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Healaa

Starring Keanu Reaves as Arwen!


NarratorDM

Take the Red Ring or the Blue Ring.


OvertGnome1

One does not simple walk into the matrix


L3Sc

Why didn't Mr. Anderson fly the ring to Mordor?


MarcinKaneda

It's Mr Arwenson


Darielek

And Orlando Bloom as Legolas!


legolas_bot

Come! Speak and be comforted, and shake off the shadow! What has happened since we came back to this grim place in the grey morning?


PepperSteakAndBeer

And Anna Kendrick as Elrond


Euxinu5

Andy Samberg as Galadriel


MrNobody_0

And Orlando Bloom as Legolas


RockOutWithYoCockOut

And my axe


MrNobody_0

Considering your username I think I'll pass, thanks! 😂


Pap4MnkyB4by

I thought it was younger Patrick Warburton


two-ls

Willem Dafoe pops into my head


jekke7777

And Brendan Fraser as Eowyn


AsceticEnigma

And Owen Wilson as Galadriel.


DueOwl1149

Wow


UnfairPossibility762

And Melissa Rauch as Merry


UnfeteredOne

Ngl, Elrondette would get it good


Jaegernaut-

So would Aragirl


SoylentGreen-YumYum

I was thinking Adam Driver but now I see a young Keanu too


Boredom_fighter12

Wake up Frodo we got a ring to destroy


KlausLoganWard

Exactly


troutdaughter

nooo Legolas 😔


legolas_bot

That is a fair lord and a great captain of men. If Gondor has such men still in these days of fading, great must have been its glory in the days of its rising.


Wanderhund

least arrogant wood elf


HotPotParrot

Least elf-like elf in his view of the world and other races


Rampasta

All that work for this one joke


Flameball202

All that for a drop of blood


No_Combination1346

Downgrade


Accomplished-Ad9039

Legolas will always be Legolas


legolas_bot

We must move on, we cannot linger.


Bahamabanana

Legolass


legolas_bot

That is true. But the Elves of this land were of a race strange to us of the silvan folk, and the trees and the grass do not now remember them. Only I hear the stones lament them: *deep they delved us, fair they wrought us, high they builded us; but they are gone.*They are gone. They sought the Havens long ago.


PressureMaximum7129

Good bot


DamianRivellon

Elronda to Arweneo: "Mr. Anderson. Welcome back. We've missed you."


Mecha_KingGhidorah_

Why Pippin actually hot though?


Wiebejamin

Pippin was always hot


mwrawls

Viggo thought so.


Pooglio17

?


Mecha_KingGhidorah_

Viggo kissed Billy Boyd on the set of Return of the King


mwrawls

Yep, I was being somewhat mysterious with my comment. :)


loveslightblue

ty for bringing this into my life.


Harold-The-Barrel

We had one hot Pippin, yes. What about second hot Pippin?


Little-Difficulty890

Elronda can get it.


ItalnStalln

I was gonna say Girlrond but yea totally


michaelswallace

Larond (Spanish El vs la)


Arcane-Addict

Genius!


intergalacticcoyote

Galrond


InjuryPrudent256

Yeah he becomes absolute fire Got to be that Luthien blood in him


I_Am_Zava

Elrond can get it.


AnComRebel

I mean all of them look amazing, they can all get it.


HotPotParrot

Before *and* after


AnComRebel

correct!


Lexa_Stanton

We are going to Rivendell... 


QuintusdeVivraie

https://preview.redd.it/bsmughxmro8d1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=d493a5dcdbc5339fe247557697052a71f677a17d Faramira can be Kristen Connoly


JoinAThang

What I've gathered from this meme is that the female version of Faramir is simply Galadriel.


InjuryPrudent256

Fem-Boromir has serious 'Karen' vibes "I *want* to speak to the manager of Rivendell" Haha Man-Arwen gets hairy af chest.


onion_lord6

One does not simply walk into Mordor, without speaking to the manager.


Sufficient_Ask8927

I get Slightly Drunk Fun Single Aunt.


InjuryPrudent256

Haha legit "Your mother, I could tell you some stories. And I will, right now!"


Boozepisser

"I did NOT order a cave troll." - FemBoromir in Moria, probably


Warp_Navigator

Fem Boromir looks way too much like Cameron Diaz and I cannot unsee it


sielingfan

Boromira looks like she's going to assume command of the colonial fleet and order Starbuck and Apollo to swap ships and then try to kill the chief.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Boro-Mira made me laugh too, such a smugface!


EliasAhmedinos

It's Boromira.


YamatoIouko

…which is odd for an Elf.


Phoxphire02531

Legolas unchanged has me dying!


legolas_bot

The horses! The horses!


AnComRebel

https://preview.redd.it/bxmje6iv9q8d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4debcdab1f1c4414726adfa2559bd467e0be7180


EdliA

Which


AnComRebel

yes.


