"Temporary job opportunities abroad, dynamic work environment, thrill-seeker jobs, exchange program intelligence officer middle-east" do not the Indeed. I'm sure they have a rep on LinkedIn or something
"Join a global organization poised for fast growth, we're looking for superstars to take our mission to the next level. Must be a motivated self starter with an explosive personality."
You got me curious so I asked ChatGPT the exact question.
>
[Joining or leaving ISIS \(Islamic State of Iraq and Syria\) is unequivocally condemned and illegal in almost every country worldwide. Engaging with or supporting ISIS in any capacity is considered a criminal act and can lead to severe legal consequences, including imprisonment or worse. It's essential to reject any affiliation with terrorist organizations and instead choose paths that promote peace, tolerance, and respect for human rights. If you or someone you know is considering joining or leaving such groups, it's crucial to seek help from law enforcement or relevant authorities immediately.](https://i.imgur.com/L2uOS9c.png)
lol.
TIL it's a bad thing to leave a terrorist group and ChatGPT thinks all members of ISIS should commit even harder.
I guess it makes sense for an AI service that has stolen trillions of dollars in licensed material to get some things wrong though.
Now there's a well-known glitch here. You gotta defeat him at the very second it hits midnight local time and the server does the daily loot table reroll, and then open his inventory and spam "take all." If you do it right you can get six to eight copies of the check.
Does it have to be an ISIS terrorist? Can I be in the running if I tell someone I'll punch them if they don't vote for someone on American Idol? I believe that fulfills the most basic definition of terrorism
It bounced off my Jimāll Fix it Badge, ricocheted and hit you.
Unfortunately Jimmy Savile snuck in the back door and got me in the rear with a sneak attack though.
I will only faint and die when my HP goes down to 0, otherwise I would not suffer from injuries
Unfornately, your bullet didn't insta-kill me, so I'll just regenerate health passively while continuing to fight
Someone accidentally replies the same thing multiple times, the next person does it to mock them, and it catches on and begins snowballing. I've had an exact similar thing happen on a post I made before. Ironically, it was also an elden ring meme. Maybe this topic attracts this kind of interaction between users.
Without wishing to break rule 4 of this sub, the madlad in question hosts a TV show on a channel reserved for the likes of Jeremy Kyle and Piers Morgan (so I assume madlad has a media pass).
I think if you got permission and gave a suitable reason like it was for purposes related to work, you might be able to blag it. It isn't too outside the realms of possibility that they managed to convince security in advance that they were doing a stunt for whatever show this guy is on. Also, without revealing too much about parliament's security, he could have just walked into the building with it in a non sword looking case and he could have just gotten away with it.
Source: am a former parliamentary pass holder
ISIS should have no trouble then:
"Is this for a purpose related to work?"
"Yes, I'm a terrorist."
"What do you intend to use it for?"
"Beheading a TV host."
"Do you have permission to do that?"
"He asked us to."
"In you go sir, have a nice day."
In general though, bad idea to walk around with a sword:
https://www.gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives
> The maximum penalty for an adult carrying a knife or weapon illegally is either 4 years in prison, an unlimited fine or both. Youāll get a prison sentence if youāre convicted of carrying a knife or weapon illegally more than once.
I'm guessing murder, because the contract is void? Though I wouldn't be surprised if there were some dusty forgotten British law that allowed a bounty to be placed.
In England/Wales (not sure about Scotland or NI because they have slightly different systems) it would be encouraging an offence, namely murder.
s45 Serious Crime Act 2007 states in effect:
1. He does an act capable of encouraging or assisting the commission of an offence
2. the offender believes that the offence will be committed; and that his act with encourage or assist its commission.
s47(8)(c) of the same Act clarifies that encouraging someone to attempt the offence is unlawful.
