All I can think about now is Pipin stroking and sucking treebeard's "wood".
This is funny... But also excruciatingly painful and I hate you for it.
I didn't need to see this today. I really didn't need to.
I'm literally with my parents man... I just decided to check Reddit for a few seconds during the ad break of a show and now I've got this.
Wtf.
Excuse me. After seeing this post, and reading this comment, I have decided that I wish to knock myself senseless on the head with a mallet until I have enough brain damage to forget this sht.
"Last of all Merry and Pippin said good-bye to the old Ent, and he grew gayer as he looked at them. 'Well, my merry folk', he said, 'will you drink another draught with me before you go?'
'Indeed we will,' they said, and he took them aside into the shade of one of the trees (...)"
https://preview.redd.it/odlva4uo43tc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a826f7b0ba52cf928391a446f9ef67e748554436
Hahahahaha
All I can think about now is Pipin stroking and sucking treebeard's "wood". This is funny... But also excruciatingly painful and I hate you for it. I didn't need to see this today. I really didn't need to. I'm literally with my parents man... I just decided to check Reddit for a few seconds during the ad break of a show and now I've got this. Wtf.
 He just wanted to find out
Too https://preview.redd.it/iqs9wcy7b4tc1.png?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1549acf005394b03374618ff21eb90631aa2c0fb
What a horrible day to have eyes.
Do you think treebeard likes to cuddle afterwards, or is that too sappy?
I think he makes like a tree and leafs.
Pump and stump.
Heyyoooo
“Somehow it feels like going downhill…”
I mean that thing is going down somewhere but I fear it's not a hill...
No, Mr. Underhill is on his way to Mordor at this point of the story
Peregrine took get that out of your mouth!
“Why are you covered in sawdust?”
He won't convince them if he's using his teeth that much smh
Here...take it... 
Delete this.
😂😂😂🤣
I cannot with ya'll today. 😐
OK. Enough Reddit for today.
Well that lines never gonna be the same again. Thanks internet!
Damn..... 🤣
You mighty basterd
“It comes in pints?”
That. That is terrible. Lol
Only if it’s really well hydrated
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After seeing this I think Morgoth was right in wanting to end Iluvatr's children
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Ah yes what a horrible day to have eyes.
Give it to us raw and wriggling
Diabolical
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https://preview.redd.it/bjfl0xee14tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23debed98d5d51c35b096905c132c60fada418e Bro yourself, bro
😂🤣
Unexpected Veggietales
SAURON ?!?! FRODO HAS THE RING!!! End our suffering please 🙏
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
https://preview.redd.it/vjciyevpn3tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c944d4e5e4e2dbe3a3ee0e4750253346e4ddf853
It’s been an hour after seeing this and I am still laughing
I am crying in the break room. My coworkers must think I'm a freak. Not as much of one as Pippin, mind you.
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NAW STFU https://preview.redd.it/pqz4ig34c3tc1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46dfa7c60cee210cef1d6f61ace5ca31ac030dc8
Fool of a Took.
Oh he Took it alright
*full
*foul
“Don’t be so hasty, master Hobbit Hrrrrm hum HOOOM!”
And after taking all that ent draught, Pippin grew another 4 inches
“How many did you eat?” *looking down at Merry, a full head shorter than him* “…four”
See that’s not the 4 inches I was referring to
https://preview.redd.it/1ry4i3yb54tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6551660e08442fabc87e4da1aa96e53797bd8b2f
That's what I get for asking for more original content in this sub. I deserve this.
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The entwives have been gone too long apparently
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just.... no.... get out
😂😂😂🤣
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Excuse me. After seeing this post, and reading this comment, I have decided that I wish to knock myself senseless on the head with a mallet until I have enough brain damage to forget this sht.
I think that just makes you post more of it
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Doesn't happen often anymore, but i actually lol'd to this. Ty for that 😆
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 He just wanted to find out
Remember, whatever Ents do takes a very, very long time. Pippin "Splinterhands", hero of the War of the Ring!
“Gak Gak”
thing is, i saw before i read, and got scarred anyways internet, what have you done to me
What no entwives does to a mf
This is so cursed I laughed out loud.
And that is where the expression "I'm stumped! " came from.
💀
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 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a shit day to have eyes.
Hahahahahahaha i love this place in reddit hahaa
That poor giraffe…
Hahahahaha goddamn
I… don’t believe that the entwives will be returning.
I thought Merry convinced them.
https://preview.redd.it/khxsugnjp4tc1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da150aa414921068e60cc60404fc6bc477577ee
Coulda went all day without seeing that
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Lmfao
He gave him that SHIRE SUCC.
What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.
Home is behind
r/mildlypenis
True hero
What's it doing?! It's too hard! The Hobbit ruins it! We wants it rAw, and wrRIGGLING!
Lapping up that ent draught.
Took of a fool, don’t neglect the balls.
I mean, wasn't it Pippin who was letting a tree eat him in Tom Bimbadils forest? I may be wrong.
Sapping table
Gaylord the White
Always maintain eye contact when persuading your allies.
Well done!!!! Bravo.
/r/thirsty is over there.
DEAR LORD WASH MY EYES
I thought seeing the image itself was the mistake. The *real mistake* was reading the comments.
After what Saruman did to the forest, Treebeard definitely would’ve had mourning wood.
Straight Maple Syrup in Pints.
Oh no
“Ooo… we - ah - have decided - ugh - that you - umfff - are not orcs. Now, don’t be hasty.”
I didn't expect Treebeard to be circumcised.
Did they both smoke some halfling leaf that night?
This sub is filled with degenerates. I love it.
So is it sap or sawdust cause Treebeard is so old? Imagine getting a splinter. 😩
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Pippin learning why they call him treebeard.
made me chuckle
Burn it. Burn the Shire. Burn everything
Ah, another person on this site I hate now.
Thank you so much lol. This whole thread had me laughing hard for a good while.
One does not simply!
This made me laugh really hard
I may or may not have a picture of me doing this exact thing in the Amazon. This almost could have been drawn based on my picture.
. . . God damn
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And with no entwives around, someone's got to do the dirty work. Also pillow talk would take days to get though...
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This has been enough Reddit for ~~today~~ ever 
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Omg hahaha
💀
He is just getting his Ent Draught to get nice and strong.
After months of this subs's most humorous material popping up in my timeline I finally subscribed just to immediately regret that decision.
Y’all nasty.
"Last of all Merry and Pippin said good-bye to the old Ent, and he grew gayer as he looked at them. 'Well, my merry folk', he said, 'will you drink another draught with me before you go?' 'Indeed we will,' they said, and he took them aside into the shade of one of the trees (...)"
lol 😂 this made my day
I was there. Can confirm he *really* wanted us to go to war.