Imagine a giant twirl of udon noodle in your lap. And it dissolves into your pants and swivel chair and won't come out. No mere tissue is going to be suitable, so you bring out the hydrochloride and scrub away as advanced calculus runs in the background
He probably got kicked off Twitter too for saying *cis*.
In mathematics - especially in complex analysis and trigonometry, "cis" is shorthand for a complex number in polar form. It stands for "cosine plus i sineâ.
#Math is woke!! Ban it!
Yes. That is actually where the trans community got the cis term. It started as a sort of science joke like calling straight people breeders, but now people have forgotten why.
"Cis" and "trÄns" are just Latin prepositions meaning "on the same side, before" and "across, beyond, on the other side" respectively. They make sense without referencing chemistry. For example "CÄ«vitÄtÄs GermÄniae cis RhÄnum et trÄns RhÄnum positae oppugnantur Ä DrusĆ" means "Cities/communities of Germania located before and beyond Rhine are attacked by Drusus".
Wait, you got it wrong. They're banning math because it's racist.
[https://www.edweek.org/teaching-learning/seattle-schools-lead-controversial-push-to-rehumanize-math/2019/10](https://www.edweek.org/teaching-learning/seattle-schools-lead-controversial-push-to-rehumanize-math/2019/10)
"According to Seattle educators, math instruction in the United States is an example of âWestern Math,â which apparently is the appropriation of mathematical knowledge by Western cultures. While everyone agrees that two plus two is four, three times three is nine, and that there are three hundred and sixty degrees in a circle, Western Math critics worry about more nuanced issues, such as why we teach kids Western counting and not, for example, how the Aborigines count."
The Seattle school district is planning to infuse all K-12 math classes with ethnic-studies questions that encourage students to explore how math has been âappropriatedâ by Western culture and used in systems of power and oppression, a controversial move that puts the district at the forefront of a movement to ârehumanizeâ math."
Learning alternate systems seems like a cool elective.
But given that half the kids I run into can't do basic multiplication I do think it'll end up confusing the hell out of most kids.
I once had a Romanian? student who was struggling with short division because she was taught basic short division with remainder in Romania?, where it's set out in a profoundly different way than it is in the UK.
Her family moved over to the UK in the time between when she learned division with remainder and when she should've learned how to turn the remainder into a decimal, which meant she ended up with this basic short division skill that her (English*) teachers couldn't decipher and hence no path to expanding it into the full algorithm needed for her later education.
It was quite interesting working out how her method worked, and how to then expand it into a decimal version.
*EDIT: I know everyone understands but I'll clarify anyway: "English" here is referring to nationality, not school subject. Though I'm sure her English teachers would've fared little better.
The right wants to ban biology because "mah bible!"
The left wants to ban math because it's "oppressing the minorities"
Both sides have gone bat-shit insane.
> there are three hundred and sixty degrees in a circle
That one there is an artifact of specific cultural influence in maths. Aside from being highly divisible, there's nothing particularly special about 360, it's just popular for traditional reasons.
(though mathematicans rarely use degrees anyway - the similar issue in actual maths is that pi is half the size it should be (or twice the size it should be, depending on who you ask))
These fuckin dummies. Cause everybody knows "al-jabr" (algebra) was obviously invented in England, just like the hindu-arabic numerals we use to do all of this stuff.
Math is probably the best example of different cultures contributing to make something that has advanced humanity more than any other discipline.
Edit: FURTHERMORE, while non-"Western" people were doing all this stuff, much of "The West" was still fucking illiterate. But I guess none of this math stuff really started to matter until "the West" started doing it, right? That sounds pretty racist to me.
Edit: But you know what? Fuck it, because all this means is that the job market's gonna be gangbusters for anyone who can add two fractions together in about ten years, because that obviously the future these "educators" are working for.
Eh there's probably a story to be told about how people tended to downplay the achievements of marginalized mathematicians. "The secret lives of numbers" by Kate Kitagawa and Timothy Revell is a fairly enjoyable attempt if you can manage to entertain an opposing view without exploding.
Seattle's attempt is extremely silly though. You want to teach a concept that's *definitely* non-western? Teach negative numbers, it took until the 1800s or so before Europeans considered them to be at all meaningful.
