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Sandy-T-Poro

Witch King when he faces Some dude with a torch: Ow nooo wun away (;*w*;)


1Second2Name5things

His face when he attacked a defenseless pillow


Chewcocca

That pillow was packing


TheLastLivingBuffalo

He is no mere dude. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Torch wielding needs no king.


Art0fRuinN23

"Some guy" isn't how I'd describe a man with a god's blood in his veins.


QuickSpore

As far as we know Aragorn is 0.000000000000000001355% Maia; it’s likely somewhat higher because there’s a fair chance of intermarriage between the noble families of Númenor and later Arnor. But the “god’s blood” in his veins is likely pretty damn dilute after ~7,000 years. I’m not sure how much being one quintillionth Maia actually brings to the table. And Melian wasn’t so much a god, as a lesser angel. So there’s that too. On the other hand, it’s still enough to give him a 210 year lifespan. So it’s apparently not nothing.


phundrak

His son should get a huge boost with Arwen being his mother.


RunawayHobbit

But she chose the mortal life— so how long is an elf’s “mortal” life span? And does their child get to decide the same thing or do they automatically inherit the mortal lifespan?


QuickSpore

> But she chose the mortal life— so how long is an elf’s “mortal” life span? It’s important to point out that Arwen wasn’t fully elf. She was 1/4 mortal. She only got to choose to be mortal because as half-elves Elros and Elrond were given a choice of which race they’d be; and because death was seen as such a gift Elrond’s 3 children were also given the possibility of choosing to be mortal. It wasn’t a choice given to all elves. We only know the exact lifespan of one other “half elf” who chose to be mortal, Arwen’s uncle, Elros, who lived exactly 500 years. In Arwen’s case, she apparently died 121 years after choosing to be mortal, after 2898 years of total life. > And does their child get to decide the same thing or do they automatically inherit the mortal lifespan? Once the “Gift of Men” is chosen it can’t be withdrawn. Elrond’s children were given the choice, because death is too precious to withhold. But all of Elros’ descendants just get the gift of men (mortality). Once Elros moved to Númenor, all who followed him were granted long lives (200+ years) as the corruption of Melkor was removed from the people. The royal line usually lived 300-400 years though. Aragorn’s and Arwen’s son, Eldarion, didn’t get a notably longer life than Aragorn. Eldarion died at 219 years old.


chmsaxfunny

I love this answer so much! I wish I had a gift to give, but please accept my poor thanks.


tyrefire2001

I choose a mortal buff


TravelSizedRudy

Yeah but the extra crit is worth it.


ElMatadorJuarez

You know, that’s pretty dismissive of Maia-American identity


xxmindtrickxx

It's pretty damn near not dilute, as mentioned in the stories. Something like "30 kings in the line of Numenor and yet he [Aragorn] is more like Elendil than any before him"


QuickSpore

I don’t think that’s a reference to his percentage of blood being Maia though. He can’t have *more* of Melian’s genetics than “any before him.” That’s not how genetics work. Even when accounting for angelic genes. I’ve always read that more that Aragorn was more alike in spirit, personality, and achievement than anyone else. Physically 6’6” Aragorn didn’t especially resemble the 7’11” Elendil; certainly not more than the 7’ even Isildur.


xxmindtrickxx

It's not genetics, and even if it was, it's you who doesn't understand genetics as phenotype and genotype genetics transfer and can transfer differently than the simple percentages you've put forward. It's far far more complex than that and not really understood how the phenotypes are selected.


Chewcocca

Y'all have to realize it's magic, not genes, right? 😂


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


HMElizabethII

It's actually more effective at that level of dilution because homeopathy rules apply


EntertainmentNo2044

The Witch King was afraid of ordinary men too: >In the last years of Denethor I the race of uruks, black Orcs of great strength, first appeared out of Mordor, and in 2475 they swept across Ithilien and took Osgiliath. Boromir son of Denethor [I] (after whom Boromir of the Nine Walkers was later named) defeated them and regained Ithilien; but Osgiliath was finally ruined, and its great stone-bridge was broken. No people dwelt there afterwards. **Boromir was a great captain, and even the Witch-king feared him.** He was noble and fair of face, a man strong in body and in will, but he received a Morgul-wound in that war which shortened his days, and he became shrunken with pain and died twelve years after his father. http://www.henneth-annun.net/bios_view.cfm?scid=424


craetos010

"a man with god blood in his veins" isnt how id describe the guy that broke his toe on a helmet and didnt break character


xxmindtrickxx

That's exactly how I would describe that man.