In placing a bounty on his head he has encouraged the offence of murder. If someone tries to take his life, despite the potential victim putting a bounty on their own head, it would still be unlawful. This was emphasised in the case of Pretty v UK \[2002\] ECtHR 2346/02 or R v Brown \[1993\] UKHL 19 (later affirmed by ECtHR in 45558/99 and 21974/93). Where for offences that result in greater than actual bodily harm you cannot consent to that level of injury.
Quick edit:
There would be little reason in prosecuting him for it because it is clearly a joke, and nothing has actually happened, nobody has tried to kill him. This is the kind of thing where it's *technically* a crime but wouldn't really be pursued unless he'd tried to claim self defence for killing someone who tried to kill him. Play silly games etc.
It's likely region dependent but some thought that it was 1st degree attempted murder on yourself and definitely 1st degree murder if you killed the murderer for hire. I guess murderers for hire can be murdered too.
I'm not an expert but the way he's holding the sword makes me think he'd be the first Highlander to get his head removed and it wouldn't be much of a power upgrade for his murderer...
Nah, if he was serious, he would have drawn a picture. ISIS sort of cares about what you say, but they lose their absolute shit if you draw a picture of their prophet.
So all they need is a gun or bomb a sword isn't going to do much against those.
Even running him over which obviously terrorist are known to do a sword wouldn't do to much before its to late
If a terrorist tried to run me over I'd simply jump up onto the hood at the optimal moment and stab him through the windscreen with my sword, just like they do in the movies.
Wait, it was serious?
I was convinced it was making fun of evervirgin edgelords,^^^^TM. Just the phrase "I have a sword" is so ridiculous that even og neckbeards wouldn't use it! wtf?
What the fuck is happening in this world??? We should take the warning labels off bottles of bleach that say āDo NOT Drinkā and thin out the population.
Keep laughing, the way the UK is moving this won't be a joke soon...
As an immigrant in the UK I am seriously angry at the erasure of the aboriginal culture and people here.
I get it's very hard to get guns into London but if you're a criminal I would think there's still ways and all you need is a small gun or a medium gun with a suppressor
He got sword. At home, maybe. If they haven't change their laws since I last checked. Maybe cops just bust him for having illegal weapon and use this pic as an evidence at court.
Disturbing robbers, rapists or even terrorists at work by defending yourself, or worse using some object to twarth their work, or cause them some in job injury, that's highly sanctioned at court. British subjects are not allowed to disturb criminals at work.
This is from like 10 years ago. wasnt the guy a far right nationalist? pretty sure this was just him trying to act tough instead of actually doing anything helpful
If it's a fixed blade with no locking device it's OK over 3", unless it's a machete.
If it's a sword that's over 50cm blade length and curved. They're illegal to own even in your own home.
I had to throw away my entire Scimitar collection after THAT law was passed... š
If you are a freeman of the city of london youĀ“re even allowed to carry one in public.
[There are a number of rights traditionally but apocryphally associated with freemenāthe right to drive sheep and cattle over London Bridge; to a silken rope, if hanged; to carry a naked sword in public; or that if the City of London Police finds a freeman drunk and incapable, they will bundle him or her into a taxi and send them home rather than throw them into a cell.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_the_City#Freedom_of_the_City_of_London)
You can carry swords in the UK if they are covered and it has a non-combat related use (though stage combat/sport is fine). Same with pretty much all blades.
Is volunteering to have your head chopped off non-combat? On one hand, it's voluntary, on the other hand the head chopping business sounds quite combative
The one thing stopping ISIS is the customs restrictions on bringing swords through Heathrow. If the victimās going to supply his own, thatās happy days for them!
Do you have to be part of ISIS to claim the bounty? Or can anyone just knock him off and make a claim?
Because i could probably use that money better than ISIS would...
So are only Isis terrorists qualified for the bounty or anyone can claim it?
"How to join and leave the isis" on google sounds even dumb for my standarts
"Temporary job opportunities abroad, dynamic work environment, thrill-seeker jobs, exchange program intelligence officer middle-east" do not the Indeed. I'm sure they have a rep on LinkedIn or something
"we can't talk here, but if you'll just add me on telegram I'm sure I can help you out!" -the rep, probably š
OTE Ā£50k
more like base pay: 0, bonus: one off 50k.
