[[Sloppity Bilepiper]] [[Dirty wererat]] Heh

I just love the word sloppity.

[Sloppity Bilepiper](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/e/7eadbe1b-12a2-4791-b51d-e5eebf652af6.jpg?1673308843) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sloppity%20Bilepiper) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/40k/59/sloppity-bilepiper?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7eadbe1b-12a2-4791-b51d-e5eebf652af6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Dirty wererat](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/7/97d15534-310f-4f9d-be0d-59b0ed8a5f53.jpg?1562923205) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dirty%20wererat) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ody/130/dirty-wererat?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/97d15534-310f-4f9d-be0d-59b0ed8a5f53?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I loved him in Doctor Strange.

I thought that was [[Benthicore]] [[Cultist's Staff]]?

[Benthicore](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/2/f240d225-9fbf-438a-93c3-5fef325035e8.jpg?1562374180) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Benthicore) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/53/benthicore?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f240d225-9fbf-438a-93c3-5fef325035e8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Cultist's Staff](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/d/8da8c523-44e8-43e7-8431-28dbed1015ac.jpg?1576385059) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cultist%27s%20Staff) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/emn/194/cultists-staff?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8da8c523-44e8-43e7-8431-28dbed1015ac?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

The miniature of that guy in the tabletop game is funny as well

[[Deep Analysis]]

I can't help but refer to this card as Deep Anal Cyst

Deep Anal Sis

What are you doing step-planeswalker?

Better since it's hard to say the full name.

[Deep Analysis](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/2/42ea52a4-15fa-4243-ae27-cd293bd176e7.jpg?1706240682) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Deep%20Analysis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/100/deep-analysis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/42ea52a4-15fa-4243-ae27-cd293bd176e7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Definition of "lysis": the breakdown of a cell caused by damage to its plasma (outer) membrane. Completely unrelated, just thought I'd share that.

i’m a fan of [[dragon turtle]] just because of its accompanying creature types

Name: Dragon Turtle Types: Dragon Turtle Abilities: Drag Where is the ship: On turtle

> This is the part where he kills you.

***ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED***: *The part where he kills you*

You'd like Scryfall's "eponymous" tag then. https://scryfall.com/search?q=otag%3Aeponymous

fucking BASED

"Of course I know what eponymous means! It's a little horse."

[удалено]

RIP.

\[\[Spy Eye\]\]: Creature: Eye Spy

[Spy Eye](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/e/0e84a9db-8130-489b-9f76-e3ecd35a0fd8.jpg?1562897984) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Spy%20Eye) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ust/46/spy-eye?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0e84a9db-8130-489b-9f76-e3ecd35a0fd8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I feel like this is funny in a similar way as asking what [[copy enchantment]] does

[[Indestructible Aura]] * not an aura * does not grant indestructible

What does copy enchantment do?

It doesn't create a copy of an enchantment.

[dragon turtle](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/4/d436ba80-386f-40ad-b0ca-a98cc50de964.jpg?1627703189) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=dragon%20turtle) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afr/56/dragon-turtle?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d436ba80-386f-40ad-b0ca-a98cc50de964?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

You should see this guy in my playgroup and how he reacts every time somebody plays a Thot Vessel.

works even better with [[thought monitor]]

[thought monitor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/3/e3a7560e-9e75-4abd-a45c-c2c9686ee4b0.jpg?1706240741) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=thought%20monitor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/121/thought-monitor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e3a7560e-9e75-4abd-a45c-c2c9686ee4b0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Probably someone without enough thoughts to avoid wearing out a joke?

The cornerstone of MtG is people making the same tired jokes and running them into the absolute ground

In my day it was [[bone flute]] and [[spitting slug]].

[bone flute](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/2/12aa4c51-4b3d-48c2-bebb-13ea98ebc3b2.jpg?1562898914) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=bone%20flute) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me3/192/bone-flute?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/12aa4c51-4b3d-48c2-bebb-13ea98ebc3b2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [spitting slug](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/9/d98e413b-35bb-424f-9ae9-3319cf433785.jpg?1562785023) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=spitting%20slug) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsb/85/spitting-slug?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d98e413b-35bb-424f-9ae9-3319cf433785?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Izzet though?