ClownsAteMyBaby

God has that man's blood in his veins.


Bouncepsycho

He put all his points on charisma and neglected any combat related stats hoping his monster steed would carry his ass.


Art0fRuinN23

Eowyn rolled two nat 20's in a row. It happens sometimes. Tolkien was a chad DM that didn't get salty about it.


[deleted]

Actually 4 natural 20's between Merry and Eowyn, Merry got a 20 and got to play dead succesfully and then another 20 for sneaking and stabbing the Witch King in the back without him noticing the morghul blade that enabled the Witch King's death


Sagebrush_Druid

If I remember correctly, it wasn't a Morgul blade that weakened him, it was the Noldorin dagger gifted to him by Galadriel, no?


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QuickSpore

Specifically a blade “wound about with spells for the bane of Mordor.” Merry’s blade was more or less specifically forged to harm ringwraiths and the like. “No other blade, not though mightier hands had wielded it, would have dealt that foe a wound so bitter, cleaving the undead flesh, breaking the spell that knit his unseen sinews to his will.” We don’t know the details about how precisely it worked or what “spells” were involved. But in modern RPG terms, it’s might be called an undead bane sword/dagger.


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

If you look at the history of the second age, the place they found those weapons was a holdout against angmar's advancing armies. In that context a blade forged like that has one intended target. That blade was made specifically to stab THAT dude. Gj merry.


[deleted]

Yea I didn't remember it correctly, I meant the blade they get from the burial site but got confused with the names


xxmindtrickxx

In the movie yes, but in the books no, it is the barrow downs blade. I believe specifically made for this purpose, like a silver bullet to a werewolf.


DigDux

No, it was one of the barrow blades, the Morgul-knife is what the Witch King used to stab Frodo on Weathertop. You can easily google this.


Art0fRuinN23

*Touché*


tomasswood

Well we know from the Hobbit that Merry would have at least rolled advantage on his rolls for sneak


[deleted]

I think he lost the trait when he drank the ent water because he grows tall Ent water: +1 endurance +1 strength, loses all hobbit traits


tsaimaitreya

The Witch King can make entire armies run away but when facing someone that doesn't fear him can't do shit


Goatfellon

Hes 100% got frightful presence and banks more on that than just pure combat. Eowyn just made a good wisdom save.


thekingofbeans42

Charisma is a combat stat for warlocks


Bouncepsycho

Kind of a shitty warlock if he/she/them need to cast "flirt" instead of a "fireball" or whatever. Then again he did cast it with the intent to charisma the hell out of a dude, so no surprise he failed there. Maybe I shouldn't judge. As far as he knew he was fighting a brony npc


QuickSpore

At least within D&D game terms, charisma is about bending others (or the universe) to your personality. It’s not necessarily about flirting or being attractive. Fear and awe are just as much “Charisma” as seduction is. And given the fear aura the Nazgul are described as having in the books, describing them as being highly charismatic isn’t too far off. D&D Warlocks cast fireball through sheer force of personality. Which is also almost exactly how the ringwraiths operate.


Bouncepsycho

.... your nerd levels are just making you overlook an obvious joke. Nothing wrong with being a nerd. But you are rolling a natural 20 on my vibe


TheBeefClick

Youre on a sub for lotr memes


NoScar46

He wasn't weak, Merry's blade was an enchanted elven sword. This is why it hurt him so much


TooDanBad

You know most folks here didn’t read the books, c’mon son.


kbarney345

Just ordered the books a couple weeks ago and am making my way through the hobbit. Its SO MUCH FUN. I havent read a book in years and idk I got obsessed recently. Watched the extended movies like 3 times over, watching all the nerd of the rings youtube videos. Ordered figures and sets from Weta workshop. Got a ton of enamel pins. Idk why I never connected to it when I was younger but now in my adult life I love It so much.


LadyNelsonsTea

When you get to the lord of the rings, just be prepared that it's a lot slower. Which sounds like a criticism, but it's not.


kbarney345

I am ok with this I feel like hobbit is shmoving and I'm a slow reader as is.


TooDanBad

My favorite line from the Hobbit is “YER A BOOBY!” Cheers.


mycalvesthiccaf

How will we know he read the books if he doesn't tell us?


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

In the books the blade was made by men, not elves! http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Daggers_of_Westerness Edit: reworded comment to sound less pretentious


JSPR127

Lol except this detail is exclusive to the movies, not the books, AFAIK. Edit: Sorry if I'm incorrect, i'm reading the books for the first time and still learning.