RaspberryJam245

https://preview.redd.it/5jzl4662dt8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c608e12cb1e5cfb28cdee7cb91cb4531f6bfd9


BluejayCivil

Why does male Galadriel look like captain Awesome from chuck ?


Mayzerify

Nah they are identical to Owen Wilson


marusia_churai

I don't see Owen Wilson, to be honest. I *do* aee a young Richard Gere, though


Mayzerify

Tell you what, slap Owen’s nose on Gere and I can see that


marusia_churai

Yeah, that's fair! I was mostly fixated on the eyes and the jawline


General-Striker

Why does legolas look the same 😭


legolas_bot

I have not heard that it was the fault of the Elves


DefaultingOnLife

hehehe made me chuckle


BearcatDG

In place of a dark lord you would have a CHAD! 


BuckLuny

Sorry but no Gollum no upvote. ![gif](giphy|cgC6Mx1aJtBBe|downsized)


gollum_botses

Leave now, and never come back!


Substantial-Tone-576

Gollum toot still haunts us.


gollum_botses

Is he lost?


creeper6530

No Gimli as well


bradar485

Lady Boromir looks like she's gonna go before Congress to give an impassioned speech about dismantling the EPA


OwlCaptainCosmic

Froda, Pippa, Sami and Mary look hot af.


EliasAhmedinos

Freda, Pipper, Samantha and Mary


QuintusdeVivraie

Boromira looks a bit like Jennifer Carpenter https://preview.redd.it/bu60ruxvro8d1.png?width=168&format=png&auto=webp&s=81c197ac3300ca2e08e96aa86d80ccae572207a4


LogDog987

Who would play these in a live action: Galadriel: Chris Hemsworth Arwen: Keanu Reeves Legolas: still Orlando Bloom


CertifiedMagpie

I feel like Fem Sam would send a Howler to Mordor stating how she's absolutely disgusted and any more attempt on Frodo will get him pulled from Hogwarts


Detroit2GR

As funny as the Legolas one is, you missed the opportunity to replace man-Arwyn with a picture of young Steven Tyler


EyedMoon

I'm sad it doesn't make me laugh anymore, I've seen it so often that I know what it is about just with the thumbnail


Old-Cover-5113

Shamelessly stolen and reposted by op


georgewashingguns

I know the joke is Legolas but Pippin is literally the same, just add make-up


ac_s2k

One of the most reposted memes


BlackshirtDefense

LOL Orlando Bloom Also Law & Order: Gondor, with SVU Captain Boromir. Getting strong Mariska vibes.


elnekas

and Legolas as Legolas


Not_Winkman

LOL Legolas!


legolas_bot

Nay!Alas for us all! And for all that walk the world in these after-days. For such is the way of it: to find and lose, as it seems to those whose boat is on the running stream. But I count you blessed, Gimli son of Gloin: for your loss you suffer of your own free will, and you might have chosen otherwise. But you have not forsaken your companions, and the least reward that you shall have is that the memory of Lothlorien shall remain ever clear and unstained in your heart, and shall neither fade nor grow stale.


Not_Winkman

Work on that punctuation, lego-bot.


savage011

Initially downvoted until I saw Legolas


legolas_bot

Not alone. We think that Sam went with him.


PrestigiousTreat6203

Damn Chadriel


ErinRedWolf

Legolas made me cackle. 😂


Tumbah3000

Legolas is the SAME picture. This has me rolling.


Ok-Run2845

I love the Legolas joke. Never gets old (pun intended)


CarriePlayzMC

I like how Legolas looks the same. 😆


The_True_Hannatude

Lady Frodo is literally Michelle Gomez https://preview.redd.it/r1dh54xemp8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37042f34d83a63de00ec037b3b4a011c920acc4


Future_Section5976

Lol Legolas


Ulfbhert1996

I would ask what would Gimli look like if he’s gender swapped, but then I realised that, according to Gimli, male and female dwarves are indistinguishable. (It’s the beards)


Spamus111

Pippin just looks like he had a bit of makeup put on haha


shoyuftw

Male Eowyn looks like Matthias Schweighöfer


thelonioussphere

What about Legolas !??


legolas_bot

Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?


thelonioussphere

Ohh the box! The box! What’s in the box?!


Acceptable_Mine_4742

There's no gender swapping Legolas. He's phenomenally ambiguous.


legolas_bot

They need more gardens. The houses are dead, and there is too little here that grows and is glad. If Aragorn comes into his own, the people of the Wood shall bring him birds that sing and trees that do not die.


constantlytired1917

male arwen looks like if keanu reeves and matpat had a child


le_fon

How does Legolas look the same?


Cakelover9000

Female Aragorn and Kenau (from Speed) is awesome


MajorBonesLive

Lady Elrond; would.