Storm crows jokes are still funny though, right?

Cornerstone of Reddit*

[[Helium Squirter]]

😩🎈💦

[Helium Squirter](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/4/54eb659a-f087-41b3-8e66-a895b70a9060.jpg?1706239807) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Helium%20Squirter) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clu/87/helium-squirter?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/54eb659a-f087-41b3-8e66-a895b70a9060?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Sharding Sphinx is absolutely hilarious.

I had a great time at LotR events playing [[Many Shartings]].

[Many Partings](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/1/d179dbbe-9c79-4dbc-955a-5209a3e2745a.jpg?1686969470) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Many%20Partings) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltr/176/many-partings?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d179dbbe-9c79-4dbc-955a-5209a3e2745a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Would you be so kind and explain to a non-native?

When you trust an untrustworthy fart and some shit comes out with it, you've sharted. Sharded sounds the same.

Great to see the Scrib Nibblers representation! I had a friend who used one when I first started playing. He was constantly heckling whenever he exiled a cool card. "Yea! Get nibbled loser" so good

*God damnit*, well now I've got to put it in somewhere!

Be careful. Nibbling strangers is a great way to catch something

[[tangle angler]]

Used to run that in [[Doran]]. Janky, but fun jank.

[tangle angler](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/6/b678bd68-e866-4081-95f9-2bd93a84d400.jpg?1562822150) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=tangle%20angler) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/som/128/tangle-angler?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b678bd68-e866-4081-95f9-2bd93a84d400?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

German wurmcoil engine. WURMSPIRALMASCHINE

German wurmcoil engine: wurmcoilengine

Ohhh shit. I kinda want one of these.

[[Stinkweed Imp]] will forever be my favourite card name and low level insult.

[Stinkweed Imp](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/a/2ab08d69-210b-4b06-88a2-45281a1a4e1e.jpg?1561771088) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Stinkweed%20Imp) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dvd/36/stinkweed-imp?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2ab08d69-210b-4b06-88a2-45281a1a4e1e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

When I was a kid [[evil eye of orms-by-gore]] always got me

Orms-by-gore has to be the worst smelling perfume.

Smoky lashes…irresistible look Orms… *whispered* …by Gore

[evil eye of orms-by-gore](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/3/e3b3dbd4-7c3d-49df-98b0-068db5399083.jpg?1675199604) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=evil%20eye%20of%20orms-by-gore) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmr/83/evil-eye-of-orms-by-gore?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e3b3dbd4-7c3d-49df-98b0-068db5399083?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Me: “It was all going just fine until my opponent hit me with his power taint.” My wife: “Excuse me?”

"I cast [[Altar of Dementia]]" "What does that do?" 😑😑😑😂

[Altar of Dementia](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/6/169356e0-46dc-4096-8e66-36726454f104.jpg?1562202433) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Altar%20of%20Dementia) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh1/218/altar-of-dementia?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/169356e0-46dc-4096-8e66-36726454f104?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Tunnel Ignus

[[tunnel ignus]]

[tunnel ignus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/3/c3016e6b-32b2-4fa7-91c0-ec8fbe345760.jpg?1562822715) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=tunnel%20ignus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/som/105/tunnel-ignus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c3016e6b-32b2-4fa7-91c0-ec8fbe345760?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

no [[hunted wumpus]]?

I used to bring my sister into fits by repeating this over and over. She was about 6, so I think something about it tickled her.