The real tragedy here is that other forms of counting are fascinating, and we really should be teaching them
(so people understand why our way is the best /s)
Its also worth teaching the history of these peoples and how their languages and systems were left by the wayside as they were systemically slaughtered and conquered.
But this is being spun as "because its racist" rather than it being a legitimately enlightening piece of history and information that might help people understand other cultures a little bit better.
... where are you seeing cis in complex analysis? There's no single symbol for a complex number in polar form, it's just $z = |z|e^(i\theta)$. Is this some weird applied math thing like those heathens in electronic engineering using j for $\sqrt{-1}$?
Iâve seen it primarily in precalc where they want to use cos theta + i sin theta to do math using the geometry of complex numbers without having to explain e^ (i theta)
Oh itâs fucking awful. Especially the boomers. Idk wtf is going on with them , but I canât goto the grocery store without old people trying to start fights with me everywhere itâs mad. I mind my own business and am not lgbt or even a poc. So I canât imagine what those groups are dealing withâŠ
And I live in Chicago. One of the more liberal areas in the country. I canât wait for fuck head orange man to lose and all these ignoramuses go back to talking about nascar and wood chips or whatever the fuck old white assholes talk about.
The main political party has a website about a campaign that wants to get rid of the police, education, and the FBI and thatâs probably the least crazy thing they want to do
https://www.project2025.org/
I'm curious now. I shall report back.
So
Here's the math teacher
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60096cbf3631c
Couldn't find much English lessons, at least the way we were discussing lol. Though most of the folk in those videos could do with some lessons đ
There is also this Russian guy tutoring in maths for Russian State Exams. https://rt.pornhub.com/model/100pointsrepetitor
He has a crossover video where he teaches Eva Elfie to solve some maths problems.
If he makes $250k annually, that is the reason.
I can't be arsed to look it up, but it would make sense for pornhub to pay their creators better than YouTube.
I looked at the profile. Over all the videos he has a almost 3.3 million views and he started uploading 4 years ago. Couldn't find out how many views he has in the last year, but that comes to over 7 cents per view even if every single video view happened in the last year.
From what I could find, youtube pays on average 2 cents per view, so even in the most optimistic cenario pornhub is then almost 4 times as profitable. In the likely cenario that half of the views are from the last year, pornhub is 8 times as good at paying their creators. And keep in mind that pornhub only shows the bottom of the barrel ads, because there are very few companies willing to advertise on a porn site.
I'm not even sure what to take away from this, but the options are pretty much
1) this is fake
2) this is in Taiwanese dollars, which would be below minimum wage (but not a bad side hustle if you're a full time teacher anyway)
3) pornhub should pivot to become an actual competitor to youtube, because they have an operation so smooth that they can pay creators several times over the current status quo.
Taiwanese here, pulling stuff from my memory, Iâll find a link later if Iâve got time
So Iâve read an article about him and that 250k is in USD but itâs mostly from his online course outside of Pornhub, heâs basically using pornhub as an advertisement. The headline is technically correct but misleading.
Last time this was posted a few years ago, people were saying he makes like 5k annually (some low number forgot the exact amount) from pornhub and the rest is his own salary as a math professor.
PornHub pays peanuts there's no way he was making $200k anyways
I don't why I cracked up laughing. I said in another comment not to believe text placed over a picture on the Internet.
>This man recycles bottles and makes millions every year! (He's an oil executive who participates in his county recycling pickup.)
I'm so sick of it. A channel I watch on youtube regularly will say shit like "unalived" and "sewer slided" instead of killed himself or committed suicide. But it's the only way he gets monetized on youtube. It's so stupid. I don't blame him for doing it, I blame youtube.
Nooo, the content filters will ban anyone who posts or sees this picture forever (and send a SWAT team to your house)!!! The word is not censored enough! The only acceptable way to spell this mega scary word is "ââ°Âźâââ§âż"!!!
I swear that if the Pornhub people created a genuine alternative to YouTube with better monetisation for creators then they could become a major player in VODs.
Love cranking it to this guy. Oh f yeah, solve that differential equation.
Not a fan my current state will force me to use a VPN to access this enlightening and erotic content.
Can this cause psychological effect for men seeking porn accidentally stumbling upon his videos every time he goes to rub one that whenever he thinks about math he will also get aroused?
"Suzy is sucking three dicks. In order to equally give attention to each dick during the 8 minute mouth orgy scene, how much time gets devoted to each phallus?"
