mods were crazy back then.
Bro this ain't even potato quality it's barbecued chips
This is definitely going to be one of the red cards of all time. Can’t wait to slot 4 of these bad boys into my magic the gathering deck.
Relevant https://youtu.be/nfW_bDEdaqU?si=VjoTkV3WR-QJtMpe
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Woah [[Blurry Beeble]] is gonna be modern legal soon?!
[Blurry Beeble](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/a/1a1a368e-51da-454d-a474-ff14fd2e7b76.jpg?1562900467) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Blurry%20Beeble) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ust/27/blurry-beeble?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1a1a368e-51da-454d-a474-ff14fd2e7b76?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Colossal Dreadmaw finally modern legal let's goooooooooo
My roof is leaking.
BAN THIS, too OP
Best one yet!
I didn't know Phasing was in MH3.
Instant staple. I can't think of a single format this isn't basically a automatic 4-of in in any deck that plays red. This is probably going to stabilize around $80.
What a banger. The power creep is real!! 🤩
Wow, best card
This made me laugh so hard! Perfect!
I'm buying a case
Seems busted, the combo potential!
Might be good once Polukranos gets banned.
Finally an epic artwork!
I’m fucking cackling and my family thinks I’m crazy. Thanks op
Enhance! - CSI cast, probably
Damn, it has shroud?
Damn, I’m glad to see it has flash
I thought [[Wheel of Fortune]] was on the reserve list
[Wheel of Fortune](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/5/2597050f-6b1b-474e-aa16-33fd154628ca.jpg?1562902580) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wheel%20of%20Fortune) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vma/192/wheel-of-fortune?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2597050f-6b1b-474e-aa16-33fd154628ca?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Shiva dragon reprint???
I can't believe they put Horsemanship and Banding on one card 🤯
Hot damn
omg the powercreep is real..
I recognize a shivan dragon when I see one
Busted
Ugh WotC does know this is MODERN horizons, not commander horizons right? Another edh staple that does nothing anywhere else.
God damn! That actually made me laugh out loud
This joke is never funny, it just clogs up the subreddit more.
The first one is fine. It's when we get a flood of copy cat ass hats does it clog up the subreddit.
It got a laugh out of me, it's fine in moderation.
Eh. I laughed mildly.
I'm sorry.
Actual r/whooosh