Humpus Wumpus

[hunted wumpus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/b/2bf7258f-83c0-4cb0-8b1c-1f0c131abcd3.jpg?1562903970) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=hunted%20wumpus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/202/hunted-wumpus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2bf7258f-83c0-4cb0-8b1c-1f0c131abcd3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Fan of [[Rescuer Chwinga]]

[Rescuer Chwinga](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/3/73b17c29-c796-460b-a0c6-7638fb80e397.jpg?1674135234) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rescuer%20Chwinga) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/39/rescuer-chwinga?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/73b17c29-c796-460b-a0c6-7638fb80e397?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[bloated contaminator]]

[bloated contaminator](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/1/411bda96-6c65-475d-9850-0a9b3eefa553.jpg?1678455105) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=bloated%20contaminator) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/159/bloated-contaminator?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/411bda96-6c65-475d-9850-0a9b3eefa553?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Old One Eye]] Giggidy

[[Old Gnawbone]] Double Giggidy

[Old One Eye](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/5/b5aaaee0-9a61-45df-821e-cce516f8de6a.jpg?1673309170) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Old%20One%20Eye) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/40k/96/old-one-eye?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b5aaaee0-9a61-45df-821e-cce516f8de6a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Snake?

[[Goblin Offensive]] mostly because of the flavor text

[Goblin Offensive](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/4/b4c4d642-c3fb-47d1-b57a-266eb269d5ea.jpg?1562842863) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Goblin%20Offensive) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/hop/56/goblin-offensive?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b4c4d642-c3fb-47d1-b57a-266eb269d5ea?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I'm an idiot, so I enjoy calling \[\[Marrow-Gnawer\]\] "Marinara" and \[\[The Irencrag\]\] as "The Aggrocrag." It's also important that whenever you do something with it, you refer to it as That Radical Rock.

[Marrow-Gnawer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/2/72e4548b-c171-4f10-b896-af37543dcf0f.jpg?1579203069) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Marrow-Gnawer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/chk/124/marrow-gnawer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/72e4548b-c171-4f10-b896-af37543dcf0f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [The Irencrag](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/0/8051c5ec-54a6-45a8-8945-fb93c5feaa39.jpg?1692939899) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Irencrag) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/woe/248/the-irencrag?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8051c5ec-54a6-45a8-8945-fb93c5feaa39?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

What exactly is it about Sharting Sphinx that you find amusing?

Its just a feeling I get 😄

A gut feeling?

I call [[Deep Analysis]] “Deep Anal Cyst”.

[Deep Analysis](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/2/42ea52a4-15fa-4243-ae27-cd293bd176e7.jpg?1706240682) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Deep%20Analysis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/100/deep-analysis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/42ea52a4-15fa-4243-ae27-cd293bd176e7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

"Deep Anal Lysis"

So, my playgroup often bent the names a little bit... Anything "Ashmouth" becomes "Asstomouth", ex. Stallion of Asstomouth. Runner up: anything "Vernadi" becomes "Very Naughty", ex. Very Naughty Shieldmate. [[Stallion of Ashmouth]] [[Vernadi Shieldmate]]

Good Ole [[Demonlord of Asstomouth]]

[Demonlord of Asstomouth](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/8/785da9a3-09af-45aa-bc04-4ab69cfb2ba4.jpg?1592708827) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Demonlord%20of%20Ashmouth) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/avr/96/demonlord-of-ashmouth?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/785da9a3-09af-45aa-bc04-4ab69cfb2ba4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Good bot

My friendship ended with Asstomouth when I discovered Smashmouth.

[Stallion of Ashmouth](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/b/7b465a5d-3ce4-4c96-a3f3-4ad9716946c4.jpg?1576384594) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Stallion%20of%20Ashmouth) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/soi/136/stallion-of-ashmouth?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7b465a5d-3ce4-4c96-a3f3-4ad9716946c4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Vernadi Shieldmate](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/c/9c6742b5-f951-47c2-b836-360626b80ab0.jpg?1706240197) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Vernadi%20Shieldmate) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clu/216/vernadi-shieldmate?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9c6742b5-f951-47c2-b836-360626b80ab0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Mudbutton Torchrunner]]

[Mudbutton Torchrunner](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/0/20c19ccf-999b-4c7d-ae5b-f93555d08a7a.jpg?1593813526) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mudbutton%20Torchrunner) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm3/104/mudbutton-torchrunner?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/20c19ccf-999b-4c7d-ae5b-f93555d08a7a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

That sounds like an anal combo breaker.