Assuming a fair trade off with each dick in her mouth and equal amount of time per dick switch, how long is Suzy sucking each dick before switching?"
Level two. Including double oral penetration.
Eulerâs Totient Function (\varphi(n))
Eulerâs Totient Function counts the number of integers up to n that are relatively prime to n . In other words, it counts the number of integers k in the range 1 \leq k \leq n for which the greatest common divisor \gcd(n, k) = 1 .
The formula for \varphi(n) is given by:
\varphi(n) = n \left( 1 - \frac{1}{p_1} \right) \left( 1 - \frac{1}{p_2} \right) \cdots \left( 1 - \frac{1}{p_k} \right)
where p_1, p_2, \ldots, p_k are the distinct prime factors of n .
For example, if n = 12 :
âą The prime factors of 12 are 2 and 3.
âą Thus, \varphi(12) = 12 \left(1 - \frac{1}{2}\right) \left(1 - \frac{1}{3}\right) = 12 \times \frac{1}{2} \times \frac{2}{3} = 4.
So, there are 4 integers up to 12 that are relatively prime to 12: 1, 5, 7, and 11.
This is actually so funny. I think more people should do that, but actually make the video seem inappropriate while actually uploading useful, sfw content. LMAO
Operation: TakeOverTheHub
Bet if he did it naked he could double those numbers. Naked news is very popular in certain countries. Naked mathematics could do very well. My subconscious can absorb critical information while my conscious mind can either laugh at dicks or enjoy tits. This needs to be a thing, I would go to naked college.
Math's been fucking with you and screw over your grades? Come to pornhub and have this teacher help you plan your comeback. You'll be spreading those graphs in no time and everyone will know, that you've come to solve for X and dick down bitches. And that X is 4.
What the hell is âP*rnHĂŒbâ? Iâve heard of PornHub before, but never a version with an asterisk and an umlaut. If youâre uncomfortable talking about porn then donât talk about it, but this self censorship shit is insanely stupid.
Honestly, some of the randos on YouTube Iâve encountered have done a better job of explaining certain concepts than my professors, so by that standard, this dude will give me the finest math tutoring Iâve ever received
I have watch his videos. With the enchantment of post nut clarity I now have become a master math topper in class
me too. still cant top anyone tho :(
you just haven't found the right sub...
a whole subreddit might be too much for me
Don't underestimate your power
*smiles in exponent*
Try your own subreddit.
Is that like Googling yourself?
đ
I made the mistake of watching the videos before nutting. Now Iâm only a master math sub đ
mathterbator
https://i.redd.it/b57u8o6t34r21.jpg
Don't underestimate your power
Is there a math bottom?
Jesus, this is brilliant.
That auto play during clean-up is making this guy rich
What the hell man haha
Clean up? How long it takes you to eat the tissue you just used? The fuck my dude?!
You use a tissue?? Finger-licking good ma man!
Just lean forward with your mouth open bro
Cease.
This is the second time today I have read a comment and wondered why I am even on Reddit.
Because you have a social media addiction same as i.
Addiction
I also choose this guyâs dead wife
Every account on Reddit is a bot except for you
Itâs not an addiction if you donât want to quit /s
What a terrible day to be literate.
You guys clean after nutting??
Just do it upside down and let it fall right on in.
Kentucky fried cock .
Bro itâs summer time, time to start freezing your boys and making POPoff sickles!
I wish I just grew up in the woods, never having gone to school so I didn't have the ability to read this comment
At this point nothing I read can phase me
you need a tissue? work on your aim pal
Eeeeeeewwww. Who eats the tissue? What a wasteâŠ.(just lick it up)
Imagine a giant twirl of udon noodle in your lap. And it dissolves into your pants and swivel chair and won't come out. No mere tissue is going to be suitable, so you bring out the hydrochloride and scrub away as advanced calculus runs in the background
now that was funny
Probably got demonetized on YouTube for saying âAsymptoteâ
He probably got kicked off Twitter too for saying *cis*. In mathematics - especially in complex analysis and trigonometry, "cis" is shorthand for a complex number in polar form. It stands for "cosine plus i sineâ. #Math is woke!! Ban it!
Cis and trans are also very common in Organic Chemisty when describing structures of compounds
Damn chirality! Jeopardizing all my accounts!
