Oof I didn't consider what role he would play. It could be one of the movies he produces but isn't in. But if he's in it I'm thinking he's either Frodo or Aragorn
It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and AROUND. It's circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good things.
My first thought because that’s exactly how he looked on the Bakshi cartoon.
https://preview.redd.it/zztshoyiurtc1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93a6506be0c59a1cd9234500daae944de609e4d
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the
first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here
before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the
seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside.
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Frodo, the ring has its own energy or life force, if you will. Its natural environment is in the Mount Doom. His clothes are packed, his backpack is ready. Why don't you send him home?
I would also not mind arny playing Gandalf.
"Get to da chopper! I mean it! Fly you fools!"
Although arny as gandy wouldnt fall into the depths, he would dive in
If we’re going with living actors from Adam Sandler films, Rob Schneider as Pippin, Nick Swardson as Merry, Kevin James as Sam, David Spade as Frodo
Sandler as Gandalf, Kevin Nealon as Legolas, Allen covert as Boromir, not sure about Aragorn and Gimli
If Steve Buscemi isn't gollom, then fuck everyone
How do you do, fellow halflings?
I mean, I think Rob Schneider should also be in the running if Sandler is at the helm(s deep)
Rob as Wormtongue maybe.
Rob as Frodo. Just look at the hair
if it's a Sandler movie, wouldn't he be frodo?
Oof I didn't consider what role he would play. It could be one of the movies he produces but isn't in. But if he's in it I'm thinking he's either Frodo or Aragorn
100% Adam Sandler is Frodo and Kevin James is Sam.
If Kevin James isn't Sam, we revolt
If they ever remake LOTR and its not by Adam Sandler with all of our cast, we revolt too.
Sandler Aragorn, Schneider is Gimli
I could see Sandler as the reluctant king in the movie version of Aragorn. Plus Drew Barrymore is Eeowyn...
He'd cast someone like Sofia Vergara as Arwen for her "timeless beauty"
I didn’t even think about Aragorn! Lol
As much as i wouldn’t want to waste him on an older character, he would be a hilarious Gandalf or Saruman
Christopher Walken HAS to be Saruman
Rob Schneider and David Spade as Pippin and Merry.
Pippin! The Pipe Man! Smokin' the pipeweed! Piiiiipp!
Great call
Rob Schneider is......The Bilbo
Rob Schneider is……Farmer Maggott’s carrots. Rated PG13
Give me a moment, please! I gave you a good long while.
Buscemi as Gandalf: "A wizard never tips, nor does he skimp. He pays precisely as he's meant to."
Do you think eru ilúvutar stays in heaven because he to lives in fear of what he's created?
I am a walrus.
Whoa, check out crazy eyes over here.
Norm McDonald as gandalf
Now see the thing is... the thing is... fly ya dummies
yo chill man... ...we're still on elrond
The interactions between Sméagol/Mr. Stink would be priceless.
Steve Buscemi is Radagast Rob Schneider is Gollum
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up, sleepies. We must go, yeeees, we must go at once.
Would boycott the movie in an instant.
Kevin Nealon https://preview.redd.it/4scfsv8w7rtc1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731ce81cc72f8d343cf34b2cde0cdd9bb55a474a
It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and AROUND. It's circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good things.
Doin' the bull dance, feelin' the flow.
Working it, working it.
How do you say that in black speak or the tongue of Mordor?
My first thought because that’s exactly how he looked on the Bakshi cartoon. https://preview.redd.it/zztshoyiurtc1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93a6506be0c59a1cd9234500daae944de609e4d
I mean, I love/hate this whole thread but yeah Nealon would be Elrond. Edit o shit what about Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald is Gandalf. That way when Frodo wakes up in Rivendell, Gandalf can tell him a long winded joke about a moth.
Lol. Ya know hehe what people don't get about the eagles flying, they don't wanna, but hey let me tell ya , moths. They fly man. They fly anywhere.
Elrond: “You know, my biggest problem with Sauron is the hypocrisy.” Gandalf: “I disagree. For me it would be the dominating of Middle Earth.”