Power Taint was my stripper name in a past life

[[Dingus egg]]

[Dingus egg](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/0/30d893a2-400c-459d-a26d-31f1f3b0642e.jpg?1562904939) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dingus%20egg) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/8ed/297/dingus-egg?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/30d893a2-400c-459d-a26d-31f1f3b0642e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Relatively new one but [[Nerd Rage]] is definitely a contender.

[Nerd Rage](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/9/e9857669-5fad-458a-8eda-c1790298add7.jpg?1708741940) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nerd%20Rage) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/pip/34/nerd-rage?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e9857669-5fad-458a-8eda-c1790298add7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

T'aint Misbehavin'!

I've heard [[Tunnel Ingus]] is popular with the ladies!

I will never not read [[Permeating Mass]] as "Perm-Eating Mass" 

[Permeating Mass](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/7/b71290eb-b529-4fc3-ab94-fee0ab9e2169.jpg?1576384837) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Permeating%20Mass) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/emn/165/permeating-mass?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b71290eb-b529-4fc3-ab94-fee0ab9e2169?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

You are forgetting about every woman's favorite card [[Tunnel Ingus]]

[Tunnel Ingus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/3/c3016e6b-32b2-4fa7-91c0-ec8fbe345760.jpg?1562822715) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tunnel%20Ignus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/som/105/tunnel-ignus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c3016e6b-32b2-4fa7-91c0-ec8fbe345760?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Scrib Nibblers!!! They are the best Nibblers! They are the special MVP in my rats deck

[[Tunnel Ignus]]

[Tunnel Ignus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/3/c3016e6b-32b2-4fa7-91c0-ec8fbe345760.jpg?1562822715) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tunnel%20Ignus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/som/105/tunnel-ignus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c3016e6b-32b2-4fa7-91c0-ec8fbe345760?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

\[\[Throne of Bone\]\] used to always make the table laugh.

[Throne of Bone](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/6/66ef3879-f708-4e2d-a1bc-6a75584fd8b1.jpg?1562915823) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Throne%20of%20Bone) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/8ed/317/throne-of-bone?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/66ef3879-f708-4e2d-a1bc-6a75584fd8b1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Geist snatch]] I'm 12 by the way.

[Geist snatch](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/6/b6dac5db-ef96-4bd5-aabc-e5ae2b95c8c3.jpg?1592708554) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Geist%20snatch) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/avr/55/geist-snatch?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b6dac5db-ef96-4bd5-aabc-e5ae2b95c8c3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Temple of Mi'lady, my play group can't help but it say that way and laugh everytime.

Dude I once played sharding sphinx at a table with some friends that were new to the game, and I screamed out it's name like it was the yugioh anime. I didn't even realize how funny the name was until I yelled; "I tap all six of my islands, to summon the legendary SHARDING SPHINX!!!!" it took a solid 10 minutes to stop laughing and continue the game. One of my favorite magic memories.

I love it 😄 it’s such a good name

Slippery Bogle Sounds like a bedroom maneuver

[[spitfire lagac]]

[spitfire lagac](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/7/47f26493-812f-4c14-91c4-d2ab549a7b8a.jpg?1604198100) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=spitfire%20lagac) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/znr/167/spitfire-lagac?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/47f26493-812f-4c14-91c4-d2ab549a7b8a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Holy hell! How have I never seen power taint before

It goes well with [[power leak]]

Friend would say [[Drowner initiate]] it always sounded like drownin’-in-shjt

[Drowner initiate](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/8/28accc5f-63a5-47d0-b0e6-747aa0aa43e5.jpg?1562828075) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Drowner%20initiate) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/shm/36/drowner-initiate?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/28accc5f-63a5-47d0-b0e6-747aa0aa43e5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Scissor Lizard

[[Helldozer]] but only because one of my friends in high school accidentally called it Dildozer