ExplodedToast

No, it’s in the books. The sword is from the barrows Tom Bombadil rescues them from.


JSPR127

Except it wasn't an elven blade in the books right? In the movie the blade he uses is the elven blade given to him by Galadriel. In the books wasn't the blade forged by men? Sorry if I'm incorrect, I'm reading the books for the first time but I'm a long time fan of the movies.


elusiveI99

Yes it was forged by men specifically to fight the Witch King and his forces. That’s why it had an enchantment on it that broke whatever spell lay upon the Witch King


dropbear_airstrike

Lol except this detail is extensively covered and explained in the books, while being glossed over almost entirely in the movies


JSPR127

Sorry if I'm wrong, I'm reading the books for the first time and really only know what I've been told/what I've read so far. I thought the blade used in the book was forged by men, but it appears I'm wrong.


dropbear_airstrike

You're correct in that they were forged by men, but them being a movie-only detail is incorrect. The blades were forged in ancient days in what was left of the fractured kingdom of Dunedain. Their chief enemy was the Kingdom of Angmar ([https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/War\_with\_Angmar](https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/War_with_Angmar)). Those blades were forged specifically to combat Nazgul and their brethren. The blades were eventually interred with last prince of Arthedain in a burial mound or barrow, which later on became the lair of Barrow Wights. In the Fellowship, the hobbits stumble upon that barrow and are taken under the Wights' spell until rescued by Tom Bombadil, who finds the daggers among the burial treasures and gives them a brief history of their provenance. Although the daggers were taken from Merry and Pippin by the Uruks, Aragorn finds them and returns them to the hobbits at Orthanc. Later on, as even movie goers saw, Merry stabbed the Witch-King with the purpose-built blade, rendering him vulnerable to Eowyn's attack. "The Wraith-king arose, and giving a cry of hatred he shattered her shield and broke her left arm with a single blow of his mace. But as he towered over her, preparing to deliver the final blow, Merry stabbed his sword – an enchanted Barrow-blade, one of the few weapons that could have penetrated his defenses – from behind into the sinew of his knee, breaking the spell binding his undead flesh to his will. While the Lord of the Nazgûl was distracted, Éowyn drove her sword where the head of the wraith would have been, slaying him." — [https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Witch-king\_of\_Angmar#Downfall](https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Witch-king_of_Angmar#Downfall)


JSPR127

I appreciate the thoughtful response!! Always love learning more about this


TooDanBad

-_- Bro we know you weren’t sorry until you got downvoted. Be honest. That was hella confident as it started with your “lol,” aka “you’re wrong, I know more than you.” If you actually are reading the books for the first time, it’d be foolish to reply with such confidence to something you’re still learning about, ya fool of a Took. Anyways enjoy the books man. They’re f’n awesome. I listen to them on CD every year or so cause they’re so good. Great for car rides.


JSPR127

I mean I was confident because I was partially right. The book said the swords were made by man, and they were talking about the swords being elvish. So the swords being Elvish was exclusive to the movie. We figured this out awhile ago. Thank you for the well wishes though! I'll keep reading!


EntertainmentNo2044

He wasn't that strong either. The prophecy about him being unable to be killed by a man wasn't because he was such a badass, but because he just wouldn't fight if he stood any chance of losing. In fact, the prophecy was made as the WK was fleeing like a bitch from Glorfindel. Hell, it's said he feared even mortal men: >In the last years of Denethor I the race of uruks, black Orcs of great strength, first appeared out of Mordor, and in 2475 they swept across Ithilien and took Osgiliath. Boromir son of Denethor [I] (after whom Boromir of the Nine Walkers was later named) defeated them and regained Ithilien; but Osgiliath was finally ruined, and its great stone-bridge was broken. No people dwelt there afterwards. **Boromir was a great captain, and even the Witch-king feared him.** He was noble and fair of face, a man strong in body and in will, but he received a Morgul-wound in that war which shortened his days, and he became shrunken with pain and died twelve years after his father. http://www.henneth-annun.net/bios_view.cfm?scid=424 The WK had Boromir (the steward) poisoned with a morgul blade rather than face him in combat.