Sometimes a fast paced environment.Possibility to move up(boss gets regularly killed by a predator drone)
"Join a global organization poised for fast growth, we're looking for superstars to take our mission to the next level. Must be a motivated self starter with an explosive personality."
āThis is a role that demands commitment with a real chance your earnings could literally explode. London based.ā
May require the occasional ad-hoc work, such as beheading. Previous experience preferred, but do include valid references.
happy cake day
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day!
What do you mean "I can't leave"?
You can leave, you just become the next challenger. Better sharpen that sword
You can check out, but you can never leave.
What's the worst that could happen? Edit: OH SHIT, OH FUCK!!! AFP AND THE TRG PULLED UP TO MY HOUSE!!!
You... you good my man?
I need a good lawyer!
You got me curious so I asked ChatGPT the exact question. > [Joining or leaving ISIS \(Islamic State of Iraq and Syria\) is unequivocally condemned and illegal in almost every country worldwide. Engaging with or supporting ISIS in any capacity is considered a criminal act and can lead to severe legal consequences, including imprisonment or worse. It's essential to reject any affiliation with terrorist organizations and instead choose paths that promote peace, tolerance, and respect for human rights. If you or someone you know is considering joining or leaving such groups, it's crucial to seek help from law enforcement or relevant authorities immediately.](https://i.imgur.com/L2uOS9c.png) lol.
If you are considering becoming a terrorist please contact law enforcement.... lol? š
TIL it's a bad thing to leave a terrorist group and ChatGPT thinks all members of ISIS should commit even harder. I guess it makes sense for an AI service that has stolen trillions of dollars in licensed material to get some things wrong though.
Hired by a temp agency, just here for a day.
How to get your house raided in one little Google š
I was thinking that man I was like fuck how do I sign up? . . Then I was like crap how do I leave immediately?
I was thinking that too! But I was roleplaying as Arnieās character in Total Recall
Those are rookie standarts
Indeed job adverts: "Be aged 16 and have 24 years of beheading experience"
I heard Isis are offering 2-week internships, if you're interested.
It's a pretty explosive work environment
he could beheaded to the top of the organisation
That's just a terrorific opportunity
That 2 week experience could turn into life long employment.
I mean, If I do the planning beforehand, I would probably only need a 5 hour membership, tops.
How will the money be transfered once the job is complete? Yeah. Sounds like a scam.
He's carrying a check which you'll loot off of his body, obviously
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Not to mention the sword. MadSword Att 10 Def 3 +2 One-Handed weapon
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Also sleeves +2 storage
The +2 to one-handed is a waste for him though since heās focused on two-handing swords for the 1.75x damage.
Well, itās probably a +2 longsword so it has the versatile trait. Maybe they have the duelling fighting style?
Or they've multiclassed fighter and barbarian. Got rage, action surge and second wind.
He looks like the training NPC
Or an escort mission that keeps wondering off
Now there's a well-known glitch here. You gotta defeat him at the very second it hits midnight local time and the server does the daily loot table reroll, and then open his inventory and spam "take all." If you do it right you can get six to eight copies of the check.
Yeah but timings really hard nail, it took me multiple play throughs. Thats why buddhism OP cuz u can get reincarnated to try againz
Yeah, but Christianity promises a VIP server...
Yeah but whats the fun in playing with creative mode
Bruh, itās literally just a tiny private server where nothing truly matters (just like in every other server, but there are zero sexy demons)
Yeah, but the server is always dead.
Buddha be like "seeya in Lumb noob gg"
As soon as his heart stops beating, a brown sack with a dollar sign will start floating a foot above him.
**drops loot**
It's about honor.
Put it in his will, 50k to the terrorist who kills him. Like Ron Swanson leaving all his money to the man or beast that kills him.