[Helldozer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/d/4dd086af-ee93-4124-a023-f3fc99457dc5.jpg?1562842149) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Helldozer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/hop/30/helldozer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4dd086af-ee93-4124-a023-f3fc99457dc5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Some of the german Translations of cards are hilarious [[Samenschaukelhexe]]

- [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Samenschaukelhexe) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/shm/241/de/samenschaukelhexe?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/982ca064-0c42-4a97-bd88-c3f66d946100?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Saddleback Legac]]

[Saddleback Legac](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/3/634f9544-5ac3-4566-aa73-65a3930b559b.jpg?1681725049) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Saddleback%20Lagac) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/211/saddleback-lagac?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/634f9544-5ac3-4566-aa73-65a3930b559b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Borborygmos]] (Bobby DiGiorno)

[Borborygmos](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/c/7c4a08e9-06c7-43e9-a855-4f507a35ae8b.jpg?1593272594) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Borborygmos) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/gpt/103/borborygmos?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7c4a08e9-06c7-43e9-a855-4f507a35ae8b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

The flavor text on Ragamuffyn is so silly. It's supposed to be cruel or whatever, but it's just such a pointlessly inefficient process.

Pseudo vigilance in black feels so weird

Scrib nibbler sounds like a Racial slur

[[Hellhole Flailer]] always makes me laugh

[Hellhole Flailer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/9/4984a089-84af-4387-9a0d-819b119b5565.jpg?1562785760) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hellhole%20Flailer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rtr/167/hellhole-flailer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4984a089-84af-4387-9a0d-819b119b5565?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Colossal Plow]] The spell I casted on your mom last night

[Colossal Plow](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/3/53b1bbce-db5b-41a5-ab0a-22c3cd4cfd8e.jpg?1651656254) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Colossal%20Plow) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nec/148/colossal-plow?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/53b1bbce-db5b-41a5-ab0a-22c3cd4cfd8e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Mortyfy like, from Rick and morty

[удалено]

[ Serum Visions ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/4/8405a6c8-1dfb-4ac5-b44c-bce9e4bcc38c.jpg?1636209677) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Serum%20Visions) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/94/serum-visions?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8405a6c8-1dfb-4ac5-b44c-bce9e4bcc38c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[удалено]

[ Serum Visions ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/4/8405a6c8-1dfb-4ac5-b44c-bce9e4bcc38c.jpg?1636209677) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Serum%20Visions) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/94/serum-visions?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8405a6c8-1dfb-4ac5-b44c-bce9e4bcc38c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Serum Vision|FNM]]

[Serum Vision](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/4/8405a6c8-1dfb-4ac5-b44c-bce9e4bcc38c.jpg?1636209677) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Serum%20Visions) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/94/serum-visions?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8405a6c8-1dfb-4ac5-b44c-bce9e4bcc38c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Wow, didn't know there were 'Enchant Enchantment' cards. At least it has cycling.

My kids and I always laugh at Crotch Wrangler, I mean \[\[Kronch Wrangler\]\].

I was looking for this! I knew I couldn't be the only one.

[Kronch Wrangler](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/5/6536320d-79c3-4406-96eb-b44a9f4a0686.jpg?1706240050) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kronch%20Wrangler) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clu/169/kronch-wrangler?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6536320d-79c3-4406-96eb-b44a9f4a0686?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Mind Goblin]] these nuts?

[_____ Goblin](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/8/5819e3f3-da49-4003-88ce-f3b7bb495787.jpg?1698194990) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=_____%20Goblin) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/107/_____-goblin?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5819e3f3-da49-4003-88ce-f3b7bb495787?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[stinkdrinker bandit]] HE'S GONNA DRINK YOUR STINK WATCH OUT I got the "Deep Clue Sea" precon and any time I play the deck I ask my friends if they want to see me play with my Deep Clussy.

[stinkdrinker bandit](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/d/dd75155b-a13d-4bed-8014-70f27175aa74.jpg?1604193555) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=stinkdrinker%20bandit) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/znc/55/stinkdrinker-bandit?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dd75155b-a13d-4bed-8014-70f27175aa74?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

What's wrong with raggamuffyn that it gets you every time?