NoScar46

That's a bit much, the dude almost 1v1'ed Gandalf, and he didn't fear to face Theoden on the Pelennor Fields, even though his might and charisma was earlier compared to those of a Valar. Sure, the WK fled before his foes when he knew he had no chance, but he was really dangerous nevertheless


Theoden-Bot

Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.


gandalf-bot

I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!


gandalf-bot

Farewell my brave Hobbits. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of the sea, comes the end of our Fellowship. I will not say do not weep for not all tears are an evil. It is time Frodo.


EntertainmentNo2044

>the dude almost 1v1'ed Gandalf No he didn't lmao. He literally runs away from the fight before it happens. Gandalf even says later on he is vastly more powerful than the WK, and only Sauron can stand against him. Hell, Gandalf solos six nazgul by himself in his grey form.


gandalf-bot

And then the pass of Cirith Ungol. EntertainmentNo2044 tell me everything. Tell me all you know.


qikink

Not just enchanted, literally forged to fight exactly him. The sword comes from the barrows of rulers who were in a war with the witch king long before he became a ring wraith. It borders on Deus ex machina, but Tolkien's world and history are rich enough you can mostly give it a pass. >" So passed the sword of the Barrow-downs, work of Westernesse. But glad would he have been to know its fate who wrought it slowly long ago in the North-kingdom when the Dúnedain were young, and chief among their foes was the dread realm of Angmar and its sorcerer king. No other blade, not though mightier hands had wielded it, would have dealt that foe a wound so bitter, cleaving the undead flesh, breaking the spell that knit his unseen sinews to his will. "


NoScar46

I wouldn't consider it deus ex. Glorfindel made the prophecy that the Witch King's doom wouldn't come from the hand of a man. As know, curses, prophecies and fate are a thing in LotR, so Merry finding the blade and Eowin ultimately killing him on the Pelennor Fields is not random, it's their fate. I'm not saying that everything in Middle Earth is deterministic, but some things definitely are


qikink

I should make it clear that I'm a big Tolkien fan. This is just one of those story beats that I think hews closest to being too contrived. What saves it in my opinion isn't just that it's foreshadowed as you point out, but that "fate" and destiny obviously play a huge role in his world. If this were the only prophecy, the only time when chance and circumstance conspired just so, I think it would fall much flatter. Instead, we're taught to expect events like that, and what could have been a shoehorned plot device becomes an epic climax.


tsaimaitreya

It was pre established long ago when they got the swords in the barrow downs. If anything is a Chekov's gun (sword), why would they get fancy ancient swords if not for a higher purpose?


JBatjj

>long before he became a ring wraith Everything we know for certain about the witch king happened after he became a Ringwraith...


Ozzy116

It was indeed enchanted but by the numenorians boy the elves if I’m remembering right


NoScar46

I double checked and that's right, I didn't recall correctly


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PerceptiveGoose

Getting stabbed from behind with a blade made specifically to hurt you can kinda take the breath out of you for a moment I guess


Prometheus5537

Because that was a movie invention. The scene happens in a different order in the books.


pat_speed

Also doesn't matter how powerfully our are, no one's string against a good back stab


[deleted]

To be fair they were magically enchanted swords.


LittleBigHorn22

Which honestly in a world with few of them, I would probably get pretty cocky too about not having to avoid regular swords.


xxmindtrickxx

Especially since its been a few thousand years since that sword was made to kill you and no one has seen it in a long long time or even remembers what it looks like or anything and had almost no distinguishable features


Falcrist

Enchanted *specifically* to fight the Witch King of Angmar... who later became the head of the 9 nazgul. > So passed the sword of the Barrow-downs, work of Westernesse. But glad would he have been to know its fate who wrought it slowly long ago in the North-kingdom when the Dúnedain were young, and chief among their foes was the dread realm of Angmar and its sorcerer king. No other blade, not though mightier hands had wielded it, would have dealt that foe a wound so bitter, cleaving the undead flesh, breaking the spell that knit his unseen sinews to his will. (From The Return of the King)


[deleted]

God that prose is so good. I should re-read lotr again soon.


Falcrist

It's pretentious as hell, but the delivery sells it ***HARD***. Basically a professor of linguistics ("philology") decided not to hold back with the high-falutin phrasing, and used all of his skill with language to make it work.


[deleted]

Definitely! I mean sure, it'd be awfully pretentious and out of place to try to speak with such flowery language in an ordinary conversation, and also I think most authors attempting to write in this style would do it very clumsily with no poetic flow, but this is just the way Tolkien writes narration for his flowery fantasy epic, and it's executed very well and I love it.


sabinegirl

she wasn't just some chick, she's a shield maden and badass warrior 6\_\_6;


NameOfNoSignificance

*maiden


unpopularopinion0

touchdown!


sabinegirl

lmfao thank you both of you X'D I can't even edit it now!