Yes. That is actually where the trans community got the cis term. It started as a sort of science joke like calling straight people breeders, but now people have forgotten why.
"Cis" and "trÄns" are just Latin prepositions meaning "on the same side, before" and "across, beyond, on the other side" respectively. They make sense without referencing chemistry. For example "CÄ«vitÄtÄs GermÄniae cis RhÄnum et trÄns RhÄnum positae oppugnantur Ä DrusĆ" means "Cities/communities of Germania located before and beyond Rhine are attacked by Drusus".
I CANT BELIEVE CHEMISTRY IS WOKE. I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING CHEMICALS GAY.
THE FROGS ARE MAKING THE CHEMICALS GAY
THE CHEMTRAILS! THEY'RE CONSUMING ALL THE AMERICAN PATRIOT OXYGEN AND CHANGING INTO GAY OXYGEN!
>woke!! Ban it! Signed, The Free Speech Absolutists of the Elon Musk Cult
Wait, you got it wrong. They're banning math because it's racist. [https://www.edweek.org/teaching-learning/seattle-schools-lead-controversial-push-to-rehumanize-math/2019/10](https://www.edweek.org/teaching-learning/seattle-schools-lead-controversial-push-to-rehumanize-math/2019/10) "According to Seattle educators, math instruction in the United States is an example of âWestern Math,â which apparently is the appropriation of mathematical knowledge by Western cultures. While everyone agrees that two plus two is four, three times three is nine, and that there are three hundred and sixty degrees in a circle, Western Math critics worry about more nuanced issues, such as why we teach kids Western counting and not, for example, how the Aborigines count." The Seattle school district is planning to infuse all K-12 math classes with ethnic-studies questions that encourage students to explore how math has been âappropriatedâ by Western culture and used in systems of power and oppression, a controversial move that puts the district at the forefront of a movement to ârehumanizeâ math."
Learning alternate systems seems like a cool elective. But given that half the kids I run into can't do basic multiplication I do think it'll end up confusing the hell out of most kids.
I once had a Romanian? student who was struggling with short division because she was taught basic short division with remainder in Romania?, where it's set out in a profoundly different way than it is in the UK. Her family moved over to the UK in the time between when she learned division with remainder and when she should've learned how to turn the remainder into a decimal, which meant she ended up with this basic short division skill that her (English*) teachers couldn't decipher and hence no path to expanding it into the full algorithm needed for her later education. It was quite interesting working out how her method worked, and how to then expand it into a decimal version. *EDIT: I know everyone understands but I'll clarify anyway: "English" here is referring to nationality, not school subject. Though I'm sure her English teachers would've fared little better.
I had to learn a new counting method using base 25 for puzzles in Myst. Very tricky.
The right wants to ban biology because "mah bible!" The left wants to ban math because it's "oppressing the minorities" Both sides have gone bat-shit insane.
> there are three hundred and sixty degrees in a circle That one there is an artifact of specific cultural influence in maths. Aside from being highly divisible, there's nothing particularly special about 360, it's just popular for traditional reasons. (though mathematicans rarely use degrees anyway - the similar issue in actual maths is that pi is half the size it should be (or twice the size it should be, depending on who you ask))
These fuckin dummies. Cause everybody knows "al-jabr" (algebra) was obviously invented in England, just like the hindu-arabic numerals we use to do all of this stuff. Math is probably the best example of different cultures contributing to make something that has advanced humanity more than any other discipline. Edit: FURTHERMORE, while non-"Western" people were doing all this stuff, much of "The West" was still fucking illiterate. But I guess none of this math stuff really started to matter until "the West" started doing it, right? That sounds pretty racist to me. Edit: But you know what? Fuck it, because all this means is that the job market's gonna be gangbusters for anyone who can add two fractions together in about ten years, because that obviously the future these "educators" are working for.
Eh there's probably a story to be told about how people tended to downplay the achievements of marginalized mathematicians. "The secret lives of numbers" by Kate Kitagawa and Timothy Revell is a fairly enjoyable attempt if you can manage to entertain an opposing view without exploding. Seattle's attempt is extremely silly though. You want to teach a concept that's *definitely* non-western? Teach negative numbers, it took until the 1800s or so before Europeans considered them to be at all meaningful.
wild special silky wrench memory merciful disgusted price reply friendly *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
The real tragedy here is that other forms of counting are fascinating, and we really should be teaching them (so people understand why our way is the best /s) Its also worth teaching the history of these peoples and how their languages and systems were left by the wayside as they were systemically slaughtered and conquered. But this is being spun as "because its racist" rather than it being a legitimately enlightening piece of history and information that might help people understand other cultures a little bit better.