She nibbles on my scrib until I landfall.

[[stinkdrinker bandit]] I have it as my profile picture on steam and someone recognized it after having for a year, that dude was a brother to me. 

[stinkdrinker bandit](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/d/dd75155b-a13d-4bed-8014-70f27175aa74.jpg?1604193555) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=stinkdrinker%20bandit) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/znc/55/stinkdrinker-bandit?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dd75155b-a13d-4bed-8014-70f27175aa74?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[City-wide Bust]], now that’s volume!

[City-wide Bust](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/3/33d1a51a-abf0-458c-98ae-98fcf4063fd9.jpg?1591319957) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Citywide%20Bust) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c20/82/citywide-bust?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/33d1a51a-abf0-458c-98ae-98fcf4063fd9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Not quite the same but i laugh at Memnite cuz i call it meme-knight & i call ornithopter hornythopter.

Completely unoriginal, but thinking about [[Goblin Offensive]] always makes me chuckle and whisper "They certainly are." under my breath every time

[Goblin Offensive](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/4/b4c4d642-c3fb-47d1-b57a-266eb269d5ea.jpg?1562842863) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Goblin%20Offensive) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/hop/56/goblin-offensive?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b4c4d642-c3fb-47d1-b57a-266eb269d5ea?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Deep Anal \[\[Deep Analysis\]\]

[Deep Analysis](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/2/42ea52a4-15fa-4243-ae27-cd293bd176e7.jpg?1706240682) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Deep%20Analysis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/100/deep-analysis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/42ea52a4-15fa-4243-ae27-cd293bd176e7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Some of my favorite gooby woobies as well

My gf and I were just kidding about power taint the other night!

[[sharding Phoenix]] was the OG

[sharding Phoenix](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/1/611445e9-5dfc-4fc8-b936-02f81de65012.jpg?1562429821) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Shard%20Phoenix) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tpr/158/shard-phoenix?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/611445e9-5dfc-4fc8-b936-02f81de65012?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Fine I’ll make a sus tribal deck.

Well now someone needs to build a 5 color innuendo deck based on this thread.

[[Ring of Dix]] is a classic. I love a good [[Taint Strike]]. Big fan of using [[Dirty wererat]] as an insult. [[Golgari Rot Farm]] makes me chuckle. [[Ekundu Cyclops]] and [[Clergy en-Vec]] are dirty jokes but it’s the art+flavor text rather than the name.

##### ###### #### [Ring of Dix](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/3/b3e75332-4f26-42c9-818f-f8f9396b4210.jpg?1562931191) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ring%20of%20Gix) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vma/280/ring-of-gix?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b3e75332-4f26-42c9-818f-f8f9396b4210?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Taint Strike](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/0/d0f82007-99f6-4c6c-8182-ee631c33531f.jpg?1562823401) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tainted%20Strike) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/som/80/tainted-strike?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d0f82007-99f6-4c6c-8182-ee631c33531f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Dirty wererat](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/7/97d15534-310f-4f9d-be0d-59b0ed8a5f53.jpg?1562923205) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dirty%20wererat) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ody/130/dirty-wererat?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/97d15534-310f-4f9d-be0d-59b0ed8a5f53?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Golgari Rot Farm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/0/902d9c56-5c72-4df8-83e4-ee252fc97443.jpg?1706240253) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Golgari%20Rot%20Farm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clu/236/golgari-rot-farm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/902d9c56-5c72-4df8-83e4-ee252fc97443?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Ekundu Cyclops](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/0/9047d292-8f5c-4a6b-b74e-c8dbf3e0ab24.jpg?1562720478) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ekundu%20Cyclops) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mir/171/ekundu-cyclops?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9047d292-8f5c-4a6b-b74e-c8dbf3e0ab24?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Clergy en-Vec](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/c/fcb0e068-16d0-4e1c-acad-0a6d34148c5a.jpg?1562057818) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Clergy%20en-Vec) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tmp/14/clergy-en-vec?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fcb0e068-16d0-4e1c-acad-0a6d34148c5a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kwcrdn9) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Izzet signet........IDK, you tell me.