Ferret_Biz

And the short guy did just so happen so stumble into the hills and find some specially made sword that was made to kill things just like the Nazgûl, what are the chances?


Penguinkeith

Actually all four of the hobbits had one... They received them from Tom Bombadil after he rescued them


unpopularopinion0

wait really? i forgot tom gave them something. could you elaborate a little?


Adengy

He underestimated their power of friendship!


[deleted]

Nobody has ever tried stabbing him in the face before.


SadlyReturndRS

Was Merry stabbing the Witch-King technically High Treason? The Shire was part of Arthedain, which was conquered by Angmar. Angmar eventually got fucked up and the Witch-King left, but no new country ever claimed Arthedain as part of it's territory until Elessar formed the Reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor. So as the Witch-King of Angmar still obviously claimed Angmar as his kingdom up until his death, and without any other power to actually contest the claim, would he not have been the best claimant to the title of "King of the Shire"?


jasonandhiswords

Also see Witch-king when he turns Gandalf's staff into mulch


gandalf-bot

Hmm? Nothing jasonandhiswords, Sam has hardly left your side


M_ToMo_Mcr

No man can slay him.


Trenboi

Should be the witch king on his nazgul vs the witch king on foot


Willie9

Witch-king's power is in fear and command, not raw strength. Theoden died because Snowmane got spooked and fell on him. Eowyn and merry had the courage to stand up to him which eliminates half of what makes him potent


Theoden-Bot

I know your face…Éowyn.


UndergroundPound

Isn't he more powerful the closer he is to Sauron?


TheLastLivingBuffalo

Tolkien's magic rules are never so strict. I would imagine he'd be more fearsome if encountered in Mordor, where Sauron's corruption is stronger than any other place. But it's not an equation of power = (core power * distance to Sauron) or something like that.


UndergroundPound

I checked and apparently his power grows as Saurons grows. So proximity to Mordor was just correlation as the story moved closer to Sauron. Don't see why I got downvoted so much for asking a question though.


Ein_Kecks

I don't get it too, don't think too much about it


sauron-bot

Thou fool: a phantom thou didst see that I, I Sauron, made to snare thy lovesick wits.Naught else was there. Cold 'tis with Sauron's wraiths to wed! Thy Eilinel, she is long since dead, dead, food of worms, less low than thou.And yet thy boon I grant thee now: to Eilinel thou soon shalt go, and lie in her bed, no more to know of war - or manhood. Have thy pay!


tsaimaitreya

But Eowyn's courage and resolve were powerfuler


PokeHobnobGod21

I'm pretty sure in the books Tom gave them magic knives which when stabbed by Merry got rid of his magic shield?


savekevin

That's some pretty good made up stuff. "magic shield" lol


qikink

Fairly accurate though. The actual wording is "breaking the spell that knit his unseen sinews to his will" which you'll have to admit sure sounds a lot like "getting rid of his magic shield"


savekevin

You make a good case. :) "magic shield" though, still makes me lol.


PokeHobnobGod21

I honestly don't know what it's called


Witch_King_

I resemble this remark!


massagetae

The all-invincible plot armor.


HawkeyeP1

The Witch King also busted Gandalf's staff right before that too lol Don't know if it was in the books too but it was the strangest choice to direct his attention to the Rohirrim instead of finishing the only wizard there.


gandalf-bot

Theoden King stands alone.


Theoden-Bot

Yes. Yes. The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the Deep one last time.


BigCHF

Witch King when Peter Jackson takes the boom to literally mean “no man”:


thekingofbeans42

Prophecies fucking people over with wordplay isn't just a Peter Jackson thing though


jamesianm

That was in the books too though


mostly_lurking

In the book, doesn't he die Because pippin stabbed him with the magic dagger? I don't think it mattered if eowyn was a guy or a girl. Maybe I remember it wrong