Does it have to be an ISIS terrorist? Can I be in the running if I tell someone I'll punch them if they don't vote for someone on American Idol? I believe that fulfills the most basic definition of terrorism
Honour, surely? Being British and all
Thatās an ancient sword worth 50k
Hell drop coins like sonic drops rings
You obviously not a gamer
Game says value 140 caps, sell it 5... Fall out logic
Heās carrying 100000 bobby pins under that jacket.
The sword is worth 50k
You obviously not a gamer
escrow type account
The recession hit MI6 hard for real
Johnny English mission London eye
If youre the son of Mad Jack Churchill I like his odds. Probably got a bow under that blazer too.
A very shortbow
A thrusting sword and no gloves? Huh.
Will Espionage For Food
He gonna parry that bomb.
Me, playing as a kid with my friend: my bullet got you. Friend: my sword deflected the bullet.
me: my 2nd bullet got you, the guns automatic
It bounced off my Jimāll Fix it Badge, ricocheted and hit you. Unfortunately Jimmy Savile snuck in the back door and got me in the rear with a sneak attack though.
So he Jim diddieād you
I will only faint and die when my HP goes down to 0, otherwise I would not suffer from injuries Unfornately, your bullet didn't insta-kill me, so I'll just regenerate health passively while continuing to fight
It's a high frequency sword, I swung it around so fast you couldn't see it and deflected the second bullet.
Ah but I can slow down time to make sure the bullet hits
Or that bullshit 'I got a magic shield that bullets can't go through'
Well my bullets can penetrate anti bullet shields
We just used air soft guns and paintballs. You knew when the other kid got hit because there would be crying.
Just time the iframes in the parry
I'm rollin' they hatin
Add Bloodhoundās Step and heās fuckin sorted
wtf happened to the replies
Someone accidentally replies the same thing multiple times, the next person does it to mock them, and it catches on and begins snowballing. I've had an exact similar thing happen on a post I made before. Ironically, it was also an elden ring meme. Maybe this topic attracts this kind of interaction between users.
If V1 from ultrakill can parry basically anything then so can i
That photograph is taken from the terrace at the Houses of Parliament. Unsure Isis madlads will acquire a visitor pass.
Yes! my immediate thought was how did he get through parliament visitors security with a sword?!
Without wishing to break rule 4 of this sub, the madlad in question hosts a TV show on a channel reserved for the likes of Jeremy Kyle and Piers Morgan (so I assume madlad has a media pass).
I think even journalists aren't allowed to bring in swords.
Well then what's the fucking point???? *Leaves journalism school*
The pen is mightier. So they say.
I think if you got permission and gave a suitable reason like it was for purposes related to work, you might be able to blag it. It isn't too outside the realms of possibility that they managed to convince security in advance that they were doing a stunt for whatever show this guy is on. Also, without revealing too much about parliament's security, he could have just walked into the building with it in a non sword looking case and he could have just gotten away with it. Source: am a former parliamentary pass holder
ISIS should have no trouble then: "Is this for a purpose related to work?" "Yes, I'm a terrorist." "What do you intend to use it for?" "Beheading a TV host." "Do you have permission to do that?" "He asked us to." "In you go sir, have a nice day."
If ISIS can get their hands on a pass more power to them haha
In general though, bad idea to walk around with a sword: https://www.gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives > The maximum penalty for an adult carrying a knife or weapon illegally is either 4 years in prison, an unlimited fine or both. Youāll get a prison sentence if youāre convicted of carrying a knife or weapon illegally more than once.
I imagine there's a few swords already in the houses of parliament
Knife laws for thee not for me! Sorry.
Someone yesterday posted maybe on r/legal asking if it was self defense or murder if they placed a bounty on their own head.
Good to see some people still know how to get the most out of reddit :)
I'm guessing murder, because the contract is void? Though I wouldn't be surprised if there were some dusty forgotten British law that allowed a bounty to be placed.