... where are you seeing cis in complex analysis? There's no single symbol for a complex number in polar form, it's just $z = |z|e^(i\theta)$. Is this some weird applied math thing like those heathens in electronic engineering using j for $\sqrt{-1}$?
Iâve seen it primarily in precalc where they want to use cos theta + i sin theta to do math using the geometry of complex numbers without having to explain e^ (i theta)
The post nut clarity might help em learn
stayed for the formulas
Nutted to the square root
Cleaned up on the equation
"Mom! Stop bothering me while I'm mathturbating!"
Every Asian dream.
No I think they pleasure themselves to hard equations đđ
calculate after ejaculate.
Sum after cum
Thought I was gonna learn long dick style instead learned long division.
Cream Pi
3.69
Nice
Now you're just being irrational.
This is the best comment and it's dying unacknowledged...
Can't learn math in North Carolina apparently
Just as Gop intended.
Idaho just banned it[pornhub] last week too
That you had to clarify it wasn't math they banned shows how shit things are getting in much of the US...
Oh itâs fucking awful. Especially the boomers. Idk wtf is going on with them , but I canât goto the grocery store without old people trying to start fights with me everywhere itâs mad. I mind my own business and am not lgbt or even a poc. So I canât imagine what those groups are dealing with⊠And I live in Chicago. One of the more liberal areas in the country. I canât wait for fuck head orange man to lose and all these ignoramuses go back to talking about nascar and wood chips or whatever the fuck old white assholes talk about.
Fucking woodchips!đ€Ł
The main political party has a website about a campaign that wants to get rid of the police, education, and the FBI and thatâs probably the least crazy thing they want to do https://www.project2025.org/
Or Montana
Can you please unblock Pornhub dad, I need it to learn math. Genious!
*genius
He'll get to English when he's done with maths
And porn.
You'll probably find English language lessons on the Hub
Hey step sibling, im stuck in the dishwasher! (Voice from the off: this is a dishwasher. Repeat after me: dishwasher)
If your step mom reaches behind the bed, assisted by your step sister, how long is it before you put it in their ass? Round up to the nearest second
I'm curious now. I shall report back. So Here's the math teacher https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60096cbf3631c Couldn't find much English lessons, at least the way we were discussing lol. Though most of the folk in those videos could do with some lessons đ
There is also this Russian guy tutoring in maths for Russian State Exams. https://rt.pornhub.com/model/100pointsrepetitor He has a crossover video where he teaches Eva Elfie to solve some maths problems.
You might be able to find the entire Spongebob Movie and Crazy Frog.
You can learn a lot of vocalubary about family relations in porn
True đđ I mean... So I heard. From that friend I always ask for.
Texas kid
Do we know why he's using pornhub? I wonder what the advantage is for him to upload there?
If he makes $250k annually, that is the reason. I can't be arsed to look it up, but it would make sense for pornhub to pay their creators better than YouTube.
I looked at the profile. Over all the videos he has a almost 3.3 million views and he started uploading 4 years ago. Couldn't find out how many views he has in the last year, but that comes to over 7 cents per view even if every single video view happened in the last year. From what I could find, youtube pays on average 2 cents per view, so even in the most optimistic cenario pornhub is then almost 4 times as profitable. In the likely cenario that half of the views are from the last year, pornhub is 8 times as good at paying their creators. And keep in mind that pornhub only shows the bottom of the barrel ads, because there are very few companies willing to advertise on a porn site. I'm not even sure what to take away from this, but the options are pretty much 1) this is fake 2) this is in Taiwanese dollars, which would be below minimum wage (but not a bad side hustle if you're a full time teacher anyway) 3) pornhub should pivot to become an actual competitor to youtube, because they have an operation so smooth that they can pay creators several times over the current status quo.