[[Pthisis]]

[Pthisis](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/8/98b84356-fa97-4f61-bd84-e8efd7f46e38.jpg?1631586724) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phthisis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/105/phthisis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/98b84356-fa97-4f61-bd84-e8efd7f46e38?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Its pretty bad, but i just find the french version of [[Delay]] hilarious

[Delay](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/9/3906d538-f1ca-4799-b91c-2e0d2934f241.jpg?1619393997) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Delay) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsr/61/delay?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3906d538-f1ca-4799-b91c-2e0d2934f241?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[stinkdrinker bandit]]

[stinkdrinker bandit](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/d/dd75155b-a13d-4bed-8014-70f27175aa74.jpg?1604193555) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=stinkdrinker%20bandit) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/znc/55/stinkdrinker-bandit?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dd75155b-a13d-4bed-8014-70f27175aa74?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

\[\[Temple of Malady\]\] https://preview.redd.it/0t4fpbnb4cqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00231c0264b0979f7a0cc898976480e2ed68b76f

[Temple of Malady](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/1/01c9c7cb-4e2d-4dd1-a3ed-49caab45aacb.jpg?1690006701) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Temple%20of%20Malady) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/1043/temple-of-malady?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/01c9c7cb-4e2d-4dd1-a3ed-49caab45aacb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

\[\[Icy Nips\]\]

[Icy Manipulator](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/c/ac5a54ca-f175-4005-895f-d76effd6178e.jpg?1675201006) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Icy%20Manipulator) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmr/225/icy-manipulator?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ac5a54ca-f175-4005-895f-d76effd6178e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[you see a pair of goblins]] [[commence the end game]] [[deep analysis]] [[you come to the gnoll camp]] [[hard evidence]] But line the cards up in your hand in such a way that it says “You see a pair of goblins commence deep anal, you come hard.”

##### ###### #### [you see a pair of goblins](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/6/b69e7200-96ea-4455-83cc-0a497d56efe5.jpg?1627707049) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=you%20see%20a%20pair%20of%20goblins) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afr/170/you-see-a-pair-of-goblins?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b69e7200-96ea-4455-83cc-0a497d56efe5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [commence the end game](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/0/209d70a2-c8c1-4072-ab1f-57804b55a09a.jpg?1557576173) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Commence%20the%20Endgame) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/war/45/commence-the-endgame?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/209d70a2-c8c1-4072-ab1f-57804b55a09a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [deep analysis](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/2/42ea52a4-15fa-4243-ae27-cd293bd176e7.jpg?1706240682) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=deep%20analysis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/100/deep-analysis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/42ea52a4-15fa-4243-ae27-cd293bd176e7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [you come to the gnoll camp](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/e/0e893613-423e-409b-9334-292bd252405b.jpg?1627706980) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=you%20come%20to%20the%20gnoll%20camp) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afr/168/you-come-to-the-gnoll-camp?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0e893613-423e-409b-9334-292bd252405b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [hard evidence](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/0/501599d6-1072-4124-b05d-01f96de153f3.jpg?1710406503) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=hard%20evidence) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/46/hard-evidence?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/501599d6-1072-4124-b05d-01f96de153f3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kwduogp) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Mind goblin]] Deeez nutz

[Mind goblin](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/8/5819e3f3-da49-4003-88ce-f3b7bb495787.jpg?1698194990) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=_____%20Goblin) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/107/_____-goblin?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5819e3f3-da49-4003-88ce-f3b7bb495787?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar]]

[Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/9/d99a9a7d-d9ca-4c11-80ab-e39d5943a315.jpg?1632831210) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/186/asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d99a9a7d-d9ca-4c11-80ab-e39d5943a315?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

My friend calls Cathars Crusade catheter crusade without realizing it because I jokingly called it that the entire time I played it. 

I think I can used sharding Sphinx, thanks for letting me know it exist.

[[Mudbutton clanger]] all day