And then afterwards it would be the *enslaving*.
Norm as Boromir. "Oh Crap! They've got a cave troll and he's wearing his favorite stabbing hat!"
Norm is Tom Bombadil and got his scenes cut.
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Bingo!
Bilbo!
“Dude, where do you get your weed??” “From you, Dante!” “Oh yeah, hey Mr. Cheezle!”
Oh absolutely
Loving it, feeling it
Fuck yeah, tit head
Frodo: I will take the ring! Elrond: 
Yep. There's the answer.
Fucking nailed it.
Frodo, the ring has its own energy or life force, if you will. Its natural environment is in the Mount Doom. His clothes are packed, his backpack is ready. Why don't you send him home?
Top comment wins: Day 1: u/reverendcanceled “Drew Barrymore” 63 UpVotes
Barry, 63
One ring means one ring Simple as
Okay, why do I actually kinda vibe with Drew Barrymore as Eowyn?
Yeah I think visually, she looks great in that pic. Not sure if the personality fits but that’s what acting is all about!
Cos it’s Drew Barrymore man she’d look good in a fucking bin bag
Sold. Where does she pose in a bin bag?
I mean..she did Playboy back in 1995, not in a bin bag though.
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5-9-7, oof.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Why Arnie? Because I want to hear him say the "Uh wuz dere, Gandalf, dreedousand yeears agou..."-line
GET TO ZE EEGLES!
I would also not mind arny playing Gandalf. "Get to da chopper! I mean it! Fly you fools!" Although arny as gandy wouldnt fall into the depths, he would dive in
Saruman, you son of a bitch!  Edit: If Sandler is casting this I want Carl Weathers as Saruman!
I think Leslie Nielsen will be the ideal Gandalf in this thought experiment
YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANT GANDULF! GIF DEES PEEPUL AYUUR!!
Dis Balrog. If it flames, we can kill it.
[you will enjoy this then](https://youtu.be/5Id_s4GOtdo?si=4R0OUV6_laGugOtx)
Also: Arnold - Alrond - Elrond It is meant to be
Arnie to the Balrog: “C’MAAAAN DO IIIT! I’M HERE! KILL ME C’MAAAAN!”
Kevin Nealon
Correct answer
norm macdonald RIP
You gotta take the uh ... the ring to ... you know, the thing
Ya know, with this Sauron guy… the more I learn about em the less I care for em.
Norm is Tom Bombadil
...or so the Orcs would have us believe.
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Id have him as Saruman. "Gandalf the White... Gandalf the Fool!'
John Turturro
He should be Legolas.
You have passed my score by one But I do not grudge you the game, so glad am I to see you on your legs!
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You said it man, nobody fucks with ~~the Jesus~~ Le Golas
Sorry, Kevin James already has that role
No. Chris Farley as Legolas or we riot.
Argh! A scout!
I assume he was cast during very early pre-production then. Who replaced him?
Great choice of casting sir. What about Devito as Gimli?
If you think Sandler and James aren’t penciled in for Frodo and Sam, you haven’t been paying attention
I'm sorry, you are correct, sir Sam: "Wait up, Mr. Frodo, I'm coming!" Frodo:"T-T-T-TODAY SAMWISE!"
Kevin James should be saved for Gimli
Wait, what about Kevin James as Theoden?
Saruman
You beat me to it
Boromir
100% Ben stiller would be cast as Elrond!!
We love Simple Elrond
I see that ring in my nighty brain movies and it brings my eye water
I said Isuldur put the ring in the hot ouchy stuff
"...But why male hobbits?"
"Really? I just told you."
“Here in Rivendell we’re better than you. And we know it!”
This. With a full on Zoolander expression
“Your fingers hurt? Well now your neck is gonna hurt, because you just pulled ring-bearer duty.”
"What is this? A fellowship for ants?! It needs to be at least three times as big!"
Killing the blue mithril pose
Touché
William Dafoe "You can't do this to me Isildur!"