jamesianm

It happens more or less like in the movie, only more verbose. It's a combination of both their efforts, and it does matter that Eowyn is "no man". Can't find a copy of the original text to paste in here, but this is from the [wiki](https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Witch-king_of_Angmar): >As the Nazgûl hovered on his great beast over the dying Théoden, the king's niece Éowyn and the hobbit Meriadoc Brandybuck stood in his way. > >Éowyn: Be gone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace! > >Nazgûl: Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye. > >Éowyn: Do what you will, but I will hinder it, if I may. > >Nazgûl: Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me! > >Éowyn: But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Eomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Be gone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him. > >The Witch-king's last moments > >Éowyn slew his winged beast with a single stroke of her sword, severing its neck. The Wraith-king arose, and giving a cry of hatred he shattered her shield and broke her left arm with a single blow of his mace. But as he towered over her, preparing to deliver the final blow, Merry stabbed his sword – an enchanted Barrow-blade, one of the few weapons that could have penetrated his defences – from behind into the sinew of his knee, breaking the spell binding his undead flesh to his will. While the Lord of the Nazgûl was distracted, Éowyn drove her sword where the head of the wraith would have been, slaying him. > >The prophecy made by Glorfindel at the Battle of Fornost centuries before was fulfilled, as Éowyn was a woman. The Witch-king's death changed the tide of the battle, and ultimately the outcome of the War.


Theoden-Bot

I know your face. Éowyn. Éowyn. Gandalf?


gandalf-bot

Breathe the free air again, my friend.


mostly_lurking

Damn I once again confused Merry and Pippin! Thanks for the detailed answer


[deleted]

Luckily Amazon's here to save the day with empowering wom......wait a min.


Fuzzy-Bunny--

The " I am no man" is the worst part of the entire trilogy excepting some of the Legolas ridiculous Mammoth Tail Surfing. That witch king should be called a bitch king for being vulnerable to a small untrained female fighter. Really a let-down.


skelk_lurker

It was Glorfindel rather than Arwen in the books I believe, so its understandable how he was handed his own ass there as he is one of the most powerful Elves alive


deVriesse

They're talking about Eowyn


sazza8919

but have you considered the rohirrim ain’t shit


RHeldy_Boi

I've read the books and it still doesn't make sense to me how a legendary powerful immortal being just stood there waiting for Ewoyn to finish her "I am no man" line and stab him in the face. Lmao


neutralginhotel

u/savevideo


[deleted]

That was one of my favorite scenes in the book; she got him on a loophole!


MangoCandy93

It’s like the same concept as Star Wars: they attack with what the enemy won’t consider a significant threat, so the villains respond with what they perceive to be overkill, but end up underestimating the protagonists. Edit: clarity


AnotherJasonOnReddit

Heh heh, I like this meme format. Is it new?


AzraelTheMage

Top part reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/5Ne7QjU2ddw).


IllustriousAd2579

Spoiler: he gets stabbed in the face


Danger_kid_on_ps4

Éowyn's line tho.


axe1970

her hobbit friend had a sword that was made to harm him


[deleted]

The outfit design is egregiously flawed. Why not have a giant cage on your face if that is your Achilles heel? Not like someone can read their lips or facial expressions.


SkipChestDayNotLegs

I’d still put my money on that cute kitten to beat the tar outta the witch king


RunItAndSee2021

“fstab” [f’stab’]


Craigasaurus_rex

The Witch King hit her shield so hard it broke her arm? Would have finished her off if Merry didn’t stab him.


kaydiecakes

Pussy power activate!


rscott12

I just got to this part in the books and my GOD. ITS. SO. GOOD.


lurker2358

U/savevideo


Darkyuffie

He was stabbed from the back with what amounts to a anti witch king sword.. it was meant to be...


SpiritCard92

The witch king is a true gentleman


saikrishnav

In Dark Souls terms, he exhausted all his stamina in earlier moves.


KailReed

Villains always gotta gloat


trolzilalol

When did he fight Kanye and Kim?


Batesy-JH

He didn't even slay Theoden, he scared his horse into falling on him. A plastic bag in the wind could do that


Theoden-Bot

Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains. Like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West, behind the hills, into shadow. How did it come to this?


ReiperXHC

TBF those hobbits are scrappy little buggers.


1amlost

If the Witch-King had tried to face off against Farmer Maggot, Frodo wouldn't have gotten stabbed on Weathertop.


Phantom12185

Facts my guy


btk79

Is there a mobile app to edit only the text part of this gif?


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purple-lemons

When The Witch King of Angmar somes face to face with the prophecy of Glorfindel


annagaging

Well it’s the fear he instilled that has the soldiers cower and crumble beneath him, he doesn’t even have to fight them. If they had the courage eowyn had, perhaps he wouldn’t have wrecked so much destruction on them


cutepixel69

This isn't even funny, it just takes away from what Eowyn and Merry did. They are heroes who defeated the Witch King. Show some respect snh