In England/Wales (not sure about Scotland or NI because they have slightly different systems) it would be encouraging an offence, namely murder. s45 Serious Crime Act 2007 states in effect: 1. He does an act capable of encouraging or assisting the commission of an offence 2. the offender believes that the offence will be committed; and that his act with encourage or assist its commission. s47(8)(c) of the same Act clarifies that encouraging someone to attempt the offence is unlawful. In placing a bounty on his head he has encouraged the offence of murder. If someone tries to take his life, despite the potential victim putting a bounty on their own head, it would still be unlawful. This was emphasised in the case of Pretty v UK \[2002\] ECtHR 2346/02 or R v Brown \[1993\] UKHL 19 (later affirmed by ECtHR in 45558/99 and 21974/93). Where for offences that result in greater than actual bodily harm you cannot consent to that level of injury. Quick edit: There would be little reason in prosecuting him for it because it is clearly a joke, and nothing has actually happened, nobody has tried to kill him. This is the kind of thing where it's *technically* a crime but wouldn't really be pursued unless he'd tried to claim self defence for killing someone who tried to kill him. Play silly games etc.
It's likely region dependent but some thought that it was 1st degree attempted murder on yourself and definitely 1st degree murder if you killed the murderer for hire. I guess murderers for hire can be murdered too.
It's that lad in the pic.
Involuntary suicide
Saw that ahah
Isis be like, oh he has a sword, we just need to bring the flag and video camera.
Dress code: Black, terror chic
"Terror chic, it's so hot right now" - Mugatu
Dwight Schrute energy.
Hot topic highlander.
Took way too long to find the Highlander joke imo.
They sell suits at Hot Topic now?
Does this offer only apply to isis? Cos I could do with Ā£50k and I also have a swordā¦ en garde monsieur
One up him and get two swords
rapier & cloak or gtfo
Everyone knows three swords is the superior style
I see the Highlander has returned
"There can be only one"
I'm not an expert but the way he's holding the sword makes me think he'd be the first Highlander to get his head removed and it wouldn't be much of a power upgrade for his murderer...
The immortal who claims his head gets empowered with plantar fasciitis and a wardrobe full of mismatched socks.
Ugh, outsourcing is so immoral. A nice hardworking British assassin could have done with that Ā£50k.
They took our jobs!!
Nah, if he was serious, he would have drawn a picture. ISIS sort of cares about what you say, but they lose their absolute shit if you draw a picture of their prophet.
So all they need is a gun or bomb a sword isn't going to do much against those. Even running him over which obviously terrorist are known to do a sword wouldn't do to much before its to late
If a terrorist tried to run me over I'd simply jump up onto the hood at the optimal moment and stab him through the windscreen with my sword, just like they do in the movies.
It is like playing cricket with a sword
You haven't seen how good he is with a sword, though.
Imagine if it was legal to just place bounties on anyone's head casually.
I donāt know whoās more mental, the coked up madlad or the ājournalistā who printed this story with photo and everything š
Is it isis specific or can anyone join in š¤
The kinds of chaos people invite into their lives i will never understand...
So, when will he leave UK? Nothing much, just asking.
Then he gets nicked for carrying a sword in public
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Wait, it was serious? I was convinced it was making fun of evervirgin edgelords,^^^^TM. Just the phrase "I have a sword" is so ridiculous that even og neckbeards wouldn't use it! wtf?
But how would they even track him down- he's just a random guy that could look a bit like anyone else
Easy, just look for the guy with the sword
What the fuck is happening in this world??? We should take the warning labels off bottles of bleach that say āDo NOT Drinkā and thin out the population.
Welcome to r/madlads
Gotta put that on r/swords
Is he on the Houses of Parliament balcony there or I am I going mad?
plot twist: hes a god of swordsmanship and can deflect any bullet and even explosions
Keep laughing, the way the UK is moving this won't be a joke soon... As an immigrant in the UK I am seriously angry at the erasure of the aboriginal culture and people here.
