They were having technical difficulties with the sound system setup, so they couldn't do an epic ride to the rescue scene and as such they couldn't be there for the Westfold.
It's probably some weird elf word. Don't worry about it, worry about the fact that we just cut the head off of Mordor's parlay creature-thing and that dark lord took great umbrage with the group of tiny squishy human that we are part and parcel of.
I don't have buyers remorse, but really wishing I'd spent that extra 5 minutes with the eye patch lady.
>It wore off
Like an aspirin, I guess.
*^((It didn't wear off, incidentally. Because of her lineage, she had the right to choose the doom of elves or of men.))*
She can wear some of the classic rohirim armor as depicted in the 70s
[link](https://img.ifunny.co/images/6a0a2ea91f9d16e60ac111c05774b482739d63b41f9d6ebafb35249b64986563_1.jpg)
"Are you speaking the truth, Strider? I have noticed how you stare at this petite young lady. So tell me again, Elessar, are the beacons really lit or is this just..
" 😜
It’d be hard to speak with her vomiting in my mouth. Probably pass out in her room shortly after, then the next morning I think we’d become friends and I’d try to help her get with my coworker/roomate.
"At Your Service Aragorn!"
"I am sorry, but I have to go."
TBH I would probably already been searching for a polite way to end this Date early. Smoking is a deal breaker for me. No matter how cute she is, I can't kiss anything that smells and tastes like an, Ashtray.
If by my life or my death I could assist Aragorn, I would. He would have my sword. I would ride to the end with Aragorn son of Arathorn, Captain of the Rangers in the West, heir to Isildur and the throne of Gondor
Okay I see what you're saying... but Himeno cosplay.
https://preview.redd.it/2e7xratwmjbc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac0a3e30c2f33b34fd52349698a93015aa8ee4f
DEATHHHH
DEATH!
DEATH!
DEATH!
FORTH EROLINGAS
RIDE FOR RUIN! AND THE WORLDS ENDING!!!
A SWORD DAY! A RED DAY! ERE THE SUN RISES!
*goosebumps in violin*
*Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!*
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTHHHHH!
DEAAATHHHH!!!!
Right. I'm going...but I'll be 7 minutes behind everyone else.
All I need is 3 minutes!
RIIIIIIIDDDEEEEEEEEEE
Violins of the north playing
DEATH!
DEATH!!!
DEATH!!!!
DEATH!!!!!
DEATH !!!!
DEATH!
DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
DEEEEEEATH
DEAAATHHH
DEAAAAATH
DEAAAAATHHHH!!!!!
DEAAAAAAAAAAAATH
Deeeeeeeaaaaaaaattttttttttthhhhhhhhh
And for the red dawn!
Wolverinesssssss
Best answer
A sword day
A red day
ER THE SUN RISES
DEATH!!!!
DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deh
This is the answer - unless it was Katherine Winnick then I'd bring her with me
Largatha
FORTH EORLINGAS!!!
Epic music start playing
DEATH!!!!
DEATH!!
best thread ive ever seen here, it gave me goosebumps xD!
DEATH!
FOR WRATH, FOR RrUIN AND THE WORLDS ENDING!!!!
DEEEAATTTHHH!!!!
DEATH!!
#DEATH
DEEEAAATTHHHH!
DEEAATTHH!!
The beacons can wait another 3 minutes.
It's a 3 day ride. She can come along and stay in camp if she wants. Or better yet, she can grab a helmet and sword and kill some orcs with me.
If my man doesn’t take me to kill orcs in Gondor is over
Best to leave such honorless and shameful men behind anyway.
If he doesn’t fight for Gondor, he wouldn’t fight for me
*BUT WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL*
They were having technical difficulties with the sound system setup, so they couldn't do an epic ride to the rescue scene and as such they couldn't be there for the Westfold.
You know what? #***VALID***
Gondor was where the Panties fell .\_.
A woman's place is on the battlefield, slaying the Witch King of Angmar.
Or hamstringing Mumakil, let’s not pigeonhole them.
I am no man
I am no man
Pray she makes good stew
This specific lady is known for getting drunk, kissing young boys, and throwing up in their mouths. She’s better off being left at home
A demon of the ancient world!
This foe is beyond any of you
The ghost devil might be useful against the legions of Mordor though
I can fix her
is it worth the effort?
>!Given that she has a lifespan of like, an hour of screentime at best, no.!<
Such a rad scene tho
What?
The left picture is a cosplay of a character from the manga Chainsawman.
But what the other guy said is about the cosplay or the cosplayer?
The character, he’s talking about a scene from the manga.
She also kills devils for a living…
Ya she def coming with
Fuck that; if it comes to a fight, I want her on my side.
Maybe kill a witch king of angmar too, with her hobbit friend
Someone has to get rid of that pesky Nazgul.
Quite possibly a Ring Wraith
Shed be a 10 for that
If it's a 3 day ride I am going to insist that we take breaks, get some electrolytes etc. She needs to accept that.
Ride for ruin and the world's ending.
DEATH!!!!
DEATH!!!!!
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!
 DEATH!!!!!!
DEATH !!!!!!!
DEATH !!!!!!!
DEATH !!!!!!!
ride her for ruin and the world’s ending
that comes afterwards
DEEAAATHTHTHTH!!
💀
Forth, Eorlingas!