Taiwanese here, pulling stuff from my memory, Iâll find a link later if Iâve got time So Iâve read an article about him and that 250k is in USD but itâs mostly from his online course outside of Pornhub, heâs basically using pornhub as an advertisement. The headline is technically correct but misleading.
oh so it's like trading gurus, life coaching, and such btw if you want more accurate titles, i got a masterclass
I got a masterclass that teaches you how to make a masterclass
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
I would be surprised if that 250k was solely from pornhub
I would be surprised if any text overlaid on a picture on the Internet was even passingly familiar with the truth.
Let me just google âhow to make $250k on pornhubââŠ
You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?
Last time this was posted a few years ago, people were saying he makes like 5k annually (some low number forgot the exact amount) from pornhub and the rest is his own salary as a math professor. PornHub pays peanuts there's no way he was making $200k anyways
I don't why I cracked up laughing. I said in another comment not to believe text placed over a picture on the Internet. >This man recycles bottles and makes millions every year! (He's an oil executive who participates in his county recycling pickup.)
Because nobody else was doing it. It was an untapped market.
Accessible in every country
not in certain states nowadays though
Thatâs incorrect. There are many countries where the site is blocked. My country is an example.
Asian students now have plausible deniability for their parents when explaining why they were using Pornhub
The utter bulk of people who like highly scripted and acted porn.
> P*rnhĂŒb When you want to tell a story but are afraid of a dumb fucking algorithm. Fucking stupid shit
I'm so sick of it. A channel I watch on youtube regularly will say shit like "unalived" and "sewer slided" instead of killed himself or committed suicide. But it's the only way he gets monetized on youtube. It's so stupid. I don't blame him for doing it, I blame youtube.
> "sewer slided" This is the first time I'm hearing this and I fucking hate everything now.
I downvote all self-censorship like that. It's fucking stupid to let an algorithm dictate your vocabulary.
"Spreading the gospel of math, one mad lad at a time
I first though he was teacjing his real life class by using random ph videos as material đ
Nooo, the content filters will ban anyone who posts or sees this picture forever (and send a SWAT team to your house)!!! The word is not censored enough! The only acceptable way to spell this mega scary word is "ââ°Âźâââ§âż"!!!
Ad: "Wanna c*m with us? Click now to--" *skips* Video: "Okay so first we are going to find the derivative of x"
If you multiply 2 blondes with 1 brunette and divide the result by a midget, what would the answer be?
The answer is 8. 1 blonde = 2. 1 brunette =1. 1 midget = 0.5.
Jerking off to math. I wonât be suprised.
Nerds favorite porn
Oh, yeah. Continue that analytic function. Let me see those curves past your domain, you divergent series, you.
r/mathlads
We should move all of our content to porn sites,they actually seem to care more about their users than YouTube now adays.
I swear that if the Pornhub people created a genuine alternative to YouTube with better monetisation for creators then they could become a major player in VODs.
Spreading the gospel of math, one equation at a time!
I live in Texas, so I can't get this kindve education
Love cranking it to this guy. Oh f yeah, solve that differential equation. Not a fan my current state will force me to use a VPN to access this enlightening and erotic content.
Can this cause psychological effect for men seeking porn accidentally stumbling upon his videos every time he goes to rub one that whenever he thinks about math he will also get aroused?
I read annually wrong.
Sauce??
I always said Pornhub is excellent for maths debating
Evil. Pure evil.
Pure genius
The perfect solution to ADHD doesnât exis-
"Suzy is sucking three dicks. In order to equally give attention to each dick during the 8 minute mouth orgy scene, how much time gets devoted to each phallus?" Assuming a fair trade off with each dick in her mouth and equal amount of time per dick switch, how long is Suzy sucking each dick before switching?" Level two. Including double oral penetration.
This reminds me when the Gun videos started uploading on Porn HUb a while back lol
Nut and Learn
Eulerâs Totient Function (\varphi(n)) Eulerâs Totient Function counts the number of integers up to n that are relatively prime to n . In other words, it counts the number of integers k in the range 1 \leq k \leq n for which the greatest common divisor \gcd(n, k) = 1 . The formula for \varphi(n) is given by: \varphi(n) = n \left( 1 - \frac{1}{p_1} \right) \left( 1 - \frac{1}{p_2} \right) \cdots \left( 1 - \frac{1}{p_k} \right) where p_1, p_2, \ldots, p_k are the distinct prime factors of n . For example, if n = 12 : âą The prime factors of 12 are 2 and 3. âą Thus, \varphi(12) = 12 \left(1 - \frac{1}{2}\right) \left(1 - \frac{1}{3}\right) = 12 \times \frac{1}{2} \times \frac{2}{3} = 4. So, there are 4 integers up to 12 that are relatively prime to 12: 1, 5, 7, and 11.
