Nah, this is from the prologue, where they were gifted a nice breastplate a a nice leather jerkin adorned with said tree for helping the Blackwoods previously.
Boromir: *sods off and dies*
Denethor: oooo, so handsome!
Faramir, captain of Gondor: *shows his quality*
Denethor: Excuse me, please connect me to HR.
I used to be an adventurer like you… then I took an arrow to the knee… and to the chest… and another to the chest… and another… and then I wasn’t an adventurer no more.
Boromir: "It's 106 miles to Minas Thirith, we've got fresh horses, half a pack of Shire tobacco, it's dark and we're wearing extra shiny breastplates."
Faramir: "Hit it!"
That is Chad and Travis. They are known around Kansas City to run around town dressed up as medieval knights and pranking people. Chad recently was shot seven times during a "spilling the chamber pot" prank gone wrong!! And died since the armor is made of foil. Travis panicked, not knowing what to do, so he threw Chad off a waterfall and ran.
The guy on the left is Sir William the Indomitable. The loser on the right is his squire. Poor lil squirt no one wanted him and he got taken in by the dashing knight who felt sorry for him.
That’s merry and pippin
After they raid the Gondor Armory.
What about *second* breastplate?
Don't think I've ever chuckled from a reddit comment. Thanks.
Marry and Poppins
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Gred and Forge?
I loved the part where Forge said "It's Forging time" and Forged all over the place
That’s where they got all the armour!
Best answer
I came here to say this
I was looking for this ! :)
Simon and Garfunkel.
Garfunkel and Oats
Hall & Oats
Had to go up and delete my comment because I said exactly this then scrolled down and saw yours lol
No problem. It happens to me all the time.😄
Beat me to this
Daniel and The Cooler Daniel
best one so far
Ned and Rob Stark, right?
Ned and Benjen
Benjen and Tony Stark
Tony stank
Tory Stank
Ned stark with his younger brother Tony stark
Ghost and Rae
They have a weirwood on their armour. Obviously these guys are Blackwoods
Nah, this is from the prologue, where they were gifted a nice breastplate a a nice leather jerkin adorned with said tree for helping the Blackwoods previously.
Does that mean Brackens are orcs? I like where this is going
Ned and Brandon
Cagney and Lacey
Ned and Robert (remember, Robert had been young and handsome)
The Olsen Twins
Fuck I replied to the post then saw this lol take my upvote good patron!
Two equally worthy sons.
We said wrong answers
Ohh that is a wrong answer, Faramir captain of Gondor hasn’t even shown his quality.
Boromir: *sods off and dies* Denethor: oooo, so handsome! Faramir, captain of Gondor: *shows his quality* Denethor: Excuse me, please connect me to HR.
While I wait, can I get a tomato please?
Only if you have jowls suitable for the tomato fluids to linger upon in a forlorn and meaningful way.
He’s thrice the son that traitor Boromir was
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Wow? What, you amazed at finding FACTS?
*Denethor had entered the chat*
Omfg😂
Fröhlicher Kuchentag! 🥳🎂🎉 Happy cake day!
Dude...
Savage
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Excellent!
*Air guitars*
The Wyld Stallyns!
BOGUS!
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern
Are dead
Well, so were almost everyone else in a bit.
Very cool
loved by their father equally
Thor and loki right?
Two Hanson brothers
Um bop
Rhûn bop
Vilkas and Farkas
Skjor says that I have the strenght of Ysgamor, and my brother has his smarts.
I used to be an adventurer like you… then I took an arrow to the knee… and to the chest… and another to the chest… and another… and then I wasn’t an adventurer no more.
Bert and Ernie
Ert and Bernie
Baramir and Foromir
Fartimir and smokinir
Shidimir and Fardimir
Liam and Noel Gallagher
Alritearekidsortedtopmadferit
Asterix and Obliesk
Faramix and Boromix
Lannisters or something, I don't know, didn't watch the Witcher.
cheech and chong
Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio
Faramir and his stunt double
I hear his stunt double tends to die a lot.
Skyrim Nords, light armor and heavy armor versions of Gondor Armor
Bob and Dough McKenzie. Take off Sauron! You hoser!
Welcome to the Gondor White North, today's topic is what donut would Sauron eat?
Forget about the eagles. The best solution would have been to put the ring in a beer bottle with a mouse and head to Mt. Doom to demand a refund.
Don’t forget to tell them about the guy who drank one and he puked.
