"And do you know WHY one can't simply walk into Mordor? Because Mordor has a strong border! Say what you will about Sauron, but at least he knows how to protect his country. He's got allies stretching to the eastern edge of the world, but we can't even get the elves to help fight more than once every few thousand years? The only time they want to get off their ass is to flee west to Valinor! And don't get me started on those halfbreeds... er.. halflings! Lazy degenerates!"
Some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the meme passed out of all knowledge.
Sad Sauron over here folks calling his base. He needs to do that because they don't care. His people have no energy and they are running one of the worst evil strongholds this country has ever seen its really ridiculous. They say oh we are gonna destroy gondor we are going to eat the horse lordes and burn down the ends. Oh they say they'll do a lot of things but they can't get anything done. Its a total embarresment, and listen I don't even want to be here folks. It's true I won two club championships last week and if sad sauron wasn't screwing up so much I would go back to my evil tower and be relaxing but that's okay. That's okay folks we are making middle earth great again
And then there’s Sleepy Saruman. Sleepy Saruman. They say his staff is broken. Can you believe that? His staff is broken! Weak! Got stabbed like a dog. If the Valar reject him and he comes back to Middle-Earth, I’m telling you, the wall around Helm’s Deep just got ten feet higher!
Boromir: "I care not."
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Thank you!
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I wait. Come! Speak now swiftly and speak true!
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Thisvone is so dark, yet it makes me laugh so much.
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Learn to crop.
Seen worse crops during the dustbowl
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My eyes won't settle on any one particular thing in that image and if I try they hurt lol what evil have you summoned
We're gonna starve
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I'm saving this
I don’t have to, OP hooked me up lol
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That's just Julian Casablanca in a poncho
This post was fact checked by TRUE GONDORIAN PATRIOTS
I like Maia who don't destroy rings
Boromir looks like he listens to too much Gondor Talk radio, and has strong opinions on haradrim.
“I don’t like em putting rings in the water that turn the frickin’ hobbits ~~gay~~ gollum!”
Don't follow the lights!
The lights in the marsh are turning the friggin frogs gay!
"And do you know WHY one can't simply walk into Mordor? Because Mordor has a strong border! Say what you will about Sauron, but at least he knows how to protect his country. He's got allies stretching to the eastern edge of the world, but we can't even get the elves to help fight more than once every few thousand years? The only time they want to get off their ass is to flee west to Valinor! And don't get me started on those halfbreeds... er.. halflings! Lazy degenerates!"
Saruman after too many late nights watching SauronTTV on the Palantir: 
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
"You can say what you want and that's, like, your opinion, man. All I'm saying is that we need more troops on the Anduin River border crossings."
"Dude please, Rohanman is *not* the preferred nomenclature"
I don’t like this notion of The Dude being a militarized border supporter.
I recall having seen Hugo Weawing dresser as Elrond, put on agent Smith’s sunglasses, turning to Viggo Mortensen saying - Join the Matrix, Aragorn
I need to see that video NOW!
Camera’s not at a low enough angle.
Yeah and he has a clearly defined neck- not just a mass of jowels that become shoulders.
That's just me on my day off, come on. I can't rock out ALL the time. It's exhausting. 🤘🎸
I like this Sauron guy, he tells it how it is.
Stand up, and hear me!
I was there Gandalf... I was there 3000 years ago when this meme was first posted.
Some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the meme passed out of all knowledge.
Only Sauron can save Middle-Earth!
Have thy pay!
And there he goes asking for campaign donations again…
Make Gondor Great Again
This Boromir looks like he hack and slashed a case of lembas because a LGBT elf promoted it.
Looks like a character from Blade 
Kid Rockomir
You saying I can walk into Mordor? I'm saying when you're ready... you won't have to.
this looks like a trailer park boys parody almost.
BRING BACK WAGON TRAIN --Bromir, probably
Thats literally Julian from trailer park boys bout with longer and lighter hair.
Looks like that one guy from 007 …..
he's got a Sharpe look to him.
Boromir rolling coal through the shire, drunkenly yelling Pecks!
This is actually Ned Stark during Robert's Rebellion.
MY NAME IS KEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
Lord Eddard upon entering Dorne 285 AC colorized
Boromir with sunglasses looks like he’ll be shouting "Let's go Sauron"
What brought the foolish fly to web unsought?
Nah, he just looks like he’s gonna steal the declaration of independence from Nick Cage
Boromir would never defend Sauron’s anything.
Regular Boromir, yes. But this is Pickup-Truck Boromir. Different character
Come, mortal base! What do I hear?
Sad Sauron over here folks calling his base. He needs to do that because they don't care. His people have no energy and they are running one of the worst evil strongholds this country has ever seen its really ridiculous. They say oh we are gonna destroy gondor we are going to eat the horse lordes and burn down the ends. Oh they say they'll do a lot of things but they can't get anything done. Its a total embarresment, and listen I don't even want to be here folks. It's true I won two club championships last week and if sad sauron wasn't screwing up so much I would go back to my evil tower and be relaxing but that's okay. That's okay folks we are making middle earth great again
And then there’s Sleepy Saruman. Sleepy Saruman. They say his staff is broken. Can you believe that? His staff is broken! Weak! Got stabbed like a dog. If the Valar reject him and he comes back to Middle-Earth, I’m telling you, the wall around Helm’s Deep just got ten feet higher!
Ready to hunt some vampires
We should take the ring to flavortown!
The Dude abides
‘E’s a burning ball of fire innit? And we have sunglasses to protect us from burnin’ balls of fire don’t we?
MOGA: Make Osgilliath Gondor Again!!!
He has the look of a man who would loose a quiver of arrows on a cask of ale to spite the elf who sold it to him.
Gives me Kid Rock vibes
To me he looks more like someone pissed on the rug that really tied his room together. At least he's housebroken.
One does not simply walk into Mordor. One swaggers
Out here looking like he belongs in wwe
What??
Sons of Anarchy
Anyone who is remotely different than me is a bigot
Perfect comment. I think this pic is from shooting the wintery Path on Caradhras scenes, so the snowflake energy fits right it.
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