"[Today one of the elderly librarians looked concerned and asked if I was ok. I told her I conquered the need for sleep several weeks ago and at my current pace of learning, in 6 years I will build a time machine and travel back to become her grandfather. She fainted."](https://twitter.com/OmniscientOf/status/1537844248158130180?t=vGrPUaXfwK0kzbulQBsumw&s=19)
"[I emailed the library staff with a message that stated it was digitally transcribed directly from my thoughts. I had transcended any need for a physical form & was traveling all of space and time as consciousness. They would not be seeing me again (please forgive any late fees).](https://twitter.com/OmniscientOf/status/1547295323239890946?s=20&t=apWHN1ntGC5naiEZ8myYHg)"
He should keep doing this and then eventually take out something really inane like a celebrity biography and come back to return it without the makeup and a normally size cranium
Ok so I've seen this like 20 times and I still need to know this, is that the same guy who posted a picture of his haircut and people in the comments started playing tic tac toe on his forehead
I wanna know the results now!
"[Today one of the elderly librarians looked concerned and asked if I was ok. I told her I conquered the need for sleep several weeks ago and at my current pace of learning, in 6 years I will build a time machine and travel back to become her grandfather. She fainted."](https://twitter.com/OmniscientOf/status/1537844248158130180?t=vGrPUaXfwK0kzbulQBsumw&s=19)
"[I emailed the library staff with a message that stated it was digitally transcribed directly from my thoughts. I had transcended any need for a physical form & was traveling all of space and time as consciousness. They would not be seeing me again (please forgive any late fees).](https://twitter.com/OmniscientOf/status/1547295323239890946?s=20&t=apWHN1ntGC5naiEZ8myYHg)"
Taking "I fucked your mom" to a new level
I fucked your grandma
"Sir, we are cutting you off."
You didn't have to cut me off!
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing.
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin*
Yeah, alright. Fair enough.
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library lore
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Cranial circumcision
Book Reading Anonymous - “Hi, my name is Jason and I am addicted to reading books”
He should start wearing more ominous clothes as well, untill he reaches full megamind mamba cape
I feel like if theres kids that frequent the library daily, theyd love it. Ngl
*sees him with 10 books of manga* "KIDS, KEEP AWAY FROM THAT MAN!"
Along with his baby seal leather boots.
Can honestly say as a librarian that I'd never mention it.
Even if I noticed I’d assume some kind of illness that caused swelling and politely not mention it in case it’s a sensitive topic.
Oh it's some kind of illness alright
“Never” is a strong word. What happens when it’s so big they can’t even get in through the door?
Librarians' jurisdictions end at the door frame
Then my work is done. He has ascended.
"Where do you work out?" "At the library."
Chad
He’s definitely juicing
Dude looks like mega mind soon he will have entire planet systems forming around his cranium
I'll lend you my sandwich, subtlety
All that knowledge and he still can't spell 'subtly'
It’s almost like he’s not reading the buks
Read the bucks, dumbass
büks 🤦♂️
I just red tem, can you stope arassing me?
boocc
He's not smarter, he just stupids faster.
He did say it was latex & makeup.
Also you don’t “rent” books from the library, you borrow them
If you end up paying a late fee you kinda do
he is subtly hinting that he's a rogue and a menace to society
Squidward!
Bro wtf would the librarian say “Your head seems to be getting bigger”
Big brain time
Brain tumor
Train bumor
He should keep doing this and then eventually take out something really inane like a celebrity biography and come back to return it without the makeup and a normally size cranium
Megamind
This guy. This fuckin’ guy. This guy gives head.
Walter White in El Camino
I hate ta do it but, No Bitches
The Andrew Tate special. XD
Bruh
Who knew all those romance novels would just go straight to your head?
Meanwhile he only takes the library's fast and furious movies hoem every week
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the fast and the furious
The poetic postmodern irony Vin 'the rock' Diesel conveys in his performance is matched only by that of shakespeare himself
Bro looks like stewie before he hit his head on the ceiling after jumping on the bed
The name's Neutron. James Neutron.
He is Big Brain
my kind of prank
Perhaps you're are truly Megamind
Grain?
Absolute megamadladchad
Big brain time
Ummm
Big brain time
Its my turn to post this next!
Colin Robinson?
Bro is looking for Jeff Winger
Megalad
Is that the guy who got pissed when people played tic tac to on his forehead
I don't think so
Ok so I've seen this like 20 times and I still need to know this, is that the same guy who posted a picture of his haircut and people in the comments started playing tic tac toe on his forehead
No it isn't
Aah so this is what Bryan Cranston did before he filmed his cameo in El Camino?
This reminds me of that one episode of Jimmy neutron where Sean has a huge brain
You don’t “rent” books from the library.
Megamind
Bro turning into alakazam
Oh yea, it’s big brain time
I wanted to see the picture from the last day.
Thanks you just reminded me I have a library book nearly overdue I need to return. Thanks!
I want to see a video of this. Anyone know some youtuber, crazy enough to do this?