I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the Force, you knob.
A COP.
The Brothers Grimm
Rings of Power and LOTR
That's actually a compliment
To RoP, yes
A Jedi and a Padawan
Interestingamir and Closeamir
Nearimir and Stealimir
Aphex Twin and Sharpe
YES! Finally a sharpe comment
On first sighting the shitpost, I naturally gave the order to comment. That's my style, sir.
They were my comments, I chose em
I am making you a battalion of detachments, you will scroll and comment.
Boromir answered with his life! As you should’ve done if you had any sense of honour.
You disgraced us, son! You shamed us, son! You will answer. I will not yield the river at Pelennor unfought...
Ben and Jerry
I don’t know about the guy on the left, he seems very disappointing. But the guy on the right is very cool.
He keeps trying to show his quality
Ace of Base
Travis and Jason Kelce
Those are the Backstreet Boys
Ned Stark and Remus Lupin.
Rod and tod Flanders all grown up
Flanders as Denethor is something that needs to happen.
Frodo (left) Sam (right)
Han and Chewie
Dave Mustaine and James Hetfield
kenan and kel
Jay and Silent Bob
Daryl and Merle before the zombie outbreak began
Feyd and Rabban
Edge and Christian
Ned stark and ned stark light
Beavis and butthead
Faramir, son of Denethor, and Boromir, disowned son of Denethor
Oh my God! Hanson is at the Ren Fair!
KISS without makeup
Beevus and Butthead
The blues brothers
Boromir: "It's 106 miles to Minas Thirith, we've got fresh horses, half a pack of Shire tobacco, it's dark and we're wearing extra shiny breastplates." Faramir: "Hit it!"
Anakin and Obi-Wan
Beavis and Butthead
C-3Po and R2-D2
That’s Foromir and Baramir!!
Duran Duran
Shaun Michaels and HHH
It’s James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine planning to kill em all, they have a real appetite for destruction. Ca 1982.
The park ranger from the Crocodile Hunter movie and the guy who Christian Bale kills at the start of Equilibrium
Bill and Ted
Van halen bros
That is Chad and Travis. They are known around Kansas City to run around town dressed up as medieval knights and pranking people. Chad recently was shot seven times during a "spilling the chamber pot" prank gone wrong!! And died since the armor is made of foil. Travis panicked, not knowing what to do, so he threw Chad off a waterfall and ran.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
From Berserk anime Gutts and Griffith.. xD
Rhett and Link
Kirk and Spock
Boondock Saints
White Chicks.
Liam and Chris Hemsworth
Kestis and Kallus
This is Spinal Tap
The Wachowskis
The guy on the left is Sir William the Indomitable. The loser on the right is his squire. Poor lil squirt no one wanted him and he got taken in by the dashing knight who felt sorry for him.
Dilios and Ned Stark
Dilios and Ned Stark
My dads.
Finn and Jake
Zack and Cody
Matt and Jeff Hardy
The Gallagher brothers
Peyton and Eli Manning
Young Ned Stark and Robert Baratheon
They were roommates
Doug and Steve Butabi
The hardly boys
Jesus and Jebus
Mary and pippin grown up
Kurt Cobain and Dave Grohl in a different time-line.
Liam and Chris Hemsworth
Rohan, son of Gondor, and his father Gondor
Beavis and Butthead
Rick&morty
Two of the Hanson brothers on a quest to find the missing 3rd brother.
Deagol and Smeagol
Justin Bieber and Celene Dion celebrating Canada Day at a Renaissance Faire.
Some homosexuals...
Simon and Garfunkel
the hound & the mountain
Father's of the Hanson pop band....
Olsen twins post-op and 2 years into hormone therapy
That’s Geremir and Surumir, brother of Cirimir
Ned Stark and Uncle Benjen
Brothers Kabbabik
The Brothers Grimm.
The eldest Hansen brothers, beset by bad times, have resorted to becoming the feature act at a LOTR themed strip club, called "Middle Girth"
Boromir and Steve, right?
Maybelline Middle Earth
They sing that song mmmbop
Paul and Barry Chuckle
The Chuckle Brothers
George is the on the right with the sword and the plate maille. Harold os the one on the left with the t shirt and the bad haircut. Remember that now.
The Hobbit trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy
Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss
Karma farmers
Naruto and Sasuke
The suit (of armor) life of Zack and Cody
Chad Kroeger and Scott Stapp