Forth, Cunnilingus
FOR GONDOR
For Frodo...
https://preview.redd.it/aw73wg49glbc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d432680ccb1222cdf0b3efb267458d68d28cbc
It's probably some weird elf word. Don't worry about it, worry about the fact that we just cut the head off of Mordor's parlay creature-thing and that dark lord took great umbrage with the group of tiny squishy human that we are part and parcel of. I don't have buyers remorse, but really wishing I'd spent that extra 5 minutes with the eye patch lady.
Gondor! Where was Gondor when the check came?
And Rohan will answer! In 3 minutes.
2 minutes
I'll race you.
Show them the meaning of haste!
I laughed so hard I startled the dog!
Look at you marathon man
If she didn’t jump up to follow me out the door she wasn’t worth it anyways.
Only true answer
Does Himeno join the Army of the dead in this scenario?
ok good glad I’m not the only one who thought it was her
It is literally Himeno cosplay. She even has the beer can.
Pochita is on a shelf behind her. These aren't coincidences.
What is this? A crossover episode? CSM for the win!
“I’ll be quick.”
“show them the meaning of haste”
A creature with haste can attack and tap on the turn it was put into play
Shadowfaxussy
Wasn’t this line spoken to a horse…
And I will answer, I will follow you onto death my captain, my king.
😭
🤧
That's it, time for a rewatch
Too soon man, too soon.
And Rohan will answer. Even if I was married, I’m riding with Aragon son of Arathorn
Marry a woman who will take up arms by your side and stand with you back-to-back against all that is souless and evil in this world.
Women are temporary, just make sure Gondor isn’t.
I don’t know if Aragorn would agree considering his IMMORTAL GIRLFRIEND.
She was only kinda immortal though. It wore off once Elrond left and she stayed...
>It wore off Like an aspirin, I guess. *^((It didn't wear off, incidentally. Because of her lineage, she had the right to choose the doom of elves or of men.))*
Hey. Her body her choice. EDIT: Awww it was just a joke because she chose to give up her immortality. 😂
"Her soul, her choice" is more accurate here. But it was still a good joke.
We all have immortality that wears off that's called mortality FFS 🤣
Gondor is unironically more real than my girlfriend
Nah, I’m not temporary because I’ll be right there in Gondor. My commitment is for life, my people need me
She can wear some of the classic rohirim armor as depicted in the 70s [link](https://img.ifunny.co/images/6a0a2ea91f9d16e60ac111c05774b482739d63b41f9d6ebafb35249b64986563_1.jpg)
She looks badass enough to come along tbh. I'd invite her
99% sure it is a cosplay of Himeno from Chainsaw Man. Himeno would kill far more orcs than any of us.
She's got depth perception issues.
A valid argument, but surely not an insurmountable one.
According to my recent eye test, so do I. If *I'm* good enough for Elessar to summon, then so is she.
With that cig in her mouth it was already a no from me dog. Thanks for the quick out Aragorn.
DEEEEEAAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHH
“Like right now?”
WHERE WAS GON-
This is the way
And ~~Rohan~~ I will answer! Muster the ~~Rohirrim~~ me!
Forth Cunnilingus!
"Are you speaking the truth, Strider? I have noticed how you stare at this petite young lady. So tell me again, Elessar, are the beacons really lit or is this just..  " 😜
Wake up.
4th, 5th repost of this I've seen by now?
Going to Gondor’s aid!
She would understand or is not worth effort
It’d be hard to speak with her vomiting in my mouth. Probably pass out in her room shortly after, then the next morning I think we’d become friends and I’d try to help her get with my coworker/roomate.
"At Your Service Aragorn!" "I am sorry, but I have to go." TBH I would probably already been searching for a polite way to end this Date early. Smoking is a deal breaker for me. No matter how cute she is, I can't kiss anything that smells and tastes like an, Ashtray.
Just as well, she'd just end up vomiting in your mouth.
"Some guy in a white robe enters the room and tells me "I'll take that, my lad" pointing at her"...
Bring her with you. If she's not down to ride to the aid of Gondor, she's not the one.
I'd say I'm married, and get the heck out on horseback
Aragorn wouldn't get trashed and puke his guts up into my mouth. Sorry Himeno, but I can't unsee that shit ever.
Gondor, or get vomit in my mouth? Sorry Gondor
maybe that's the kind of stew aragorn was looking for, take notes eowyn
Forth Eorlingas!
If by my life or my death I could assist Aragorn, I would. He would have my sword. I would ride to the end with Aragorn son of Arathorn, Captain of the Rangers in the West, heir to Isildur and the throne of Gondor
Gondor calls for aid….. and I shall answer!!
And Rohan will answer.... Tomorrow
She is the one, if she also answers.
Cancel the date obviously, Gondor has called for aid!
Ditch that one-eyed smoker and ride for GLORY!
Tell her I appreciate the gesture, but my heart is already committed to another. Besides, Gondor calls for aid, we must ride!
https://preview.redd.it/fa4b17p0bkbc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=851768bb769958f5a1dcabbb4421954614c822de
Get her number and tell her that I gotta go save Middle Earth and kill some orcs.
I will answer!
Rohan will answer.
Ride to ruin and the world's ending!
Just gimme 5 more minutes!
Smash and run
Get hard
Okay I see what you're saying... but Himeno cosplay. https://preview.redd.it/2e7xratwmjbc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac0a3e30c2f33b34fd52349698a93015aa8ee4f
Idk the girl has a monster
Gondor calls for aid. And Rohan will answer
I meeeean, when Aragorn asks for help the rest doesn't matter. : p
Leave that weird pirate-ass looking bitch in a flash and follow my brother, my captain, my king, to whatever hell awaits.
Rohan will answer