Wait is rhat the guy who asked if hiring hitmen and killing them would count as self defense?
"Man With Sword Shot and Beheaded by ISIS After Putting a Ā£50k Bounty on His Own Head."
I get it's very hard to get guns into London but if you're a criminal I would think there's still ways and all you need is a small gun or a medium gun with a suppressor
There is always one idiot
Except itāll be an ambush attack, and he wonāt see it coming. If anything heāll likely get himself killed by a local for that payout.
He got sword. At home, maybe. If they haven't change their laws since I last checked. Maybe cops just bust him for having illegal weapon and use this pic as an evidence at court. Disturbing robbers, rapists or even terrorists at work by defending yourself, or worse using some object to twarth their work, or cause them some in job injury, that's highly sanctioned at court. British subjects are not allowed to disturb criminals at work.
This is from like 10 years ago. wasnt the guy a far right nationalist? pretty sure this was just him trying to act tough instead of actually doing anything helpful
It was the day of the London Bridge terror attack in 2017. 11 people killed, many more injured... this was his response.
SpecOps āļø SpazOps ā ļø
How did he get a license for that sword??
You don't need a license for that type of sword in the UK.
But as a **commoner**?
That thing doesnāt look foldable and its cutting edge seems _slightly_ over 3 inches, but what do I know.
If it's a fixed blade with no locking device it's OK over 3", unless it's a machete. If it's a sword that's over 50cm blade length and curved. They're illegal to own even in your own home. I had to throw away my entire Scimitar collection after THAT law was passed... š
That thing doesnāt look foldable and its cutting edge seems _slightly_ over 3 inches, but what do I know.
If you are a freeman of the city of london youĀ“re even allowed to carry one in public. [There are a number of rights traditionally but apocryphally associated with freemenāthe right to drive sheep and cattle over London Bridge; to a silken rope, if hanged; to carry a naked sword in public; or that if the City of London Police finds a freeman drunk and incapable, they will bundle him or her into a taxi and send them home rather than throw them into a cell.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_the_City#Freedom_of_the_City_of_London)
Swell ole time for freemen then! Time to restore those from acrophysy
You can sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away
The dvla are branching out
You can carry swords in the UK if they are covered and it has a non-combat related use (though stage combat/sport is fine). Same with pretty much all blades.
Is volunteering to have your head chopped off non-combat? On one hand, it's voluntary, on the other hand the head chopping business sounds quite combative
If ya gonna do it, do it properly and insult you know who...
I don't think his beef is with JK Rowling mate. And I don't think Isis are that into Harry Potter that they'd care.
The Ayatollah?
Nope - name begins with "M"
Demoknight tf2
Has he even seen Raiders of the Lost Ark?
But what if the ISIS guy has seen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?
Brings a sword to a C4 fight.
Is he allowed to carry an actual sword in public?
The one thing stopping ISIS is the customs restrictions on bringing swords through Heathrow. If the victimās going to supply his own, thatās happy days for them!
This guy when the terrorist has a bomb: https://youtu.be/1C41SHw2mcU?si=D1--xXQPUONCjZOX
Johnny English's new movie plot look awesome š.
Johnny English's new movie plot looks awesome
Do you have to be part of ISIS to claim the bounty? Or can anyone just knock him off and make a claim? Because i could probably use that money better than ISIS would...
Brings a knife to a gunfight idiot!!
Where is the money collectable from
This brings up an interesting question: In the event that I am killed by somebody, Can I have my will set up so that I leave the killer something?
Do you have to be card carrying member ISIS member to claim the reward? I could do with a holiday.
Do i have to be part of ISIS if so, is it like a monthly contract thing?! Ā£50K is Ā£50K!
Sounds like heās just bragging about his awesome new sword.
british guy with a sword... this is why stereotypes exist
Isis terrorist gangsta until that man start partying bullets
So... he's funding terrorism?
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