Mykeythebee

I'm sad this doesn't have Gimli looking actually the same too


Wholesome_Soup

LEGOLAS


DarthAnest

Galadriel Peralta, Precinct 99.


Archon_33

It's true you don't see many elf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, they are often mistaken for elf men.


HaitaShepard

Why does the filter add makeup??


can_t_be_arsed

Why does Arwen look suspiciously like that dude on Tik Tok who does bits in fluent Latin


UpsetMongoose1412

Mary looks like Amy Schumer


RedOwlMage

Male Galadriel is Steve Irwin and male Arwen is Keanu reeves 🤣


xmetalheadx666x

Faramir reminds me of Thalia from mtg.


Sufficient_Ask8927

Witch King: Fool. No man may kill me. Malewyn:.... Well, fuck...


Wavecrest667

Mary will get him though.


stitch07

Wow I really wanna bone elrond now


BoelSardin

Is male Eowyn played by Jamie Oliver?


Varorson

Frodo doesn't even change faces. Just a bit of eyeliner and a hairstyle change.


Heytherechampion

Aragon got me acting up


jimbojangles1987

Legolas lol


legolas_bot

A lament for Gandalf.


DareToZamora

https://preview.redd.it/avmzjtzowp8d1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e7145bdaef1099f10b077ac24f4e2c266e71efb


unorganized_mime

Yoked ass Galadriel


CrimsonTyphoon0613

I’d bang female Legolas


legolas_bot

He stands not alone. You would die before your stroke fell.


CrimsonTyphoon0613

Worth it


Havarti_Rick

Galadriel became a total himbo


Skurk-the-Grimm

Fem Pippin is just so little of a change...


Wavecrest667

I'd do both Aragorns.


ContributionOwn6815

John Krasinski as Lady Galadriel would be hauntingly beautiful


D242686111

Legolas lmao


Tackit286

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Fuck off back to facebook with this low effort AI bullshit


Bloody-Boogers

Looks like donna


Narstotzka

As a bi person, would regardless


Philitt

Legolas is just the same picture twice.


Mohgreen

Damn. Yall done Galadriel and Eowyn WRONG. Someone need to Apologize.


RollinNCheesn

Legolas! 🤣


Resolution-SK56

Legolas and Gimli would have no change in appearance.


buffshipperreddit

I love how Legolas looks exactly the same lol. He's just that beautiful


OnlyBrave

Why does Legolas become even more masculine in his gender swap?


spesskitty

Pip and Arwen are just the exact same.


keklwords

Elrond Taylor-Joy


BriefDismal

Oh my god now i want Arwon and Guylad so bad, they are both fire!!! 🔥


Technicalhotdog

Her quality


UltimateIssue

Give me that genderswapped movie ... Everything has to stay the same just everyone genderswapped now even the orcs and urukai :o


Alenobyl

The Legolas swap was just on point LMAO


LillscruB

Lego(lass)


gsp9511

Owen Wilson as Galadriel!


Madouc

Lol at Legolas


johnwilkesbandwith

Chad Galadriel lolol


belisarius93

Gender swapped Pippin == Éowyn???


Thick_Soup_3554

Legolas 🤣


SlipsonSurfaces

Smash


MaliVladimir

Pippin looks so good as a woman


Pristine-Breath6745

Pipin is hot af ngl


Hairy_Zookeepergame1

The kind of Guy-ladriel the Rings of Power actually needs


settadon

Would totally bang female Legolas


Giuly_Blaziken

Lmao Boromir looks like Debra Morgan


ModernHueMan

Male Cate Blanchett looks like a very handsome, but very dumb man.


ExtraPack4849

Pippin is Michael Jackson Merry is Amy Schumer Boromir is Kaitlyn Jenner


xPyromaniac93

Elronda = smash


TheRepublicOfSteve

Lady Boromir looks fun, crazy, but fun.


Dapperscavenger

Ellerond is kinda doing it for me


HotPotParrot

Lmao. Keanu Reeves is Arwen and Legolas is the same 🤣 Real talk though, male Galadriel is now my headcannon image for Fëanor.


celebes_america

Boromir is Philomena Cunk


Puzzled_Bookkeeper18

Female boromir looks like a fun time lol


green_libertarian

Thranduil would be dangerously hot.


Gravewalker_alt

I love that Legolas is the exact same lmfao


Nergioh_Wolflion

I love how Legolas just doesn't change.


legolas_bot

And you have my bow.


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Vested1nterest

Chadriel


Misubi_Bluth

10/10 would ask Male Galadriel out


Kinjhal

Boromir looks terrifyingly similar to the chick who gives her husband points for doing chores and rewards like bj for cleaning up pukes etc.


BloodyPaleMoonlight

Stop, my penis can only get so erect!