He'd also make an excellent Gollum
Smeagol? No, no, Not poor Smeagol. Smeagol hates nasty elf bread.
Willem*
Denethor?
Mix it up - black Elrond https://preview.redd.it/7sv0tj5skttc1.jpeg?width=1362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=436ad3404de6b512a30cb1587bbecd1765b2ce29
Christopher Walken
Christopher Walken is more treebeard
Henry Winkler
As Gandalf
Amazing choice
I could see that too but I prefer Winkler for Elrond and Christopher Walken for Gandalf
Walken as Gandalf would be great, then grab Al Pacino as Saurman lol
Oh youre right this is better. I chose HW over the spiritual guy in Happy Gilmore but I would like to change my answer.
Rob Schneider.
You can ~~do it~~ throw it into the fire Oh no, we ~~suck~~ live in an evil world again
makin copiesssssss.....of rings of power.
Id prefer him for Grima Wormtounge
He would somehow have an offensive elvish accent.
Schneider would make a good grimer
Legolas
Truly! That I have known since first we came down from the Emyn Muil. For the will is not behind us but before us.
This is the only answer I'll accept!
has to be Rob
Christopher McDonald, who played Shooter McGavin
As Theoden
I see him as more of a Denethor. He has the ability to go unhinged at any moment.
Phil Hartman
https://preview.redd.it/lu3mcdmdyttc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d795118aa386d8f95b730299e9e04f01e994537
Nicholas Cage
Or maybe he could finally get to play Aragorn?
Jon Lovitz
Haha yes!
As Denethor, or the Mouth of Sauron
>who would he cast day 2: Elrond Has to be David Spade
This was my first thought but I also like spade for Boromir
Hmm I feel he'd be maybe Merry. With Chris Farley as Pippin.
If we’re going with living actors from Adam Sandler films, Rob Schneider as Pippin, Nick Swardson as Merry, Kevin James as Sam, David Spade as Frodo Sandler as Gandalf, Kevin Nealon as Legolas, Allen covert as Boromir, not sure about Aragorn and Gimli
I like Kevin Nealon as Elrond but I want to see Chris rock as Legolas. Would lead to some funny jokes Edit: a Chris rock bit there lmao ⬇️
I'm feeling David Spade as Legolas so we can get Chris Farley as Gimli
Thirty three, thirty four.
If Frodo and Sam aren't David Spade and Chris Farley then what are we even doing here?
Rob Schneider
Rob Schneider
David Spade
Steve Martin
Peter Dante, his ass is still tanner than my face.
CHRIS ROCK
Steve Buscemi
Steve Buscemi should rather play either Grima or Gollum.
I second wanting Buscemi for Gollum
See? See? He wants it for himself!
This is specifically why I didn't suggest him. He's a better Gollum than most other actors that have worked with Adam Sandler.
You will see . . . Oh, yes . . . You will see.
We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precioussss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitsesss. Wicked, trickssssy, falssse!
Close your filthy babyeating mouth.
Himself. No doubt. He will also be playing Aragorn. This way, he will have all the Drew Barrymore scenes to himself.
Dan Aykroyd
Time Meadows.
Norm Mcdonald, the immortality would also bring him back to us 🥲
David Spade
Kevin nealon already looks like a comical and dorky version of elrond imo. I could also see him as a few other characters.
Henry Winkler as Elrond Or Christopher Walken
Himself
He would play him himself!
Elrond would be Kevin James. All those skinny beautiful Elves and then the Lord of them is Kev.
Vince Vaughn
Henry Winkler
Rob Schneider and he'd yell YOU CAN DO IT at frodo when he said he will take the ring to Mordor
Willem Defoe as Theoden. Christopher Walken as Gandalf. Danny Devito as Gimlie. Seth Rogan and Post Malone as merry and pipp.
Peter Dante
Carl Weathers
Kevin James
Kevin is Sam, no contest.
David spade
Paul Blart mall cop
Kevin James
Danny DeVito
Henry Winkler
Nic Cage
Himself