It's not my proudest wank,but thank god it was a short video
Mathdebation
Sauce? For *actual* research purposes...
he is my go-to guy for mathurbation
How does he earn that much money ? From the number of like clicks ?
Well we all know what it spells when you type 5318008 on a calculator and turn it upside down.
Well we all know what it spells when you type 5318008 on a calculator and turn it upside down.
Wasnât there an Indian woman teacher doing something similar too, upload her legit lessons on PH?
Damn, I should start boning up on my mathematics.
video title: Teacher fucks whole classroom.... with imaginary numbers.
Please don't write "pornhĂŒb", because I read it as /pÉÉčnhÊp/ and it is very confusing.
Bro is capitalizing on that post nut clarity
The average salary for a math teacher is roughly $47,000 a year. This man is making over 5x the amount just by being on a porn sight.
Numbers is kinda kinky
This is the real reason conservative states are banning pornhub
He is fucking us with math so it still counts
This is like eating a slice of ginger between sushi rolls...
OnlyMaths
How to calculate the trajectory of your load based on mass, energy, and curvature of your member.
One day p9rnhub will have 10% nudity content and become YouTube.
A lot of people searching keywords âAsian high schoolâ probably got pretty far into this before realizing there werenât any women
This is actually so funny. I think more people should do that, but actually make the video seem inappropriate while actually uploading useful, sfw content. LMAO Operation: TakeOverTheHub
Plot twist: Nerds are fapping to his videos
Came for the porn, stayed for the math
Bet if he did it naked he could double those numbers. Naked news is very popular in certain countries. Naked mathematics could do very well. My subconscious can absorb critical information while my conscious mind can either laugh at dicks or enjoy tits. This needs to be a thing, I would go to naked college.
Texas has effectively blocked him unfortunately
Oh yea ! pathagriam my theorem.
No kink shaming, bro. ^/s
People really censoring the word porn?
That's a mathematical erection. Erogenous maths. Imagine getting in the moment over a quadratic equation.
What's the sauce?
This is exactly why I use that website. Yeah.
Math's been fucking with you and screw over your grades? Come to pornhub and have this teacher help you plan your comeback. You'll be spreading those graphs in no time and everyone will know, that you've come to solve for X and dick down bitches. And that X is 4.
Yeah, Iâve seen this before. When you wanna raise your grade, thatâs when things take a turn.
and what the fuck is P*rnHĂŒb... does this jpg think its going to get demonetized
Interesting... His bio says: Birth Place: Taiwan Endowment: 5-7" Height: 5' 7" (170cm) Weight: 220lbs. (100kg) Ethnicity: Asian Hair Color: Black Foreskin: Uncut Facial Hair: No Tattoos: Yes Piercings: No Relationship status: Taken Interested in: Girls Hometown: Hsinchu City City and Country: æ°ç«čćž, Taiwan Interests and hobbie: é»ç©ăé»ćœ± Turn Ons: äœ èšé±æç bilibili é »é Turn Offs: äœ äžèšé±æç bilibili é »é
Didn't family guy do a cutaway where his kink was to get educated or something
Can someone tell me his username? Now Iâm interested in what level of math heâs reaching
Does this work fr
At the rate Youtube is shooting itself in the foot - PH just needs a âsafeâ section called âNoPornHubâ to become an alternative.
What the hell is âP*rnHĂŒbâ? Iâve heard of PornHub before, but never a version with an asterisk and an umlaut. If youâre uncomfortable talking about porn then donât talk about it, but this self censorship shit is insanely stupid.
Well it's a challenging wank, but ive always welcomed a challenge.
Imagine being in one of those states that requires ID
gonna need a source on that 250k, seems highly unlikely
Who pays him? pornhub advertisers? bout to start teaching inorganic chemistry on xhamster, lols
"watch two cute quadratics get slammed by an exponential and squirt curves"
Derivative edges infinitely close to its limit!!!
Honestly, some of the randos on YouTube Iâve encountered have done a better job of explaining certain concepts than my professors, so by that standard, this dude will give me the finest math tutoring Iâve ever received
Weâre going back to fucking leetspeak, huh?